Teach you to be a human system [Quick Transmigration]

Jian Ge was completely immersed in the thrill of tearing up, fighting the twins alone with a gun and a stick, completely forgetting to please the 'future uncle'.

And this pair of Italian twins cooperate like a pair of cross talk actors, you say what you say, and they cooperate seamlessly.

If it weren't for the fact that the two of them had too strong Italian accents, half in English, half in Chinese, occasionally mixed with Italian, if they were inexplicably funny, Xie Wuqi would applaud them.

The three of them quarreled for no reason at all, Chi Qian was stunned for a moment, then turned to teach Jian Chi, "Xiao Chi, you must not learn such things from Jian Ge."

The child nodded obediently, but there was disdain in his small dark eyes.

Humph

The scum of Zhan Wu.

No one can beat me.

Xie Wuqi signaled Chi Qian to leave this place of right and wrong, but unexpectedly found that the three male protagonists didn't notice their actions.

According to the original book, the three of them were torturing and pointing their finger at the heroine, mainly revolving around 'Oh!Jane Ge, you are really not picky, this kind of middle-of-the-road beauty is also worthy of your strength'.

After a big battle, Jian Ge will become angry from embarrassment, start an unreasonable mode and directly attribute today's embarrassing incident to the heroine, and from then on treat the heroine even more viciously.

But Gemini was satisfied after slapping Jane Ge's face, but couldn't help paying attention to the "mediocre-looking" heroine.

In line with the idea of ​​"Jian Ge is unhappy, we are happy", the two also began to join the battle for the heroine. After omitting the [-]-character mosaic, the two were successfully attracted by the heroine, and then continued to engage in coding activities tirelessly.

But now the topic center is 'Hahaha!Jian Ge, you sand sculpture, you can't even make a child with no hair yet, and your papa has been snatched away, so go cry! '

... so stupid

...like a child, they started arguing inexplicably.

The system fan was silent for a moment, then suddenly howled, [You have asked me several times, what is this, this is... love~, this is... love~]

[shènmègui~2333]

Xie Wuqi took Chi Qian and Jian Chi out of the flames of war, and Jian Chi was also very obedient and didn't speak again, which made Xie Wuqi heave a sigh of relief.

The three of them fought for a long time, and some faint eyes glanced over, and they finally remembered to take care of their own face.They looked at each other, snorted heavily with their noses in unison, and broke up.

It wasn't until the crosstalk twins left that Jian Ge secretly sighed.

Uncle!

Uncle, where have you been?

Things are not what you think!

I am actually a mild-tempered person!

Under the rough appearance is a soft girly heart!

oh!The strategy failed before it even started

cut happy

Fortunately, the uncle left, and another uncle came in a blink of an eye.

Xie Yi held a snack, looked around blankly but did not see Chi Qian's figure.

Jian Ge raised his eyebrows, Xie Wuqi's younger brother seemed to be a lot more attractive, he talked to Xie Yi casually, "Are you looking for your brother?"

Xie Yi followed the sound and found that the speaker was Jian Ge, he was a little surprised.After all, Young Master Jian has always only focused on beauties.

A person who can strike up a conversation with Jian Ge needs to be beautiful first, and second, to have a slim waist and a big chest. To sum up Jian Ge's psychology, it is roughly - small breasts and small talk!

Although Jian Ge didn't show his expression, Xie Yi inexplicably felt that this man had malicious intentions. He looked cold and replied: "I'm not looking for him." After speaking, he meant to leave.

This is different than I imagined!

Jian Ge did not give up because of his indifference, and continued to talk: "I once saw a lady..."

……Miss

...Did you see it on the street?

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Xie Yi frowned, and stopped in his tracks, waiting for Jane Ge to finish.

"That young lady looks very much like your brother."

Jian Ge waited for Xie Yi's reaction, it would be better if he could say 'what's so strange, she is my sister, of course she looks like my brother'.

But there was a clear layer of anger on Xie Yi's face, his gaze cut Jian Ge like a cold blade, "Jian Ge, you'd better be careful, don't set your mind on people you can't mess with."

Xie Yi turned and left with a piercing coldness all over his body.

Emma, ​​why did my uncle suddenly become angry?

It's too difficult!

Not discouraged, Jian Ge smiled instead. Although it was different from what he expected, but from Xie Yi's performance, he cared about his 'sister' very much.

So much so that he was annoyed when he saw her idea.

He rubbed his chin and smiled, it seemed that the beauty was more valuable than he thought.

Marrying her is equivalent to marrying a Xie family power.

Really great!

Papa will definitely praise me!

Think a little excited!

Hey, what kind of reward do you want then!

At this time, Xie Yi had a rush of evil fire in his body, and no one knew how hard he tried to restrain himself so that he didn't punch Jian Ge in the face.

It's okay for Jian Ge to be flirtatious at ordinary times, and it doesn't bother him anyway.But he dared to put his mind on Xie Wuqi.

For a lady who looks a lot like Xie Wuqi, Jian Ge is simply alluding to his brother's appearance.

Dead stallion!

I wish you go to the hospital for finger examination every day! 1

Middle finger!

And... Thank you forever!

Xie Yi gritted his teeth

What are you doing to provoke that kind of horse!

[Xie Yi's favorability degree -1, the current favorability degree is 9.]

Xie Wuqi's hand shook, and the wine glass in his hand almost fell to the ground.

hum hum

Fallen leaves are floating all over my face, my brother's rebellion breaks my heart

Middle finger

[Host, hold on! ]

The concubine really couldn't bear it any longer [crying]

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Seeing the head throbbing in his chest, Xie Wuqi's heart almost collapsed again.

... Author, have you been lazy and copied the first few chapters, but you still copied such a magical passage!

He looked into the void with a blank expression, blinked, and a hot tear of grief slipped from the corner of his eye (it didn't).

heart pacific

But compared to feeling frustrated, Xie Wuqi was more out of panic, for nothing else, the head on his chest belonged to Xie Yi.

The system let out an 'ow', and expertly turned it into a necklace and wrapped it around Xie Wuqi's neck to prevent himself from being seen.

You are fine, what should I do!

Xie Wuqi wanted to cry, but Xie Yi seemed to be stunned, so stupid that he didn't respond, but at this moment, Xie Wuqi would rather he buried for a while, than run away when he looked up and found his brother in women's clothing.

Xie Wuqi covered his face with his forearm, glanced to the side, and pretended to be dead again?

Xie Yi moved and pulled his face out of the chest of the person under him.He stared dazedly at the person below him for three seconds, blinked, unable to recover for a moment.

The person in front of him was helplessly covering his eyes with the back of his hand, a flush of shame spread from his cheeks to his neck, and... there was a tendency to go down.

Xie Yi's throat rolled and he swallowed subconsciously.

The person under him trembled even more, pulled out the other wrist that he was pinching from his hand, and put it on his face, as if he didn't want to see him at all.

A blush spread from the base of Xie Yi's neck to his cheeks, Xie Yi realized what he had done at this moment, and hurriedly rolled off the other party's waist.

Man said helplessly, trying to appease the other party, "I'm sorry, I, I didn't mean it."

Xie Yi really didn't do it on purpose, Chi Qian made an appointment for him today just to let them meet, but when he arrived at Chi Qian's house, he felt restless.

In the end, Chi Qian, who couldn't stand it anymore, rushed to help wash the vegetables, but made the ground wet.

He consciously went to get a mop to mop the ground, but he caught a glimpse of a figure appearing at the corner. His mind was blank, and he didn't even know what he had done.

When he regained his senses, he had already thrown the opponent down with the help of the wet ground god's assist.

His apology did not appease the other party, and the half of the other party's exposed cheeks seemed to turn redder.

"Did you hurt from the fall?" Xie Yi knelt down and wanted to help him up, but the other party seemed to reject him, and he trembled even more when he touched 'her'.

Xie Yi shyly moved his hands away, and stood there to dry in a daze.

This is my first time eating tofu, I have no experience!

Who can tell me the correct way to appease, wait online, urgent!

"Ban!" Chi Qian exclaimed when he heard the voice, "Xie Yi, what did you do!"

This scene is too familiar!

It was just like the crime scene where she buried her chest for the first time!

She looked at Xie Yi, whose handsome face was slightly flushed, in surprise.

oh, this is too horny

Do you understand step by step!

Do you understand boiling frogs in warm water!

He buried his chest as soon as he got up, everyone was scared away!

idiot!

Seeing Chi Qian like this, Xie Yi wished he could find a crack in the ground and get in.

I am not a pervert!

I can explain it!

You believe me!You believe me!

"Sister!" There was another scream that raised her voice, and Jian Chi ran out in a 'patta pata'.

"Bastard!" This was said to the pervert Xie Yi.

"Mine!" was said to all.

The child hugged him up and patted the other person's back comfortingly, "Sister, does it hurt? Suddenly it doesn't hurt."

Xie Wuqi was so ashamed and angry that he buried his face in the child's neck again.

Chi Qian looked at Xie Yi bitterly, "See, even children are more sensible than you." '

Satyr Xie Yi: ...

Chi Qian had just finished praising Jian Chi, Jian Chi's stern face showed a little aggrieved expression, he glanced at Xie Yi, and scolded as if a toy had been robbed: "Pervert!"

Xie Yi, who had been stabbed heavily, vomited out a mouthful of old blood.

After the child finished speaking, it seemed as if he was about to cry. Those who didn't know thought it was him who was buried in the chest, but he lowered his head and thrust his head... into Xie Wuqi's chest.

"Mine, mine." Jian Chi said in a muffled voice.

=dish=

What the hell!

The Chiqian girl and the pervert Xie Yi petrified at the same time.

Xie Wuqi was not much better, almost fainted from darkness.

You all know the boobs are fake and you still come!

You are the pervert!No!good!

The system was silent for a long time, then suddenly it screamed, and slapped the hooligan Jian Chi in the face of Aunt Xue, [Obviously it belongs to Ah Qi!It belongs to Ah Qi!Let go of the sanctuary of the goddess, bastard! ]

Chi Qian also screamed, "Go away, bastards, it's mine!" (No ←←)