Teach you to be a human system [Quick Transmigration]

Jian's Patriarch's 50th Birthday Banquet

The head of the Jian family was talking to Xie Wuqi, Xie Wuqi listened quietly, nodding his head from time to time, but only the system knew that the host was actually in a daze.

Xie Wuqi is reviewing the plot at this time. In the original book, there will be a small climax at this birthday banquet.

The seven male protagonists appeared collectively for the first time, and they fought openly and secretly, fighting with each other, setting off a bloody storm at the banquet, and countless passers-by were lying on their guns.

The beginning of this feast of teasing was the chattering old man in front of him - the funny daddy shared by the eldest baby and the third baby.

When the head of the Jian family was young, he was considered a fighter among the rich and handsome. The red flags did not fall inside, but the colorful flags fluttered outside.

But the head of the Jian family, whose brain circuit is exactly the same as that of the eldest son and the third baby, is very displeased with the style of his eldest son, Jian Ge, and decides to beat him up.

And the little hammer used to hit him was Jian Chi - the illegitimate son of the head of the Jian family who hadn't taken much care of him for more than ten years.

It's just that he didn't expect that this kid who seemed to only be able to play with mud at home really beat his baby to the ground, and the oo group was almost turned upside down.

At this banquet, the Patriarch of the Jian family pulled Jian Chi out to show his face, which was regarded as giving Jian Chi a title.

When Jian Ge saw what his father did, he immediately frowned.

He doesn't care if this nominal younger brother is raised outside, but now that his name has been rectified, he has touched the bottom line.

How can it be repaired!

So the prelude to a tearing battle was kicked off.

The tearing process is roughly as follows:

1. Jane Ge and Jane old man spray each other for 10 minutes.

2. Jian Ge met Jian Chi, and under the gloomy gaze of the other party, they fought unilaterally for 10 minutes.

3. Chi Qian, who was invited by Xie Yi to be a female companion, met Jian Ge when she placed an order. Jian Ge was dissatisfied with the fact that the other party had a male companion, and it took 40 minutes while he was torturing and making sauces.

4. Qin Hefeng, who passed by unexpectedly, roared at the injustice, and the battle lasted for 5 minutes.

5. Xie Yi, who returned, joined the battle and took 10 minutes.

6. Xie Yi initially blackened because of this, and fought with the heroine for 10 minutes.

7. The heroine was hurt and ran away in tears, and ran into Jian Chi, who spent 5 minutes imagining the traces on the heroine's body and glaring at her for 5 minutes.

8. Xie Yi's evil fire is hard to express, and he vents his anger on Xie Wuqi, and Xie Wuqi lies on the gun for 10 minutes.

9. Jian Ge's anger escalated, and he blamed passers-by, who lay down with guns for 10 minutes.

10. Jane Ge's deadly rival Siwa and Wuwa went online, and after watching the whole process, he gloated at his misfortune for 10 minutes.

11. Jian Ge met Jian Chi again, and Jian Chi took the initiative to fight with him for 10 minutes and won a suppressive victory.

above over~

And the banquet of the Patriarch of the Jian family also ended in such a long series of teasing, without wasting a minute.

Xie Wuqi sighed, he saw Chi Qian next to Xie Yi, and realized that there would be constant evil winds tonight.

Xie Yi, you stupid Italian wandering in the German army!

You pig mate!

At this banquet, men can bring a female companion to attend.

The female companion Xie Yi invited was Chi Qian, but 'Ban' wanted to go shopping with her, so Chi Qian politely refused him.

But 'Ban' seemed to be in a hurry, two hours before the appointed time, 'Ban' called to tell her that she could not make the appointment.

Chi Qian was a little disappointed.

Xie Wuqi felt sorry for cheating the heroine, but the head of the Jian family had a special status, so he couldn't just push the invitation.

It's just that I didn't expect that after Xie Yi knew that Chi Qian had an appointment with 'Ban', he secretly expressed that he wanted to skip the banquet and go out with them.

When he learned that the date between the two was cancelled, he was a little disappointed, and then invited Chi Qian to be his girlfriend again, and this time Chi Qian agreed.

Chi Qian dragged a champagne-colored Greek-style long dress, which was not too overbearing, but it fit her temperament very well, like an elegant and elegant tulip.

Chi Qian listened with a little interest to Xie Yi's talk about the quality, purity, taste of various wines or the origin of various traditions at different banquets, and sometimes expressed his own opinions, which surprised Xie Yi.

Unknowingly, Chi Qian was carved and polished like a piece of rough jade, becoming more dazzling.

Xie Yi gave a heartfelt admiration, "Chi Qian, you are much better."

"Thank you for your brother's student aid program." Chi Qian's eyes lit up, "And you and Ban told me the news. Since I met Ban, I seem to be a lot luckier."

Not knowing what she said, Chi Qian noticed that Xie Yi blushed strangely, and she asked strangely, "Xie Yi, why are you suddenly shy?"

It's okay if you don't say anything, just as Chi Qian finished speaking, Xie Yi's face turned red, "No, it's nothing..."

He scratched his neck, not daring to look directly at Chi Qian, "By the way, I always hear you mention 'Ban'...I haven't really seen her yet, do you have a picture of her? Or..."

"Or the phone number?" Chi Qian narrowed his eyes, "You are very suspicious, young man."

It's like a spring heart sprouting!

"En." Xie Yi's voice was inaudible, and he was so embarrassed by Chi Qian's words that he could hardly speak, "Is there?"

"Yes, but Ben is very concerned about privacy, so it's not polite to give it to you directly."

Xie Yi was discouraged, and Chi Qian looked at him pitifully like a bullied big dog, and said again, "I can secretly ask Ban out to meet together, but you have to tell me why you are so mean to Ban interested."

"You probably didn't see her face clearly." The Chi Qian girl asked extremely gossip.

"She felt very familiar, kind of like... my mother."

"You Oedipus!" Chi Qian knew it for the first time, and raised her voice slightly in surprise, "No wonder, how old is Ben than you!"

Xie Yi really wanted to cover her mouth, "It's just that I have a good impression and want to know each other. Don't break your promise to me. I'll get you something to eat." After speaking, he fled like a scourge chasing after him.

Chi Qian touched his chin.

Do you think I will believe it!

Xie Wuqi listened to the words of the Patriarch of Jian's family, while paying attention to Chi Qian's side. Seeing that the pig teammate, Erwa, Xie Yi had put the heroine on the order, he couldn't help feeling a little anxious.

Finding a reason to escape, he walked towards Chi Qian.

The heroine's lower limit is guarded by me [make a fist!

Chi Qian stared blankly at the domineering president in front of her. She was a little apprehensive about this man who kept standing with a cold face after nodding his head and saying hello to her.

And others probably felt the same way, as a vacuum formed around the two of them.

Passers-by A, B, C and D whispered: Kuaiai came to watch strongly!The domineering president launched a special girl-picking technique!

When Jian Ge passed by, he saw such a strange scene, and he couldn't help but take a second look.

Well, this woman looks pretty good

Well, this man is the domineering president who always steals headlines from me

Hey, why do you feel that the domineering president is very familiar

Jian Ge raised one eyebrow, his eyes moved inch by inch on Xie Wuqi's body, looking for clues.

...something seems to be missing

'Aha' Jian Ge licked his lips and raised one corner of his lips. He found an interesting prey.

Dark eyes flashed across Xie Wuqi's body.

... These long legs, this slender waist, and this perky butt, except for the 56c breasts, are the same as the beauties I met twice!

And carefully compare the facial features, there are five points similar!

This rhythm!

It turns out that Xie Wuqi...has an unknown younger sister!

Married, married, married!

It just so happens that the old man thinks that he doesn't care, so he might as well marry this beautiful woman who wins his heart and has a good family!

If the old man knew that he was going to marry Xie Wuqi's younger sister, he would be so happy!

At that time, I will no longer be afraid of being read by him!

real!yes!Great!Great!clatter!

Xie Wuqi felt a scorching gaze, and turned around to find that Jian Ge was looking at him with an expression of locking prey.

And the system that turned into a ring suddenly made a sound, and said like a mouthful of blood: [Congratulations to the host for completing two-thirds of the main task 10000: Any three male protagonists are no longer obsessed with female protagonists, reward [-] integral. ]

Thank you for no time:? !What happened again when I didn't know!

The system unilaterally cut off the contact with a 'hehe' sound.

Stupid host!

Xie Wuqi intuited that this had something to do with Jian Ge, and he had goosebumps on his arms.

Chi Qian also followed Xie Wuqi's line of sight, and saw Jian Ge with burning eyes.

Since 'Ban' told her a series of things about Jan Ge, her favorability for this man has dropped directly to negative.

I also heard from 'Ban' that all kinds of tastes of Jian Ge are welcome.She couldn't help thinking, thinking why Jane Ge's gaze was so...

So base!

'Ban' is right, Jane Ge is a shameless person!

"What are you looking at?" Xie Wuqi narrowed his eyes.

Jian Ge intentionally flattered his 'future brother-in-law', so he straightened his face, and rarely said seriously, "Are you..."

Do you have a sister with a thin waist and long thighs!

I want to marry, I want to marry!

"Sister!" A voice suddenly interrupted him.

Jian Ge's face darkened, and he saw Jian Chi running over on short legs.

"Xiao Chi, why are you here?" Chi Qian was very surprised, "Didn't you be picked up by your father?"

"The old man who hosted the birthday banquet today is the one who picked me up." Jian Chi didn't call that man his father, he reached out to his eldest wife for a hug, with an expression of 'this topic is so boring, let's change it'.

"Are you Jane Ge's younger brother?!"

Jian Chi nodded, feeling that this topic was also boring.

Chi Qian's eyes widened. Will Jian Chi be spoiled by the scum!

Hello!What expression do you have, woman!

Jian Ge instantly accepted Chi Qian's radio waves, and glared at her with a black face.

The brat you're holding isn't pure at all!

He is stuffed with sesame seeds!Sesame filling!

Labor and management are the ones who have been bullied all the time!

[sob

Jian Chi was dissatisfied that Chi Qian's attention was attracted by Jian Ge, and he squinted at Xie Wuqi.

Xie Wuqi saw that Jian Chi looked bored at first, then gradually frowned, and finally looked fixedly at his face.

A bad premonition crept up from his back.

Sure enough, Jian Chi's mouth that was not surprising and endlessly spoke again.

"elder sister?"

"En?" Chi Qian thought that Jane Chi was calling her, and responded subconsciously.

"Sister, why are your breasts so small?" Jian Chi frowned with an inconspicuous small wrinkle, and Mu Mu's small face seemed to be really puzzled and dissatisfied... The breasts have become smaller.

Although Jian Chi turned his back to Chi Qian at this time, he still held Chi Qian's hand, and the child was always strange, like an alien whose brain waves were different from ordinary people, and would talk to himself from time to time.

Because of this, Chi Qian felt that Jian Chi was still talking to her, completely unaware that the child was calling a big man's sister.

She covered the child's mouth with a slap, thinking that he said such immoral words again.

Didn't they praise her for having big breasts some time ago?

How to contradict what you said!

Still in public!

Save some face for your eldest wife!

"Don't listen to his nonsense, he usually speaks without thinking."

A layer of cold sweat broke out on Xie Wuqi's back, Jian Chi covered his mouth, and stared straight at him with two 'woo woo' sounds.

Oh come on!How did this kid recognize him?

Not even the heroine has any doubts, this is unscientific!

[Actually true love...]

[...True love only has the status of a concubine? ]

Jian Ge on the side didn't notice anything unusual either, his sight was just blocked by Xie Wuqi.

Just when Xie Wuqi didn't know what to do, and even had the urge to kill Jian Chi and kill him, two voices saved him.

"Well, well, isn't this Jane Ge?" a voice said.

"Yeah, that seems to be Young Master Jane's new younger brother." Another voice that was almost the same as it continued.

"Incredible, Jane Ge's younger brother is so cute." The first voice sounded again.

"Amazing, you squeezed the position of Young Master Jane when you came here." The second voice agreed.

Fuck, this magical English with an Italian accent.

There are also cheap tunes that sing together.

!!!

[Siwa is online!Wuwa is online!Siwa is online!Wuwa is online!Siwa is online!Wuwa is online! ]

[System, stop helping the author cheat the word count, I already knew it. ]

[I just say important things three times!The author is not as unscrupulous as you think! ]

In the original book, the pair of male protagonists who can be called a cross talk group impressed him so much that they only spoke four sentences, and Xie Wuqi knew their identities.

Hehe, Sanwa's nemesis is here, I hope they can tear it up happily, and let Jane's attention be diverted from the heroine by the way.

[The third baby didn't notice the heroine at all, okay, host, don't make up your mind casually. ]

[comma comma comma. ]

At this time, Jian Ge's hatred was firmly locked on the two of them, and Chi Qian was also attracted by the pair of devilish Italian twins.

Xie Wuqi took the opportunity to make a gesture to Jian Chi. He put his index finger in front of his mouth and said silently: 'Shh'

Jian Chi tilted her head to look at him for a while, and finally nodded obediently in agreement.

'good'

The child rolled his eyes and made a smiling expression, although a little stiff, but very cute.