let go of that earth man

Chapter 35 Accident or Ape Dung?

Suddenly, the pair of men and women who were in a mess turned their faces to this side, shining like a cat's eyes when they found fish, which made the mermaid feel that everything was not well. If it wasn't for the timely music sounded on the stage, she probably would have run for her life.

On the gorgeous stage full of pink and dreamy tones, a large amount of pink light dust sprayed down, like a magical rain of light, and then a pair of men and women wearing gorgeous white princess dresses and princely clothes , stepping on the elegant dance steps, under the sound of music, spin to the center of the stage.

Until the end of the dance, the infinite tacit understanding and noble dancing posture were simply the highest visual enjoyment, and the audience immediately burst into applause.

Xia Ming has to admit that after watching this dance, he also has the urge to enroll in a dance class with Dong Chan, so that he can get so close to Dong Chan, look at each other like that, until they become a pair of heart-to-heart.

But the ideal is plump, but the reality is always so fond of losing weight, especially the reality that Xia Ming is facing, he is suffering from anorexia, directly showing a skeleton-like skinny feeling.

"It's twins." Dongchan looked up at the pure white and pink fantasy prince and princess combination on the stage, carefully observing their inconspicuous height difference, their excellent looks like looking in a mirror, and their telepathic Mo Qi in every move. His eyes lit up suddenly, and his tone was more like a little boy begging for a toy: "Why don't we catch them and go back to study?!"

Hearing this, the corners of Xia Ming's lips twitched slightly. He originally wanted to pamper Dong Chan, but if he kidnapped an interstellar idol, he might be trampled into mincemeat by stupid fans.

"Can I change it?" Xia Ming tried to discuss with Dongchan: "Isn't Li Jiaozhu very good? Let's study it."

Li Jiaozhu was so angry that she slapped Li Mengzhu's forehead fiercely. Li Mengzhu looked at her elder sister innocently, but of course she was preempted: "I asked you to make perverted friends, didn't you hurt your sister and me?" ?!"

"Sister! If you hadn't forced me to become a soldier, I wouldn't have separated from Dong Chan. If I didn't leave, he wouldn't be perverted. Do you want my younger brother to bear the blame for your crimes?" Li Mengzhu was sad. Desperately said: "You have ruined my past happy days, what else do you want!"

Li Jiaozhu slashed at his younger brother's head again with an iron palm: "Did you run away from home logically?! What's wrong with being a soldier, the young soldiers are so healthy and charming, especially the navy, which one is not first-class? Great. You can no longer be a cute boy or a beautiful boy, but being a soldier can at least make up for your innate aura, you know?!"

Li Mengzhu, who was congenitally deficient, covered her ears and shook her head: "I don't listen, I don't listen! Sister, you are so cruel, so cruel, and so vexatious."

"I'll rub it, you must have been soaked in hair dye."

The siblings were performing martial arts, but Dong Chan had already analyzed the pros and cons. Although she still regretted letting the duck (?) fly away, she didn't insist: "Well, it's better to have something than nothing."

Li Jiao grabbed the ground with her head, and felt the malice from the pair of adulterers. This is "better than nothing" and "better than nothing". In terms of popularity statistics, it is second only to the queen and several generals.

At this time, the prince and princess who had finished dancing on the stage had already given a lot of sensational opening speeches, causing fans who stepped off the stage, no matter men, women, young or old, fat or thin, rough men or cute girls, to cover their chests with dreamy yearning faces , Xia Ming and Li Jiaozhu, who were too late to enter the scene, couldn't help feeling a chill hit their bodies, and shivered a few times.

As for Li Mengzhu and Dong Chan, they had a negative EQ score, a hopeless intellectual injury, and were completely immune to magic, immersing themselves in their own world.

When the prince and princess sang an interstellar love song with a beautiful voice, the fans were already drowned by Pink Bubbles, and Xia Ming couldn't help but be affected by the singing, and looked at Dong Chan with moist and affectionate eyes, but this face Tenderness slammed into the iron wall of scientific research and cracked abruptly.

Dong Chan is collecting the instrument with one hand and analyzing the instrument with the other, concentrating on studying the singing, her fanatical eyes and obsessive attitude make even an idiot sigh.

……

Dong Chan muttered to herself: "Can the frequencies of the voices of two different people match to such a degree that they can't tell each other apart at all? This should only happen to clones that are copied together with their thoughts. But that , it is impossible to distinguish gender, what is going on with this man and one woman? Could it be that one of them is transgender? Hmm... I really want to study it."

Xia Ming's tremblingly outstretched hand finally fell down suddenly, slumped on the ground, and bent forward in frustration.

Li Mengzhu let out a long breath: "This voice, um, is it true? Are they here to spread the legend of brother? Well, it's barely qualified."

Li Jiaozhu overwhelmed her younger brothers Pia and Pia and played happily. While fighting, she chanted "Let you be normal", "Let you be normal", "Let you be normal", Jane was so frantic that she had no friends.

Later, the prince and princess sang and danced, changed a few sets of clothes, and changed the stage style a few times. From lyrical bel canto to vigorous singing and dancing, the atmosphere of the audience was fired to the highest level. Almost everyone was attracted by this pair of men and women. Confused, some people even cried 'I love you XX' and 'I want to give you my heart XX'.

One of them is an alien who is obviously inhuman and just pretending to be a human. He actually took out an object that looks like a heart and handed it up high. However, without a heart, it is obviously not harmful to his life, and he is alive and well. And, the scream is louder than anyone else.

The corners of Xia Ming's eyes twitched: "Donado, I killed one, if you don't chop them into meat paste, or burn them to ashes, no matter how many pieces they are divided into, they will not die."

Finally, Xia Ming got Dongchan's attention as he wished.

"Really? I really want to study it."

"..."QAQ! ! !

The mermaid shook her hands, she couldn't imagine such a cute expression on the steely man's sharp and resolute face, she thought, it must be because of his posture in the water today.

This was the first concert, and it lasted from noon to night. At the end, the audience couldn't get enough of it. They were discussing about the Virgo Nebula prince and princess along the way.

A few star hunters with bald heads and muscular muscles next to them are discussing all kinds of beauty of the purest little princess of the zodiac sign with the obsession of teenage starstrucks.

Xia Ming is not a fan, and he can't understand the interstellar groupies at all. It is more complicated than the unknown creatures coming through the black hole.

Dong Chan interrupted suddenly: "You guys like the princess so much, why don't you kidnap her?"

It's not that he said this sentence without grounds, but that he used his analytical ability to look at the occupations of these big guys-the interstellar strong times.Bandits are not good citizens, let alone a few alien visitors who are full of bandits. Shouldn't they be good at applying bandit logic?

Like + want to get = grab.

But others don't know what Dongchan knows, so...

Explosive Muscle Interstellar Robbers: ...

Xia Ming, mermaid: ...

Li Mengzhu suddenly realized: "Yes, why didn't you think of it?!"

With a bald head and muscles, the veins on his face were twitching violently: "Whoever wants to kidnap our little princess should step on my dead body first."

Explosive head and muscles show off the muscles and biceps: "But before that, we will step on your corpses first. No one can destroy the last trace of innocence in our hearts. The princess is our pure land."

The other two braided and kelp-headed muscles were posing in classic muscular men's muscle-showing poses. One of them reached out to grab Dong Chan's collar, but Xia Ming walked over in a blink of an eye. A muscular man who passed out.

"Are you okay?" Xia Ming supported Dong Chan, who was obviously not even touched by the corner of his clothes, and entered the mode of making trouble for the male protagonist: "Don't be afraid, with me here, no one can hurt you."

Dong Chan looked moved and expecting: "Can I take them away?"

"..."

"Don't worry, they'll leave my lab alive."

"..."

Xia Ming held his forehead silently, and circled Dongchan with one hand: "No, there are too many people here, let's go to a corner where no one is there later."

Li Jiaozhu: ...Hey, even if you are from the Yinwen Special Warfare Department, it is illegal to attack an innocent alien passer-by.

But thinking of the perverted degree of this pair of shameless gays, Li Jiao decided to run away decisively, and did not forget to drag his younger brother along when he slipped away.

"Go, I'll take you back to the warship where you served."

"No, I want to be with Dongchan, don't uh...uuuuuuuuuuuuuu."

"Ah! She's leaving." Seeing Li Jiaozhu running away with Li Mengzhu, Dongchan couldn't help exclaiming: "It's running so fast, can a fish tail reach this speed on land? What's this like? What about the structure? Is this the difference between pure blood and mixed blood? When Yu Ren is in the fish tail state, he is not good at walking on land at all.”

"It has nothing to do with the bloodline, right? It's probably about stimulating the potential."

Anyone who is targeted by a research fanatic will run out of the range of Lingboweibu, right?Of course, Xia Ming didn't express his heartfelt feelings.

"It's so interesting, chase after me!" Dongchan was very curious about the fact that the mermaid's potential was stimulated, and her desire to study the other party became stronger and more eager, so she took the lead in chasing it without saying a word.

Xia Ming slapped his forehead hard, and immediately pulled up his legs to help the tyrant go.

As the saying goes, in ancient times, there was King You of Zhou's Fenghuo opera, and now there are local tyrants in Xia who chased after love and tricked mermaids.reason?Whoever wants it can take it all.

Seeing that Li Jiaozhu turned a corner and disappeared, Xia Ming didn't want to teleport in a crowded place, so he pulled Dong Chan to chase after him at a faster speed, but unexpectedly someone turned around sneakily, and was immediately knocked into the air by the two of them Went out, unconscious.

Imagine an armored vehicle traveling at high speed, and tragedy strikes.

"Huh." Dong Chan sharply saw the half face exposed from the brim of the hood: "It's that Virgo alien."

So he strode forward, solemnly... hitting his chest.

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