let go of that earth man
Chapter 34 Strange or 2 goods?
However, as for this group of aliens, the concert must have a different meaning, otherwise they would not gather here.
The mermaid's beautiful eyes were round and full of disbelief: "You really don't know? The purest little princess and little prince of Virgo Nebula are here to hold a concert on Earth."
Little princess, little prince?God horse concert?
"Aliens from the Virgo Nebula?" Dongchan's eyes lit up, "Wow, I really want to study it."
The mermaid raised her hand and plucked her ears, wondering—is it the way I listen?
Who is Xia Ming?It is the trench who has given up his integrity and shame in order to pursue his lover.
So he waved his hand and ordered the mermaid with the same evidence as he ordered the servant: "The ticket money is not a problem, you lead the way."
"!" The mermaid really wanted to tear this hateful earthling away, but thinking of its excellent backstage, in the end she just held back her constipated depression and reluctantly led the two to the concert site.Her actions made Li Mengzhu stagger violently, and she complained to her younger brother: "Why didn't I know that you made such a friend? You little bastard, you really have grown wings. Let me do my best." Get in trouble."
Li Mengzhu innocently patted the fluffy colorful monk's head, and begged for mercy: "Sister, Dongchan, haven't you seen it a long time ago?"
"..." Li Jiaozhu thought and thought, but he couldn't remember when Li Mengzhu made such a beautiful friend.
"Dong Chan, ah, yes, you only know his English name, he is Johnny, my good buddy Johnny."
Li Jiaozhu was in a mess for a moment, and the embarrassing man who walked with her younger brother at the top of the trend of killing Matt appeared in her mind, and those selfies that almost blinded her.Suddenly, she felt that this world was so unscientific. Sha Matt changed his look, and he could be a temperamental little prince? !tired love.
"Lord Meng, it seems that it's normal for him to leave you." Li Jiaozhu concluded exhaustedly.
"...Sister, did you pick me up from the garbage dump?" Li Meng cried: "Your brother, am I not perfect?! Why do you always despise me?"
"No, you paid for the phone bill."
"..."
Dongchan peeked at some information about Li Jiaozhu with her analytical ability behind her back, and was immediately interested in the mermaid.
Name: Li Jiaozhu
Race: Mermaid
Gender: female
Attribute: older leftover woman
Occupation: Noble
Hobbies: Bishounen, Xiaoshota, Two-dimensional
Age: 200 years left.
Intimacy: want to tarnish your face
Status: Virgin little prince!Virgin little prince!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The nobility of the mermaid, what does the nobility represent?Represents the pure blood closest to the royal family.
Who is Winter Cicada?It's the research madman whose scientific research soul is so strong that he can pass through by self-explosion.
Facing the mermaid he just met, and the cheap gay friend who pretended to come back, Dongchan goes forward bravely and actively strikes up a conversation, even if it is such a wretched mermaid.
"One of you is a mermaid and the other is a human from Earth, how did you become siblings?"
After her identity was exposed, the heroic Li Jiaozhu was no longer restrained, and she didn't feel that there was anything worth hiding about her relationship with Li Mengzhu.
"That's because a ship sank that year, and the place was quite close to our inhabited sea area, so I led a team to investigate the situation, and found a little Zhengtai who was almost drowned in the sea, soft and cute, so I picked it up. I grew up and raised him, and named him Mengzhu. Who would have thought that after being raised, he would become a young man, and even become a killer. His head might have been pinched by a rock back then, alas, who understands my sadness?" Well, this mermaid looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, showing a lonely and cold look: "Oh, I thought I could raise a little husband, really? Mermaids are a cursed race, and they have been single for so many years. "
Dong Chan comforted: "There's nothing wrong with being single. If I'm not approaching the estrus period, I'd like to remain single forever."
... During estrus or something, don't be too evil.
Xia Ming was quite speechless about the mermaid's rude words and deeds. After all, he grew up on the earth, and the story of the mermaid princess is still very familiar. Among his rare childhood happiness, his mother told him the story. Say less about the mermaid story, the result?It wasn't enough for Yu Ren to ruin his childhood, now Li Jiaozhu wants to ruin his three views.
The pedophile mermaid is an older leftover girl who adopts human children with obscene thoughts... Xia Ming only feels tired and love is sweeping over her.
"Hey, handsome guy, why are you so gay?" The mermaid sized Dongchan up and down critically, and had to admit that her face was still very upright, and she couldn't help but waver, showing the cunning look of a wretched aunt who kidnapped a little boy : "Short, why don't you stay with my sister, my sister can introduce other sisters to play with you, and I can form a harem of three thousand for you."
Lord Li Meng was shocked: "Hey, what about those Spartan female warrior mermaids of yours? It's the last attack of three thousand!"
"Get lost, don't hold your sister back!" The mermaid slapped her and flew away.
However, after such a delay, Dong Chan had already been carried away by Xia Ming, and the guardian had a hideous expression on his face.
"Hey, old lady, don't make a fuss about him! He's mine, and mine alone!"
美人鱼差点就要抠鼻了,一脸欠揍,似乎非笑地叹气:“臭小鬼,就算你是银稳特战部的,也不能妨碍别人自由恋爱呀。”
Before Xia Ming could breathe out the fire, Dong Chan said calmly: "Sorry, this mermaid, if you are a male, I can promise you in exchange for the conditions you give me for research. But you are a female, and mine is only for decoration. , I really can't satisfy you."
What about your integrity! ! !Pick it up! ! !
After 3 minutes of silence, the man and the mermaid who were roaring madly in their hearts turned their faces away in a rare tacit understanding, and each walked away, and then the topic became 'today's weather is really nice', 'it's too windy for me to hear clearly' and so on.
Soon, they came to the stage set up in the center of the town. Along the way, they heard some human beings complaining that their mobile phones or some video equipment could not be used. Is this still a concert organized by aliens?
When he saw the crowded scene, the aliens and the earthlings looked forward to the stage, Xia Ming still didn't believe this was reality, and always thought it was a conspiracy brewing.
For example, the Virgo prince and princess suddenly launched an attack in the middle of the performance, so that everyone was caught off guard and held everyone hostage, and finally turned into a terrorist attack that endangered the peace of the earth...
Dongchan could not help but look up at Xia Ming's imagination, "What's wrong with you?"
Xia Ming seriously revealed his statement to Dongchan, who was shocked: "You mean to hold a large number of earthlings here? Aren't you afraid of offending an interstellar gangster organization? Don't worry about the involvement of local legal violent organizations. Waiting for everyone to surround him together? Isn’t someone so brainless? If there is, it’s really terrible.”
... A flock of crows flies southeast.
Xia Ming suddenly felt that his mental injury, which could have been rescued, was instantly rendered hopeless by the alien in front of him.
Li Mengzhu's IQ is obviously flawed, he doesn't understand what they are communicating at all: "What's the matter? Aren't you here for the concert?"
The mermaid laughed and trembled: "Damn, your head is pickled and wrinkled, right? There are too many grooves in the brain, so can't aliens chase after stars? The Virgo Nebula has produced superstars, and everyone likes them. Hunting cannot be avoided, besides the combination of princess and prince, they are interstellar superstars, but people on earth are too outdated to know about it.”
Xia Ming grinds his back molars, feeling more and more that a woman is an unreasonable creature... Sure enough, it is right to be gay.
"That's right, you avant-garde alien, you still have to live in the land of backward earthlings."
Li Jiaozhu was choked in an instant, and wanted to strangle this unmannered man again. She instantly felt that it was okay to be a fighter left. He will definitely be eunuched on a dark and windy night.
The tension between a person on earth and an alien obviously failed to affect an overly smart scientist and a really stupid killer. They were looking at the singing from different angles with the same enthusiasm. will be on site.
"I heard that the princess is a very good girl. She will probably fall in love with me. If it weren't for me, I would go and accept her confession." Li Meng said.
"Oh, there are a lot of materials, I really want to collect them, or I throw a hypnotic bomb to knock them down, let's sample first." Dong Chan said.
"No!" The male and female duet sang.
The mermaid grabbed his younger brother by the ear and went to the corner to teach "love", but Xia Ming hugged Dongchan tightly and rolled his eyes.
Xia Ming was almost so angry that his liver ached. He didn't understand that ordinary scientific researchers shouldn't like to hide in the corner and study, and they should be as fanatical and paranoid as a deep well ice.Really unscientific.
At this time, Xia Ming reminded angrily: "I said, you can't make trouble, you know, you should keep a low profile now."
Dong Chan sighed: "Oh, I've really kept a low profile, I didn't even plan to pack them up and take them away."
What's the matter with this tone of whether you want to pack after eating?Xia Ming decided: "Even if you want to bring it, you must only bring one, and you must ensure that no one finds out."
The beautiful mermaid who ate with her ears up spit out a mouthful of old blood, fell so that her tail was exposed, she wished she could blow this pair of bastards away... Are their heads still normal?Who is this wonderful couple coming to the beach to harm?
Xia Ming suddenly turned her head to look at the mermaid, and Dongchan also blinked her jade-like eyes.
The mermaid asked the sky speechlessly: son, take me away.
The author has something to say: Some people say that Dong Chan is very strong, what? In fact, he is not a chicken wicker for nothing. He is invisible when he is wearing clothes. As I said, his physique is better than that of people on Earth...
SO Xia Ming, the mutated ALpha, can tie with the Kryptonian mixed blood. This is really what, mutants...
The mermaid's beautiful eyes were round and full of disbelief: "You really don't know? The purest little princess and little prince of Virgo Nebula are here to hold a concert on Earth."
Little princess, little prince?God horse concert?
"Aliens from the Virgo Nebula?" Dongchan's eyes lit up, "Wow, I really want to study it."
The mermaid raised her hand and plucked her ears, wondering—is it the way I listen?
Who is Xia Ming?It is the trench who has given up his integrity and shame in order to pursue his lover.
So he waved his hand and ordered the mermaid with the same evidence as he ordered the servant: "The ticket money is not a problem, you lead the way."
"!" The mermaid really wanted to tear this hateful earthling away, but thinking of its excellent backstage, in the end she just held back her constipated depression and reluctantly led the two to the concert site.Her actions made Li Mengzhu stagger violently, and she complained to her younger brother: "Why didn't I know that you made such a friend? You little bastard, you really have grown wings. Let me do my best." Get in trouble."
Li Mengzhu innocently patted the fluffy colorful monk's head, and begged for mercy: "Sister, Dongchan, haven't you seen it a long time ago?"
"..." Li Jiaozhu thought and thought, but he couldn't remember when Li Mengzhu made such a beautiful friend.
"Dong Chan, ah, yes, you only know his English name, he is Johnny, my good buddy Johnny."
Li Jiaozhu was in a mess for a moment, and the embarrassing man who walked with her younger brother at the top of the trend of killing Matt appeared in her mind, and those selfies that almost blinded her.Suddenly, she felt that this world was so unscientific. Sha Matt changed his look, and he could be a temperamental little prince? !tired love.
"Lord Meng, it seems that it's normal for him to leave you." Li Jiaozhu concluded exhaustedly.
"...Sister, did you pick me up from the garbage dump?" Li Meng cried: "Your brother, am I not perfect?! Why do you always despise me?"
"No, you paid for the phone bill."
"..."
Dongchan peeked at some information about Li Jiaozhu with her analytical ability behind her back, and was immediately interested in the mermaid.
Name: Li Jiaozhu
Race: Mermaid
Gender: female
Attribute: older leftover woman
Occupation: Noble
Hobbies: Bishounen, Xiaoshota, Two-dimensional
Age: 200 years left.
Intimacy: want to tarnish your face
Status: Virgin little prince!Virgin little prince!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The nobility of the mermaid, what does the nobility represent?Represents the pure blood closest to the royal family.
Who is Winter Cicada?It's the research madman whose scientific research soul is so strong that he can pass through by self-explosion.
Facing the mermaid he just met, and the cheap gay friend who pretended to come back, Dongchan goes forward bravely and actively strikes up a conversation, even if it is such a wretched mermaid.
"One of you is a mermaid and the other is a human from Earth, how did you become siblings?"
After her identity was exposed, the heroic Li Jiaozhu was no longer restrained, and she didn't feel that there was anything worth hiding about her relationship with Li Mengzhu.
"That's because a ship sank that year, and the place was quite close to our inhabited sea area, so I led a team to investigate the situation, and found a little Zhengtai who was almost drowned in the sea, soft and cute, so I picked it up. I grew up and raised him, and named him Mengzhu. Who would have thought that after being raised, he would become a young man, and even become a killer. His head might have been pinched by a rock back then, alas, who understands my sadness?" Well, this mermaid looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, showing a lonely and cold look: "Oh, I thought I could raise a little husband, really? Mermaids are a cursed race, and they have been single for so many years. "
Dong Chan comforted: "There's nothing wrong with being single. If I'm not approaching the estrus period, I'd like to remain single forever."
... During estrus or something, don't be too evil.
Xia Ming was quite speechless about the mermaid's rude words and deeds. After all, he grew up on the earth, and the story of the mermaid princess is still very familiar. Among his rare childhood happiness, his mother told him the story. Say less about the mermaid story, the result?It wasn't enough for Yu Ren to ruin his childhood, now Li Jiaozhu wants to ruin his three views.
The pedophile mermaid is an older leftover girl who adopts human children with obscene thoughts... Xia Ming only feels tired and love is sweeping over her.
"Hey, handsome guy, why are you so gay?" The mermaid sized Dongchan up and down critically, and had to admit that her face was still very upright, and she couldn't help but waver, showing the cunning look of a wretched aunt who kidnapped a little boy : "Short, why don't you stay with my sister, my sister can introduce other sisters to play with you, and I can form a harem of three thousand for you."
Lord Li Meng was shocked: "Hey, what about those Spartan female warrior mermaids of yours? It's the last attack of three thousand!"
"Get lost, don't hold your sister back!" The mermaid slapped her and flew away.
However, after such a delay, Dong Chan had already been carried away by Xia Ming, and the guardian had a hideous expression on his face.
"Hey, old lady, don't make a fuss about him! He's mine, and mine alone!"
美人鱼差点就要抠鼻了,一脸欠揍,似乎非笑地叹气:“臭小鬼,就算你是银稳特战部的,也不能妨碍别人自由恋爱呀。”
Before Xia Ming could breathe out the fire, Dong Chan said calmly: "Sorry, this mermaid, if you are a male, I can promise you in exchange for the conditions you give me for research. But you are a female, and mine is only for decoration. , I really can't satisfy you."
What about your integrity! ! !Pick it up! ! !
After 3 minutes of silence, the man and the mermaid who were roaring madly in their hearts turned their faces away in a rare tacit understanding, and each walked away, and then the topic became 'today's weather is really nice', 'it's too windy for me to hear clearly' and so on.
Soon, they came to the stage set up in the center of the town. Along the way, they heard some human beings complaining that their mobile phones or some video equipment could not be used. Is this still a concert organized by aliens?
When he saw the crowded scene, the aliens and the earthlings looked forward to the stage, Xia Ming still didn't believe this was reality, and always thought it was a conspiracy brewing.
For example, the Virgo prince and princess suddenly launched an attack in the middle of the performance, so that everyone was caught off guard and held everyone hostage, and finally turned into a terrorist attack that endangered the peace of the earth...
Dongchan could not help but look up at Xia Ming's imagination, "What's wrong with you?"
Xia Ming seriously revealed his statement to Dongchan, who was shocked: "You mean to hold a large number of earthlings here? Aren't you afraid of offending an interstellar gangster organization? Don't worry about the involvement of local legal violent organizations. Waiting for everyone to surround him together? Isn’t someone so brainless? If there is, it’s really terrible.”
... A flock of crows flies southeast.
Xia Ming suddenly felt that his mental injury, which could have been rescued, was instantly rendered hopeless by the alien in front of him.
Li Mengzhu's IQ is obviously flawed, he doesn't understand what they are communicating at all: "What's the matter? Aren't you here for the concert?"
The mermaid laughed and trembled: "Damn, your head is pickled and wrinkled, right? There are too many grooves in the brain, so can't aliens chase after stars? The Virgo Nebula has produced superstars, and everyone likes them. Hunting cannot be avoided, besides the combination of princess and prince, they are interstellar superstars, but people on earth are too outdated to know about it.”
Xia Ming grinds his back molars, feeling more and more that a woman is an unreasonable creature... Sure enough, it is right to be gay.
"That's right, you avant-garde alien, you still have to live in the land of backward earthlings."
Li Jiaozhu was choked in an instant, and wanted to strangle this unmannered man again. She instantly felt that it was okay to be a fighter left. He will definitely be eunuched on a dark and windy night.
The tension between a person on earth and an alien obviously failed to affect an overly smart scientist and a really stupid killer. They were looking at the singing from different angles with the same enthusiasm. will be on site.
"I heard that the princess is a very good girl. She will probably fall in love with me. If it weren't for me, I would go and accept her confession." Li Meng said.
"Oh, there are a lot of materials, I really want to collect them, or I throw a hypnotic bomb to knock them down, let's sample first." Dong Chan said.
"No!" The male and female duet sang.
The mermaid grabbed his younger brother by the ear and went to the corner to teach "love", but Xia Ming hugged Dongchan tightly and rolled his eyes.
Xia Ming was almost so angry that his liver ached. He didn't understand that ordinary scientific researchers shouldn't like to hide in the corner and study, and they should be as fanatical and paranoid as a deep well ice.Really unscientific.
At this time, Xia Ming reminded angrily: "I said, you can't make trouble, you know, you should keep a low profile now."
Dong Chan sighed: "Oh, I've really kept a low profile, I didn't even plan to pack them up and take them away."
What's the matter with this tone of whether you want to pack after eating?Xia Ming decided: "Even if you want to bring it, you must only bring one, and you must ensure that no one finds out."
The beautiful mermaid who ate with her ears up spit out a mouthful of old blood, fell so that her tail was exposed, she wished she could blow this pair of bastards away... Are their heads still normal?Who is this wonderful couple coming to the beach to harm?
Xia Ming suddenly turned her head to look at the mermaid, and Dongchan also blinked her jade-like eyes.
The mermaid asked the sky speechlessly: son, take me away.
The author has something to say: Some people say that Dong Chan is very strong, what? In fact, he is not a chicken wicker for nothing. He is invisible when he is wearing clothes. As I said, his physique is better than that of people on Earth...
SO Xia Ming, the mutated ALpha, can tie with the Kryptonian mixed blood. This is really what, mutants...
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