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Like sin, he also took out a pair of black-rimmed glasses from his trouser pocket that he hadn't worn since he appeared on the stage, and unzipped his sports jacket with both hands, revealing for the first time the Nicole Nicole T-shirt inside. .

"You... you are... a Two-dimensional!"

Except for the Buddhist A Zhai Fang Haine who raised his head up excitedly and stared at him in disbelief, everyone's expressions were dazed and confused.

Because for those who don't know about Two-dimensional, they don't know where they are from, and they don't understand the exchange of ideas under the cultural collision between the two.

After all, although the Three Thousand Dharma Worlds are full of Buddhas, demons, demons, ghosts, and human worlds, this Two-dimensional world is still relatively far away from us.

But at this time, bowing his head and finally making up his mind, Lingzhi Tutuo, who clenched his fists and turned to Shicha Nantuo, gritted his teeth and opened his mouth with a villainous face.

"Master! After King Ming's enlightenment last night, this disciple went back and tossed and turned all night, thinking about his ideal as a monk and his devotion to the Buddha, this disciple finally decided... that he must let you down!"

"I'm sorry, master! Because I found that I still can't be a competent evil monk. I don't want to be a bad person anymore. My real dream is to become a true eye of the evil king!

Shicha Nantuo: "..."

The living Buddha himself, Shicha Nantuo, as an evil monk Buddha who personally trained the disciples of the five great evil monks, the expression on his face at this moment seemed to have aged two hundred years overnight.

As an inevitable difficulty in intergenerational communication, he doesn't understand why the apprentice he raised since he was a child just came to Longquan Mountain, and then humiliated him one after another in the highest Buddhist competition held every 40 years.

He wanted to roar and yell at the other party as a traitor, and then pulled out his favorite magic weapon to directly blast him down, but before his murderous heart rose, he was already half a beat behind because of his injuries.

But at this time, Fang Haine and Ganoderma lucidum Tutuo, who had confessed their true side of the house, were ready, and started a dead house... Oh, no, it was a duel between eminent monks!

See it at a glance.Like the law, like the illusion, like the body, like the appearance.

The airflow surged up around the entire circular arena, and a "zigzag" thunderbolt showing a materialized golden light split down from the clouds accumulated in the midair.

Equipped with the brand-new Fang Hai Niezhong's Erjuan shape, he draws out the dharma body of the troll warrior in his dharma form.

"Drink! Hellscream! Orcs will be king!"

The headphone Ganoderma lucidum Toutuo spun around three and a half times, and in the gesture of punching, he also called out his own king of hell.

"So Gul'dan! What's the price?"

After saying that, two dark brown card-like interfaces appeared in the center of the confrontation circle, injecting cards into the Dharma duel. This is really a high-end show operation that even I, the Buddha, have never seen.

In addition, these two people have game black/words that outsiders can't understand what they are talking about.

Under the collision of the fusion of Chinese and Western cultures and the hodgepodge of the world view of gods and Buddhas handed down from China.

This vividly reproduces the scene of the Buddhist Dharma meeting with flashing and blinding special effects of fighting in various third-rate online games, and the hand speed of the two Buddhist housemen who have been single for 50 years, it is simply dizzying for the onlookers.

If you don't say it in advance, there are two Buddhist monks fighting.

Seeing the two bespectacled nerds constantly summoning all kinds of Cthulhufa with rainbow special effects to fight each other, I thought it was the Internet cafe Bao Yezai.

The four ears of Ganoderma lucidum Toutuo sensitively took advantage of the terrain of the arena, a series of snakeskin moves across the center of the arena is jaw-dropping, and Fang Haine's hand speed of close to 400-500 is also making everyone who has krypton gold The big move was opened on Ganoderma lucidum Tutuo as if it didn't cost money.

"Eat my iron fist——"

When the two pitched and flipped back and forth one after another, the two game masters, who are rare in Buddhism, each took half a step back, panting, took out a bottle of Agatha medicine in a red and blue medicine bottle from their backs, and poured it from their mouths. went in.

The two monks who were resurrected with full blood immediately fought fiercely again.

And in such a game scene where it is difficult to decide the winner, all off-court guidance seems to be meaningless.

Because even their masters and senior brothers couldn't figure out what the dead house, who had a problem with both brain circuits, was playing now, and kept talking nonsense.

And half an hour later, the two dead houses, who were indeed indistinguishable in terms of game playing skills, finally decided the winner in their eyes.

The red and blue are not enough anymore, Fang Haine, whose damage was increased by the opponent, left the field with both hands, and a big 'Gameover' was reflected on the lens in front of his eyes, but he was not depressed at all, instead he was resurrected with full blood instantly and the ground in front of him Ganoderma lucidum Toutuo hugged each other, and cried out in tears of joy.

"This wave of operations is too good, you won't win if you don't win this high-level technique! It turns out to be the legendary micromanagement flow!! I'm convinced!! I, the strongest in South China, Fang Haine, must announce it in front of everyone! ! It was Hua Yan who won!! Lingzhi Toutuo!! Won!!!”

"Thank you! I won!! It is really the No. [-] Ganoderma Lucidum Toutuo in the national server who won! Woooo!! No!! Tiezi, you are the best!! Wait until the competition is over!! Let those tourists go!! Let's go to the Internet cafe!! I will buy the night package card!! Don't be polite with Tiezi!!"

"I also want to thank CCTV! Thank you MTV!! Thank you His Royal Highness King Ming for your encouragement! It was he who gave me the confidence to embark on this path for the first time!!"

Shicha Nantuo, who was completely ignored by his disciples: "..."

Fang Dinghai: "..."

Gu Donglai: "..."

The results of the two rounds of competition were simply... subversive and terrifying.

I got my first victory yesterday, but today I lost two times in a row, and even lost such an own goal. Everyone can feel that things are about to start badly.

More importantly, put aside other factors of fair competition.The person next to him, surnamed Gu, did a very, very wonderful thing behind his back last night.

"Gu Donglai, if Longquan Mountain dies this time."

"I will return to vulgarity, and then I will take all my brothers and sisters to hang banners in front of the entrances of various Yin divisions in Longjiang City and in front of your house, and use the loudspeaker to work to collect debts."

Feeling the murderous aura of Brother Faseng who was about to freeze into ice sculptures around him, which had completely spread to the surrounding ground and frozen everything, Uncle Gu, who had inexplicably incurred a 'fan debt', finally began to stand his ground.

"Tian Zong, Hai Wen, you two have to work hard for the next game! Ding Hai and I will definitely be below to protect the law for you!"

At the moment, Gu Donglai, a grass-like guy, quickly took the other hand of Brother Faseng's hand after he finished speaking, and began to wave the small flag in his hand to boost the morale of his own people.

Brother Faseng, who had a murderous look on his face, was silently bribed by someone Gu's clever camp division of "I and Dinghai".

Immediately afterwards, the cold air that had been floating for three games in the surrounding arena unexpectedly warmed up.

And seeing, this guy who has been dishonest every day finally decided to put away his tail that had been open all day and let out a cheer for his family.

This time, not only Brother Fa Seng, but also everyone's inner fighting spirit was aroused.

The other brothers and sisters immediately cheered for the most important thing in the third game of the day-the two-player tiebreaker at home, and shouted and cheered for the two duo who could represent the true strength of the Longquan Mountain monk.

The corresponding Huayan monks sensed the raging flames on the other side, and a group of arhats with grim faces also beat their chests and stamped their feet for their two little brothers.

"That's right! King Ming is right! How can our proud Longquan boy admit defeat so easily!"

"Yes! Don't bow your head!! The crown will fall, senior brother, third senior brother, come on, fuck them! Come on, come on!"

"Ahhh—down with Longquan Mountain! Black Fa——Bai Fa—Senior Brother—Come on!——" This voice has the spirit of contemporary competition, and it is also accompanied by the applause and whistle of the disciples The sound of the three-hour intermission has come, and the players have entered the field.

15:30

The 4Xth Three Thousand Buddha Dharma World Order Longquan Mountain Sangha Magic Research Conference

Game time: the third game of the day

Lottery result: Tian Zong Hai Wen → Black law and white law

As Senior Brother Kanshan and Senior Brother Jiansi in this temple, I have to say that the image Zhang Tianzong and Fang Haiwen gave to everyone before has always been very cold.

The two of them are absolute masters of Buddhism, otherwise they would not have the ability to survive a narrow escape and still live in this world, but the other is Shicha Nantuo's most trusted disciple, so he should not be underestimated.

For some well-known reasons, both of them cannot see the light during the day.

So in this open-air Dharma duel, the two of them once again wore big sunglasses to cover their faces, but it was hard to stop the mature, handsome and chic appearance of their faces covered by the sunglasses.

The big sunglasses that the blind and gangsters like to wear, combined with the domineering stature of the two, are full of social atmosphere.

Those who didn't know thought they were the first brother and third brother of a certain gang who had just returned from drinking two catties of liquor together after blackmailing others from which side of the road.

And for a moment, Senior Brother Kan Shan's gray hair, which seemed to be wild and unrestrained, who was usually too lazy to tidy up, was blown today, and there was a very chic posture that sent thunder and fire from the sky.

He is very handsome and wild.But when he is not smiling, when he strokes his long gray hair and falls to the corner of his eyes, there is a kind of air-moving mountains and rivers, overwhelming the crowd.

The blood of Asura in his body made him extremely powerful and fierce in front of ordinary people, and then this fearsome Buddhist practitioner stepped on Teng Yun in mid-air, entangled in mid-air with his long legs, and fell into the dharma gracefully. In the formation.

When he landed, there was already a group of blue flames with a lotus flower in the center emerging around his feet behind him.

Immediately afterwards, an incomparably ferocious, green-haired, golden-faced lion the size of a small mountain, transformed into a dharma form, jumped out from the back of Senior Brother Tianzong with a cluster of lightning from his arm, and jumped out towards the center.

After three years of domestication, this green-haired lion weighs four to five hundred catties.

There is a gold collar around the neck, and the eyes are golden red, but it no longer has a demonic aura, instead it follows Senior Brother Tianzong like a ferocious domestic beast that has been completely tamed.

Immediately after, Senior Brother Haiwen leaped down from the field with a handsome figure. His usually gentle and elegant eyes had turned into a frenzied silvery white before landing. There is a white six-tusk giant elephant with Fanyinshaluo on its back.

The moment the white elephant dharma body appeared, it used a long elephant trunk to support the man in white clothes and black hair docilely and obediently.

The elephant-riding monk and the lion-tamer, the two people under the perfect combination of strength and wisdom, showed their dharma together. The green lion as the mount, the six-tusked elephant and the two guarding the calf, roared and roared as soon as they appeared. Then he challenged Huayan Sangha.

And as soon as the dharma images behind the elder brother and the third senior brother came out, they instantly took control of the overall situation with the highest dharma image among the five Buddhist Zens.Everyone in the world knows that the gods and monsters can be tamed and turned into human mounts. It seems that the outcome of this competition is quite difficult to say.

According to the ancient Buddhist scriptures, in the ancient times of the world of gods and demons, except for people who did not have much resistance at that time, the two strongest beasts on the ground were lions and elephants.

The lion is the king of beasts, the elephant is the chief of the jungle, and the phoenix is ​​the invincible bird among the birds.

They are almost evenly matched beasts and birds.

Prior to this, the two were trapped in Shituoling for many years, and they had already turned half of their lives into cultivation and finally surrendered these two demons.

Seeing this situation, opposite to the two, the two young novice monks with yin and yang faces who only looked like middle school students did not move at all, staring at the threat that was watched by the two beasts, they paced into the center of the arena. The opponents looked each other straight in the eye and spoke again.

Black Fa/White Fa: "My two names are Black and White Erfa, and I haven't asked the names of the two senior brothers in your temple."

Zhang Tianzong: "My surname is Zhang, and I am very arrogant Zhang."

Fang Hai asked: "My surname is Fang, and I'm not Fang at all."

Zhang Tianzong/Fang Hai asked: "Together, it's not Fang Zhang at all."

Black/White: "..."

'It's not Fang Zhang at all' The sense of humor that ordinary people can't appreciate, made the corners of the mouths of the two young novice monks with yin and yang faces twitch.

"Wow!! Good!! This appearance is so cool! Niuba! Really Niuba! As expected of us, Brother Kanshan and Brother Jiansi! Look at this eldest brother and third brother Faner!!"

But the disciples of Longquan Mountain outside the arena in the next circle saw the face of the senior brother and the third senior brother, and they immediately applauded the venue.

It was also after the pair finished their harsh words, the eyes of the two young novice monks with yin and yang faces also sank, and with a wave of their arms, they summoned the magic power all over their bodies, causing two Buddha lights, one black and one white, to sweep across the arena in an instant, and then transformed from the Buddha lights Two figures wrapped in flames, at a glance, these two roared out from behind the human body as the figure of a giant beast.

One of them is roar, what is roar, according to the Buddhist scriptures, the golden-haired Wangtianhou is a zombie, a cannibal, and it is the ultimate form of a zombie drought. It is not its opponent, and wherever it goes, it can cause severe droughts year after year.

As for the dharma body of the black law, it is even more unexpected that it is a cute, petite and big white pig.

A zombie roars, a big white pig.

Compared with the green lion and white elephant of Zhang Tianzong and Fang Haiwen, the Dharma Bodies of these two little novice monks with yin and yang faces are completely comparable. It has to be said that they are really rare.

And the original atmosphere where the four of them should fight first, has also changed a bit because of the head-on encounter of these four pets.Because before the four shit-shoveling officers on the field began to fight openly, the four Faxiang mounts who smelled each other's scent couldn't help but roared at each other.

Green Lion: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

White Pig: "Hmph-Hmph-Hmph!!!"

White Elephant: "Uh-uh-"

Seeing that the other three mounts were arguing, the biggest and fattest golden-haired Roar belonged to Baifa and the other one stared straight at the eyeballs as if it had mutated, suddenly wagged its tail and spun around, then suddenly raised its legs and was in the middle of the road. In the middle of the arena of the puja, there was a bubble of urine.

Shit-shoveling officer group of four: "..."

Before the fight started, the Golden Retriever, who looked more like a pet dog than a zombie, urinated excitedly, paved the ground with his hind legs, and yelled at his master with his tongue out.

The face of the little novice Baifa, who had looked quite bluffing before, turned red all of a sudden.

First he called Hou's name twice, then waved him away with his hand.

After that, the kid took out a pack of tissues from his trouser pocket like a clean freak, squatted on the ground and wiped it vigorously, and dragged his dog... oh, no, it was the golden retriever who dragged him to the place. behind.

I also saw this ridiculous scene, the first time we had a fight like this, the big brother folded his hands like an old hooligan, bent over like an old hooligan, and laughed naughtily to tease these two hairless kids road,

"Hey, the little chubby pig and zombie are pretty cute. Is this little white pig a miniature pig or a guinea pig? Is the dog a golden retriever or a husky?"

"...The mountains and the rivers are in the sky, you and this Thai Wen Buddha next to you are still so defiant."

Feeling that he was underestimated, the little Baifa who was squatting on the ground had no expression on his face when he heard the words, and his eyes showed murderous looks. He burned the paper towel that he had wiped his son's pee with a gunfire and then spoke.

"Oh, the two little masters have heard of us before? How many points did you score in the mid-term exam in school before you came out to travel with the master and brother this time?"

When Fang Hai asked this guy, he also showed a malicious smile when he saw this. Seeing that the kid was wearing a pair of Longquan Mountain specialty ruffian Fan Er, he raised his hand to touch the two little bald heads opposite him.

Bai Fa: "Of course I do, Zhang Tianzong, Fang Haiwen. You two are not only bullying bastards, but you are also shameless idiots. Don't put on people like you two who have a nest of snakes and rats who need to be beaten. Three days and three nights of beatings with sacks, I don’t think I’m doing justice for the sky.”

Heifa, who seemed to be a Baifa translator, tried to fight beside him: "Yes, you have shamelessly blackmailed the bubble gum in the pockets of two elementary school students. It is a shame for a pair of Buddhists, the ultimate scum."

Zhang Tianzong: "?"

Fang Hai asked: "?"

Zhang Tianzong whispered: "Fang Hai asked, you, you used to blackmail minors at the gate of elementary school?"

Fang Hai asked Xiao Xiaosheng: "Get out of here, why do I feel that this doesn't sound right, did you... When did you go to the gate of the primary school?"

Zhang Tianzong: "Are you kidding me? I'm sure I didn't. Then why are these two little brats opposite us staring at us like they have a grudge against us... I always feel that this matter doesn't make any sense."

And since the other party's inexplicable hostility came from nowhere, they also came to fight.So in short, the elder brother still raised his hand and pointed at the two little brats,

"Okay, then, let's fight to decide the outcome."

At the moment, Fang Haiwen, who revealed his asura-like blue lion dharma body and was in the form of a white elephant venerable in a mad state, prepared to throw the black magic out of the arena first.

But at this time, Bai Fa plotted against him again.

Among the four, two have a tacit understanding for more than ten years, which can be called the pinnacle duel in the doubles world. And when Zhang Tianzong and Fang Haiwen played against the black law and the white law, they played very fiercely and excitingly. He kicked at the handsome face of the elder brother and the place where his legs were lowered.

"Damn it! What's going on?!"

"Why do these two yin and yang pupils across the street keep kicking at me? Fang Hai asked! You carry it over there first, and wait for me to copy the guy over!! Let's not be polite to minors These two bastards are fucking!! Aww—"

Before he finished speaking, Longquanshan's undefeated general attacking Tianzong senior brother in playing hooligans was kicked into a very delicate position by the little novice Baifa.

At this moment, under the attention of all.A burst of light gathered from the mana in Heifa's palm, like a flashlight in the night sky, gathered into a circle of light and focused on the center of Brother Tianzong's chest.

There was loud noise from all directions.

In everyone's ears, there was a loud sound like a poached egg being thrown into a frying pan.

Then, that incomparable position, which is more fragile than the heart for a man, was hit by the little novice of Baifa with a volley in the air and the Buddha light of the flashlight of Heifa.

As the number one domineering senior brother in this temple, Zhang Tianzong gnashed his teeth and crossed his legs to cover his severely injured part, blushing.

In the next second, as a monk, the senior brother who has always been a monk who has always been good at quality and understanding of civilization, suddenly smelled fragrant.

"I, I/grass... you two hot chick primary school students-you...you are from the eighteenth generation of your ancestors, old man, I'm going to fuck with my indestructible boy body-!"

Even if all the handsome young men here are single and serious monks, they can still be shocked collectively.And intuitively feel the pain of the chicken flying and the eggs falling silently at that moment, which makes people unconsciously feel the same pain.

Physical attack, plus chemical attack.

With this two-pronged approach, no powerful dharma image in the world can compare to this fatal blow.

The dignified disciple of Longquan Mountain—the severely injured grey-haired and handsome 1.9-meter man in front of him fell to the ground with a bang under the foot of the little novice Baifa, covered himself, his face turned ashen, and he stopped still. Only then did the opponent's teammate, who was full of murderous aura, put on a freeze-frame motion and opened their mouths.

Bai Fa: "My senior brother and I combined this technique, which is the family planning leg that has been lost for a long time in Buddhism."

Black method: "Amitabha, it involves dangerous actions, please children in front of the TV don't imitate easily."

The audience: "..."

Such a cruel and perverted move is impossible for anyone to imitate casually.

What's more, in a normal duel between Buddhist disciples, they would never think of kicking in that kind of place. Now it's just a competition, not a life-threatening one.

Inside and outside the arena, there was silence.

Even the arhats on Shicha Nantuo's side who were crying and howling all the time didn't dare to start screaming again.For a long time, it was Gu Mingwang who watched the three games from the sidelines and discovered the key point of the scene just now——

Gu Donglai held up his hand: ["So, your elder brother is already at this age and is still a child—"]

Fang Dinghai grabbed him: ["Shhh, don't talk, his pride won't be able to bear it."]

"Hey! Fang Dinghai! Gu Donglai! Do you two deserve a beating! Don't think that I can't hear you two bastards talking at the bottom just because I'm at the top!! I was originally a monk, but now I'm a child What's wrong with /the/body!!"

At that moment, the body of the Vajra Indestructible Boy who had been kept for many years was almost broken, and the elder brother who could only fall to the ground trembled with humiliating tears in his eyes, clutching his own life gate.

Even his close teammate, close friend, Fang Haiwen, who has been a teacher for many years, squatted down and stared at his key trauma areas with complicated emotions, a little bit trying to persuade him not to change.

Fang Hai asked: "Are you okay, why don't you make an emergency call and let the hospital go up the mountain?"

Zhang Tianzong: "...Get out! Fuck the emergency call! Get up and call back with me to get revenge!...Okay, why not!! If you are a man, don't say no...I, I...fucking is really alive Eight lifetimes' luck exploded today!! If you don't beat me today, you two yin-yang-faced brats get out of Longquan Mountain, and I won't be arrogant Zhang!"

……

25 minutes later

Accompanied by the lion and the white elephant's dharma forms roaring in the arena, "I hit——".

The very arrogant Zhang senior brother and the slightly unruly senior Fang still carried the soaring flames of the avengers' hearts, and together they used a move of "return to the mother's womb fist" to beat the two yin-yang-faced young monks who used the "family planning leg" on the opposite side. Give a punch to the arena where there is no shortage of formations.

The two themselves, together with the little zombie and the little white pig dharma body, dissipated and were thrown out of the arena.

The pair of young novice monks, who were silent except for fighting, held their chests and fell together in the golden light.

Both the little zombie and the little white pig were pitifully beaten.

But after receiving a solid blow, Bai Fa gritted his teeth and shook his sleeves, wanting to get up and continue fighting them. At this time, Hei Fa, who was beside him with his head bowed, quietly grabbed him with one hand.

The two looked at each other.

I don't know if I don't want to play anymore or if I really can't fight, I simply fell down on the ground with a 'touch' like a touch of porcelain, and waited for the medical stretcher next to me to come up and stopped moving.

Then, the ten-second referee on the life-and-death wheel above the outer circle of the arena decided the winner and loser.

Fang Haipeng played against Fairy Huazhai.

defeat.

Fang Haine played against Ganoderma lucidum Toutuo.

defeat.

Tian Zonghai asked against black law and white law.

Win.

"We won twice!!"

On the edge of the arena, a group of Hai Nie Haihen, who were wearing cultural shirts and couldn't hold back their noses, were all grabbing the edge of the table, and three bald idiots cried together.

On the other side, besides Shicha Nantuo, who stared at Fang Dinghai and Gu Donglai with unclear faces, and the pair of yin-yang-faced little monks, Qianjin Ganoderma lucidum Huazhai also hugged each other and faced the sky. shouted.

"We... Huayan Sangha have finally won two victories in a dignified manner!!"

So, up to this point, the result of the second competition is already obvious——

Huayan Sangha wins twice → Longquan Mountain Sangha

two wins → two wins

For the first time in a hundred years, the monks and monks on both sides ushered in a truly fair, just, and equal duel. At this time, as the host, there was a loud shout from Secretary He in the center of the entire Dharma venue. In everyone's ears.

"What a touching brotherhood! What a fierce and suspenseful competition!!"

"I now officially announce that this 40-year Longquanshan Dharma Conference will now officially enter our most important and most eye-catching final battle!"