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Chapter 89
One night passed, and another brand new day came.As soon as they opened their eyes, a new competition day appeared in front of all the contestants of the Fa Conference.
'Boom——"
In the distance, the sound of an ancient bell ringing in the pavilion on the top of the mountain was heard, and the white tiger-roaring clouds that stretched for thousands of miles seemed to never disperse all year round.
The sky is bright here, accompanied by the sound of English reading from the speakers above the temple and reminding everyone to do morning exercises.
In front of the stone steps, the murals were affected by the magic power of the monks in the temple. The statues of Bodhisattvas shaking their heads were awakened collectively. They climbed up from the walls that had been dozing for many years, and flew towards the The main hall in front of you.
In the majestic and quaint main hall, a hand that looked very young and without a trace of wrinkle pushed open the door.
But as the hand was withdrawn, the owner of the pair of hands that should have belonged to the young man was not Fang Dinghai, who was always here to admonish everyone.
Instead, his face was wrinkled. Fang Haixin, the abbot in a yellow-red cassock, looked very kind and kind with his white eyebrows and beard. Wait a step ahead, and shook his hand behind his back. He raised a small trumpet, patted it, and opened his mouth benevolently to the people below.
"One? two, three,? Hey,? Hey, everyone, everyone, don't worry about the time for the morning meeting. Wait a minute, Brother Faseng will personally explain to everyone the precautions for today."
"And, the key points of the three games."
The low-pitched old man's voice from the electronic speakers spread throughout the temple.
Not far away, early in the morning, the rest of the disciples who have been practicing on the mountain all year round also took their dinner plates and squatted on the steps to finish their porridge and vegetables, and ushered in the second place in the zoom Mengshan team competition. Round draw.
According to the rules of traditional Buddhism and high-level practitioners' competition of cultivation ability, there will be three sessions today in the morning, afternoon and afternoon.
The focus of the three games at different time periods is on the appearance of one of the three methods.
The so-called dharma appearance is said to be the appearance of the soul of a Buddhist practitioner. It is based on the physical body of a person who possesses the dharma body, that is, the power of cultivating mana. Buddhist disciples must cultivate the phantom of the physical body.
Just like in the Buddhist scriptures, whenever Buddhas and Bodhisattvas appear before various supernatural powers to cross people, there will be various changes. The dharma appearance will be more extraordinary and rare.
Generally, a person's Dharma appearance is mostly determined by his personality, personality and spiritual knowledge.
People with ordinary talents have mostly rats, cats, domestic dogs, rabbits, deer, etc. They can be domesticated, they will not easily resist Buddhist practitioners, and they can also domesticate creatures driven by them.
Those who materialize into the wind also have the appearance of wind, fire, thunder, electricity, foam, light, flowers and trees, but most of these dead things that cannot have the thinking of living things are not as powerful as the fighting power brought by spiritual things.
And for those who go to a higher level, this person's dharma will also tend to be a jungle beast that can gain the upper hand in competitions with people.Among them, tigers and leopards are the most common.
As for the highest-level people, that is, the appearance of most people who are close to quasi-Buddha practice, they will be able to change into various monsters and beasts that only appear in ancient Buddhist scriptures.
The disciples of the two different monastic orders who entered the half-time competition this time are outstanding Buddhist practitioners who have continued for thousands of years of Zen Buddhism.There will inevitably be different perceptions and achievements in the Dharma, which means that there will be a very fierce and exciting competition between the two monastic groups throughout the day, so both sides have made active preparations for mobilization early in the morning.
As the first monk of Longquan Mountain.Brother Faseng himself is still the earliest in the whole monastery today.
The carnival to celebrate the juniors last night has been suppressed by everyone for the time being.
Regardless of the results of the lottery and the competition, he still needs to explain some things clearly to each third-generation disciple in advance.
In front of him, he was standing at the top of the steps of the temple in white clothes, and he was wearing a string of golden long-eared white jade Buddha beads around his neck. When he went to the main hall to chant scriptures and teach his disciples a day's admonition, Fang Dinghai did it in front of everyone. , took over the electronic horn of his abbot brother and said this to the brothers.
"Today's three dharma competitions, regardless of the lottery and winning or losing, remember to be fair and just and treat them equally."
Fang Dinghai's voice was flat and cold, and he looked down at all the monks.
"Fang Haihen won yesterday, but it doesn't mean that all of us have already won."
"Win or lose depends on yourselves, just follow your heart."
"So, today's competition is also very important, and later you don't have to use words to ridicule others with what happened yesterday, everyone follows the normal, everything is going on in such a dignified way.
"Also pay attention to personal safety, do you understand, Fang Haine, Fang Haipeng."
These words, the white-clothed monk looked at the disciples below and spoke calmly and earnestly.
As a quasi-Buddha, he has already gone through the path of practice in his personal realm and enlightened Zen. When he said this, he also had the demeanor of a holy monk who had already entered the realm of enlightenment and had already seen things clearly.
As for the admonition that Senior Brother Fa Seng gave this early in the morning, the focus was actually on his two Senior Brothers who were still alive and looked like children.
After all, for some well-known reasons.
When his two juniors who were definitely going to play today looked like eight years old when they were young, senior brother Faseng himself already looked like 20 years old.
At that time, he was the oldest among the remaining brothers in the temple, and everyone thought that brother Faseng was the elder of the big guy.
But later, these two juniors grew up and looked like 28 years old, and senior monk Faseng still looked like 20 years old.
At that time, everyone didn't think Brother Faseng was old, but felt that he was finally the same age as everyone else.
However, later on, everyone's appearance began to age, only Brother Fa Seng remained the same forever.
Now, not to mention the senior abbot who seems to have entered the seventies and eighties in advance.
Both of them have grown taller and fatter all the way, looking like two middle-aged children, but Brother Faseng still looks like a young man in his 20s.
Therefore, Brother Fa Seng, who can be called premature aging since he was a child, may be the kind of person in the legend who always looks like the same grade and does not look old at all.
It's a pity that his perpetual greenness made the group of screaming juniors in front of him live more and more, and they still looked like eight years old every day, which made him very worried.
"Hey! Yes, yes, Brother Faseng, don't worry! The two of us must work hard after the lottery is drawn! Absolutely no other tricks, just give them a good look!"
Knowing that his brother Dharma monk is upright and upright, he is completely disdainful to engage in the same tricks behind the scenes like the gang of demon monks who are doing evil.
The two fellows, Hai Nie Haipeng, also immediately gave their brother a word-for-word guarantee.
Seeing this, Fang Dinghai didn't say much, just nodded, and told all the disciples to make preparations, and when everyone was ready for the lottery competition early in the morning, they were surrounded by stances and magic circles set up by mana. The main venue of the fence is still in the center of Longquanshan Temple.
Four or five buses from the Huayan Eighteenth Sangha were already crowded at the door.
Above everyone's heads, the red banner of "The 4Xth Three Thousand Dharma World Order Longquan Mountain Sangha Magic Research Conference" that was still hanging on the top of the venue after a night was blown by the wind again, bathed in the morning light.
At this moment, following the arhats with green faces and fangs who walked upright on their front legs, Huayan's people also came.
Today is the second session of the official Fa conference.Not surprisingly, what happened to Gu Donglai and Brother Faseng himself continued the function of the off-field coach from yesterday, the duo responsible for guiding everyone.
But last night, due to the inconvenience of telling others, the two of them are still in a state of rivalry.
Wherever Fashen went now, he always ignored him with a cold expression on his face.King Gu Ming just wanted to let him pay attention to him as usual, but he couldn't find a breakthrough for the two of them to reconcile for the time being.
But at this moment, when people on both sides came down the steps, they would inevitably bump into each other when they saw each other.
But Shicha Nantuo, as a master with a high level of cultivation and realm, turned around the moment he was about to meet them, and directly refused to have more communication with these two juniors with a gloomy expression.
When he took the initiative to avoid the two of them, his two big disciples, Yin Yang Sha Mi, were still inseparable from their master all day long.
Shicha Nantuo also trusted them very much, and wherever they went, the pair of little brothers who didn't look like children followed.
But this time, Gu Donglai and Fang Dinghai both keenly and vaguely saw the one-eyed Buddha with a bad complexion from a distance, with white bandages tied around his neck and hands that seemed to be wrapped around something.
The messy white bandages wrapped around the body looked like a walking dead.
Shicha Nantuo, who only had one eye and mouth exposed under the bandage, seemed to have suffered a not-so-light injury overnight.But obviously, there didn't seem to be such obvious fresh scars on Shicha Nantuo's body from the previous incident, which also made people pay attention unconsciously.
However, just when they both wanted to carefully explore what's the 'secret' in this living Buddha.
Falling behind his master, the uninvited visitor who obviously belonged to the three opposing camps foolishly waved towards Longquan Mountain while his master was not paying attention.
Qianjin Maitreya was a big man, and he picked up the two senior brothers, and the three of them waved their arms together and smirked nonstop.
Standing beside Gu Donglai, Fang Dinghai didn't understand at first why the three Huayan monks who were facing him kept greeting him.
But when Brother Faseng saw with his own eyes that among the three people in the distance, Monk Sha, named Fairy Huazhai, was wearing a rather dazzling purple dress today, and shyly and shyly stuck a familiar flower bowl in his ear. Luo Hua.
Fashen's expression of scrutinizing the opponent's purpose with a cold face stopped.
This flower that was carried by the Huayan monk, if his eyes saw it right, was a person's Buddha flower.
Generally, Buddhas and Bodhisattvas should receive flowers from their believers as Buddhist disciples, but there will be no second person in the world who will give them away like someone who doesn't want money.
What made him even more unexpected was that the person next to him named Gu Donglai was still squinting at the other end like a slut, and beckoned at the three Huayan monks, including Fairy Huazhai. waved.
"Brother Donglai! Chumi Chumi! I brought the flower you gave me yesterday!!"
"There is also purple!! It is your exclusive support color!!"
Fairy Hua Zhai, who is in a girlish posture, frantically makes secret signs to someone's head, and she is really cute.
Someone Gu expressed his love for his fans enthusiastically, and immediately expressed that it was not useful, and responded openly as if a meeting between King Gu Ming's exclusive idol and fans had been held on the spot.
Gu Donglai: "Jiu Mi, Hua Hua, I'm going to work hard with my seniors later, I'm at the bottom."
Fang Dinghai: "..."
flower, flower.
...the color of support.
In the air, there seemed to be some unusual coldness condensed, which made people shiver even more than usual.
Gu Donglai didn't feel anything as if his sensory nerves were dead, and then he and his brother Faseng left as usual.
What's worth mentioning is that the two of them just went through what happened at the gate together seemingly without incident, and then returned to the temple together, that is, when they sat at the gate with their brothers and sisters and went back to have breakfast.
In order for Gu to be able to talk to him all night and early in the morning, he took up an important responsibility for the first time.
That is, brother Fa Seng didn't like to eat it for many years, and the vinegar-soaked radish must be eaten early in Longquan Mountain.
——Finally, someone took the initiative to eat for him.
At the moment, the two of them were still sitting together as if they were bound to where they were going. Apart from the porridge and side dishes that the monks ate, there was only a large pot of soaked red radishes in front of them.
King Gu Ming wanted to dispel some misunderstandings that he had caused by himself.
At this moment, he was holding a bowl full of vinegar-soaked radishes picked out from the other party's bowl, and he was holding a pair of chopsticks and enjoying it in his mouth like eating delicacies from mountains and seas.
As soon as the juicy red-skinned radish was put into the mouth, the sour water gushed out, making people around who couldn't stand the molars, but he was still able to smile and coax people, sticking close to Brother Faseng There is no end to good words.
"Dinghai, Dinghai, come here. You don't like pickled radishes with jealousy the least, then let me eat them for you. We complement each other perfectly. I like pickled radishes with jealousy the most. From now on, if you don't like pickled radishes, you can eat them all." give it to me……"
Gu Donglai stretched out a pair of chopsticks intimately in front of him.
It looked like he had done something unbeknownst to others before going to bed last night. It was really hard to guess what happened between him and Brother Faseng.
In particular, the two of them never called each other's names.
In fact, when we have known each other for so long, we will always call each other by their first names in three words.No matter when they are not familiar with each other or when they are familiar with each other, they are called directly with their first and last names.
Gu Donglai explained this problem to him before going to bed one day.
Because he felt that Fang Dinghai's three words were the most fluent when pronounced from his mouth.It's like the fate that I've known for a long time, and I can sit down and have fun at any time, and it's like the friendship that I can pull away at will, wave my hand and say goodbye.
But he not only subdued the law and admitted his counsel, but also suddenly changed his personal style.
But it can't explain why he said last night that he went out by himself and wandered around casually, so that he would have the time to receive it. It was a 'gift' and a change of flowers, and the fact that he took the initiative to flirt with a fan club.
Thinking of the unknown origin last night, but he readily accepted it and took the initiative to dismantle the 'Buddhist magic weapon' that was blown into a balloon.
Obviously, if you take this kind of birds that even if you take refuge in my Buddha, you can't control some places in yourself, you will let them out and throw them into the back mountain.In less than three months, it is estimated that all the monsters and ghosts in the mountains and plains will come to call Gu Donglai's father.
"..."
——It has to be said that all the birds and beasts on the mountain are chasing after Gu Donglai and calling him daddy. This scene, which was imagined by Brother Faseng, still has a very visual sense.
Gu Donglai gave someone a flower and asked someone to watch a movie.
= Gu Donglai has already planted a bunch of sons and daughters of unknown origin all over the mountains and plains.
=Gu Donglai never intends to practice hard from now on, he only cares about love and love and gives up the road to becoming a Buddha.
= As a like-minded practice partner and friend, I did not supervise and supervise him well, causing him to go astray, which is really a major dereliction of duty.
This logical to touching equation has also formed a terrible chemical chain reaction in the brain of the monk, whose emotional intelligence has never been different from that of ordinary people.
But thinking of this, Senior Brother Fa Seng just looked at the man jumping up and down beside him with indifference, but didn't say anything, and turned back the big bowl of pickled radish in vinegar to the people who followed him.
'Whoosh' something flew up in mid-air, and everyone only saw the big basin on the table, which was thrown out by Brother Fa Seng. The vinegar-soaked radish mixed with white vinegar and carrots flew up into the air, and hit it with a 'snap' In Gu Donglai's bowl.
In front of Gu Donglai was a pot of bright red carrots.
The brothers sitting across from each other were so shocked that their jaws dropped.
But King Gu Ming, a weird masochist/masochist, instead had a blissful smile on his face. He stared straight at the face of Brother Faseng, and then took these vinegared carrots as if eating a magic pill. They were all eaten up in one go.
Gu Donglai: "Hey, Dinghai is really gentle and considerate to me. Knowing that I love to eat radishes, he picked up so many radishes for me at once. I have lived a very happy and satisfied life..."
All the brothers and sisters watching the scene of large-scale jealousy and abuse: "..."
For a moment, look at the atmosphere of hidden confrontation between these two people.Even the brothers Longquanshan, who always love to watch people, were stabbed in the eyes by the light from these two people.
Fang Haihen: "Ming Wang is really spoiled by senior brother, I ate so many sour vinegar-soaked radishes... If I eat them all at once, how much jealousy will emanate from my body afterwards..."
Fang Haine: "It's rare for you not to feel that there is a lot of jealousy in the air in the whole temple now... and it seems to be emanating from the incident at the gate just now..."
Fang Haipeng: "Shh, shhh, don't talk nonsense! Brother Faseng and King Ming are good brothers, if there is any jealousy between brothers, it's all because... they care about each other very much!"
This wave of pure and distorted brotherhood seems to make sense after being explained by Master Haipeng.After all, it's anyone who can see that the two are good enough to wear a pair of pants.
Now take the initiative to be jealous for my brother...
Oh, no, it's radish soaked in vinegar, but it's nothing at all.
Moreover, seeing Wang Ming's appearance of enjoying the torture of his brother Faseng, one can tell that the relationship between these two people...is such an epic friendship!
The Longquanshan trio immediately agreed to this statement with high fives.
But the whispers of the three of them on the side didn't make the 'good brothers' who didn't shake hands until the start of the Zoom Mengshan draw have any more communication.
Because next, the three time-segmented games that took place on the second day of the Fa Conference quickly shifted everyone's attention and focus.
These three games lasted a whole day, and I will not elaborate on the process here, but afterward, both the Longquan Mountain side and the Huayan Sangha fell into unprecedented silence and silence, and even this continuation For the first time in the 400-year Fa Conference, a very miraculous scene appeared——
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8:30
The 4Xth Three Thousand Buddha Dharma World Order Longquan Mountain Sangha Magic Research Conference
Game time: the first game of the day
The lottery result: Fairy Huazhai→Fang Haipeng.
Another live broadcast of the central arena, with the host Secretary He thanking the temple leaders and warming up in the center, the players on both sides have also appeared on the stage accordingly.
Brother Fat Haipeng on the left who is waving his hands downward like a leader is familiar to everyone present.
One of the three elders of this temple, the ticket sales champion of Longquan Mountain Scenic Area over the years, the market research and mainstay of the tourism industry of the three worlds, the greatest ideal in life is to earn money that cannot be spent in a lifetime to support the Buddha.
As for the girl on the right, who is actually a muscular bald monk with a beard, he is Master Huazhai Xianzi of the Huayan Eighteenth Sangha.
At first glance, his skin is as dark as the reincarnation of the Drifting Monk in the Quicksand River, with glittering false eyelashes on both sides, his face is full of blush and highlights, and his lips are fashionable in color.On the neck where the sunscreen is unevenly applied, there is a string of prayer beads symbolizing a pink skull.
Not only that, but his supporting color today is still purple.According to the host Secretary He's introduction outside the court, this is the lucky color of this contestant.
When the cheering flags on both sides of the field were waving, and the big fat junior and the tight-fitting Fairy Hua Zhai entered the field step by step, the face on the opposite side was sullen, and Shicha Nantuo, who unconsciously bent down and crossed his hands to watch the field, and Fang Dinghai and Fang Dinghai Gu Donglai, as the coach of both sides, is waiting with arms folded.
The atmosphere in the arena fell into white-hot tension for a while.
After all, in terms of cultivation base, Fang Haipeng is actually the best among the three elders.
If you really want to decide whether one wins or loses among the two parties, it is also very interesting.
So as expected, when Master Haipeng from Longquan Mountain was the first to fly into the air, he climbed over the ropes and railings of the arena.
The fat monk with a big belly when his feet flew into the air, but still quite agile, just landed in a "golden rooster independence" posture, and then he fisted his arms, and said "hoo" and "ha" in his mouth. With a sound, a huge lucky Maitreya figure appeared behind him.
"Hey! Ha! The God of Wealth is coming! Illusion!"
When the double □□ swung instantly turned into more than a dozen pairs of fist shadows crisscrossing in the air, the fat monk immediately cast his body method, which was like the body like the law, like an illusion like a form.
After two days of intensive training, Fang Haipeng's small eyes, which like to make money, turned into a bright and solemn golden color, and the lucky Maitreya, who was transformed into an illusory golden body, appeared and occupied half of the arena behind him. so big.
As a Dharma image of a Buddhist eminent monk.It is golden in color, with a swaying posture and propped up its head, with a compassionate and lazy expression, holding a huge gold ingot, the God of Wealth, in its hand.
This is an unusually rare high-level dharma appearance.
Maitreya, the God of Wealth, has a majestic Dharma appearance. Not to mention the immense power he brings, he also has the home court advantage. This appearance, as expected, plunged the arena completely illuminated by the golden Buddha light into a battle of Dharma appearances.
Fairy Huazhai's face changed when she saw this, she couldn't resist the attack of the Buddha's vajra face, her body was already in a standard aerobics take-off movement, and she landed in the air for three and a half consecutive weeks, but was still smashed by the God of Wealth ingots repeatedly bombarded from above her head The small steps became more and more unstable.
"Hey!" The pink monk flicked to the left. "Ah!" Master Maitreya Haipeng, God of Wealth, led thunder and fire to beat him to the left.
"Hey!" The pink monk jumped beautifully to the right. "Wow!" Master Maitreya Haipeng, the God of Wealth, greeted the Thunder Fire and hit him on the right.
At the moment, these two people are jumping left and right on the field like doing weight-loss exercises together in the gym.
One gold, one pink shade change many ways.
When the two used the cloud-soaring technique in mid-air, they punched and punched each other for about forty or fifty strokes. The third disciple of the Huayan Sangha, the third disciple of the Huayan Sangha, who was gradually exhausted, stepped back weakly, but Master Haipeng said In the roar of 'Wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah', the pure Buddha light hit him with no backhand strength.
Looking at it this way, Haipeng has almost perfectly occupied the home court advantage.
However, just at this critical moment, when Fairy Huazhai's delicate and strong man fell heavily to the ground, she saw Gu Donglai looking at her place, and then, her dark face suddenly disappeared. The blushing monk just let out a groan, and gave birth to a force like a unicorn arm, and punched Senior Brother Haipeng——
"Namo Pink Heart Great Compassion Curse—"
The scene of the pink love bubbles scurrying around, the punch that nearly flipped the ground that exploded, turned the originally golden arena into a terrifying girly pink.
Brother Haipeng, a Buddhist veteran/bird who has experienced many battles, realized that something was wrong, kicked his legs and flew into the air.
But one of his sneakers, which he flew up again with the help of the cloud-soaring technique, was caught by the magic form transformed by the pink bubbles gushing out from the bottom, and was caught with a 'bang' like a powder/dust explosion. The original place has been changed.
After the explosion/explosion, the people surrounding the arena below took a closer look.
I saw Senior Brother Haipeng, who was normal three seconds ago, turned into a fat aunt with curly hair, lipstick, and a leopard-print skirt with a dazed expression after the smoke.
Before this, no one thought that senior brother Haipeng's face was so close to a fat aunt.
But looking at my senior brother, the coquettish square dancing aunt who lives alone, with the same style of red long johns and a leopard-print woolen skirt, the next second, all the people in Longquan Mountain twitched, covering their mouths and laughing in excruciating pain.
"That's right, I'm sorry, senior brother, I know I can't laugh...but Hai...Senior Haipeng...now it really seems...my second aunt..."
"Hush...don't talk...what is your second aunt...everyone is competing here...seriously...seriously..."
"Laugh, what are you laughing at!!! What are you bastards? Why are you bastards laughing at my old lady——no, no, why does the poor monk call himself my old lady?? Ahhh, the poor monk's breasts... How did the poor monk become an old lady!!"
Brother Haipeng.
Oh, no, it was Aunt Haipeng who got up and yelled in a shrill voice, but she couldn't stop Fairy Huazhai from using her pink magic image to impose on him the aunt who transformed from a male body into a female body transform.
But at this time, Fairy Huazhai, the crazy version, finally regained her confidence and attacked him with her small fists.
"Yeah!!!!!!!!! People use the small fist of sandbags to kill you and kill you. Today ... will fight for love for King Ming !!!"
Aunt Haipeng: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! face! My old lady tore you alive!"
Fang Dinghai: "..."
Gu Donglai:..."
Brothers from Longquan Mountain: "..."
At the moment, it is obviously a battle between two monks, and it seems to have become a fight between a pair of contemporary middle-aged women at the gate of the vegetable market.
"what!"
"Ahhh!!"
"Ahhhh!!!"
Fairy Huazhai, who was making chicken crows, and Aunt Haipeng, blushing and choking their necks, wrestled together.
While playing, beauty sponges, powder puffs and other strange things kept flying out in the middle of the arena.
At this time, Secretary He, who was an off-site commentator, held up the microphone with a shocked face, and explained the essence of Hua Zhai's previous move to all the Buddhist disciples present with the inscription card in his hand.
"Okay! Audiences! According to the live broadcast and the competition chairman's tips, Fairy Hua Zhai just did this trick! It is the long-lost Buddhism method of masculinity and femininity."
"It is said that in the past three thousand Buddha-dharma worlds, Buddhas and Bodhisattvas have always changed in ever-changing ways, and female appearance is one of the changes. Among them, the most famous male and female appearance in history is our Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva, and because of the past Women cannot become Buddhas and Bodhisattvas, and there are often sayings that men change into women, women change into men, and descend to the world to save all living beings."
"Three thousand Buddha-dharma worlds today carry forward this great law. It is the heavenly mother of desire/realm wheel. According to legend, this heavenly mother is the world's first female Buddha. Dafa, and now they, oh no, the duel between them is still going on!"
"Male and female... Dafa?"
As soon as this Dafa came out, the audience below fell into astonishment.
After all, this Dafa sounds unheard of, and the desire/realm, which is also one of the three thousand worlds, is a place that ordinary people cannot reach in a lifetime. At this time, when he heard the words "Tianmu of the Wheel", Gu Donglai instead stared at the sky above. , propping his chin with one hand, revealing some thoughts.
"If it is really the spell of Desire/Realm and the Wheel-Turning Mother."
"This time, the result may not be good."
Gu Donglai said this very lightly to Fang Dinghai beside him.But it also gave its own views objectively and fairly.
Although the young monk sitting next to him didn't speak, his cold eyes showed the same opinion.And as expected, as the two of them predicted, the watershed really began to appear from here, so much so that the host could see——
"Hey! Hey! It's over! Master Haipeng can't resist it! Is it the young girl, the extremely flexible Huazhai Fairy who has the upper hand! Or we are old and strong, and the square dance master Haipeng can win! It's bad, it's bad, Fairy Hua Zhai from the Huayan Sangha is really... going to gain the upper hand this time!"
The host He Xiaoming raised his voice towards the sky, and everyone inside and outside the arena applauded desperately for the two contestants who were fighting to the death.
But it was obviously his apprentice who basically won this match overwhelmingly.
On the other side, Shicha Nantuo, who had never thrown such an adult in public in his life, threw his coach's white trumpet with a punch, and was supported by his disciples, his face turned purple like poison, and he almost vomited blood.
Shi Cha Nan Tuo: "Shut up! Hua Zhai! You scoundrel beats you up and down, and you still say things in the arena that don't want to be a monk!"
Fairy Hua Zhai: "Master!! Even if he has become a monk!! He can still have his own love now! My disciple won this match today for King Ming!!"
Shicha Nantuo: "Nonsense!! Nympho! Nympho! Damn Longquan evildoer!! Who the hell gave my disciples this kind of ecstasy!! The poor monk will definitely not let you Longquanshan go! !"
Facing Shicha Nantuo who was obviously closer to death than before, he could only collapse on the plastic stool and twitched, with a pale face supported by two young disciples, Brother Fa Seng finally respected the person next to him coldly Mouth.
Fang Dinghai: "What did you do when you ran out alone last night, Gu Donglai."
But King Gu Ming touched his nose, then shrugged at him.
"Actually, I didn't do anything, but I guess the other person is not bad, he seems a little cute, so I asked him, do you want to have dinner and watch a movie together on a date next time?"
Fang Dinghai: "..."
This familiar and deadly operation, if it is not Senior Brother Fa Seng himself or a certain ex-victim a long time ago, His Royal Highness King Ming's ability to use this trick is so rare that he may not be able to see through it today.
Add oil to the fire.
Literally... Added fuel to the fire.As expected of Gu, who is the number one arsonist of all living beings in the Three Realms, after saying this, even the brothers who were watching the game on the side of Longquan Mountain were ignited by the iceberg flames blazing from Brother Faseng.
15 minute later.
As the surrounding standing posts were blown away by the increasingly fierce pink makeup smoke in the infield, the middle-aged aunt version of Senior Brother Haipeng rolled his eyes and flew out of the arena with lipstick and nail marks on his face. He fell heavily to the ground and finally returned to his original form——
three!
two!
One!
After the referee whistled three times outside the court to decide the outcome, one player failed to get up.
So, the results of the first round of today's game are out!
"Okay! The results of the first round of today's competition have been revealed! Huayan Eighteenth Sangha! Fairy Huazhai... wins!"
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12:30
The 4Xth Three Thousand Buddha Dharma World Order Longquan Mountain Sangha Magic Research Conference
Game time: the second game of the day
The lottery result: Ganoderma lucidum tutuo→Fang Haine.
The three-hour half-time break has elapsed.At this moment, in the middle of the arena, players from both sides have entered the arena again.
After the host introduced the situation of the two rounds of competition.
Standing on the left at this moment is the third of the three elders of Longquan Mountain, the Buddhist passer of contemporary otaku civilization, and the middle school monk Fang Haine who aspires to become an arcade bully.
He wears earphones around his neck, and his face is covered with high-prescription black-rimmed glasses. He has a face that has not seen the light all the year round, and there are two fresh pimples on his forehead from staying up late playing games. Hatsune Miku, full of cooking power to support T.
And standing on the right side of the arena was the Lingzhi Toutuo, a disciple of the Huayan Sangha who was full of hostility towards Longquan Mountain at the beginning and until now.
In front of him, this thin-toutuo, who looked gloomy and ugly and looked like a good person, lowered his eyes coldly, and the fish mouth full of cracked teeth was pale white and protruded to both sides.
The ears are cloud-shaped like Ganoderma lucidum.He has a Maitreya Buddha-like earlobe on each ear, and he wears a Bluetooth headset beside him, unlike a monk who is like a computer expert.But when his eyeballs move, his four ears move accordingly. These ganoderma-like ears are as magical as they can listen to the minds of others.
When these two sides meet, anyone with long eyes can tell that this match is definitely not easy to deal with.
Because this Ganoderma lucidum Toutuo's heart is extremely evil, and he is not a kind person at all, Bao Buqi will use some evil kung fu like his master.
But I thought the process of the last game was dramatic enough.
At noon, when the lottery results of the two sides appeared, a scene that made everyone collectively surprised once again appeared.
Because just before the start of the competition, Ganoderma lucidum Toutuo, who has always been like a villain, suddenly made a very abnormal move when he stood on this sacred and solemn Buddhist arena.
He actually met Fang Hai on the opposite side under the eyes of everyone.
'Boom——"
In the distance, the sound of an ancient bell ringing in the pavilion on the top of the mountain was heard, and the white tiger-roaring clouds that stretched for thousands of miles seemed to never disperse all year round.
The sky is bright here, accompanied by the sound of English reading from the speakers above the temple and reminding everyone to do morning exercises.
In front of the stone steps, the murals were affected by the magic power of the monks in the temple. The statues of Bodhisattvas shaking their heads were awakened collectively. They climbed up from the walls that had been dozing for many years, and flew towards the The main hall in front of you.
In the majestic and quaint main hall, a hand that looked very young and without a trace of wrinkle pushed open the door.
But as the hand was withdrawn, the owner of the pair of hands that should have belonged to the young man was not Fang Dinghai, who was always here to admonish everyone.
Instead, his face was wrinkled. Fang Haixin, the abbot in a yellow-red cassock, looked very kind and kind with his white eyebrows and beard. Wait a step ahead, and shook his hand behind his back. He raised a small trumpet, patted it, and opened his mouth benevolently to the people below.
"One? two, three,? Hey,? Hey, everyone, everyone, don't worry about the time for the morning meeting. Wait a minute, Brother Faseng will personally explain to everyone the precautions for today."
"And, the key points of the three games."
The low-pitched old man's voice from the electronic speakers spread throughout the temple.
Not far away, early in the morning, the rest of the disciples who have been practicing on the mountain all year round also took their dinner plates and squatted on the steps to finish their porridge and vegetables, and ushered in the second place in the zoom Mengshan team competition. Round draw.
According to the rules of traditional Buddhism and high-level practitioners' competition of cultivation ability, there will be three sessions today in the morning, afternoon and afternoon.
The focus of the three games at different time periods is on the appearance of one of the three methods.
The so-called dharma appearance is said to be the appearance of the soul of a Buddhist practitioner. It is based on the physical body of a person who possesses the dharma body, that is, the power of cultivating mana. Buddhist disciples must cultivate the phantom of the physical body.
Just like in the Buddhist scriptures, whenever Buddhas and Bodhisattvas appear before various supernatural powers to cross people, there will be various changes. The dharma appearance will be more extraordinary and rare.
Generally, a person's Dharma appearance is mostly determined by his personality, personality and spiritual knowledge.
People with ordinary talents have mostly rats, cats, domestic dogs, rabbits, deer, etc. They can be domesticated, they will not easily resist Buddhist practitioners, and they can also domesticate creatures driven by them.
Those who materialize into the wind also have the appearance of wind, fire, thunder, electricity, foam, light, flowers and trees, but most of these dead things that cannot have the thinking of living things are not as powerful as the fighting power brought by spiritual things.
And for those who go to a higher level, this person's dharma will also tend to be a jungle beast that can gain the upper hand in competitions with people.Among them, tigers and leopards are the most common.
As for the highest-level people, that is, the appearance of most people who are close to quasi-Buddha practice, they will be able to change into various monsters and beasts that only appear in ancient Buddhist scriptures.
The disciples of the two different monastic orders who entered the half-time competition this time are outstanding Buddhist practitioners who have continued for thousands of years of Zen Buddhism.There will inevitably be different perceptions and achievements in the Dharma, which means that there will be a very fierce and exciting competition between the two monastic groups throughout the day, so both sides have made active preparations for mobilization early in the morning.
As the first monk of Longquan Mountain.Brother Faseng himself is still the earliest in the whole monastery today.
The carnival to celebrate the juniors last night has been suppressed by everyone for the time being.
Regardless of the results of the lottery and the competition, he still needs to explain some things clearly to each third-generation disciple in advance.
In front of him, he was standing at the top of the steps of the temple in white clothes, and he was wearing a string of golden long-eared white jade Buddha beads around his neck. When he went to the main hall to chant scriptures and teach his disciples a day's admonition, Fang Dinghai did it in front of everyone. , took over the electronic horn of his abbot brother and said this to the brothers.
"Today's three dharma competitions, regardless of the lottery and winning or losing, remember to be fair and just and treat them equally."
Fang Dinghai's voice was flat and cold, and he looked down at all the monks.
"Fang Haihen won yesterday, but it doesn't mean that all of us have already won."
"Win or lose depends on yourselves, just follow your heart."
"So, today's competition is also very important, and later you don't have to use words to ridicule others with what happened yesterday, everyone follows the normal, everything is going on in such a dignified way.
"Also pay attention to personal safety, do you understand, Fang Haine, Fang Haipeng."
These words, the white-clothed monk looked at the disciples below and spoke calmly and earnestly.
As a quasi-Buddha, he has already gone through the path of practice in his personal realm and enlightened Zen. When he said this, he also had the demeanor of a holy monk who had already entered the realm of enlightenment and had already seen things clearly.
As for the admonition that Senior Brother Fa Seng gave this early in the morning, the focus was actually on his two Senior Brothers who were still alive and looked like children.
After all, for some well-known reasons.
When his two juniors who were definitely going to play today looked like eight years old when they were young, senior brother Faseng himself already looked like 20 years old.
At that time, he was the oldest among the remaining brothers in the temple, and everyone thought that brother Faseng was the elder of the big guy.
But later, these two juniors grew up and looked like 28 years old, and senior monk Faseng still looked like 20 years old.
At that time, everyone didn't think Brother Faseng was old, but felt that he was finally the same age as everyone else.
However, later on, everyone's appearance began to age, only Brother Fa Seng remained the same forever.
Now, not to mention the senior abbot who seems to have entered the seventies and eighties in advance.
Both of them have grown taller and fatter all the way, looking like two middle-aged children, but Brother Faseng still looks like a young man in his 20s.
Therefore, Brother Fa Seng, who can be called premature aging since he was a child, may be the kind of person in the legend who always looks like the same grade and does not look old at all.
It's a pity that his perpetual greenness made the group of screaming juniors in front of him live more and more, and they still looked like eight years old every day, which made him very worried.
"Hey! Yes, yes, Brother Faseng, don't worry! The two of us must work hard after the lottery is drawn! Absolutely no other tricks, just give them a good look!"
Knowing that his brother Dharma monk is upright and upright, he is completely disdainful to engage in the same tricks behind the scenes like the gang of demon monks who are doing evil.
The two fellows, Hai Nie Haipeng, also immediately gave their brother a word-for-word guarantee.
Seeing this, Fang Dinghai didn't say much, just nodded, and told all the disciples to make preparations, and when everyone was ready for the lottery competition early in the morning, they were surrounded by stances and magic circles set up by mana. The main venue of the fence is still in the center of Longquanshan Temple.
Four or five buses from the Huayan Eighteenth Sangha were already crowded at the door.
Above everyone's heads, the red banner of "The 4Xth Three Thousand Dharma World Order Longquan Mountain Sangha Magic Research Conference" that was still hanging on the top of the venue after a night was blown by the wind again, bathed in the morning light.
At this moment, following the arhats with green faces and fangs who walked upright on their front legs, Huayan's people also came.
Today is the second session of the official Fa conference.Not surprisingly, what happened to Gu Donglai and Brother Faseng himself continued the function of the off-field coach from yesterday, the duo responsible for guiding everyone.
But last night, due to the inconvenience of telling others, the two of them are still in a state of rivalry.
Wherever Fashen went now, he always ignored him with a cold expression on his face.King Gu Ming just wanted to let him pay attention to him as usual, but he couldn't find a breakthrough for the two of them to reconcile for the time being.
But at this moment, when people on both sides came down the steps, they would inevitably bump into each other when they saw each other.
But Shicha Nantuo, as a master with a high level of cultivation and realm, turned around the moment he was about to meet them, and directly refused to have more communication with these two juniors with a gloomy expression.
When he took the initiative to avoid the two of them, his two big disciples, Yin Yang Sha Mi, were still inseparable from their master all day long.
Shicha Nantuo also trusted them very much, and wherever they went, the pair of little brothers who didn't look like children followed.
But this time, Gu Donglai and Fang Dinghai both keenly and vaguely saw the one-eyed Buddha with a bad complexion from a distance, with white bandages tied around his neck and hands that seemed to be wrapped around something.
The messy white bandages wrapped around the body looked like a walking dead.
Shicha Nantuo, who only had one eye and mouth exposed under the bandage, seemed to have suffered a not-so-light injury overnight.But obviously, there didn't seem to be such obvious fresh scars on Shicha Nantuo's body from the previous incident, which also made people pay attention unconsciously.
However, just when they both wanted to carefully explore what's the 'secret' in this living Buddha.
Falling behind his master, the uninvited visitor who obviously belonged to the three opposing camps foolishly waved towards Longquan Mountain while his master was not paying attention.
Qianjin Maitreya was a big man, and he picked up the two senior brothers, and the three of them waved their arms together and smirked nonstop.
Standing beside Gu Donglai, Fang Dinghai didn't understand at first why the three Huayan monks who were facing him kept greeting him.
But when Brother Faseng saw with his own eyes that among the three people in the distance, Monk Sha, named Fairy Huazhai, was wearing a rather dazzling purple dress today, and shyly and shyly stuck a familiar flower bowl in his ear. Luo Hua.
Fashen's expression of scrutinizing the opponent's purpose with a cold face stopped.
This flower that was carried by the Huayan monk, if his eyes saw it right, was a person's Buddha flower.
Generally, Buddhas and Bodhisattvas should receive flowers from their believers as Buddhist disciples, but there will be no second person in the world who will give them away like someone who doesn't want money.
What made him even more unexpected was that the person next to him named Gu Donglai was still squinting at the other end like a slut, and beckoned at the three Huayan monks, including Fairy Huazhai. waved.
"Brother Donglai! Chumi Chumi! I brought the flower you gave me yesterday!!"
"There is also purple!! It is your exclusive support color!!"
Fairy Hua Zhai, who is in a girlish posture, frantically makes secret signs to someone's head, and she is really cute.
Someone Gu expressed his love for his fans enthusiastically, and immediately expressed that it was not useful, and responded openly as if a meeting between King Gu Ming's exclusive idol and fans had been held on the spot.
Gu Donglai: "Jiu Mi, Hua Hua, I'm going to work hard with my seniors later, I'm at the bottom."
Fang Dinghai: "..."
flower, flower.
...the color of support.
In the air, there seemed to be some unusual coldness condensed, which made people shiver even more than usual.
Gu Donglai didn't feel anything as if his sensory nerves were dead, and then he and his brother Faseng left as usual.
What's worth mentioning is that the two of them just went through what happened at the gate together seemingly without incident, and then returned to the temple together, that is, when they sat at the gate with their brothers and sisters and went back to have breakfast.
In order for Gu to be able to talk to him all night and early in the morning, he took up an important responsibility for the first time.
That is, brother Fa Seng didn't like to eat it for many years, and the vinegar-soaked radish must be eaten early in Longquan Mountain.
——Finally, someone took the initiative to eat for him.
At the moment, the two of them were still sitting together as if they were bound to where they were going. Apart from the porridge and side dishes that the monks ate, there was only a large pot of soaked red radishes in front of them.
King Gu Ming wanted to dispel some misunderstandings that he had caused by himself.
At this moment, he was holding a bowl full of vinegar-soaked radishes picked out from the other party's bowl, and he was holding a pair of chopsticks and enjoying it in his mouth like eating delicacies from mountains and seas.
As soon as the juicy red-skinned radish was put into the mouth, the sour water gushed out, making people around who couldn't stand the molars, but he was still able to smile and coax people, sticking close to Brother Faseng There is no end to good words.
"Dinghai, Dinghai, come here. You don't like pickled radishes with jealousy the least, then let me eat them for you. We complement each other perfectly. I like pickled radishes with jealousy the most. From now on, if you don't like pickled radishes, you can eat them all." give it to me……"
Gu Donglai stretched out a pair of chopsticks intimately in front of him.
It looked like he had done something unbeknownst to others before going to bed last night. It was really hard to guess what happened between him and Brother Faseng.
In particular, the two of them never called each other's names.
In fact, when we have known each other for so long, we will always call each other by their first names in three words.No matter when they are not familiar with each other or when they are familiar with each other, they are called directly with their first and last names.
Gu Donglai explained this problem to him before going to bed one day.
Because he felt that Fang Dinghai's three words were the most fluent when pronounced from his mouth.It's like the fate that I've known for a long time, and I can sit down and have fun at any time, and it's like the friendship that I can pull away at will, wave my hand and say goodbye.
But he not only subdued the law and admitted his counsel, but also suddenly changed his personal style.
But it can't explain why he said last night that he went out by himself and wandered around casually, so that he would have the time to receive it. It was a 'gift' and a change of flowers, and the fact that he took the initiative to flirt with a fan club.
Thinking of the unknown origin last night, but he readily accepted it and took the initiative to dismantle the 'Buddhist magic weapon' that was blown into a balloon.
Obviously, if you take this kind of birds that even if you take refuge in my Buddha, you can't control some places in yourself, you will let them out and throw them into the back mountain.In less than three months, it is estimated that all the monsters and ghosts in the mountains and plains will come to call Gu Donglai's father.
"..."
——It has to be said that all the birds and beasts on the mountain are chasing after Gu Donglai and calling him daddy. This scene, which was imagined by Brother Faseng, still has a very visual sense.
Gu Donglai gave someone a flower and asked someone to watch a movie.
= Gu Donglai has already planted a bunch of sons and daughters of unknown origin all over the mountains and plains.
=Gu Donglai never intends to practice hard from now on, he only cares about love and love and gives up the road to becoming a Buddha.
= As a like-minded practice partner and friend, I did not supervise and supervise him well, causing him to go astray, which is really a major dereliction of duty.
This logical to touching equation has also formed a terrible chemical chain reaction in the brain of the monk, whose emotional intelligence has never been different from that of ordinary people.
But thinking of this, Senior Brother Fa Seng just looked at the man jumping up and down beside him with indifference, but didn't say anything, and turned back the big bowl of pickled radish in vinegar to the people who followed him.
'Whoosh' something flew up in mid-air, and everyone only saw the big basin on the table, which was thrown out by Brother Fa Seng. The vinegar-soaked radish mixed with white vinegar and carrots flew up into the air, and hit it with a 'snap' In Gu Donglai's bowl.
In front of Gu Donglai was a pot of bright red carrots.
The brothers sitting across from each other were so shocked that their jaws dropped.
But King Gu Ming, a weird masochist/masochist, instead had a blissful smile on his face. He stared straight at the face of Brother Faseng, and then took these vinegared carrots as if eating a magic pill. They were all eaten up in one go.
Gu Donglai: "Hey, Dinghai is really gentle and considerate to me. Knowing that I love to eat radishes, he picked up so many radishes for me at once. I have lived a very happy and satisfied life..."
All the brothers and sisters watching the scene of large-scale jealousy and abuse: "..."
For a moment, look at the atmosphere of hidden confrontation between these two people.Even the brothers Longquanshan, who always love to watch people, were stabbed in the eyes by the light from these two people.
Fang Haihen: "Ming Wang is really spoiled by senior brother, I ate so many sour vinegar-soaked radishes... If I eat them all at once, how much jealousy will emanate from my body afterwards..."
Fang Haine: "It's rare for you not to feel that there is a lot of jealousy in the air in the whole temple now... and it seems to be emanating from the incident at the gate just now..."
Fang Haipeng: "Shh, shhh, don't talk nonsense! Brother Faseng and King Ming are good brothers, if there is any jealousy between brothers, it's all because... they care about each other very much!"
This wave of pure and distorted brotherhood seems to make sense after being explained by Master Haipeng.After all, it's anyone who can see that the two are good enough to wear a pair of pants.
Now take the initiative to be jealous for my brother...
Oh, no, it's radish soaked in vinegar, but it's nothing at all.
Moreover, seeing Wang Ming's appearance of enjoying the torture of his brother Faseng, one can tell that the relationship between these two people...is such an epic friendship!
The Longquanshan trio immediately agreed to this statement with high fives.
But the whispers of the three of them on the side didn't make the 'good brothers' who didn't shake hands until the start of the Zoom Mengshan draw have any more communication.
Because next, the three time-segmented games that took place on the second day of the Fa Conference quickly shifted everyone's attention and focus.
These three games lasted a whole day, and I will not elaborate on the process here, but afterward, both the Longquan Mountain side and the Huayan Sangha fell into unprecedented silence and silence, and even this continuation For the first time in the 400-year Fa Conference, a very miraculous scene appeared——
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8:30
The 4Xth Three Thousand Buddha Dharma World Order Longquan Mountain Sangha Magic Research Conference
Game time: the first game of the day
The lottery result: Fairy Huazhai→Fang Haipeng.
Another live broadcast of the central arena, with the host Secretary He thanking the temple leaders and warming up in the center, the players on both sides have also appeared on the stage accordingly.
Brother Fat Haipeng on the left who is waving his hands downward like a leader is familiar to everyone present.
One of the three elders of this temple, the ticket sales champion of Longquan Mountain Scenic Area over the years, the market research and mainstay of the tourism industry of the three worlds, the greatest ideal in life is to earn money that cannot be spent in a lifetime to support the Buddha.
As for the girl on the right, who is actually a muscular bald monk with a beard, he is Master Huazhai Xianzi of the Huayan Eighteenth Sangha.
At first glance, his skin is as dark as the reincarnation of the Drifting Monk in the Quicksand River, with glittering false eyelashes on both sides, his face is full of blush and highlights, and his lips are fashionable in color.On the neck where the sunscreen is unevenly applied, there is a string of prayer beads symbolizing a pink skull.
Not only that, but his supporting color today is still purple.According to the host Secretary He's introduction outside the court, this is the lucky color of this contestant.
When the cheering flags on both sides of the field were waving, and the big fat junior and the tight-fitting Fairy Hua Zhai entered the field step by step, the face on the opposite side was sullen, and Shicha Nantuo, who unconsciously bent down and crossed his hands to watch the field, and Fang Dinghai and Fang Dinghai Gu Donglai, as the coach of both sides, is waiting with arms folded.
The atmosphere in the arena fell into white-hot tension for a while.
After all, in terms of cultivation base, Fang Haipeng is actually the best among the three elders.
If you really want to decide whether one wins or loses among the two parties, it is also very interesting.
So as expected, when Master Haipeng from Longquan Mountain was the first to fly into the air, he climbed over the ropes and railings of the arena.
The fat monk with a big belly when his feet flew into the air, but still quite agile, just landed in a "golden rooster independence" posture, and then he fisted his arms, and said "hoo" and "ha" in his mouth. With a sound, a huge lucky Maitreya figure appeared behind him.
"Hey! Ha! The God of Wealth is coming! Illusion!"
When the double □□ swung instantly turned into more than a dozen pairs of fist shadows crisscrossing in the air, the fat monk immediately cast his body method, which was like the body like the law, like an illusion like a form.
After two days of intensive training, Fang Haipeng's small eyes, which like to make money, turned into a bright and solemn golden color, and the lucky Maitreya, who was transformed into an illusory golden body, appeared and occupied half of the arena behind him. so big.
As a Dharma image of a Buddhist eminent monk.It is golden in color, with a swaying posture and propped up its head, with a compassionate and lazy expression, holding a huge gold ingot, the God of Wealth, in its hand.
This is an unusually rare high-level dharma appearance.
Maitreya, the God of Wealth, has a majestic Dharma appearance. Not to mention the immense power he brings, he also has the home court advantage. This appearance, as expected, plunged the arena completely illuminated by the golden Buddha light into a battle of Dharma appearances.
Fairy Huazhai's face changed when she saw this, she couldn't resist the attack of the Buddha's vajra face, her body was already in a standard aerobics take-off movement, and she landed in the air for three and a half consecutive weeks, but was still smashed by the God of Wealth ingots repeatedly bombarded from above her head The small steps became more and more unstable.
"Hey!" The pink monk flicked to the left. "Ah!" Master Maitreya Haipeng, God of Wealth, led thunder and fire to beat him to the left.
"Hey!" The pink monk jumped beautifully to the right. "Wow!" Master Maitreya Haipeng, the God of Wealth, greeted the Thunder Fire and hit him on the right.
At the moment, these two people are jumping left and right on the field like doing weight-loss exercises together in the gym.
One gold, one pink shade change many ways.
When the two used the cloud-soaring technique in mid-air, they punched and punched each other for about forty or fifty strokes. The third disciple of the Huayan Sangha, the third disciple of the Huayan Sangha, who was gradually exhausted, stepped back weakly, but Master Haipeng said In the roar of 'Wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah', the pure Buddha light hit him with no backhand strength.
Looking at it this way, Haipeng has almost perfectly occupied the home court advantage.
However, just at this critical moment, when Fairy Huazhai's delicate and strong man fell heavily to the ground, she saw Gu Donglai looking at her place, and then, her dark face suddenly disappeared. The blushing monk just let out a groan, and gave birth to a force like a unicorn arm, and punched Senior Brother Haipeng——
"Namo Pink Heart Great Compassion Curse—"
The scene of the pink love bubbles scurrying around, the punch that nearly flipped the ground that exploded, turned the originally golden arena into a terrifying girly pink.
Brother Haipeng, a Buddhist veteran/bird who has experienced many battles, realized that something was wrong, kicked his legs and flew into the air.
But one of his sneakers, which he flew up again with the help of the cloud-soaring technique, was caught by the magic form transformed by the pink bubbles gushing out from the bottom, and was caught with a 'bang' like a powder/dust explosion. The original place has been changed.
After the explosion/explosion, the people surrounding the arena below took a closer look.
I saw Senior Brother Haipeng, who was normal three seconds ago, turned into a fat aunt with curly hair, lipstick, and a leopard-print skirt with a dazed expression after the smoke.
Before this, no one thought that senior brother Haipeng's face was so close to a fat aunt.
But looking at my senior brother, the coquettish square dancing aunt who lives alone, with the same style of red long johns and a leopard-print woolen skirt, the next second, all the people in Longquan Mountain twitched, covering their mouths and laughing in excruciating pain.
"That's right, I'm sorry, senior brother, I know I can't laugh...but Hai...Senior Haipeng...now it really seems...my second aunt..."
"Hush...don't talk...what is your second aunt...everyone is competing here...seriously...seriously..."
"Laugh, what are you laughing at!!! What are you bastards? Why are you bastards laughing at my old lady——no, no, why does the poor monk call himself my old lady?? Ahhh, the poor monk's breasts... How did the poor monk become an old lady!!"
Brother Haipeng.
Oh, no, it was Aunt Haipeng who got up and yelled in a shrill voice, but she couldn't stop Fairy Huazhai from using her pink magic image to impose on him the aunt who transformed from a male body into a female body transform.
But at this time, Fairy Huazhai, the crazy version, finally regained her confidence and attacked him with her small fists.
"Yeah!!!!!!!!! People use the small fist of sandbags to kill you and kill you. Today ... will fight for love for King Ming !!!"
Aunt Haipeng: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! face! My old lady tore you alive!"
Fang Dinghai: "..."
Gu Donglai:..."
Brothers from Longquan Mountain: "..."
At the moment, it is obviously a battle between two monks, and it seems to have become a fight between a pair of contemporary middle-aged women at the gate of the vegetable market.
"what!"
"Ahhh!!"
"Ahhhh!!!"
Fairy Huazhai, who was making chicken crows, and Aunt Haipeng, blushing and choking their necks, wrestled together.
While playing, beauty sponges, powder puffs and other strange things kept flying out in the middle of the arena.
At this time, Secretary He, who was an off-site commentator, held up the microphone with a shocked face, and explained the essence of Hua Zhai's previous move to all the Buddhist disciples present with the inscription card in his hand.
"Okay! Audiences! According to the live broadcast and the competition chairman's tips, Fairy Hua Zhai just did this trick! It is the long-lost Buddhism method of masculinity and femininity."
"It is said that in the past three thousand Buddha-dharma worlds, Buddhas and Bodhisattvas have always changed in ever-changing ways, and female appearance is one of the changes. Among them, the most famous male and female appearance in history is our Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva, and because of the past Women cannot become Buddhas and Bodhisattvas, and there are often sayings that men change into women, women change into men, and descend to the world to save all living beings."
"Three thousand Buddha-dharma worlds today carry forward this great law. It is the heavenly mother of desire/realm wheel. According to legend, this heavenly mother is the world's first female Buddha. Dafa, and now they, oh no, the duel between them is still going on!"
"Male and female... Dafa?"
As soon as this Dafa came out, the audience below fell into astonishment.
After all, this Dafa sounds unheard of, and the desire/realm, which is also one of the three thousand worlds, is a place that ordinary people cannot reach in a lifetime. At this time, when he heard the words "Tianmu of the Wheel", Gu Donglai instead stared at the sky above. , propping his chin with one hand, revealing some thoughts.
"If it is really the spell of Desire/Realm and the Wheel-Turning Mother."
"This time, the result may not be good."
Gu Donglai said this very lightly to Fang Dinghai beside him.But it also gave its own views objectively and fairly.
Although the young monk sitting next to him didn't speak, his cold eyes showed the same opinion.And as expected, as the two of them predicted, the watershed really began to appear from here, so much so that the host could see——
"Hey! Hey! It's over! Master Haipeng can't resist it! Is it the young girl, the extremely flexible Huazhai Fairy who has the upper hand! Or we are old and strong, and the square dance master Haipeng can win! It's bad, it's bad, Fairy Hua Zhai from the Huayan Sangha is really... going to gain the upper hand this time!"
The host He Xiaoming raised his voice towards the sky, and everyone inside and outside the arena applauded desperately for the two contestants who were fighting to the death.
But it was obviously his apprentice who basically won this match overwhelmingly.
On the other side, Shicha Nantuo, who had never thrown such an adult in public in his life, threw his coach's white trumpet with a punch, and was supported by his disciples, his face turned purple like poison, and he almost vomited blood.
Shi Cha Nan Tuo: "Shut up! Hua Zhai! You scoundrel beats you up and down, and you still say things in the arena that don't want to be a monk!"
Fairy Hua Zhai: "Master!! Even if he has become a monk!! He can still have his own love now! My disciple won this match today for King Ming!!"
Shicha Nantuo: "Nonsense!! Nympho! Nympho! Damn Longquan evildoer!! Who the hell gave my disciples this kind of ecstasy!! The poor monk will definitely not let you Longquanshan go! !"
Facing Shicha Nantuo who was obviously closer to death than before, he could only collapse on the plastic stool and twitched, with a pale face supported by two young disciples, Brother Fa Seng finally respected the person next to him coldly Mouth.
Fang Dinghai: "What did you do when you ran out alone last night, Gu Donglai."
But King Gu Ming touched his nose, then shrugged at him.
"Actually, I didn't do anything, but I guess the other person is not bad, he seems a little cute, so I asked him, do you want to have dinner and watch a movie together on a date next time?"
Fang Dinghai: "..."
This familiar and deadly operation, if it is not Senior Brother Fa Seng himself or a certain ex-victim a long time ago, His Royal Highness King Ming's ability to use this trick is so rare that he may not be able to see through it today.
Add oil to the fire.
Literally... Added fuel to the fire.As expected of Gu, who is the number one arsonist of all living beings in the Three Realms, after saying this, even the brothers who were watching the game on the side of Longquan Mountain were ignited by the iceberg flames blazing from Brother Faseng.
15 minute later.
As the surrounding standing posts were blown away by the increasingly fierce pink makeup smoke in the infield, the middle-aged aunt version of Senior Brother Haipeng rolled his eyes and flew out of the arena with lipstick and nail marks on his face. He fell heavily to the ground and finally returned to his original form——
three!
two!
One!
After the referee whistled three times outside the court to decide the outcome, one player failed to get up.
So, the results of the first round of today's game are out!
"Okay! The results of the first round of today's competition have been revealed! Huayan Eighteenth Sangha! Fairy Huazhai... wins!"
……
12:30
The 4Xth Three Thousand Buddha Dharma World Order Longquan Mountain Sangha Magic Research Conference
Game time: the second game of the day
The lottery result: Ganoderma lucidum tutuo→Fang Haine.
The three-hour half-time break has elapsed.At this moment, in the middle of the arena, players from both sides have entered the arena again.
After the host introduced the situation of the two rounds of competition.
Standing on the left at this moment is the third of the three elders of Longquan Mountain, the Buddhist passer of contemporary otaku civilization, and the middle school monk Fang Haine who aspires to become an arcade bully.
He wears earphones around his neck, and his face is covered with high-prescription black-rimmed glasses. He has a face that has not seen the light all the year round, and there are two fresh pimples on his forehead from staying up late playing games. Hatsune Miku, full of cooking power to support T.
And standing on the right side of the arena was the Lingzhi Toutuo, a disciple of the Huayan Sangha who was full of hostility towards Longquan Mountain at the beginning and until now.
In front of him, this thin-toutuo, who looked gloomy and ugly and looked like a good person, lowered his eyes coldly, and the fish mouth full of cracked teeth was pale white and protruded to both sides.
The ears are cloud-shaped like Ganoderma lucidum.He has a Maitreya Buddha-like earlobe on each ear, and he wears a Bluetooth headset beside him, unlike a monk who is like a computer expert.But when his eyeballs move, his four ears move accordingly. These ganoderma-like ears are as magical as they can listen to the minds of others.
When these two sides meet, anyone with long eyes can tell that this match is definitely not easy to deal with.
Because this Ganoderma lucidum Toutuo's heart is extremely evil, and he is not a kind person at all, Bao Buqi will use some evil kung fu like his master.
But I thought the process of the last game was dramatic enough.
At noon, when the lottery results of the two sides appeared, a scene that made everyone collectively surprised once again appeared.
Because just before the start of the competition, Ganoderma lucidum Toutuo, who has always been like a villain, suddenly made a very abnormal move when he stood on this sacred and solemn Buddhist arena.
He actually met Fang Hai on the opposite side under the eyes of everyone.
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