Numerologist

"Handsome guy at table 13, your matcha milk green is here~"

The white-feathered cockatoo is carrying a milk tea basket that is almost as tall as itself, and busily shuttles between the dining room and the operating table.

As for you asking, why are you working so hard all of a sudden?

Of course it's to make a little money!

A barbecue last night ate up half of their wealth!I have to hurry up and earn it back.Or are they waiting to drink the northwest wind?

Flying back to the operating table with an empty glass, Xiao Wu glanced at the clock on the wall showing [-]:[-] pm, and suggested to Mo Zifei: "Feifei, why don't we postpone the closing time for a while? The recent milk teas are selling well. not bad."

What is unexpected and reasonable is that the sales of several milk teas that are good-looking but super unpalatable are much higher than those of delicious, cheap but ugly milk teas.

Many beautiful young ladies and younger brothers do not come to drink milk tea, but come to take pictures and check in, and show off in the circle of friends by the way.Xiao Wu, who is an important photo prop, can't escape various posing poses and being slapped up and down.

These are all within the range of Xiao Wu's tolerance. In order to earn a small amount of money to support the family, sacrificing some beauty and being cute is no big deal.

However, it is too much to take pictures when encountering a group of Internet celebrities!

More than a dozen people order a cup of milk tea, and want to pat the birds?

Oh, go dream!

"Extend the business hours?" Mo Zifei slammed his hand while pouring the milk tea, his face was full of reluctance, "Close early so that we can spend more time researching new flavors of milk tea, isn't it good?"

not good!

Hearing the new taste of milk tea, the parrot shook its feathers.

She vouches with the bird grid that the new flavors tested are far worse than the ones sold!

"Also, it's okay to earn less money, I don't have to eat." Mo Zifei said that he had already fasted and skipped meals.

Xiao Wu shut up pitifully, yes, the biggest expenses in the family have always been her meal money and game recharge.

"However, Xiao Yuyu eats more than me." Xiao Wu said with his wings on his hips, and he was also strong when he was unreasonable.

After cutting the lemon in half, Mo Zifei scooped out the pulp, and answered without raising his head, "But he is looking for a job, don't worry."

"How can you not be worried?" Xiao Wupao grabbed the small silver spoon and tapped on the glass wall, "Do you know how difficult it is to find a job now? Xiao Yuyu has no education and has a non-mainstream blue hair. Three doesn’t have any skills, which company would want him?”

"You know, now that college students are walking everywhere, and there are a lot of graduate students, are there still few graduates who are crying online and shouting that they can't find a job? We must have a sense of crisis, and do well. Being able to file at home will create a warm and secure safe haven for Xiaoyuyu."

Handmade a broken bone umbrella with lemon peel and toothpicks, put it on the shaved ice, put the glass into the basket, and Mo Zifei pushed the worrying parrot helplessly, "The one at table 18, I can really Can you two starve to death? Besides, Wubo is not as weak as you imagined."

"I don't have the ability to look down on Xiao Yuyu." Xiao Wu muttered, squinting at him, "So, why are you so resistant to increasing business hours?"

To be honest, it is not normal for a milk tea shop to only open for three hours a day.Don't compare it with other people's homes from nine in the morning to nine in the evening. Anyway, there must be a standard eight-hour working time, right?

"If it's not for living, who would want to go to work?" Mo Zifei said lightly, "Shouldn't you reflect on your father's hard work to support you?"

With a pause on its wings, the flying parrot fell half a meter and flew up with a milk tea basket.

Dad, you ghost!

Don't you know that she annoys father and daughter the most!

and many more……

Wow!He must have seen something...

Hold on tight, don't panic!

He is a straight man who has been single for thousands of years and has no feelings for him, so he will definitely not be able to guess!

"Miss at table 18, your summer style fruit tea ice has arrived~" Xiao Wu calmly yelled sweet words, tilted his head at the young lady, and added a critical attack of blinking.

"It's so cute——" the young lady screamed and took out her mobile phone and mini pink skirt, and stretched out her claws towards the parrot, "Little cutie, let's take a photo together~"

I am a parrot who only shows integrity but does not sell himself.

It is impossible to change clothes, not even in this life!

"I coo coo coo..." Seeing the tip that the young lady took out again, the parrot silently swallowed back the swear words that came to his mouth, and bowed his head humiliatingly to the power of money.

I, am a parrot who only wants to raise a family.

A gold coin, what is a change of clothes?Rich woman, I can!

Does your family still lack pets, the kind that can work and talk?

Seeing this scene, Mo Zifei held his forehead silently and muttered in puzzlement, "I didn't deduct her rations either, so why did she become so crooked?"

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At four o'clock in the afternoon, the "Sweetness Seven" milk tea shop closed on time.

"Feifei, save me~" Xiao Wu sat on the table, with both paws and wings in battle, fighting against the streamer of the fairy skirt on her body.I don't know how the pink streamer was wrapped, and it wrapped her paws in, which looked like a ball of yarn from a distance.

It's her fault that she couldn't hold back for a moment, but she was greedy after all.

Once the pink skirt is worn, the lost morals can no longer stop the princess tutu skirt, fairy ribbon skirt...

One set after another, she was touched and touched.

"Hey, I'm dirty..." After untying the ribbon and taking off her skirt, Xiao Wu threw herself into Mo Zifei's arms, crying bitterly.

"You're so cute in a small skirt, don't cry." Mo Zifei comforted her, and patted her head.

The parrot raised its head and acted coquettishly: "I don't cry unless I kiss you."

"Dong dong dong" knocked on the door, Wu stood awkwardly outside the door for a while, hesitated for a while and knocked on the door.

If he didn't know that there was a parrot and a person living inside, he would really have thought that there was some kind of X-rated story going on inside the door.

"Xiao Yuyu, you're getting fat!" Xiao Wu jumped up and opened the door to welcome Wu as if nothing had happened.

"Hmm." Seeing the operating table and dining room that hadn't been cleaned up, Wu undid the cuff buttons and rolled up his sleeves and asked, "Can you help me?"

"No, no, just sit down." Xiao Wu hastily stopped him.

Things that can be done with a small spell, how can I need Xiao Yuyu's help?

Besides, Xiao Yuyu rented this suit for 200 yuan today.If it gets dirty, you have to pay three times the original price, which is very expensive, seven or eight thousand!

Xiao Wu was afraid of touching the other party's sad things, but wanted to know the result of the interview very much, so he quickly comforted him after asking casually: "Xiao Yuyu, how do you feel when you go out today? Let me tell you, finding a job is the responsibility of the applicant and the company." Two-way mutual selection, so it is normal not to be selected, because their company has no vision. You have to believe that you are great..."

"I succeeded in the interview." Wu blinked, with an innocent expression, "I can report for employment tomorrow."

"Huh?" With a look of disbelief, Xiao Wu hurriedly asked, "What kind of company can you go to work so soon? Could it be that you met a liar?"

"It's a health management company. I've checked the company's qualifications, and it's fine." Wu explained with a smile, "In fact, according to the normal process, I didn't get hired so quickly. I talked to HR and said that I love work very much and hope to get hired as soon as possible. So it was brought forward."

Yes, he loves his job very much because he is in desperate, desperate need of money.

The mermaid king who could eat a killer whale in a day, after learning about the prices in this world, has clearly realized the fact that he is a big eater who burns money.

"Wow, Xiao Yuyu is amazing!" Xiao Wu applauded excitedly, "Tell us about your salary, please?"

Because of the special status of a fortune teller, Xiao Wu basically has no friends with Mo Zifei.Therefore, as soon as this new friend came, Xiao Wu had great enthusiasm for him.

The past two days have been playing tricks and being noisy, much more lively than before.

"Eighteen thousand before tax, five social insurances and one housing fund upon entry into the job."

"Papa papa" applauded, Xiao Wu kept smiling, "You are awesome."

Why are lemons always around me?

Sour sour.

Ashamed to say, our monthly turnover is not 1 yuan.

The mermaid's keen perception told him that the parrot's tone was weird, maybe it was not satisfied with his low salary, and it was too embarrassing to say so.

Sighing without shame: "Oh, it's just enough for my meal. I'm so useless."

The parrot dead fish looked at him:

I suspect that you are pissing me off and have evidence.

"Grapefruit Kuding tea milk cap, try it?" Mo Zifei not only packed it, but also researched a new flavor of milk tea.

Squeeze red grapefruit juice, mix with boiled Kudingcha, stir well, and add cream cheese milk cover.The solidified color of my aunt, coupled with the light yellow lump on the top, looks very...

"Ouch——" Xiao Wu complained shamelessly, "What kind of weird color scheme do you have—toilet milk cover?"

Wu Wu, who didn't know much about the menstrual cycle of human women, thought too much, took the milk tea, and observed it carefully.

He was a little hesitant. It seemed that this thing didn't taste very good.

Facing Mo Zi's non-anticipating eyes, Wu summoned up the courage to take a big sip.

Immediately turned around and covered his mouth, "Ouch—"

What a weird smell!Sour, bitter, salty and sweet all mixed together!

The milk cap is sweet and greasy, but also salty, while the fruit tea below is very, very bitter, with a hint of sourness in the bitterness.What an indescribable taste.

"Hee hee hee..." Xiao Wu gloated, "You are still too naive to dare to drink Feifei's experimental milk tea, hahahahaha——"

After rinsing his mouth twice and downing a glass of lemonade, Wu finally felt alive again.

"Are your human chefs so terrible?" He spread out on the sofa, condemning Mo Zifei's behavior, "Also, don't the chefs even taste this kind of experimental product after it comes out?"

With such a weird taste, it should have been strangled to death on the operating table at that time, why did it leak out to harm them?Shouldn't the test product be the one that the chef thinks the taste is good enough, and then take it out for other people to try?

Mozi drank the cup of milk tea non-stop, and without being stunned, turned the cup over to indicate that he had finished drinking it all, and then replied with a calm smile, "I tasted it, and it tastes pretty good."

Red heart grapefruit and Kudingcha are very healthy, and the cream cheese milk cap is delicious, so the grapefruit Kudingcha milk cap is healthy and delicious, there is nothing wrong with it.

The author has something to say: Mo Zifei is wronged: why can't you praise me?I am obviously very hard at making milk tea! ???