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Holding a cup of milk tea in his hand, he sat on the sofa without any formality, staring at the TV series with a deep expression.

News was being broadcast on the big screen, reporting on the tsunami caused by the comet impact and the launch of follow-up rescue operations.When the disaster-stricken compatriots near the Bering Sea flashed across the screen, he saw two familiar people and one bird.

Bite the straw, frowning slightly.

Unexpectedly, when I first arrived here, I enjoyed a special plane pick-up from the Chinese embassy abroad.It was also on the news that it was said that it was broadcast on all TV stations at [-]:[-] p.m.

But the person concerned said that he didn't feel happy at all, and was a little sad.

"You've been watching the news all day, so you don't need to watch this." Xiao Wu turned off the TV and took out his mobile phone, "Let's play games together."

"Okay. What game?" Wu took out his new phone and handed it to Xiao Wu.The day before yesterday, Mo Zifei helped him purchase new necessities for modern people such as ID cards, bank cards, and mobile phones.

"We duo "Clash of the Gods", you play the archer Elf King, you can just choose any support to follow me, and I can carry the whole game." Xiao Wu said confidently while downloading the game.

The internet speed was very good, and as the background music sounded, they entered the game interface.Xiao Wu gave Wu a brief explanation of the functions of each button, took him through the novice tasks, and started duo together.

"Fight the duck! Fight for your faith!" Xiao Wu shouted excitedly.

Mo Zifei, who had just turned down the stairs, cast a speechless glance at Xiao Wu who was desperately pressing his paw on his phone, and he really answered that sentence: Across the Internet, who knows whether the person playing games with you is a human or a dog?

"You go to the bushes to get a view, I'll go! The opposite side really squatted us! Fuck him!"

"Ahhh, no, hurry up, hurry up—fuck, I'm dead."

"It's okay, when I'm resurrected, I'll sell my armor and buy a knife, let's go kill them. Humph!"

"Wow, why are they all surrounding me, the residual blood—"

After kneeling twice in a row, Wu looked at Xiao Wu with somewhat complicated eyes.

Carry the audience?That's it?

Xiao Wu brazenly shirked responsibility, "Oh, it's all because the screen touch of the spicy chicken phone is not sensitive enough, it would be great if I could hit it with my hands."

After speaking, he looked pitifully at Mo Zifei who was sitting on the small sofa reading a book on the other side.

Mo Zifei glanced at her lightly, "Have you finished your homework today, what game are you playing?"

"I'm here to help new friends get familiar with the environment. How can you call it fun when you help others?" Xiao Wu quibbles, it's okay to practice, and he has to recite a lot of ancient books for homework, and his tail is bald.

Putting the mobile phone on the coffee table, Xiao Wu jumped onto Wu's lap and waved his wings, "I'll take you shopping, there is a scenic spot nearby, it's very lively."

Wu picked up the parrot, put her back on the coffee table, and declined politely: "Today I heard a saying 'read thousands of books, travel thousands of miles', I think I should read more books to understand the world."

He didn't want to go out these two days. It would be quite embarrassing if he was recognized.

"You already know how to read?" Xiao Wu was a little surprised. In less than three days, has he already learned to read and write Chinese?This is too genius!

Wu nodded, and replied modestly: "I have memorized some of the commonly used ones. Reading is not a problem."

"There are modern history books and some newspapers on the second shelf in the first row. You can read these first, and it will be of greater help to you." Mo Zifei pointed out, while he himself was reading an obscure book. through.

"Thank you." Wu got up to get the newspaper.

Xiao Wu, who was sitting on the coffee table, looked left and looked like a person reading a book, and looking right, he was still a person reading a book. He sighed hopelessly, bowed his head, and resigned himself to his fate, "I'm going to recite my homework. ..."

There are ten lines at a glance, and a newspaper can be read in an average of 2 minutes.

"The one who counts the past is smooth, if it follows the sky, it is left-handed..." Xiao Wu shook his head and recited, "The hexagram is formed in eight, heavier than 64, and the line is formed in six..."

This is the homework she is going to recite today, which is taken from the "Huangji Jingshi" chapter on congenital phenomena. "Huangji Jingshi" is one of the classic ancient books of Taoism. It uses Yi theory and Yijiao to deduce the origin, evolution and changes of the world.Several divination spells are derived from this article.

To learn magic, one must not only know what it is, but also why it is.There are thousands of Taoisms, and the source is one. Only by tracing back to the source can we respond to all changes with the same.

It's just that it's easier said than done.Now Xiao Wu can't understand the meaning of Taoism at all.Mozi either asked her to recite these ancient books, or he believed in the learning theory of "reading a hundred times, you will see the meaning yourself".Remember these, and when fate comes, you will understand its meaning.

"I've finished memorizing it! I'm really a little genius!" Xiao Wu happily flew downstairs, but when he saw newspapers and books piled up half a person's height on the coffee table, he suddenly became dumb, "This, is it so fast..."

Wu blinked his blue eyes, smiled and said, "Human beings are really interesting too."

"Yes, yes, haha." Xiao Wu leaned over to take a look, and found that what Wu was reading was the history of the black slave trade, and a black line appeared on his forehead.

Whoa!What's so interesting about this?Obviously a tragic and profound history!

As if hearing Xiao Wu's complaints, Wu Side turned his head and said: "Isn't it an interesting idea that human beings treat each other differently just because of their different skin colors?"

The Mermaid and the Winged have really split into two different species, so it's not normal for them to oppose each other.Anyway, they won't hurt other mermaids just because they have red tails, gold tails, green tails, and so on.

It can be seen that human beings are much more cruel than them.

"Anyway, I'm just a little parrot." Xiao Wu heard his sarcasm, and immediately put aside his relationship with humans, and took the time to glance at Mo Zifei quietly.

Although Feifei has broken away from vulgar tastes and achieved immortality, but according to his race, he should still belong to human beings.

"All living beings are ignorant, read wisely, and respect good knowledge." Mo Zifei closed the book in his hand, stood up and said to Wudao, "What you read in the book will eventually make you feel shallow. I will take you out for a walk and have a look."

Looking at the sky outside the window, it was already around ten o'clock in the evening.Most of the stores outside were closed, and it was a little quieter than before, "Okay."

"Double standard dog, I want to be friends with you for ten seconds!" Xiao Wu got angry, flew past Wu, and landed on Mo Zifei's shoulder.

When she suggested going out for a stroll before, he didn't agree, but now Mo Zifei agreed to go for a walk. It's a big double-standard scene, and she wants to complain!angry!

There were only pedestrians in twos and threes on the street, and the dim street lights on both sides stood quietly.

Most of the lights in the row of high-rise buildings were turned off, leaving five or six scattered windows with lights on.

"When you go out for a stroll at this spot, only barbecues, bars, and KTVs are open. Do you want to sing together?" Xiao Wu suggested friendly.

Shaking his head, Wu is a mermaid, born with a good voice, but he doesn't like singing.

"Is the barbecue delicious?" Wu was curious about the food here. He used to live in the deep sea and ate all kinds of sashimi the most.After thinking about it, I added another sentence, "Is it expensive?"

According to his observations in the past two days, the host family he is currently in does not seem to be rich, and it can even be said to be a little poor.He didn't want to make this poor family worse because of his appetite.Of course, he didn't want to buy a new mobile phone like the day before yesterday when he almost took out a deep sea pearl to pay the bill.

Xiao Wu was full of black lines, "We're really not so poor that we can't afford a barbecue meal."

When you don’t have enough money to buy a mobile phone, it’s because you just picked the latest version of the most expensive fruit machine!Tens of thousands of dollars each, dear!

Is this affordable for ordinary people, huh?

We are just ordinary businessmen who run a small business, and occasionally have such a loss of debt.The card balance is only four digits.

"That barbecue tastes good." Mo Zifei was referring to a late-night food stall.

The boss cooks barbecues in the open-air yard, and the lady boss goes back and forth to serve and collect dishes.There are five or six tables of guests in the store, and two tables outside in the open air.

"Boss, three servings of grilled squid, five catties of spicy crayfish, one serving of grilled eggplant with minced meat..." Xiao Wu opened his mouth and announced the menu.

The proprietress laughed and joked while recording: "The little boss is also making parrot's order today, no spicy, no salt?"

"Yeah." Mo Zifei nodded, then asked Wu, "Do you eat spicy food?"

Wu was not sure if he could eat spicy food, "You can try it."

"Miss Boss, please reduce the spiciness today, it's troublesome." Mo Zi retorted.

The proprietress closed the notebook and poured them three cups of boiled water, "Okay. You guys sit down first, wait a while, we'll bake it as soon as possible."

Xiao Wu lowered his head, dipped his paws in water, washed the bird's beak and paws, and stood on the plate waiting for food.When she was in a parrot state, her tongue was different from that of a human, and she was less able to accept heavy salt and spicy food.

After about a quarter of an hour, the barbecue they ordered was served one after another.

It was the first time to eat barbecue, Wu was so hot that he gasped, took a sip of iced Coke, and couldn't help biting off another large piece of meat.

It tastes weird, but I really want to keep eating it.

Xiao Wu is self-reliant, holding the stick with his claws, grabbing the piece of meat with his bird's beak, sliding the piece of meat along the stick to the bottom, and then swallowing the piece of meat with his head raised.

She often feels that she is so capable because she has a free-ranging owner.She used to be very envious of other owners who fed the cats and carefully peeled and picked the thorns. Later, she didn't envy her because she was different. She was determined to make a cat... Ah, no, she was determined to support the family and the owner Parrot!

She is a great parrot with dreams and abilities.

"Well, the mutton skewers are really delicious~" Xiao Wu smacked his mouth, "Miss Boss, ten more skewers of roast mutton!"

After one o'clock in the morning, the two of them finally ate to their heart's content.

However, the stomach is bulging, but the wallet is flat.

"It's just a supper, and we actually ate 2000 yuan, oh, I can't believe it!" Xiao Wu jumped at the bill.

Wu, who ate the most, blinked innocently, and suggested in a low voice: "I'm going to look for a job tomorrow."

Sure enough, his host family was really... poor, very poor!

The author has something to say: Mr. Mermaid is a big eater, he will eat up Feifei and the others soon, smirk~

That's right, the game setting of "Battle of the Gods" is the game setting in the stupid and cute follow-up document [I give the head with my strength [e-sports]], if you are interested, you can pre-order it, it is atypical of modern pure love E-sports text.