Shura love

"Do you think Han Xing can bring Lisa here?"

After the previous quarrel, their discomfort and nausea seemed to have subsided a lot. The waiting was boring, and everyone simply chatted. Yas put his hands behind his back, his mouth was full of weeds, and his tone was full of trying to hide it. Ao Yang, who was sitting on his right, turned his head to look at him, took out a coin out of nowhere and flicked it.

"I bet a piece, it's definitely possible!"

"Deal! Is there anyone else betting?"

Catching the oncoming coin, Yas raised the corners of his lips, and did not forget to greet the others. We are all young people, and it is their nature to love to play and make trouble. How could we miss this opportunity to have fun while suffering? ?

"One piece, just like Ao Yang, I owe it first."

"I owe it too, just like them!"

"I also…"

In the final result, they all bet on Xiao Hanxing to win, and...all owed money, Yas, who was in the bank, had black lines all over his forehead, and Nima was still betting, all of them were fucking bandits.

"Hey~"

Suddenly, the sound of the air being torn was heard clearly, and Yas, who was in a daze, quickly raised his hand, and saw a dark card sandwiched between his fingers, before Yas could understand what was going on now , Di Mojun's unique magnetic voice sounded slowly.

"That's an infinite black card. I would bet that they would come within 10 minutes."

"what?"

Yas was dumbfounded, infinite black card?Damn, this is the first time he has seen it, so it looks like this, but this is not a bet, it's okay if you win, if you lose, you won't be able to pay for it if you sell him, the most important thing is, who the hell doesn't know Lisa's obsession with Xiao Hanxing?It is estimated that Xiao Hanxing hooked his fingers, and Lisa followed him obediently. Since he knew that the chance of losing was very high, he would bet with him only if he was a stick.

"I'll give it back to you, I won't play anymore."

"coming…"

The voice of Yas' refusal and the exclamation of everyone sounded almost at the same time. The hand that was about to throw the card back froze in mid-air. Nima, do you want to be so timely?The rest of his life was ruined... "Damn, pull her down!"

A few minutes later, the two finally landed. Before Lisa got off his body, Xiao Hanxing couldn't help shouting, damn it, he swore that he would never do this kind of wedding again, NND... dammit Along the way, he either strangled him tightly or kept crying and vomiting, and he was almost annoyed to death by her!

"Uh... Lisa, are you okay? Come on!"

Seeing this, Yan Jue quickly pulled her over and hugged her. Looking at Xiao Hanxing who was limp on the ground, she suddenly didn't know what to say. If he didn't know how to care for women, how could he really accept her? Come here, I want to say a few words of praise for him, and the mn who has always been a woman is crying in her arms, grievances, alas...these two are the legendary injustices!

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, woo woo..."

Lying in Yan Jue's arms, Lisa still couldn't forget her male god, but the more she paid attention to him, the more pained Xiao Hanxing became, and she wished she could just find a hole to get in. Damn, this is not just torture. There is a problem, it has caused him a psychological shadow, is there any?

"Ahem...Han Xing, you are a man, be more lenient. By the way, we seem to have won, right?"

Coughing twice to help Xiao Hanxing up, Yan Moshang changed the subject calmly, just by looking at the postures of the two when they came back, he knew what happened halfway, he really didn't know how to comfort Hanxing, "Yes, We all won, hehe..."

No one is stupid, after hearing the words, everyone turned their attention to someone, but...well, Yas is holding Di Mojun's black card in his hand, and it has already turned into a statue..."Haha... I knew it would be like this!"

"Ha ha…"

Lin Ruiyu laughed so hard that his belly was sticking out. With his leadership, the others couldn't help laughing and fell to the ground. Damn it, it's so funny. The majestic boss of the East District of Nanmen Prison was actually raped by Shura the second day after he came out. The admiral is playing badly, haha... If this is sent back to Nanmen Prison, it is estimated that every ten people will laugh at it, right?Especially those of his former defeated generals, you are so awesome, you should be so dumb!

"Did you do it on purpose?"

Yan Moshang stood beside Di Mojun and asked with a smile, his eyes were full of understanding. With his cultivation, he should have heard or seen the two of them coming back long ago, so the time is so stuck. Really? It's black-bellied enough, and now Yasi just doesn't want to be a cow or a horse for him.

"I can't play with you, I will have to play with others."

To give him a provocative look full of lust, Di Mojun didn't admit it directly, but he almost admitted it. Yan Moshang's forehead went dark, and he could only look at the petrified Yas with infinite sympathy. When General Shura is bored, what about gambling?

The morning training ended with everyone laughing, but they all missed the deadline and had to accept punishment. It was nothing more than a few hundred push-ups or sit-ups. It was nothing to them. One plate, but... when they returned to the camp, they realized that the punishment this time was so simple, so... cheating!

Except for Yan Jue who was preparing lunch and Aoyang Leizhen who was preparing ingredients, everyone else was standing, no, it should be squatting in a row, the simplest basic exercise, squatting horse stance, but this horse stance is a bit difficult to squat. Each person has a ten-kilo-weight stone hanging from his hands, and a large bowl full of water on his head. The time is not fixed. Whenever Yan Jue asks everyone to eat, it will end at that time. The premise is that the head The bowl on the top can’t fall, and the water can’t be spilled out. The arm hanging the stone must be kept horizontal. If anyone violates the rules, I’m sorry, please go early at night, the time will be doubled, and you will not be allowed to sleep until the end.

The seemingly simple punishment is actually very cheating. This kind of motionless exercise consumes far more energy than push-ups, and brings more and heavier muscle soreness. After a long time, no matter how good people are, they will start to tremble The most f*cking frustrating thing is that it has been a long time since Ao Yang and Lei Zhen found the ingredients, but Yan Jue has no intention of taking any action, and has been sitting stupidly in front of the temporary stove in a daze endlessly. His mother can't wait to rush up and shake her awake, Miss, hurry up, okay?They had been standing for almost an entire hour, and they could hardly hold on anymore.

"Don't move, be careful not to spill the water on your head."

Di Mojun Lin Ruiyu, who was sitting on both sides of the supervisor, reminded them from time to time, which directly made them even more depressed, wanting to move but not daring to move, it was simply torture, mental and physical double abuse!

"Well, tell the officer, Yan Jue doesn't seem to know how to cook, please let me help her."

The body's ability to bear it was almost at its limit, Yan Moshang gritted his teeth and asked for instructions loudly, it could be said that he used a roar, if he put the shame on, they would probably be wiped out, and no one would want to sleep tonight.

"No, she is also being punished."

Walking in front of him, Di Mojun sternly rejected his request. He would not be able to learn. Filling his stomach is the most important thing to survive in the wild. Not only Yan Jue, but in the next two months, he will let them All learn how to cook and stir-fry!

"But…"

Hearing this, Yan Moshang's crimson eyes quickly flashed frustration, and then he suddenly raised his head and said: "But sir, if you let her continue to consume, don't you also have to go hungry? For the sake of the sir's stomach, please sir extrajudicial mercy."

"Oh? That's right, but Captain Yan, you can't do it. As the deputy commander-in-chief of the Di Family Army, how can I abuse my power for my own stomach? This general advises you to teach me instead of arguing here in vain. What should Yan Jue do?"

Smiling suddenly, Di Mojun approached him and said in a dark voice that only two people could hear, where no one saw, the evil spirit of Chi Guoguo shone in his phoenix eyes, and his little pet seemed to be more and more capable. Human nature is getting cuter and cuter.

"I'm fucking you!"

After gritting his teeth, Yan Moshang was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, raised his head and shouted at Yan Jue who was not far away: "Jue, cooking is very simple, boil a pot of water, put the rice in, and put the Ao The game that Yang and the others brought was cleaned and chopped into pieces, poured into a pot and stewed, remember to add oil and salt, and stir it with a spatula from time to time, hurry up!"

Hearing what he said, although no one except Di Mojun and Lin Ruiyu knew how to cook, but... don't treat them as idiots, okay?Who cooks like that?Is he really sure that the things he made are for people to eat?Huh...God, please send us a chef, otherwise, in the next two months, we will be poisoned to death if we are not tortured to death!

"Ah? Oh!"

But Yan Jue, who was at a loss, didn't care so much. Hearing his call, he immediately ended his daze, and hurriedly followed what he said step by step. When everyone saw her holding up the machete to chop meat, a His forehead was covered with thin beads of sweat, and the corners of his mouth were caught in endless twitching frenzy, woo...Miss Yan, can you be gentle?Be careful!

"Boom boom boom... bump bump..."

In fact, it wasn't just them, even Di Mojun and Lin Ruiyu, who had their backs to them, were frightened, and cold sweat rolled down their foreheads, especially when she saw her throw half of the hare directly into the pot , The two of them smoked, regretted countless times that they didn't agree to let Yan Moshang help, and it was too late now.