Shura love

"Tsk tsk... Hades' army is missing one person. This is only the first day of training. Mo Shang, do you think that if you continue at this pace, there will still be dozens of people left in your Hades' army?"

Di Mojun, who climbed up from the cesspit one after the other, didn't have any nausea, but there was still a strange and evil smile on the corner of his mouth, his blue eyes flashed with a smile, and he looked at Yan Moshang, who was lying in the crowd and vomited, mockingly. .

"Ok?"

Hearing this, Yan Moshang raised his head. After confirming that Lisa was the only one who hadn't come, he was relieved and at the same time stubborn. He resisted the nausea in his heart and stood up to meet Shang Di Mojun's smiling eyes: "Everyone in Yan Wang's army is here!" No less!"

"Really? Why does Ben think that you can't survive the next test at all?"

The radians of the corners of his lips widened in an instant, and even though most of them had come, he still looked down on them, because they missed a very important factor, they were a group.

"Fuck your fart, even the labor and capital in the cesspit jumped, what else can't you do? Use all your fucking tricks, if you frown, I'm not a fucking man."

"Yes, damn it, Laozi has never been so disgusting since he was born, damn it, Laozi has fucked you up"

"Huo Mojun, Lin Ruiyu, you two perverts, I will fight you to the end!"

"Damn, for any training, labor and management only have this word!"

"Damn it..."

Di Mojun's words undoubtedly aroused the anger of the crowd. One by one stood up from the ground. Although they were exhausted, their brows were full of rebelliousness. In their view, walking through the cesspit was already the biggest test for them. After being forced to overcome it, what could be more disgusting?

"What they mean is what I mean, Di Mojun, we will never admit defeat!"

Looking up at his eyes, the red eyes flickered with never-before firmness, they will not lose, and they will never admit defeat "Hehe... then I will look forward to it for the time being, but, should you get everyone together first?" Say it again."

He was not angry at all because of their cursing and provocation, Huo Mojun smiled slightly, turned around and looked at the opposite side of the cesspit, and said pointedly, everyone was shocked for a moment, and the firmness in his eyes was a little shaken, Nima, he will not let them come again back and forth?People will die!

Rows of gorgeous black lines climbed up his forehead, Yan Moshang followed his line of sight, his stiff body slowly turned around, his red eyes fixed on Xiao Hanxing standing behind him, seeing this, the others They also focused their attention on him.

"Han Xing, leave it to you!"

Patting him on the shoulder with a heavy tone, Yan Moshang resisted the urge to laugh. As we all know, Lisa regards him as a male god, and it's time for him to use his beauty tricks.

"Forehead……"

Xiao Hanxing is so mad, Lisa likes him doesn't mean he has to repay her, right?Most importantly, why is he so unlucky?

"Xiao Hanhan, come on, who made you so handsome!"

Yasi took a step forward gloating, as the saying goes, if you don't give him a push at this time, are they still comrades-in-arms?

"Dude, there's nothing to say, let's do it!"

Ao Yang followed closely behind, pinching his shoulder with infinite sympathy, alas... what a pity for a young man with a promising future!

"Brother, you are my real brother, go on, my brother supports you spiritually."

Hugging him by the shoulders, Lei Zhen's exaggerated encouragement contained naked gloating, but fortunately Lisa wasn't looking for him.

"Well... let's not say more, come on!"

Seeing his face getting more and more ugly, Al and Fei Lun both patted him heavily on the shoulder, saying everything without saying anything. As comrades-in-arms, the only thing they can do is to support him spiritually.

"Brother Xing, from this moment on, I will call you brother, thank you for making such a sacrifice, may God bless you, Amen!"

Yan Jue was the most funny, he really gave him a ninety-degree bow, Xiao Hanxing's face gradually moved towards the bottom of the pot.

"Stop making trouble, Jue, Han Xing is already sad enough, don't add fuel to the flames!"

Yan Chenxiu pulled her back like an older brother, then turned to look at Xiao Hanxing and said solemnly, "Brother, every Ching Ming Festival, I will go to your grave to offer incense."

"puff……"

"Ha ha……"

Everyone erupted in an instant, laughing to and fro, Nima couldn't see that Yan Chenxiu, who was usually rigorous and indifferent, was so dark-bellied, so fucking fucked up, is there any best portrayal of being so angry that people don't pay for their lives?Even Huo Mojun and Lin Ruiyu, who kept their coaches serious all the time, couldn't help laughing. This group of people are very good at making trouble.

On the other hand, the person concerned, can only say that he is still standing still. He is very awesome. His tall body exudes the air-conditioning that freezes people to death, and his wheat-colored handsome face has completely turned black. There is no need to doubt it. Everyone present has died thousands of times, what the hell, is this what they call teammate love?

"Ahem... Let me remind you that almost two hours have passed, and you have to prepare your own lunch at noon. The afternoon training is scheduled to start at one o'clock. If you don't speed up, you probably won't have time to take a bath. You can only Eat with the smell all over your body, and then participate in the afternoon training!"

After a long while, Di Mojun cleared his throat and lowered his head to look at the timer in his hand pretending to be serious. Even an idiot could tell that he was just taking pleasure in other people's misfortune, wishing they would just smell like this.

"Fuck!"

"Puff~"

Xiao Hanxing, who had never said a word, let out a low curse, and plunged into the septic tank without saying hello. While everyone was dumbfounded, they couldn't help giving him a thumbs up from the bottom of their hearts, man, pure man Is there any?

On the opposite side of the cesspit, Lisa, who was still unable to overcome the psychological difficulties after seeing her comrades disappearing one by one, knelt down and put her hands on her knees, crying silently. Although everyone has only known each other for only a day, she really likes them, but... she is afraid, woo...

"Hello~"

Suddenly, the male god's voice fell from the sky, Lisa thought she was so sad that she had auditory hallucinations, after all, her favorite is her male god, but...

"Hey, come down, let's go together."

God knows how determined he was to swim over. He originally planned to pull her up and jump off, or simply knock her unconscious and take her there, but the moment she buried her head in his knees and wept silently came into view. Feeling the pain and struggle in her heart, Xiao Hanxing was finally moved. For a young lady like her, this level of obstacles is indeed not so easy to overcome, but she did not leave and choose to give up. Make people want to cherish.

"I... Han Xing, is it really you?!

Raising her head abruptly, Lisa stared at him in disbelief with her teary eyes, did he come to pick her up on purpose?Moreover, he was talking to her, oh my god, she had worked hard for so long but didn't get a look from him. She thought that she would never have a chance to talk to him in this life, but unexpectedly...

"Come on, come down, I will pull you over together."

Feeling the ecstasy in her heart nakedly, Xiao Hanxing stretched out his hand towards her, his voice was unprecedentedly gentle, how should I put it, it seems that the feeling of being loved is not bad!

"Okay, I...but..."

His current appearance is undoubtedly the temptation of Chiguoguo to Lisa, but when she raised her foot and was about to step into the cesspit, a strong sense of nausea hit again, and a thin layer was quickly cast over the eye sockets that were still full of tears. Thin water vapor, Lisa pouted and twisted her fingers aggrievedly, she can't, really can't!

"Well, if you are willing to jump down, I, I will try to like you!"

Gritting his teeth, Xiao Hanxing can be said to be willing to go all out, Nima even threw out this unequal treaty on his own initiative.

"Really?"

Lisa's eyes sparkled brightly, and all kinds of surprises filled her heart. If jumping into the cesspit can be exchanged for the love of the male god, it seems that it is not so difficult to accept.

"Uh...really!"

Feeling the rapid change in her heart, Xiao Hanxing's forehead went dark, the power of love is so damn great, even he was convinced by it.

"Add a kiss, and you will take me with you no matter where you go, say good morning to me every morning, then kiss me in the morning, hug me to sleep at night, pet me, love me, love me, I... ..."

Well, a certain girl is deceitful. It seems that she said that she will try to like her, but she didn't say that she will definitely fall in love with her, right?Xiao Hanxing's black line, couldn't help cutting her off angrily: "You might as well let me marry you directly."

"Yeah, why didn't I think of it, how about this, you come home with me after training, and we will have a wedding right away."

Hearing this, Lisa not only failed to understand Chi Guoguo's sarcasm in his tone, but instead swept away her fear of the cesspit, and happily planned their bright future. Xiao Hanxing was completely speechless to her, and his patience was exhausted: "Do you fucking dance or not?"

"Ok?"

Lisa was startled, and then hurriedly said: "Jump, jump immediately, you can't go back on your word!"

As she said that, as if to prove her determination, Lisa closed her eyes and took a few deep breaths, then broke through the psychological barrier and finally jumped into the cesspit.

"Wow...that stinks, Han Xing, where are you?"

There should be no thumping sound, but the young lady's screams can be heard endlessly, as if the magic sound pierced through the brain, looking at a certain woman who was thumping in the cesspit with her eyes closed, Xiao Hanxing rolled her eyes weakly, swam over and grabbed her wrist Just swim back.

"Woooo...Han Xing, it smells so bad, I feel like throwing up..."

As if seeing a savior, Lisa used both hands and feet, clinging to him as tightly as a koala, almost causing the two of them to drown in the cesspit directly.

"Grass, can you fucking stop moving?"

"But people want to...vomit..."

"Er... Damn..."

"Woooo...I didn't mean to...vomit...vomit..."

"..."

Accompanied by crying and grievances, Xiao Hanxing sadly carried her on his back, moving to the opposite side with difficulty little by little, Nima, he would rather stay in this extremely smelly cesspit forever than carry her on his back, it's too fucking torture people.