What should I do if my teammate is biting again? [E-sports]

The milk tea shop that Hua Banshu likes has always had a booming business. Every time Hua Banshu went to buy it, there was a long queue at the door. Jiang Zhu took Hua Banshu to buy milk tea together. There are many people in line again.

Jiang Zhu found a public chair by the side of the road for Hua Banshu to sit on while he himself put on his hat and mask, and went to line up to buy milk tea in full armor.

Hua Banshu sat on the bench and waited for Jiang Zhu. He was a little bored, so he took out his mobile phone and swiped Weibo. After swiping, he saw a new hot search that was rising. The hot search entry was called #江花的爱情broken#.

The flowers are half sparse:? ? ?

Hua Banshu was dissatisfied and opened the hot search, wanting to see who was spreading rumors that he and Jiang Zhu had a bad relationship. Unexpectedly, after clicking on it, he found that the murderer was actually his teammates, and the bear ornament that Jiang Zhu gave him , was dropped by GG by his own team's upper middle and wild forces.

There was Xiao Xiaoqiao's live recording screen in the hot search, Hua Banshu watched it, and watched it again with Jiang Zhu when Jiang Zhu came back.

Hua Banshu really likes the little bear music box, because it was a gift from Jiang Zhu, but he wouldn't kill his teammates just because a decoration was broken, after all, even Jiang Zhu is his now, he wants to Let Jiang Zhu give him as many gifts as Jiang Zhu can give him.

Hua Banshu and Jiang Zhu didn't take the fact that the little bear was broken too seriously, but their teammates obviously didn't think so. They thought that the little bear was really a token of love for the bottom duo , so everyone was waiting in full battle, just waiting for Jiang Zhu and Hua Banshu to come back with their knives to kill them.

Jiang Zhu and Hua Banshu returned to the team. As soon as they walked into the training room, the top, middle, and field members of their own team rushed towards them. Hua Banshu's head was full of question marks. What do you want to do, do you act first, destroy his things and want to kill him?

Although Hua Banshu looks cute, but his strength is beyond the charts. He was hesitating whether to kick the Great Sage flying away, but the Great Sage stopped one meter away from him. The movements were also very consistent, the three of them stood in a row in front of Jiang Zhu and Hua Banshu, and then turned around together.

A piece of A4 paper was pasted on the back of the clothes of these three people, and a large "Jing" character was written on the A4 paper.

Wei Lan applauded, "Team GG is an old performer, please forgive me."

lucky: woof woof!

Amid the blue applause and lucky shouts, Dasheng, Bailu and Xiaoqiao turned back to face Jiang Zhu and Hua Banshu.

Little Qiao: "Xiao Shu, we accidentally broke your bear, I'm sorry."

Bai Lu: "We were wrong."

Dasheng bent two fingers of his right hand and pressed them to the palm of his left hand, "Brother Monkey kneels down for you two."

Hua Banshu: ...

Hua Banshu wanted to ask the sky and the earth, why did his dog teammates play so much?

Xiao Qiao: "We have already applied for vacation from Brother Weilan. The team will have a day off tomorrow. Brother Zhu, you can take Xiaoshu to buy a new one."

Bai Lu: "We will pay for it."

Dasheng: "Yes, yes, compensation, you can buy a solid gold brown bear, as long as Xiaoshu doesn't cry, as long as Brother Zhu doesn't fight... Don't persuade us to be kind, everything is negotiable."

Wei Lan sat on the side, watching the fun was no big deal, "The bonuses for the summer championships have not been distributed yet, and you spent them in advance. If you do this, does your family know?"

The Great Sage answered, "Whether my family members know or not depends on whether they watch the trending searches."

Hua Banshu: "I know, if it's broken, it's broken. Brother Zhu said to give me a new one."

Jiang Zhu: "It's not expensive, so you don't need to pay."

The Great Sage asked in disbelief, "Is it over?"

Hua Banshu asked back, "Otherwise?"

Bai Lu hesitated, "But isn't that little bear very meaningful to you, a token of love, a flower of love."

Hua Banshu: "Who did you listen to?"

Bai Lu pointed to Wei Lan.

Azure: ...

Seeing that the painting style was wrong, Wei Lan immediately apologized, "One day it was raining, and I was idle, and the two of you happened to be away, so I just created a little love story. I didn't expect the three of them to really believe it."

Little Joe:? ? ?

Bailu:? ? ?

Great Sage:? ? ?

Little Qiao gave the Great Sage a look, and the Great Sage immediately rushed up to shake Wei Lan. Wei Lan was already old and dangled in the chair. She was not well at all, and Wei Lan yelled like killing a pig, " Don't shake it, don't shake it! I'll answer the phone, it's a real call, you coaches!"

The Great Sage glanced at the cell phone held up by Wei Lan, and it was indeed the lord who called, so the Great Sage took a step back and let Wei Lan go.

Wei Lan answered the phone, surrounded by Bai Lu, Xiao Qiao and Dasheng, who obviously wanted to wait for Wei Lan to finish the call before proceeding with the public execution of him.

Hua Banshu and Jiang Zhu had no interest in executing Weilan. They both went back to their seats. The little bear who had been ganked by the GG team and the middle field had been cleaned up by the three murderers. The little bear was still the same little bear. But the eternal flower was gone, Jiang Zhu checked it carefully with the little bear, and Hua Banshu sat aside to watch.

After Wei Lan made the phone call, before the three dogs of her team rebelled, she reached out her hand and made a "stop" gesture.

Wei Lan had a serious face, "Your coach is angry, you three, each of you will deduct a month's salary."

The Great Sage was stunned, "Is it worth the price to hit you?"

Wei Lan: "Fart, I don't need money for beating me. The fine is because the three of you fought in the training room. I'm not kidding. Your coach is really angry. See when he really punished you."

Dasheng: "How does he know that we are fighting in the training room?"

Xiao Qiao: "Because there are Jianghua hot searches on Weibo, the coach is at home, and Xiao Qiao's team is also at home. It is impossible for Xiao Qiao's team to miss any opportunity to crack sugar."

Bai Lu: "There are reasons and evidence."

After Bai Lu praised Xiao Qiao, she asked Wei Lan again, "Brother Wei Lan, is the coach really angry?"

Wei Lan replied, "Yeah, you think I'm joking."

The lord seems to be very arrogant and strict, but in fact, he is an old mother in his heart. Bai Lu, Dasheng and Xiao Qiao have been with the lord since they were young. The lord treats them like his own sons. I have raised my own daughter, and I have never really gotten angry with them a few times over the years, let alone deducting a month's salary from them all at once.

Xiao Xiaoqiao: "The coach is not angry because we are fighting in the training room, he is afraid that we will get hurt."

Wei Lan smiled at Xiao Qiao, "That's right, your coach not only deducted a month's salary from you, he also deducted a month's salary from me, because I didn't take good care of you, I just went to the logistics side , or for your business, but in the blink of an eye, you all took away my one-month salary."

Little Qiao: "That's quite innocent."

Dasheng: "But we won't explain it for you."

Bai Lu: "Think about it."

Azure:? ? ?

Wei Lan didn't want to talk to Bai Lu, Dasheng, and Xiao Qiao anymore. He turned his chair and faced Jiang Zhu and Hua Banshu. Wei Lan amplified her voice and said, "Going down the road."

Jiang Zhu and Hua Banshu changed from watching Xiong together to watching Weilan together.

Wei Lan: "The lord asked me to bring a sentence."

Hua Banshu pointed to the little bear in Jiang Zhu's hand, "We are the victims, should we be fined together?"

Wei Lan: "That's not true, but the lord asked me to tell you that when two people are together, liking is the most important thing. Don't worry too much about metaphysics. He heard about the broken love token. I hope you will think about it."

The flowers are half sparse:? ? ?

Jiang Zhu: ...

Wei Lan: "Yes, it happened to rain again one day, and you were all away, so I created another little love story. I didn't expect the lord to believe it."

Hua Banshu: ...

Hua Banshu suddenly doesn't want to talk to Wei Lan anymore, Jiang Zhu has always done this.

Both Jiang Zhu and Hua Banshu continued to study the little bear, Bai Lu, Xiao Qiao and Dasheng returned to their respective positions, Wei Lan looked at the team members and remembered something serious.

Wei Lan said, "Just now, the manpower called me over, saying that we are going abroad to play the World Championship, and the preparation time is relatively tight, and we need to start preparing for the visa. She gave me a summary of the required materials, and I will post it in the group later. , you should contact your family as soon as possible to prepare, and don’t leave any marriage certificates or divorce certificates behind.”

Dasheng: "Don't forget your old age certificate."

Wei Lan raised her foot to kick the Great Sage, the Great Sage flexibly handed over his flash skills, and took the chair together to avoid the damage.

Jiang Zhu looked at Wei Lan, interrupted the 1v1, and asked, "Leader, if you have a German visa, will there be any relevant policies when you sign to the United States?"

Hua Banshu: "I have it too, please ask me too."

Bai Lu: "And me."

Azure:? ? ?

What kind of magical style is this?

Wei Lan had question marks all over her head, as she asked, she suddenly remembered three things.

The first one is that Jiang Zhu was studying in Germany. He suspended his studies and returned to China to work professionally.

The second one, Hua Banshu's mother's house, has a very powerful medical institution in Germany.

The third one is that Bai Lu's father is German.

Wei Lan suddenly had some doubts about her life, "Is our team agglomerated with some kind of mysterious power from Europe?"

Bai Lu: "Our roots are young and we grew up wearing red scarves."

Wei Lan: "When you say this, it doesn't sound very convincing."

Bailu: ...

The Great Sage looked at Xiao Xiaoqiao and asked with a glassy heart, "So we are the only two without German visas, are we the only two who are isolated?"

Little Joe: "But I have American ones."

Great Sage:? ? ?

The Great Sage waved to Lucky, "Come on, Xiaotiangou, I will take you back to Huaguo Mountain, we are not worthy."

Lucky turned around in disgust, and pointed his butt at the Great Sage.

Wei Lan: "Don't talk nonsense, except for Xiao Xiaoqiao, everyone else immediately contacted the family to prepare relevant materials. I will send WeChat to ask about the German visa. By the way, scan the QR code in the group and join the group by yourself."

Little Qiao: "Brother Weilan, what kind of group is this 'fight for the rise of China'?"

Wei Lan replied, "For the group of the World Championship, the participating teams and the sparring team, I formed a group, so that everyone can communicate in a friendly way."

Hua Banshu: "I heard from my dad that the sparring team is the entire team of OB, and there are some players from other teams."

Azure: "Yes."

Hua Banshu: ...

Hua Banshu felt that if the OB team, the SSS team, and the BJ team were put in the same group, then they would not be able to communicate friendlyly. For example, the SSS team and the OB team are mortal enemies for thousands of years. Fight for who is the world's number one ADC.

Hua Banshu can only use one hand, so he handed Jiang Zhu his mobile phone and asked Jiang Zhu to help him join the group.

Jiang Zhu helped Hua Banshu join the "Fighting for the Rise of China" group, and then returned the phone to Hua Banshu. Since the moment Hua Banshu got the phone, the news vibration has never stopped. The SSS team Fighting 5V5 with the OB team, sometimes mixed with Wu Li and Ou Kai's personal solo.

[OB Wu Li: OK, can you say it again?Your EZ is stronger than mine?Where is the strength?The strong point is that your "precision barrage" will never be accurate? 】

[BJ O'Kay: That's not as exciting as your ult move to bombard your teammates in reverse. 】

[OB Wu Li: I am the number one ADC in the world, there is no one, thank you. 】

[BJ O'Kay: If you don't go to the World Championship, no one in the world can beat you. That's how the number one in the world came about. You're on the fifth floor. 】

[OB Wu Li: Fuck you! SOLO! 】

[BJ O'Kay: Whoever dares is the grandson!Did not decide the winner yesterday, continue today! 】

[OB Wu Li: Doudizhu lacks one of three, so let's make up the number of referees. 】

[BJ Okai: Hurry up, my 250 million happy beans are already hungry and thirsty! 】

[Zhuang Sheng: Me, me, me!I come! 】

Hua Banshu looked at Wei Lan expressionlessly, "Brother Wei Lan, can I quit the group? Mental retardation is easy to pass from person to person."

The author has something to say: Lord: Are you sleeping?

Xiao Qiao: Don't sleep, Jiang Hua's love token is broken, she is not happy.

Protagonist: Is it blue?The four of you deducted your wages, and you told the next road, continue to give out sugar, don't be superstitious.