What should I do if my teammate is biting again? [E-sports]

The weather in early autumn is finally a little more refreshing and pleasant.

In the evening, Shiliu took Hua Banshu with him, and the two of them sat on the side of the road outside the team’s gate and ate roasted sweet potatoes. There were many clouds in the sky, big and large, white, just like when Hua Banshu was young, Those marshmallows that Fifteen and Sixteen used to buy to coax him.

Hua Banshu looked up at the clouds in the sky, "It's so beautiful."

Sixteen took a bite of the roasted sweet potato, and asked braggingly, "Is the one on me that looks good?"

Hua Banshu: ...

Hua Banshu: "Damn mentally retarded."

There are two types of conquests in China this year. One is the same team uniform style as in previous years, and the other is the black-bottomed golden dragon cloak. Sixteen is now wearing the team uniform, which is also the main color of pure black. The back of the uniform It is embroidered with a golden dragon, and the golden dragon is entrenched, and there are dragon patterns on the right shoulder and right arm.

Sixteen has been wearing this dress for several days without being too hot.

Hearing Hua Banshu scolding him, Shiliu raised his hand to pinch Hua Banshu's cheek, "How long have you been in the GG team, how do you still learn to swear?"

Hua Banshu thought back on his years in the relegation team. Among all the players in the past, except Fifteen, it seems that there is no one who does not say a word of swearing. Just because the GG team has a big pot, sixteen can blame everything. Buckle on the head of the GG team.

Hua Banshu stated the facts and made sense, "You all swear, don't blackmail the GG team."

sixteen:? ? ?

Sixteen sour, "Bear child, the water thrown by the married son."

Hua Banshu seemed to be possessed by white dew, he glanced at Shiliu coldly, "Oh."

sixteen:……

Sixteen looked at Hua Banshu and remembered something. He asked, "I heard that when our team lost to the relegation team, you cried in the waiting room?"

Hua Banshu refused to admit it, "No."

Sixteen: "Don't pretend, I have an informant."

Hua Banshu: "Your informant is blind."

Shiliu knew that Hua Banshu was embarrassed, so he refused to admit it. He felt warm in his heart, and felt that the brat was not in vain. He raised his hand to pinch Hua Banshu's baby-fat cheek, pinched and tugged, "Cry as soon as you cry, why are you ashamed to admit it?"

Hua Banshu was wearing a protective gear in one hand and holding a roasted sweet potato in the other. He had no free hand to stop Shiliu, so he simply tilted his head and let Shiliu pinch him. Hua Banshu gave up resisting, and Shiliu himself But suddenly withdrew his hand.

Shiliu showed a friendly smile to Jiang Zhu who had just walked over, and he also took the initiative to explain, "I ate the roasted sweet potato on my face, I will wipe it off for Xiao Shu."

Hua Banshu: ...

Hua Banshu looked at Jiang Zhu, and his eyes immediately lit up. No matter how many times he saw Jiang Zhu's godly face, he was still so handsome. If his hands weren't too dirty, Hua Banshu would even want to pounce on him.

Hua Banshu: "Brother Zhu, do you want to eat roasted sweet potatoes?"

Jiang Zhu: "I'll try it."

Hua Banshu stood up and held the roasted sweet potato to Jiang Zhu's mouth like a treasure. Jiang Zhu took a bite and said seriously, "Sweet."

Shiliu sitting on the side has question marks all over his head, sweetie, what kind of painting style is this? What am I doing sitting here? Is roasted sweet potatoes delicious? What kind of dog food do I eat?Jiang Zhu, you have a BKING face in vain, can you do some BKING things, chasing after Hua Banshu every day, can’t the little flower petals have a private space, can’t the little flower petals have family affection, can’t the little flower petals Can't you just sit here and chat more with your own brother?

Sixteen asked Jiang Zhu not sincerely, "Are you sitting too?"

Jiang Zhu: "No, I'm passing by."

Hua Banshu asked curiously, "Where are you going?"

Jiang Zhu: "Buy milk tea."

Jiang Zhu doesn't like to drink milk tea, but Hua Banshu is the one who likes to drink milk tea.

When Hua Banshu heard Jiang Zhu say that he was going to buy milk tea, he immediately went to Jiang Zhu's side and asked happily, "Buy it for me?"

Jiang Zhu: "Yes."

Hua Banshu: "Why don't you order takeaway?"

Jiang Zhu: ...

Jiang Zhu: "I just wanted to take a walk."

Just take it easy.

Hua Banshu stuffed the leftover roasted sweet potatoes into Shiliu's hands. He originally wanted to rub his hands on Shiliu's coat, but considering that Shiliu loved his conquests more than life, Hua Banshu was kind. Instead of doing that, he reached into Shiliu's coat and rubbed hard on his white T-shirt twice.

Sixteen's left and right hands each held a baked sweet potato, with question marks all over their heads.

Hua Banshu: "I'm leaving, I'll accompany Brother Zhu to buy me milk tea."

Sixteen felt that Hua Banshu's sentence was full of dead ends in logic.

Sixteen said sincerely, "Go quickly, please."

Fuck your sister's affection!There is no family relationship between humans and dogs!Little Petal was assimilated by the GG team, he is too stupid now, he doesn't deserve his own affection!

Hua Banshu followed Jiang Zhu away joyfully.

Sixteen eyes sent Hua Banshu and Jiang Zhu away, he saw Hua Banshu deliberately touched the back of Jiang Zhu's hand with the back of his hand, and after two touches, Jiang Zhu held Hua Banshu's hand, what a pity Hua Banshu doesn't have a tail, otherwise he might already be wagging his tail happily.

sixteen:……

The world is not worth it, the competition circle is not worth it, and the younger brother is not worth it.

The Xiumu community is relatively private, Jiang Zhu and Hua Banshu held hands until they were about to leave the park, and Jiang Zhu hesitated all the way, feeling that he couldn't hide it, so he said, "Xiao Hua, I have something to tell you. "

Hua Banshu was still in the happy state of Jiang Zhu taking him to buy milk tea, he asked cheerfully, "What's the matter?"

Jiang Zhu: "Lucky took the elevator to walk upstairs by himself. He opened the door of your room and went in to play. He saw the poster you put on the bed, the one of the former coach of the GG team. They said that Cui Yunxian was lucky's real father. Lucky said The poster was licked and bitten, half of Coach Cui’s face disappeared, and when Lucky took the poster to the big training room, we found out that the poster was broken at that time.”

The flowers are half sparse:? ? ?

Jiang Zhu: "Buy another one, dogs are not sensible."

Hua Banshu: "Out of print!"

Jiang Zhu: "Yes, that's a pity."

Go back and buy some more canned beef for lucky. This kind of behavior is worth encouraging.

Hua Banshu: "But it doesn't matter, since Cui Yunxian's dog son caused the trouble, then I have a reason to ask Brother Xiangyan to ask for more photos of Cui Yunxian, they must be the ones that no one else has seen, this is not a loss."

Jiang Zhu:?

No more canned dog food.

In the training room just now, Jiang Zhu just felt that it was too noisy, but now walking on the road, Jiang Zhu felt very bad.

The big training room of the GG team has always been very noisy, but Jiang Zhu can be quarreled away. It can be seen that the situation has escalated to an uncontrollable level. In the GG team lounge, there is already a mess at this time. The Great Sage drinks Bailu The drunken video provoked her, Bai Lu looked around, rolled up the poster bitten by Lucky and used it as a weapon, Bai Lu chased the saint all over the room, Lucky chased his father's poster behind Bai Lu, Xiao Qiao opened a mobile phone Live broadcast, commenting while watching the excitement.

Great Sage: Brother Lu, listen up!

The Great Sage raised his mobile phone, and Bai Lu's excited shout sounded from the phone.

Su Hey~ Su Hey~ Su Hey~

Bai Lu: "Hou Shuilei, stop for me!"

lucky: woof woof woof!

Xiao Qiao: "The player Dasheng has always been good at handling. He released the pointed taunting skills, and he has successfully pulled the hatred of the enemy's top laner. Don't let it go, it seems that Feihuahui wants to play 1v1 solo. Feihuahui is a player who is also known for his personal ability. Feihuahui activated the acceleration skill, and the great sage reacted very quickly, and he handed over his flash in an instant. It's a pity , Bai Lu's weapon almost caused damage to the Great Sage."

The Great Sage ran and shouted, "I can't be caught by Brother Lu! Hey Su~ Hey Su~ Hey Su~"

Bai Lu: "Hou Shuilei, I'm fucking your uncle!"

Dasheng: "Girls don't hit XX casually!"

lucky: wow!woof woof!

Xiao Qiao: "Right now, both the red and the blue are about to run out of mana, and the summoner skills are also on CD. Personally, I am more optimistic about Feihuahui killing the Great Sage solo. After all, drinking and drinking hurts the body. Send a white message to 998 next door."

The Great Sage retorted and teased Bai Lu, "You obviously posted it! Hey Su~ Hey Su~ Hey Su~"

Bai Lu: "Hou Shuilei, I'll beat you to death!"

lucky: woof woof! ! !

Of the three heroes Bailu, Dasheng and lucky, Lucky is actually the one with the best physical strength. When Bailu and Dasheng unknowingly slowed down, lucky was still running with the wind. Lucky easily caught up with Bailu. Going to Bai Lu to pick up Cui Yunxian's poster, unfortunately the poster didn't catch it, but tripped Bai Lu for a while, Bai Lu staggered two steps forward, bumped into the Great Sage, the Great Sage rushed forward, and pushed the little boy flying Xiao Qiao's chair, Xiao Qiao bumped into the half-scattered table uncontrollably, he grabbed it with both hands and managed to stabilize himself, and then, the whole big training room fell silent.

Lucky picked up the poster that fell on the ground, and continued to find a place to lick his own father, but Little Qiao, Dasheng and Bai Lu were all solemnly staring at the things in Little Qiao's hands, and the picture looked like going to a grave.

Little Qiao just now had nowhere to rely, so she grabbed the sky-blue bear music box that Hua Banshu had put on the table. The naive little bear held an eternal flower in her arms. The little bear was still the same bear now, but the eternal flower was broken into pieces. There was a lot of noise.

Little Joe: ...

This little bear music box was given to Hua Banshu by Jiang Zhu. Hua Banshu regarded it as a treasure, and would touch the little bear's head with his fingers after a while. At first, everyone thought that if the little bear broke somewhere, it must be it. Being bald by Hua Banshu, I didn't expect that Xiaoxiong was not bald yet, but the flower of love between Hua Banshu and Jiang Zhu was given to GG by their teammates.

Bai Lu asked hesitantly, "Will Xiao Shu cry?"

Dasheng: "Why don't you ask if we will die, Brother Zhu will not let us go, he will definitely kill us."

Bai Lu also lost her mind. She looked at Lucky who was lying in the corner, her conscience ached, but she still asked, "Otherwise, Lucky did it?"

Little Qiao: "Trust me, brother Xiangyan will kill us with poison."

The Great Sage was about to cry, "Then what should we do? Hang yourself first, and die with dignity?"

Little Qiao didn't answer the Great Sage's words. He looked at Wei Lan who had just walked into the training room humming a ditty, and waved enthusiastically, "Brother Wei Lan, come here and show you a big baby."

Azure:? ? ?

Qiao Mu asked Wei Lan to manage the WeChat group of the sparring team. Wei Lan felt that he had been reused and was in a good mood. He walked happily to Xiao Qiao's side and asked, "What are you looking at?"

Little Qiao stuffed the little bear into Wei Lan's hand, "This."

Wei Lan was shocked, "Isn't this the real son of Brother Zhu and Xiao Shu? Why did this flower of love break?"

Little Qiao: "Brother Weilan, you're such an adult, why did you spoil Xiaoshu's little bear?"

Azure:? ? ?

Wei Lan: "Just treat it as a rehearsal. I'll call the cauldron. He's more suitable for this."

Little Qiao: "Just kidding, the live broadcast is on."

Wei Lan: "May I ask, what if there is no live broadcast?"

Little Joe: "That's what you broke."

Azure: ...

Xiao Qiao ignored Wei Lan, turned off the live broadcast, and looked at Da Sheng and Bai Lu again, "This flower is broken like this, it must not be repaired, what can we do to make up for Xiao Shu, the attitude must be sincere, and the heart must be sufficient." .”

Bai Lu: "No matter how good we are, we are not Zhuge, what should we do?"

Dasheng: "Why don't you just kneel down, we can't afford love, and he doesn't lack money."

Little Qiao: "Why don't we get brother Zhu drunk, tie a bow and put it on Xiaoshu's bed?"

The author has something to say: Jiang Zhu lined up to buy milk tea, while Hua Banshu was waiting on the sidelines. He opened Weibo to watch the fun, but found a new hot search that was rising——#江花的爱情broken#

The flowers are half sparse:? ? ?

Hua Banshu: My teammates are all dogs.