What should I do if my teammate is biting again? [E-sports]

Because of the drinking, the group of people in the gg team rarely went to bed early, and even more rare, they went to bed early and woke up early, and they even saw the sun at ninety o'clock in the morning.

When the Great Sage yawned and entered the training room, Hua Banshu and Xiao Qiao were in the double row, while Bai Lu was looking up at the ceiling with a look of lovelessness.

The Great Sage’s capacity for alcohol is actually not bad. Although he was drunk yesterday, there was no fragment. When he saw Bai Lu, he immediately raised his hands and shook them, and said very embarrassingly, “Good morning, Brother Lu! Hey Su~ Hey Su~ Hey Su~ "

Hua Banshu shook his hand, and the Ice Archer he was operating directly shot the magic crystal arrow at his top laner.

Hua Banshu's top laner happened to be the boss of the jj team, and the boss casually typed a sentence: Woman, you have successfully caught my attention.

Hua Banshu: ...

Little Qiao didn't know if it was intentional, but his Lux also shot his big move at the boss.

Boss Ba pays more attention to Xiao Xiao Qiao, because he keeps chasing Xiao Xiao Qiao and marking him with question marks.

Bai Lu didn't know that Hua Banshu and Xiao Xiao Qiao were doing things in the game, she only knew that the Great Sage dared to do things in front of her.Bai Lu searched around the large training room with her eyes, and just happened to see a kraft paper tube with half-decorated posters in the corner. Without further ado, Bai Lu rushed over, picked up the paper tube, and chased after the Great Sage to beat him up.

Bai Lu chases after the Great Sage, Hua Banshu turns around to watch the excitement after playing a game, but sees her precious treasure turned into a murder weapon in Bai Lu's hands, Hua Banshu throws down the mouse excitedly, and runs after Bai Lu , In the big training room, there was an immediate chaos.

Dasheng: "Brother, stop beating, dear brother dear brother!"

Bai Lu: "Su Hey! You Su Hey! You stop! You stop me!"

Hua Banshu: "Feng Fan! Let go of Feng Fan! Put down my Feng Fan!"

Little Joe: ...

Jiang Zhu walked into the large training room with a glass of water in his hand, just in time to see three neurotic teammates whizzing by in front of him, and Hua Banshu called Feng Fan in public.

Jiang Zhu remembered that Feng Fan was the head coach of the cd team. It was said that he was the world's number one adc back then, and most importantly, he had a good face.

Jiang Zhu stood still, waiting for the three of them to come back after running around, he stretched out his hand, grabbed Hua Banshu's back collar precisely, and dragged them to him.

Hua Banshu saw Jiang Zhu's godlike face, his eyes lit up, "Are you awake?"

Jiang Zhufa asked, "Your Fengfan?"

Hua Banshu: ...

Hua Banshu: "You heard wrong."

After Hua Banshu finished speaking, she turned around to look at the kraft paper tube in Bai Lu's hand, fearing that she would tear Feng Fan's poster into pieces.

At this time, Bai Lu had already caught the Great Sage, and she held the Great Sage in a corner, and beat the Great Sage with a paper tube. It's not that he feels sorry for the Great Sage, but he loves his poster, the official photo version of the summer game with makeup, and a limited edition with signature.

Jiang Zhu raised his eyebrows.

Seeing Jiang Zhu raise his eyebrows, Hua Banshu immediately remembered Jiang Zhu's "rhetoric words" last night, the exquisite photos of celebrities and professional players he had collected since he was a child, how many out-of-print photos, how many private collections, Jiang Zhu I really want to delete them all.

Hua Banshu supported Jiang Zhu's face with both hands, leaned forward and kissed him on the lips.

Wei Lan passed by the two of them and reprimanded them, "What are you doing in the training room!"

Hua Banshu: "Break up and kiss, fine, right? Jiang Zhu pays the bill. And brother Lu beat up people in the training room, let's count it on Jiang Zhu's account together, he treats you."

Jiang Zhu:?

When Bai Lu heard about Jiang Zhu's treat, she felt that Jiang Zhu couldn't lose money, so she slapped the Great Sage twice.

The Great Sage cried, "Bai Lu, what kind of man are you to hit me!"

Wei Lan drank a lot of wine yesterday, although she is sober now, she still has some headaches, and now she makes a fuss with the ancestors in the training room, and almost died on the spot.

Wei Lan walked to his seat and sat down. He leaned back in the chair and said painfully, "Can you be quiet for a while?"

Bai Lu was tired of beating the Great Sage, she held up the kraft paper tube and said thank you to Hua Banshu, then put the paper tube back to its original place, the Great Sage sat back beside Wei Lan aggrieved, Hua Banshu Wanting to see if his Feng Fan was intact, he just took a step, but was carried back by Jiang Zhu.

Jiang Zhu looked at Hua Banshu, as if looking at some cute little animal. There was a slight smile in his eyes, and the ending sound was a bit provocative, "Break up kiss?"

Hua Banshu was categorical, "Yes! Break up kiss, we broke up!"

Jiang Zhu couldn't help laughing, and patiently played around with Hua Banshu, "When did you share?"

Hua Banshu: "Last night."

Several other people in the big training room were following along to watch the excitement. The Great Sage heard their conversation and asked, "What happened last night, did you find that Brother Zhu is not good?"

Wei Lan turned the chair and raised her hand to beat the Great Sage, "Brother Lu is a girl, why are you dancing yellow!"

Great Sage: "I should really let you see how she became famous in Zaun."

Bai Lu corrected, "I have accumulated a lot, thank you."

Little Qiao: "Can you let Xialu break up quietly?"

Hua Banshu: ...

Hua Banshu ignored Jiang Zhu, and walked back to his seat with an arrogant face. Jiang Zhu's seat was next to Hua Banshu, so he naturally followed.

Jiang Zhu sat on the chair and pulled Hua Banshu with the chair to his side. He asked, "Xiao Hua, why did you break up with me?"

Hua Banshu: "You uttered the truth after drinking, you said you would delete all my treasured photos."

Jiang Zhu: ...

Jiang Zhu drank too much yesterday and can't remember anything. His last memory is that he sat at the table and drank a glass of wine, and then opened his eyes. It was this morning.

Jiang Zhufa asked, "You want to break up with me in order not to delete those photos?"

Hua Banshu looked serious, "This is the bottom line."

Jiang Zhu raised his hand and patted Hua Banshu's head, "Then I wish you happiness."

After Jiang Zhu finished blessing his ex, he opened the drawer and found the pack of disposable masks that hadn't been used for a long time.He took one out of it and put it on, covering his face again.

The flowers are half sparse:? ? ?

Wei Lan leaned back on the chair and continued to suffer from egg pain, and was about to pack up and die on the spot.

Wei Lan was planning to bid farewell to the world, at this moment, his cell phone rang suddenly, Wei Lan glanced at the number, and answered the phone casually.

Wei Lan: "Damn, I'm about to die, don't bother me if I have nothing to do."

Wei Lan: "He doesn't want you anymore, you think of me, what do you think I am, come and go as soon as you call, do I have no dignity?"

Wei Lan: "Since you begged me, I will give you one last chance. Remember, this is the last time. You should cherish it."

Wei Lan finished the phone call in a bitch, and the Great Sage immediately asked, "Express delivery?"

Wei Lan: "Fart, it's unknown."

Wuwen is the official photographer of lpl, and Xiao Qiao felt that it might be something serious, so she took the initiative to ask, "What's the matter?"

Wei Lan replied, "It's the official shooting of the promotional video for the playoffs. Because there are some problems with the rental of the studio, the shooting needs to be done in advance. Let's go and shoot first."

The lpl summer season has come to the end, and now there are three teams that have already locked their places in the playoffs in advance, one is the gg team, one is the ob team, and the other is the cd team. In order to optimize the shooting time, the official has arranged these three teams The team participated in the shooting of promotional videos and promotional photos in advance. The shooting date originally announced by the official was tomorrow, but now it has been temporarily changed and moved one day earlier. Anyway, these professional players stay in the base all year round, so it is not inconvenient to adjust the time.

Wei Lan looked at the five people and asked, "Who is going?"

The Great Sage covered his head, "My face was swollen from drinking last night, so I won't go."

Wei Lan: "The Great Sage is one, who else?"

Great Sage:? ? ?

Seeing Wei Lan looking at her, Bai Lu immediately refused, "I won't go, I'm afraid I'll get tired, what should I do if I get excited and spray [-] more."

Wei Lan felt that this reason was sufficient, so he looked at Xiao Xiao Qiao, "Captain."

Xiao Qiao has always been very cooperative with Wei Lan's work, he replied, "Okay."

Wei Lan looked at Hua Banshu again: "Prince Hua, help me make a scene?"

Hua Banshu: "I just broke up, so I'm not in the mood."

Wei Lan: "I only need to go out more after we broke up. How do you know that there is no one more handsome than Jiang Zhu in lpl."

Lucky, the golden retriever lying next to Jiang Zhu just now barked.

Hua Banshu: "Look, dogs know it all."

Weilan acted coquettishly, "Go, go, it's not unreasonable for our team to send two people to such a big scene in the playoffs."

Hua Banshu reluctantly replied, "All right."

Jiang Zhu naturally followed Hua Banshu, and he took the initiative to say, "I'll go too."

Wei Lan: "You can't go."

The Great Sage looked at Jiang Zhu, and then at Wei Lan, "Is it real in this world, you were just dumped by the lpl prince, and you were thrown into limbo immediately?"

Wei Lan: "Fart, Xiao Qiao said he was free today and asked Jiang Zhu to stay in the team."

The gg team won the world championship that year, and Xiao Qiao was the team commander. He said that Jiang Zhu was allowed to stay in the team, obviously to give Jiang Zhu advice.The last time they lost to the VIP team, their bad luck was part of the reason, but there were also some problems in the strategy. The Internet ridiculed that the gg team claimed to have three players who could serve as commanders, but they lost in the operation. Xiao Qiao defended his shortcomings. Seeing these ridicules, he thought of teaching Jiang Zhu a lesson.

Jiang Zhu understood what Wei Lan meant, and he answered yes.

Wei Lan looked at the phone and said, "Then it's settled, Jiang Zhu and Brother Lu will stay, and the remaining three will follow me. You all go to clean up. We will meet at the garage door in an hour."

Xiao Qiao got up to change clothes, he asked Wei Lan as he walked, "Are you okay after drinking last night?"

Wei Lan counted with her fingers before answering, "It's been eighteen hours, do you have any misunderstanding about my metabolism?"

Xiao Qiao: "I thought the metabolism of middle-aged and elderly people would be much slower."

Wei Lan looked at Xiao Xiao Qiao's back and shouted, "I provoked you, and you hate me for no reason."

Hua Banshu passed by Wei Lan's side, and made amends, "Now you have a reason to hate you?"

Wei Lan: "You just broke up, I don't know as well as you."

Hua Banshu: ...

Although Hua Banshu and Jiang Zhu swore that they had broken up, it didn't stop them from being shameless. All the way to the blue door.

The Great Sage couldn't stand it and asked, "As for it, I'll go and take a film and come back."

Wei Lan said ironically, "The outskirts of the city, how far away, and don't dance yellow."

Little Qiao echoed, "That's right, it's considered a long trip."

Xiao Qiao chose the co-pilot seat, Dasheng and Hua Banshu sat in the back together, Dasheng got into the car first, Hua Banshu wanted to get in the car, but was grabbed by Jiang Zhu.

Jiang Zhu looked at Hua Banshu with a smile, "Little Hua."

Hua Banshu knew what Jiang Zhu meant, so he suppressed a smile and looked up at the sky, pretending not to know that Jiang Zhu was waiting for him to kiss.

Jiang Zhu called Xiao Hua again, his voice was obviously cold, but when he called his name, there was always a bit of provocative softness.

Hua Banshu couldn't resist Jiang Zhu's quiet coquetry, he pulled off Jiang Zhu's mask, and quickly kissed Jiang Zhu on the lips.

The corners of Jiang Zhu's lips curled up nicely, and Hua Banshu looked up at him, Hua Banshu took the initiative to say, "Brother Zhu, make up, and delete all other people's photos from the computer when I come back."

Anyway, I saved them all in the mobile hard drive overnight last night.

Jiang Zhu smiled more, "Okay."

The Great Sage interjected, "With all due respect, what's the difference between the two of you talking like this and I'll come back to marry you after winning the battle."

Wei Lan followed suit and said, "That's right, don't put up flags, get in the car quickly. Xiaoshu, be careful not to step on the bathtub under your feet, that's what I want to raise koi, I thought about it, it's like three bends It's too unscientific to invite a great fairy to clean the house like that, and it's very foreign for me to raise a koi."

As long as the gg team has Weilan and Dasheng, it will be very lively, especially if they are placed in a small space, Hua Banshu and Xiaoqiao want to kick them out of the car, but there is no one in Weilan The appearance of the senior, the great sage also needs to be beaten every day, and the journey to the suburbs is a bit far away. The two of them didn't feel tired after bawling all the way, and these two people are very unscrupulous. Playing with Hua Banshu.

Weilan and Dasheng were just casually laughing at Hua Banshu and Jiang Zhuluan for setting up flags, but unexpectedly they made a promise.

When they were about to arrive at the shooting location, they accidentally bumped into an out-of-control truck.

The truck full of goods was huge and heavy. Although the driver wanted to slow down and reverse the direction, the out-of-control truck was hard to control. The wheels of the truck rubbed against the ground so hard that sparks almost flew out, and the terrifying sound of emergency braking split the In the surrounding air, the truck was too heavy, there was no way to stop it completely, it rammed straight towards Wei Lan's car.

Wei Lan gritted her teeth, and tried her best to evade to the side. Little Qiao yelled to be careful, Hua Banshu didn't even think about it, and pressed the Great Sage under her body with all her strength.

A huge crash sounded into the sky, and the whole earth vibrated accordingly. The big truck crashed out of the fence and overturned a big tree that could only be hugged by two people. The big truck finally stopped, and on the other side, Wei Lan Although his car dodged the terrifying huge truck, it also rolled over to the side.

After the earth-shattering loud noise, the scene of the accident suddenly became dead and silent.