What should I do if my teammate is biting again? [E-sports]

Hua Banshu's drinking capacity is not the best, but it is obviously much better than the Great Sage and the others. He looked at the Great Sage who was standing on a chair and sang loudly, and then asked Little Qiao, "Do you drink?"

As the former assistant of the gg team, Xiao Qiao has a deep understanding of his drinking capacity. He reached out to grab a crayfish, and replied while peeling the shell, "No, I want to be a human being."

After Xiao Qiao finished speaking, she asked casually, "Where are Brother Xiangyan and Brother Siyue, why don't you see them?"

Hua Banshu: ...

Hua Banshu raised his hand and pointed under the table.

Little Joe:? ? ?

Xiao Qiao stepped back the chair, bent over to look, there were indeed two people under the table, Xiangyan was resting on Lucky's body, patting the golden retriever and mumbling something, while April was holding a tablet, drunk unconscious.

Little Qiao sat up again, and asked Hua Banshu, "Is this okay?"

Hua Banshu: "I don't know."

Little Qiao didn't drink, but suddenly felt a headache, and at this time, the Great Sage had turned his attention to them, the Great Sage pointed at them condescendingly, and shouted very excitedly, "everyboby! Dance your hands! Hey Su~ Hey Su~ Hey Su~"

Bai Lu cooperatively raised her hands and waved them vigorously, "Hey Su~ Hey Su~ Hey Su~"

Jiang Zhu had already sat down properly, but when he saw the Great Sage pointing at Hua Banshu, he immediately hugged Hua Banshu again. Jiang Zhu leaned his head on Hua Banshu's shoulder and said seriously, " mine."

Little Joe: ...

Hua Banshu: ...

Little Qiao looked at Hua Banshu, and asked seriously, "Xiaoshu, do you mind if I call the police?"

Hua Banshu raised his hand to push Jiang Zhu's head, and said to Little Qiao, "You'd better invite a priest to come and take away all these monsters."

After Hua Banshu finished speaking, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of someone coming in from the door of the restaurant. He turned his head to look, and the person who came in was another evildoer from Sandaowan next door.

Shiliu came in with a bag of fruit. He saw the group of monsters dancing wildly in the restaurant of the GG team, his face was full of horror. The fat man of two hundred catties moved to Hua Banshu's side with small steps. Zhu sat down beside him and asked, "What is your team doing?"

Hua Banshu replied in a self-defeating manner, "I lost to VIP, let's have a celebration banquet."

sixteen:? ? ?

Sixteen sincerely asked, "Are you sick?"

Little Qiao: "You sit in our team and call us sick, do you think this is appropriate?"

Sixteen: "You overturned your car at the VIP team, and everyone was scolded for something, and you are still here to indulge yourselves, do you think this is appropriate?"

The Great Sage seemed to be cooperating with Shiliu, he howled at the top of his voice, "Love~love~love~love~"

Bai Lu waved her hands, "Hey Su~ Hey Su~ Hey Su~"

With quick eyes and quick hands, Hua Banshu covered Jiang Zhu's mouth to prevent him from starting to perform.

sixteen:? ? ?

Sixteen: "I feel like I'm Zhu Bajie not entering the Pansi Cave, it's too scary."

Hua Banshu asked, "What did you do here?"

Sixteen pointed to the bag of fruit he had brought, and answered, "I'm here to deliver fruit to you, and I'll talk to the Great Sage by the way, but in this scene, there's nothing to say."

Little Qiao asked curiously, "What can you tell the Great Sage?"

Sixteen: "It's not me, I'm just an errand runner, and it's our coach. When you play against the VIP team, the Great Sage can't beat you all. He keeps clamoring all day long to find a temple to worship, so I will Thinking about it, why don't we take our coach with us, it's better than him talking about inviting a great immortal to the team to open the altar, the picture is so beautiful that I really dare not look at it."

Hua Banshu asked, "Isn't Air Korean?"

Sixteen: "That's right, the hardships of life have forced a Korean who believes in Jesus to want to ask Daxian to perform deeds."

If you talk about bad luck, it’s nothing if the Great Sage can’t grab the dragon in a game. The sss team is really miserable. Their team’s upper, middle, and wild are three well-known lpl veterans. The road duo also has both strength and experience. Sandaowan has a particularly high winning rate when they usually play training games, but as long as they are on the field, they overturn. Many people in the industry say that their team can apply to join the world's top ten unsolved problems. puzzle.

Hua Banshu thought about the game, and asked with concern, "Is it easy for you to play in the next few games?"

Sixteen: "It's okay. According to the strength of our team's cards, except for you, it's not too difficult to fight. According to the actual situation of our team, everyone may be the scene of a large-scale car accident."

Sixteen said and picked up a can of beer, he pulled the pull ring and took a sip, half-jokingly said, "You lost the game, and kicked us out of the playoffs, what's the point of that. "

Hua Banshu thought of the current situation of the sss team, and felt a little sad.Banjin and Baliang chose to transfer, which was an extremely difficult decision for them. They just wanted to fight it out before retiring. They played professionally for eight years, and they just wanted to enter the World Championship once. Unexpectedly, things backfired. The sss team, which had high hopes during the transfer period, is now not even sure of making it to the playoffs.

Sixteen is an open-minded fat man, he was not too sad, but said to Jiang Zhu cheerfully, "Jiang Zhu, why didn't you say a word today?"

Hua Banshu wanted to raise his hand to cover Jiang Zhu's mouth, but unfortunately he didn't have time, Jiang Zhu reached out and hugged Hua Banshu tightly in his arms, then turned his head to look at Shiliu, and said seriously, "Mine."

sixteen:? ? ?

Sixteen: "Your team is so frightening."

Hua Banshu: ...

Little Joe: ...

Sixteen gulped down the beer in one gulp, then he stood up and said to Hua Banshu and Xiao Qiao, "I'll come back tomorrow, I don't want to stay here for a second, I'm afraid. "

Little Qiao and Hua Banshu didn't want to hate Shiliu, and they even understood Shiliu a little bit.

The two-hundred-jin fat man left, and after sixteen left, Xiao Qiao got up from the lord's lap in a daze. He slept on the lord's shoulder before, but he didn't sleep very comfortably, so he changed to lying on his stomach again. The protagonist slept on his lap, fell asleep, and was woken up by Xiangyan talking with the dog under the table.

Xiao Qiao had a headache. He looked at the lord and leaned on his shoulder again.

Wei Lan picked up the phone to check the time, and then looked at the chaos in the restaurant, he said to the lord, "Come on, let the Great Sage continue singing, tomorrow he will become dumb."

The Great Sage cooperated and continued to sing, "Look at me playing with the tide, how serious I am to show up, and dance hard, yell, yell, yell, yike, yike, yike, yike!"

Bai Lu waved her hands, "Hey Su~ Hey Su~ Hey Su~"

Lord: ...

The lord turned his head to look at Xiao Qiao. Seeing that Xiao Qiao was not feeling well, he kissed him on the forehead as a comfort, and then said, "I will live with Xiao Qiao in the team tonight."

The cauldron has been cleaning up the mess for 100 years. When he saw the lord and Wei Lan said they wanted to close the stall, the first thing he did was to rush to Dasheng and drag him off the chair.

Cauldron: "Dog, I have tolerated you for a long time."

The Great Sage still wanted to climb up the chair, "My enthusiasm~ is like a fire~ fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire!"

Cauldron: "Shut up!"

Little Qiao looked at the cauldron, and said to him, "Leave the Great Sage to me, I will live with him, Brother Lu will trouble you."

Bai Lu waved her hands, "Hey Su~ Hey Su~ Hey Su~"

Cauldron: ...

Da Guo looked at Bai Lu, then at Little Qiao, "Brother Lu is a girl."

Xiao Qiao pushed her glasses, "Just send her back to the house and throw her on the bed. She will clean up by herself in tears tomorrow morning. She is used to it."

Cauldron: ...

Daguo suddenly felt that the days of the gg team's top, middle, and wild in the youth training team seemed very colorful.

Daguo didn't want to be responsible for Bailu, he thought maybe he could take care of Jiang Zhu and let Hua Banshu send Bailu back, Hua Banshu didn't look like a person who would be sympathetic, and he was more suitable for throwing girls than him.

Hua Banshu saw through Daguo's intentions, and he immediately said, "Brother Zhu, I'll take him back, as long as you take care of Brother Lu."

Although Jiang Zhu drank too much, he was actually not difficult to deal with at all, except that he liked to hug Hua Banshu, he seemed to be the same as usual. Shu was taken away.

Hua Banshu dragged Jiang Zhu back to the room. He stared at Jiang Zhu carefully for a while and asked, "Brother Zhu, can you take a bath by yourself?"

Jiang Zhu nodded.

Hua Banshu was not at ease, he led Jiang Zhu into the bathroom, and asked again, "Brother Zhu, are you sure you can take a bath by yourself?"

Jiang Zhu nodded.

Hua Banshu was still worried, but he was too embarrassed to help Jiang Zhu wash. After struggling for a while, he still said to Jiang Zhu, "Then you take a bath, I'm going out."

Jiang Zhu continued to nod.

Seeing that Jiang Zhu agreed, Hua Banshu left Jiang Zhu alone in the bathroom and walked out by himself.Although Hua Banshu went out, he was still very worried, so he secretly stood at the door and listened to the situation in the bathroom. Hua Banshu listened carefully, and he heard Jiang Zhu take off his clothes, and then there was the sound of water coming out .

Hua Banshu leaned on the door frame and probed quietly. There was just a little fog in the bathroom, and Jiang Zhu was blocked behind the shower curtain, unable to see anything.

Hua Banshu pushed his head further in, and then, he saw Jiang Zhu sticking his head out from the side of the shower curtain, and the two of them looked at each other.

Hua Banshu: ...

Jiang Zhu hadn't sobered up yet, so he couldn't tell from the surface, but his tone of speech was still dull.

Jiang Zhu stretched out his hand towards Hua Banshu, "Xiao Hua, come in and take a peek."

Hua Banshu: ...

Hua Banshu: "Just treat me as dead, thank you."

Jiang Zhu simply took a bath, but he washed Hua Banshu to the point of vicissitudes for several years. After Jiang Zhu took a bath, he went to bed and went to bed. Lie down on his own bed.

Jiang Zhu closed his eyes, but he didn't have the sound of long breathing after falling asleep.

Hua Banshu called out, "Jiang Zhu?"

Jiang Zhu opened his eyes.

Hua Banshu thought it was interesting that Jiang Zhu looked drunk, so he picked up his phone, turned on the recording function, and pointed at Jiang Zhu again.

Hua Banshu: "Who are you?"

Jiang Zhu replied obediently, "I am Jiang Zhu."

Hua Banshu suppressed a smile and continued to ask, "What are you doing now?"

Jiang Zhu: "Look at Xiaohua."

Hua Banshu: "Does it look good?"

Jiang Zhu nodded and replied seriously, "It looks good."

Hua Banshu: "Who do you like the most?"

Jiang Zhu replied, "I like Xiao Hua the most."

Hua Banshu smiled even more happily, and then asked, "Then why do you like me?"

Jiang Zhu thought about it, thought about it, thought about it again, and then answered, "I want to delete all those other people's photos in your computer and mobile phone, keep only mine, and no one else is allowed, what? Out-of-print and exclusive collections, if you don’t keep them all, it’s useless for you to cry.”

The half-sparse smile cracked open with a click.

The author has something to say: Xiao Hua: Brother Zhu, break up.

Jiang Zhu: Why?

Xiao Hua: Your wine taste is not good.

Jiang Zhu:?

How to tell if brother Zhu is really drunk.

Xiao Hua: Brother Zhu, can you take a bath by yourself?

Jiang Zhu: Yes.

Xiao Hua: Brother Zhu, can you take a bath by yourself?

Jiang Zhu: No.