What should I do if my teammate is biting again? [E-sports]

Hua Banshu didn't expect him to go to get a drink in such a short time, he and Jiang Zhu even had a son, Hua Banshu looked at the great sage, obviously not satisfied with this rebellious son, he avoided the eagerly looking at him The cheap son walked back to his seat with a pace of disrespect and sat down.

Hua Banshu took a sip of Sprite, and then made a sincere comment to Jiang Zhu, "Brother Zhu, I think you're particularly sloppy today.",

Jiang Zhu replied calmly, "Well, because I was chased by you today, I am very happy."

Hua Banshu didn't want to talk anymore, he just wanted to cover his face.

Hua Banshu thought that Jiang Zhu was teasing him again, he looked at Jiang Zhu, but happened to meet Jiang Zhu's gaze looking at him, Jiang Zhu's eyes had a slight smile, like the stars in the night sky.

Jiang Zhu's fans said that he has a pair of ruthless eyes, but when these eyes say they like him, they are so straightforward and easy to understand.

Hua Banshu knew that Jiang Zhu was really happy.

Hua Banshu felt Jiang Zhu's heart, and he was also full of joy. The corners of his lips curled up involuntarily, but he restrained himself from being discovered by the people around him.

Hua Banshu turned back to face the computer, he randomly clicked on various interfaces of the game, secretly happy by himself.

Jiang Zhu lightly touched Hua's half-hanging left hand with the back of his hand, "Xiao Hua, take care of me."

Jiang Zhu's voice was low, and his voice sounded a little cold, but every time he said this sentence to Hua Banshu, the ending sound would be slightly raised.That kind of contrast with a little coquettish meaning is like superimposing the full-level ultimate moves of all the heroes in Summoner's Canyon. The lethality is so huge that Hua Banshu can't parry it.

Hua Banshu's ears turned red, he withdrew his hands to avoid Jiang Zhu's teasing, and whispered back, "What are you doing?"

Jiang Zhu: "You have caught up with me, are you happy?"

Hua Banshu's cheeks turned pale pink this time, but he followed Jiang Zhu's wishes and replied honestly, "Happy."

Xiao Qiao, who was sitting on Hua Banshu's right, looked at these two people, and moved the chair away from them with a blank expression, silently expressing her dislike for the two loving dogs.

Hua Banshu: ...

Under Xiao Qiao's resistance, Hua Banshu suddenly remembered how many people in the training room were listening to the corner, he stroked his hair in embarrassment, and asked everyone without words, "Where is the cauldron?" , it seems that I have never seen him."

Wei Lan is a kind person, and he responded cooperatively, "The cauldron is swollen from crying and doesn't want to see anyone. He is probably hiding in your coach's office."

Hua Banshu only wanted to dispel the smell of dog food in the training room, he didn't think much, and replied casually, "Why are you crying?"

Little Qiao smiled, "I shed tears for the beautiful love between you and Brother Zhu."

Hua Banshu: ...

Hua Banshu doesn't want to talk anymore, he thinks it's more suitable for him to face the keyboard.

Hua Banshu stopped talking to Jiang Zhu, and instead typed for Jiang Zhu in the game. He asked Jiang Zhu if he wanted to double row together, but Jiang Zhu replied that he had formed someone else.

Hua Banshu looked sideways at Jiang Zhu vigilantly, a big vinegar vat was crumbling.

Jiang Zhu knew Hua Banshu's careful thinking, he chuckled and explained, "It's not sweetheart."

Hua Banshu continued to ask, "Then who are you lining up with?"

On the far side of the training room, the Great Sage waved his hands vigorously, "It's me, it's me, we're in duo! Brother Zhu, get ready, Batian's game is over."

Hua Banshu was a little confused, "What are you two doing?"

Dasheng: "Brother Zhu rushed to the crown and became a beauty. He is going to block those idiots of the HP team and beat them up."

After the Great Sage finished speaking, he looked at Hua Banshu and asked, "Hongyan, are you moved?"

Hongyan was not moved, Hongyan just wanted to ask why he didn't invite him to join him in beating people, is it because his mid laner is not fierce or his shooter is not strong!

Hua Banshu just wanted to call him when he signed up, but before he could say anything, the Great Sage shouted excitedly again, "It's open, it's open! I'll call 111, Wei Lan, see if it's with Ba Every day."

Weilan has been squatting in Batian's live broadcast room. While listening to Batian's inner Jiang Zhu how to sing with Little Sweetheart every night, he helps Dasheng and the others to check the time card and sign up. Weilan sees the 111 code that appears on the live broadcast screen. His expression became complicated.

Wei Lan: "A good news, a bad news, which one to listen to first?"

Dasheng: "Good news, enjoy yourself in time."

Wei Lan: "You and Ba Tian are indeed in the same field."

Dasheng: "What about the bad news?"

Azure: "You are on the same side."

Great Sage: ...

Jiang Zhufeng replied calmly, "It's good to be on the same side, is he an ADC?"

Bai Lu, who was also watching the live broadcast, replied, "Yes."

Jiang Zhu: "That's just right, I'm the assistant."

At this moment, the gg team suddenly remembered something. Jiang Zhu was famous for killing his own adc in the past, but later he has been playing in duo with Hua Banshu. Because of love, he chose to be an individual.

Everyone in the gg team looked at Jiang Zhu. Jiang Zhu lived up to everyone's expectations. When it was his turn to pick a hero, he showed a hot guy.

Everyone in the gg team is relieved, they can prepare to burn paper for Batian.

The hero Huo Nan played as a support, and he literally wrote the words "seeking to usurp the throne" on the top of his head. Ba Tian of the hp team saw his support messing around, and immediately typed objection dissatisfied.

[hpadc Batian: What kind of fire boy do you choose, replace it immediately!don't you know who i amProfessional players, understand? 】

Jiang Zhu didn't answer, but actually changed a new hero according to Batian's request. He chose a well-regulated pure support hero Bud, and clicked the lock button.

Batian was satisfied, Batian shut up.

Jiang Zhu was also satisfied, and Jiang Zhu smiled.

The Great Sage felt a little regretful, "Why did you listen to him?"

Jiang Zhu: "I don't want to change, what if he cancels and runs away?"

The Great Sage thinks it makes sense, as long as the people are kept, with Jiang Zhu's rich experience in running his own ADC, he should be able to play happily with any hero.

Little Qiao commented objectively, "Batian is too stupid. When it comes to messing with his own people, Bud is much better than Huo Nan."

Wei Lan: "Hahahahaha...Huh?"

Wei Lan is still squatting in Batian's live broadcast room to watch the fun. He saw the opening of the game, and he always felt that these ten ids were very familiar.

On the red side, the ADC is Batian, the support is Jiang Zhu, and the jungler is the Great Sage. They should have been placed in the top lane and mid laner positions of ordinary passers-by. Wei Lan didn't have dementia, he remembered that these two people were Fatty Sixteen from the next door and the champion official of his own team talking to each other.

Wei Lan shouted towards the innermost side, "Poison woman, are you the mid laner?"

Xiangyan: "Otherwise, is your father?"

Wei Lan replied, "My dad is not as cowardly as you are in the mid laner, and my grandma is not as cowardly as you are in the mid laner."

Xiangyan: "I'll give you a chance to say it again."

Wei Lan became stubborn, "I just don't want to bow to the man who controls the lifeline of the economy today."

The great sage, who was caught between Weilan and Xiangyan, was afraid of being splashed with blood by these two people, so he deliberately changed the subject and asked, "Who knows who else is on the other side? Is there any powerful little helper?"

Xiao Qiao immediately answered, "The bottom lane is Ou Kai and Bilian from the relegation team next door, the top laner is iiiiignite, who seems to be the CD team's ADC Shao Ran, the mid laner is Fenghe, the big anchor of the live broadcast, Yijian Shuanghan, and the jungler It's Team Little Joe."

Hua Banshu was a little surprised, "This is too coincidental, the whole game is full of acquaintances."

The Great Sage replied while manipulating the hero to hit the red buff, "What a coincidence, do you look down on my position as the head of the underground liaison station in Xiumu Community? Do you know how many brothers I have arranged to sit in this round? I have arranged more than thirty Brothers, including retired players, active players, team management and major anchors, of course Xiao Qiao team and brother Xiangyan were not arranged by me, I can't arrange these two."

Xiao Qiao helped to testify, "Brother Lu and I also formed a team and got stuck, but we didn't get in the queue. I heard that Brother Siyue and Daguo also formed a team and were queuing."

The great sage looked proud, "Xiao Shu, the ten players you saw in the live broadcast are the ones I made for you. Wait a minute, that Shao Ran on cd was not arranged by me, who arranged it?"

Bai Lu asked, "Isn't it just a coincidence to sign up and meet?"

Little Qiao: "Then what kind of character is he, so many people are stuck, and he just clicked in."

Great Sage: "Wait for me to experiment."

As the Great Sage spoke, he directly typed a sentence in the full channel chat in the game match.

[Monkey King: Enemy friends on the other side of the mountain, if you understand, call 1. 】

[Yu Qiao's Joe: 111. 】

[Not very ok: 11111. 】

[Don't Bilian: 11111. 】

[One Sword Shuanghan: 111111111! 】

[iiiiignite: What are you talking about? 】

The Great Sage said to the crowd, "Sure enough, that Shao Ran entered indiscriminately."

Although Shao Ran didn't understand what the Great Sage was talking about, the Great Sage managed to attract his attention, and he was not a fool. Looking at the pile of ids up and down, left and right, east, west, north and south, he also thought that this was a game of grievances , In fact, it is not appropriate to say that 8 vs. 1 is a grievance game. This is a siege game.

[iiiignite: 1. 】

Great Sage:? ? ?

Great Sage: "Is Shao Ran so good at Taoism?"

[iiiiignite: The tp I brought. 】

Shao Ran's implication is that I will send down the road at any time to help you beat Batian.

Although the group of people in the hp team were kindly called mentally retarded by the gg team, Batian was not so stupid that he didn't know what happened. Batian looked at the ids, the three princes of the bj team , the four accomplices of the gg team's flower team pet, and the remaining anchor is the well-known Hua Banshu Licking Dog. Among the nine people, only Shao Ran can still operate it.

[hpadc Batian: CD's, aren't you at odds with Hua Banshu, why are you helping them? 】

[iiiiignite: I'm honestly jealous of him, unlike you who are always acting weird behind your back. 】

Hua Banshu, who was watching the live broadcast, had a complicated heart, but Shao Ran didn't have to be so upright. He didn't want to lose face when his friend was deleted in public during the live broadcast.

Hua Banshu was a little speechless, and Batian was very speechless. He was about to reply to Shao Ran that he was sick. At this time, the enemy jungler Xiao Qiao suddenly rushed out from the grass. Xiao Qiao used a spear Prince, he stabbed Batian's chrysanthemum with a spear, and Batian's assistant Jiang Yiyi saw that his adc was attacked, and immediately turned his head and ran away.

The fragile Batian was beaten up by the three world champions Xiao Qiao, OK and Bilian. He sacrificed his blood without any suspense, while Jiang Zhu walked outside the tower very calmly after Batian traveled westward. Harmoniously make up soldiers with the opposite bottom lane duo, everyone makes up their own, and the only thing left is to chat about homework together.

[hpadc Batian: Jiang Zhu, you are sick!The jungler comes to gank you to run a fart, you play your father! 】

[Little Red Riding Hood: I analyzed the situation, and to save you is to send two. 】

[hpadc Batian: You analyze the situation! 】

[Little Red Riding Hood: In the lpl summer competition standings, the gg team ranks first, and I am the commander of the gg team. 】

In the training room of the gg team, Batian's violent scolding sounded, "I'm fucking his uncle's Jiang Zhu!"

When everyone in the gg team heard the sound, they all looked towards the source of the sound.

Wei Lan couldn't bear to look directly at her, "Poison woman, it's fine if you play games and watch the live broadcast, but you still use a small speaker to broadcast."

Xiang Yan replied with some regret, "No way, there is no big speaker in the team."

Azure: ...

Xiangyan was shamelessly frank, Weilan was speechless, Weilan didn't speak, Xiangyan didn't talk to him anymore.

Xiangyan only used one hand to replenish troops, and the other hand was actually eating melon seeds. He and the opponent's mid laner Yijian Shuanghan were in harmony like teammates. After playing the game for so long, the two of them could not even touch each other symbolically. No.

Yijian Shuanghan is very harmonious to Xiangyan, but it is different to Batian. He played a legal hero Xerath, who is called Wupao by people in the Jianghu. Approaching the lower road, and then activated its big move "Arcane Ritual", Yijian Shuanghan smiled, and first sent three intercontinental missiles to Batian.

Batian was dodged by the arcane barrage flying from the middle lane. At this time, the jungler Xiao Qiao who lived in the bottom lane jumped out again. OK and Bilian also followed. The four of them crossed Jiang Zhu who was calmly replenishing troops , worked together to kill Batian again.

In the training room of the gg team, Batian's angry curses sounded again, and at the same time in the game, Batian also scolded Jiang Zhu again.

[hpadc Batian: Jiang chases you trash! 】

[Little Red Riding Hood: Find out about the opening match of LPL. Xiaohua and I teamed up to win the opposite team, but now you will lose. Guess who is trash? 】

In the Batian game, Jiang Zhu could not be said, so he unilaterally exported in the live broadcast. After he was resurrected, he went online again cursing, and then Shao Ran, who was on the road, tp down, and Xiao Qiao in the grass appeared again. Seeing this, Shao Ran immediately went to His own defensive tower retreated, and Jiang Zhu also helped release a big move.

The hero Jiang Zhu plays is Bard. Bard's big move "Reconcile Fate" is quite special. It has no output or treatment. It just turns all people, things, and things within the range of the skill into a frozen state. Simply put Speaking of 123, we are all wooden people. Jiang Zhu's big move is to directly turn his defense tower into a wooden person, so that the defense can no longer attack the enemy, so Oukai and the others ran under the solidified tower and gave Batian Killed.

The Great Sage sighed, "How wonderful the fire man is, Ba Tian is such a fool."

In this game, Batian played 1v9 like crazy.

As long as he is dead, the other nine people will play the game in a friendly manner. As long as he is resurrected, the other nine people will seriously play with him. Forced to stay in place, and then let a group of enemies surround him and beat him violently.

The united team to encircle and suppress Batian had a great time. The game was still not over after almost an hour. Batian kept initiating surrenders, but his teammates all refused. The Great Sage even accused Batian of not being competitive.

The farce in which Batian was besieged by the enemy and his own team finally ended with Batian forcibly going offline. Later, the alliance fined most of them because of this incident. The total fine was 19. It is called "19 innings".

In the "19 rounds", Batian was fined the most because he cursed in the game and in the live broadcast at the same time, and was fined a total of 3 yuan by the official. He was fined 2 yuan.

Among the nine people involved in the trouble, only Xiao Qiao was not fined, because he is neither a professional player, nor a team manager, nor a game anchor. No official can issue a fine to such an "amateur" like him. This evaluation is, lpl's first sesame bun, the filling is still so full.

Batian was messed up by Jiang Zhu in the game, and he was about to explode in anger. After the game was forced offline, he immediately ran to post a Weibo. The Weibo roughly meant to clean up the entire gg team. The neck is waiting, meet in the summer game, he is going to kill the gg team.

Everyone in the gg team has only one thought after reading Weibo, so looking forward to it!

Jiang Zhu played Batian all night, and then went to bed with Hua Banshu for a few ranks. Jiang Zhu was in a good mood. When Hua Banshu took a shower and hugged his pillow to find Jiang Zhu, Jiang Zhu was on the sidelines. Blow your hair and hum.

Hua Banshu felt that Jiang Zhu's silver hair was too cute for him, so he waited for Jiang Zhu to finish blowing his hair, and immediately moved closer to him.

With bright eyes, Hua Banshu asked Jiang Zhu, "Brother Zhu, can I touch your hair?"

Jiang Zhu resolutely refused, "No."

Hua Banshu lifted the bottle of vinegar, and immediately started digging up old scores, "I can't, after all, it wasn't dyed for me, and I'm not a sweetheart."

After Hua Banshu finished speaking, he turned around and left. He took a step and was dragged back by Jiang Zhu.Jiang Zhu pressed Hua Banshu against the wall, then supported the wall with both hands, and directly circled Hua Banshu in the middle.

Bi Dong was caught off guard, Hua Banshu pressed his body tightly against the wall, feeling inexplicably nervous.

The corners of Jiang Zhu's lips curled up beautifully, and he said in a low voice, "Xiao Hua, give me a kiss, and I'll let you touch my hair."

Hua Banshu stuck it firmly on the wall again, "Suddenly I don't want to touch it anymore."

The corners of Jiang Zhu's lips curved slightly, and he leaned his body forward, coaxing him with a bit of force, "Little Hua, kiss me."

Hua Banshu blushed, pursed her lips and shook her head quickly in refusal.

Jiang Zhu leaned forward and continued to close the distance with Hua Banshu, until the two people's lips were close to touching each other before stopping. However, Jiang Zhu did not take the initiative to kiss, but continued to seduce gently with a low voice. The flowers are semi-sparse.

Jiang Zhu: "Be obedient, kiss me."

Jiang Zhu had an aura that made people want to obey. After hearing Jiang Zhu's repeated coaxing, Hua Banshu finally obediently stepped forward and kissed Jiang Zhu lightly on the lips.

Jiang Zhu was satisfied, he kissed Hua Banshu back, then patted his head, "Good boy."

Hua Banshu felt that she was about to explode like fireworks.

Hua Banshu was so beautiful that he forgot to touch Jiang Zhu's hair, but Jiang Zhu himself did not forget, he held Hua Banshu's hand, and took Hua Banshu's hand to stroke his own hair, "Xiao Hua ,Am I handsome?"

The little flower is so handsome that it is about to bloom.

After Jiang Zhu teased Hua Banshu, he took a comb to comb his hair again. Hua Banshu held back a smile and walked back to his bed, pretending to play with his mobile phone as if nothing had happened. Although Hua Banshu was trying to pretend calm on the surface, in fact he I especially want to run to Hammer Sixteen next door, ah ah ah ah, I got to Jiang Jian!

Hua Banshu was thinking about Shiliu, Shiliu really popped up, he sent a voice message to Hua Banshu, Hua Banshu didn’t know why Shiliu was looking for him at this time, so he clicked on it out of curiosity one time.

Sixteen: "Little petals, my sixteen's vision is really reliable, Jiang Zhu didn't take care of his sister late at night, that little sweetheart is the trumpet of the cauldron! Batian has been talking about Jiang Zhu's taking his sister today, As a result, the fans of the big pot couldn't stand it anymore. The fans of the big pot just now confirmed that the little sweetheart is the trumpet of the big pot. You said that this person is also the big pot. What are you doing with such a perverted name? Did you donate your brain to the hp team? .”

Hua Banshu played Shiliu's voice, and Jiang Zhu who was standing aside naturally heard it too. After Hua Banshu finished listening, he looked up at Jiang Zhu, showing an unfriendly smile.

Hua Banshu: "Brother Zhu, is my sweetheart sweet?"

Jiang Zhu: ...

For the first time in his life, bking, who was walking in lpl, felt that he was a little flustered.

Although Jiang Zhu panicked so much in his heart, his face remained calm for thousands of years. He explained to Hua Banshu, "It was the coach who asked me to play a few rounds with Daguo double row every day. He said Daguo Guo has rich experience in the field and can help me check for gaps."

Hua Banshu asked, "The coach asked you to 'date' Daguo too? Did you and Daguo 'think about being together'?"

Jiang Zhu: "No."

Hua Banshu: "Oh!"

Hua Banshu slapped Jiang Zhu's face, felt puzzled after he finished, and hit Jiang Zhu several times with his pillow. Jiang Zhu didn't dare to raise his hand to stop him, so he could only use his back to receive all of Hua Banshu's output.

The Great Sage, who was about to go back to his dormitory, heard the movement and came in. He looked at the battle situation and said hello, "Yo, what about the domestic violence? Go ahead, I'm going back to sleep."

Hua Banshu: ...

Hua Banshu thinks that he should go back to sleep too, the point is to go back to sleep!

Hua Banshu hugged her pillow tightly, gave Jiang Yi a sneer, and walked away haughtily with her chin raised.

Hua Banshu walked back to his room imposingly, he threw the pillow on the bed, lay down heavily on himself, and then laughed happily.

It turns out that there has never been any sweetheart, and Jiang Zhu only likes him.

Hua Banshu was secretly giggling, but the door of his room was opened. Hua Banshu heard the voice and looked towards the door vigilantly. After a while, he saw Jiang Zhu walking in with a pillow in his arms.

Jiang Zhu looked at his male god face and said aggrievedly, "Xiao Hua, I'm afraid of the dark."

The author has something to say: Xiaohua: Well, I will give you a bed.

Brother Zhu: I will be more afraid in strange places, can we sleep together?