What should I do if my teammate is biting again? [E-sports]

After Jiang Zhu kissed Hua Banshu, he went to the live broadcast calmly, but the kissed Hua Banshu obviously did not have the good attitude of Jiang Zhu, he slowly moved the chair back to his side, with a closed face Put mushrooms on the keyboard.

Xiao Qiao glanced sideways at Hua Banshu, and comforted him kindly, "Xiao Shu, think about it, at least brother Zhu didn't push you on a chair to kiss, and your parents and international friends didn't stand outside the window."

Bai Lu felt that the lord's training was a bit ruthless today, and Xiao Qiao was actually taking the opportunity to congratulate their coach, but Hua Banshu obviously couldn't think of that much. Hearing Xiao Xiao Qiao's words, he put his face on the keyboard in despair scroll.

Jiang Zhu glanced at Hua Banshu sideways, and was immediately struck by the cuteness of Hua Banshu's face rolling over the keyboard. He held back a smile and raised his hand to rub Hua Banshu's hair, and the live barrage immediately went crazy.

Who is sitting on the right hand side of Jiang Zhu, the old onlookers who were able to squeeze into the live broadcast room at the first time naturally know who is the reason for Jiang Zhu's ecstatic smile, the old cp fans who can squeeze into the live broadcast room at the first time He must also know what Jiang Zhu was doing when he reached out to Hua Banshu. The old Conan who could squeeze into the live broadcast room at the first time could of course guess it.

Jiang Zhu pretended not to see the CP swipe barrage. Seeing that the popularity of the live broadcast room had reached his expectations, he turned on the microphone and began to talk, chatting with the barrage with questions and answers.

Jiang Zhu: "I don't play games in today's live broadcast, just simply explaining the rhythm of being led by others."

Jiang Zhu: "I read the microblog of the person who broke the news. He can't be my high school classmate. His personal information shows that he is currently studying in a junior college. It is impossible for anyone in our high school to go to a junior college. What's wrong with the second-ranked school in the province."

Jiang Zhu: "I can do well in high school, and I didn't work hard. Maybe it's because I have good genes, but it's not that I don't know nothing. I'm just a very ordinary high school student."

Jiang Zhu: "School grass should be, but school bully is not."

Jiang Zhu: "What does it mean that I have a face that is so handsome that it is not easy to provoke? Besides, does not being easy to provoke have anything to do with bullying others? Not only did I not bully my classmates, I also A safe and harmonious campus environment has made outstanding contributions.”

Jiang Zhu: "What contribution? There are always gangsters around the school, you know? When I first entered high school, there were also around our school. I think they posed a great threat to the personal safety of my classmates, because I have a To protect the sense of responsibility of the students, so I often go to catch... to find the little gangsters near our school to learn from each other and learn skills. Of course, the main purpose is to guide them to be good, and hope that they can become qualified successors of socialism. How is this? Can it be called beating people, can persuading people to be good can be called beating people, I think I did a good job of probation, and the surroundings of our school are very stable and peaceful.”

Jiang Zhu: "As a person, I actually like doing charity work. After our school became stable and peaceful, I thought of those teenagers in the surrounding schools who were in dire straits. They are the delicate flowers of the motherland, and they should enjoy worry-free Carefree childhood, so I beat up those bad boys who were in the surrounding schools... After a few times of persuasion, our school district became very harmonious. When I graduated, the friends of the campus security team were very sad. , because they are about to lose one of their generals."

The Great Sage turned to look at Jiang Zhu, "Brother Zhu, you studied stand-up comedy in college, right? You used to treat us like gold because we didn't buy tickets?"

Jiang Zhu: "I majored in philosophy at university."

Great Sage: ...

The joke is not funny at all.

Jiang Zhu ignored the great sage, and continued to talk to the live broadcast, "Where did I just talk? In order to protect the personal safety of my classmates, I single-handedly guided the punks to do good."

Hua Banshu couldn't help interjecting, "You just want to fight, right?"

Jiang Zhu had a serious face, "Xiao Hua."

Hua Banshu: "What are you doing?"

Jiang Zhu expressed his heart to Hua Banshu.

Hua Banshu was shy. He covered his face with his hands and continued to install mushrooms while facing the keyboard, while the barrage in Jiang Zhu's live broadcast went crazy again.

Jiang Zhu looked at Hua Banshu for a while, and saw that Hua Banshu refused to talk to him, so he turned his gaze back and continued the live broadcast.

Jiang Zhu ignored those bullet screens, but switched to the Weibo interface. While searching Chongshui's Weibo, he asked the people who ate dog food, "I remember that Weibo that spreads rumors and slanders only needs to be retweeted." If there are more than [-] posts, you can be sentenced, that Chong Shui, how many Weibo reposts has he made now?"

Jiang Zhu paid attention to Shui's Weibo while reading the numbers, "4457 forwards, 2398 comments, 28005 likes?"

As Jiang Zhu spoke, he refreshed his Weibo, and Chongshui's Weibo disappeared in a flash.

Jiang Zhu: "Oh, did you delete the blog?"

Jiang Zhu guessed that Chong Shui was peeking at his live broadcast. He picked up his mobile phone, lowered his head and rummaged in the phone for a while, and then pointed the phone screen at the camera.

Jiang Zhu: "It's a pity to delete the blog. Fortunately, I took a screenshot when I was idle. You see, when I took the screenshot, there were already more than [-] retweets."

Jiang Zhu: "Actually, there are too many people who know how to photoshop now, and the screenshots may be said to be photoshopped, but it doesn't matter, I also recorded the screen, and I will play it for you to see."

After Jiang Zhu finished speaking, he really found another screen recording video, and excitedly clicked on it to share with everyone.

A group of people in the gg team looked at Jiang Zhu together, and they thought that Chong Shui might have been made to cry by Jiang Zhu.

Hua Banshu couldn't help asking, "Brother Zhu, does your family know you're so flirty?"

Jiang Zhu turned his head to look at Hua Banshu, "Didn't you know it?"

Hua Banshu felt that he shouldn't pull his face out of the keyboard, so he pushed his own face back into the keyboard.

Jiang Zhu made clarifications for himself, and at the same time distributed sugar to the Jianghua CP party, and both tasks were completed very satisfactorily. Just when Jiang Zhu was about to broadcast, all the bullet screens in his live broadcast room suddenly started to send "Batian Weibo" Bo" these words.

Batian is the adc player of the HP team. He had a conflict with Hua Banshu when he was in LDL, and Hua Banshu was banned for one year because of this.

Batian has now also transferred to the HP team, he and the heavy water who is suspected of being angry and crying are teammates.

At present, it seems that a heavy water has fallen, but a tyrant seems to have stood up.

Jiang Zhu raised his eyebrows, he didn't follow the original plan to broadcast, but followed the bullet screen to guide the way, and found Batian's account on Weibo, Batian posted a new Weibo 2 minutes ago, Weibo There are a lot of screenshots of the record, these screenshots are Jiang Zhu's, and they are grouped together with Jiang Zhu's account, and there is also a little sweetheart.

[HP Batian: #江激和女友夜夜双队# There are pictures and the truth, while selling corruption with adc, while bringing girls late at night, the gg team assists awesome.Please retweet 500! 】

Hua Banshu heard that the Great Sage said that Batian had posted on Weibo, he was too lazy to search by himself, so he just went to Jiang Zhu to watch with him, and then he saw the little sweetheart who made him overturn the vinegar factory.

Hua Banshu smiled brightly at Jiang Zhu, and took the initiative to release his skills, "Brother Zhu, why haven't you double rowed with your sweetheart today?"

Jiang Zhu: "I'm afraid you will be jealous."

Hua Banshu's smile froze, his cheeks became hot, and he moved his chair instantly to exit Jiang Zhu's live broadcast. A second later, Jiang Zhu pulled Hua Banshu's chair and pulled him back.

Jiang Zhu: "Make a statement in public. From now on, I won't line up with Little Sweetheart, but only with Xiao Hua."

Hua Banshu: ...

Hua Banshu reached out and snatched Jiang Zhu's mouse, and directly turned off Jiang Zhu's live broadcast. Hua Banshu still felt uneasy after turning off the live broadcast. Pull it down and confiscate it on the spot.

Hua Banshu threw Jiang Zhu's camera into his drawer, then twisted the key to lock the drawer, then put the key into his trouser pocket, and patted it twice proudly.

Hua Banshu was very satisfied with his operation, he raised his chin and looked at Jiang Zhu, which means to see what else you can do.

Jiang Zhu smiled. He opened his drawer and took out a brand new camera from it.

The flowers are half sparse:? ? ?

Jiang Zhu: "Newly bought, with beauty function."

Hua Banshu: ...

Jiang Zhu handed the camera to Hua Banshu, "Here, lock it up, I know you don't like people looking at me."

Hua Banshu felt that Jiang Zhu was too coquettish, and he couldn't fight, Hua Banshu replied no, and fled out of the training room in a panic.

Great Sage: "Hahahahahahaha!"

Jiang Zhu looked at the Great Sage, who immediately suppressed his smile.

Jiang Zhufa asked, "Is there anyone on the hp team live broadcasting?"

The Great Sage listened to the six roads and looked in all directions. When he heard Jiang Zhu's question, he immediately answered, "The heavy water is not turned on. I guess I have to go to the police uncle to surrender. Batian is in the single row. By the way, I will say hello to you."

Jiang Zhu: "Well, join me."

Great Sage: "Okay!"

Wei Lan didn't understand the dialogue between Jiang Zhu and the Great Sage, so he asked in confusion, "What are you two doing?"

The Great Sage replied, "God Du Ba, sign up with him."

The number of players in the high-end game of the national service is relatively small. If you stare at the live broadcast and sign up with Batian at the same time, the possibility of being assigned to the same game is very high. Jiang Zhu has already told The Great Sage wanted to block those members of the HP team, and now that Batian is provoking Hua Banshu with his little sweetheart, Jiang Zhu must have decided to kill.

Wei Lan asked, "You two really got together with Ba Tian, ​​are you planning to spy on the screen and fight? It's immoral."

Dasheng: "Just Batian's meal operation, Brother Zhu and I beat him, and watch his live broadcast to spy on his position?"

After returning to Weilan, the Great Sage said to Jiang Zhu again, "Brother Zhu, let's wait for Batian to finish this game first, and when he signs up again, we will start it. I will do some private things now, after all, I am LPL Hideki The station master of the community's underground liaison station."

After the great sage finished speaking, he really went with his mobile phone and didn't know what to do. Jiang Zhu replied yes, and patiently read the novel.

Xiao Qiao gave Bai Lu a wink, and when he turned around again, he happened to catch a glimpse of Jiang Zhu's computer screen. Looking at the green interface on Jiang Zhu's monitor, Xiao Qiao thought of a certain well-known literary website in his mind.

Little Qiao: "Brother Zhu, what are you looking at?"

Jiang Zhu: "Zhuang Sheng's fanfiction."

Xiao Qiao asked sincerely, "Does Xiaoshu know that you still watch Jianghua cp fanrenwen? Blow out the candles and then go to the car at dawn, that is also a car."

Jiang Zhu replied, "I read Yu Qiao's CP article, but why do you know what Jianghua CP wrote in the same human text?"

Little Qiao pointed at the Great Sage sternly, "I heard what Brother Monkey said."

Great Sage:? ? ?

Hua Banshu returned to the training room with a can of Sprite in his hands. As soon as he walked in, he saw the Great Sage calling Jiang Zhu his father.

Hua Banshu looked at Jiang Zhu, "Is this your son?"

Jiang Zhu: "It's yours too."

The author has something to say: gg group chat

Little Qiao: Brother Zhu, is Yu Qiao's fan art good-looking?

Jiang Zhu: It's okay, but the meat badges are all locked.

Great Sage: Zhuang Sheng Weibo is visible.

Weilan: Zhuang Sheng's own fan group, there are sharing in it.

Hua Banshu: Zhuang Sheng also posted a clip of station b.

Xiangyan: I have Zhuang Sheng sent my original manuscript.

Little Joe: (*^v^*) Thank you for joining us.

Protagonist: What a fart, you made it up.

Miss Bai Lu, the only one in the team who didn't care about Ji Wen, played a row of ellipses.