The National Treasure of the Attack on Rebirth

That's right, Professor Xu, although he is a quiet person, he definitely has his own experience in spoiling his wife.

In this regard, neither the president nor the male god Arnold can compare.

Because there are no special extra expenses on the earth, except for investing in the entire earth project, everyone hardly needs any money, so Professor Xu thought of other ways to coax his wife.

For example... Nishizawa likes to take a bath very much, but his obsession with taking a bath is very similar to that of chinchillas. As long as chinchillas touch volcanic ash, they will instinctively roll over and let their fur be covered with volcanic ash. Volcanic ash can remove the oil and grease on the fur. Dirty, in short, for chinchillas, after washing dishes with volcanic ash, the whole chinchilla will feel cute~!

Caesar would bathe in water, but of course preferred to roll in volcanic ash.

The way he rolls is similar to that of chinchillas. Totoro will use its two small front paws to dig ashes under its body and then lie down and roll. Fade Chen just lay flat, stretched out his hands, rolled on the spot, rolled around, Come back, roll twice, roll back, roll and roll... until you're covered in volcanic ash.

Compatriots at the base commented on this: Faulty!

But Professor Xu doesn't think so. Professor Xu thinks that Fade Chen can do anything, and he likes everything. Professor Xu thinks that since Fade Chen likes rolling in volcanic ash so much, he simply built a big pool in the base. Pour in volcanic ash, and Fade Chen can roll whenever he wants, and for as long as he wants.

When Fade Chen saw the big pool of volcanic ash, he felt that the whole Totoro spirit had been sublimated!

With this big pool, from now on, he can not only roll forward, backward, sideways, vertically, with clothes on, naked, but also in chinchilla skin and wagging his tail!

Cool!

Of course, Professor Xu is not as simple as just building a pool. As the best 24-year-old boyfriend on earth, Professor Xu and Fade Chen have blinded the eyes of single dogs in the military.

Fade Chen often stays with the chinchilla group, and he usually takes care of the delivery, care of the kittens, and medical treatment for the chinchillas, but Professor Xu likes to follow Fade Chen.

He followed Fade Chen, and it would be fine if he did some serious work, but Professor Xu didn't. Professor Xu liked to stand aside and watch Fade Chen do things silently.Stand by and pass water to wipe off sweat or something.

and!

Professor Xu has also learned a new skill - cooking in the kitchen!

Professor Xu has a unique skill, which is to make grass cakes. Fresh alfalfa is dried and beaten into grass powder, oats are ground into powder, and apples and bananas are chopped into puree. They are mixed together to make round cakes and put them in the oven. Dry it in the machine, and finally put it in the sun for two hours, not to mention chinchillas, Fade Chen can surround the straw cake in the sun for two hours.

Because alfalfa was added to the grass cake, it tasted very fragrant. At first, Alan and Timo ate some, but they ran to the toilet countless times that night.

So many people ate it, but in the end only Fade Chen was fine.Also fine are the group of chinchilla dumplings who ate grass pancakes.

The people at the base were all drunk, the straw cakes were delicious, but they couldn't eat them, so every time the professor made pancakes, everyone ran far away to save a group of people standing together and drooling all over the place.

As for Fade Chen...

"Professor, I still want to eat tomorrow."

"Nothing."

"Do some more."

Xu Shiqi didn't know where his thinking on the topic of "doing" went, pushed his glasses, and said solemnly: "Okay, do it."

Fade Chen: "..." What did the professor ask me to do? That's not the kitchen, it's the direction of the bed...

Hello!Hello!professor!It's grass cakes, not me!

……

afterwards.

Professor: "Are you full?"

Fade Chen: "..." qaqHuman beings are much more vicious than chinchillas...

In other words, Caesar, that is, the big Caesar, since he accepted a swimming trunk commercial on earth, his life has undergone a turn against God.

Countless advertisements swarmed in!Ask him to shoot on earth by name!How much money is willing to give!

Caesar himself didn't want to take it, but as a soldier, he also fought for the earth.

So before he was discharged from the military and still on duty on Earth, Caesar suddenly became the most valuable spokesperson in the Milky Way.It is said that this title is the official evaluation...

Caesar: "..." The most valuable peat, can't you let him be a soldier in peace?He tried his best to secretly enlist in the army, and finally avoided the fate of entering the entertainment industry. Now that he is a special soldier, he still cannot escape the fate of being a spokesperson.

Is his life full of bugs?

In short, after receiving a one-year endorsement on Earth, Caesar's mission expired, he retired, and returned home.

After he came home, he thought that his father, Arnold, the super male god of the universe, would tear his skin because he sneaked away from home for a few years to join the army, but he didn't.

His father smiled and came out with a signing document, and said, "Hey, the Earth Project is still very short of money. Although you have changed jobs and are not a soldier, as long as you endorse, you can continue to contribute to the Earth Project."

Caesar shivered and said, "Father, don't lie to me. I know that the professor is not short of money now. What he has is money, and the project is not short of funds."

Arnold's face turned cold on the spot: "Do you want to stay at home for free?"

Caesar thought for a while, and said silently: "When I was young, I made movies for you to play tricks. I remember that I made a lot of money at that time. You said you saved it for me."

Arnold: "Yes?"

Caesar: "!! No?"

Arnold: "No."

Caesar: "(⊙v⊙)!!! No, right??"

Arnold: "No."

Caesar felt that he was deeply cheated by his father, but his determination not to enter the entertainment industry could not be shaken!

So the next day, without packing any luggage, Caesar ran away.

While running, he sent a message to his father Caesar [Dad, I am about to run away again, you support me mentally, right? ] Caesar [Yes! 】

Caesar [Dad, introduce me to a job. 】

Caesar [Oh, there is a star who lacks bodyguards, do you want to try it. 】Caesar【Okay, okay, I'm good at being a bodyguard, who is it? 】

Caesar [Arnold. 】

Caesar: "..." Can this family get better?

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