The National Treasure of the Attack on Rebirth

As the only precious son of Caesar and Xiaobai, Xiaobao has enjoyed unparalleled treatment on the earth base since he was a child.

First of all, it has followed Professor Xu since he was a child, and was raised by Professor Xu himself. It is the only chinchilla that can enter and leave the base completely freely and no one cares about where it goes; second, it has inherited the good genes of its parents. It is the only chinchilla in Silver Spot that is all white with gray fur on its paws, and even the root of its tail and ears are white and bright.

Several times, Xiaobao got into the pile of snow rabbits in the base. Professor Xu and Fade Chen couldn't find it after searching for a long time. In the end, it was Caesar who snatched his son out.

Finally, Xiaobao has a very high IQ. This kind of IQ is not counted in the chinchilla group, but with human IQ as a reference.Xiaobao knows numbers, knows the countless identification buttons in the base, knows how to read words and expressions, can act coquettishly, be cute, spray urine, and the most important thing is... Fade Chen thinks that Xiaobao is definitely a second self-he has definitely become a master!

If he didn't become a master, why would Little Treasure always stare at the optical brain screen?Will you still use your claws to adjust the progress of the program?What happened to the smirk that pulled the corners of your mouth when you were watching a variety show?

Can Totoro laugh?Totoro can laugh!Apart from himself, Fade Chen has never seen a second Totoro smile!

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Hello everyone, my name is Xiaobao, and I am a cute chinchilla spirit~ Gongda!

I think I’m cute, my fur is white and soft, and my ears are round. Papa said that I’m the most beautiful chinchilla in the chinchilla group~(≧▽≦)/~I often go with the professor’s grandfather In the laboratory, there is a computer where you can watch cartoons, and you can also watch variety shows. I like variety shows very much, because I can often see Uncle Caesar there.

Big Uncle Caesar is the most beautiful human being I have ever seen. Big Uncle Caesar also has a pair of super invincible thunderbolt smooth hair brushes, which are loved by chinchillas. It is said that Uncle Big Caesar’s hands are also enshrined by our chinchillas as The god brush is the key protection object of our ethnic group.

The meaning of the key protection object is that the head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the hands must be oiled.

Ah, severed heads and bleeding are so bloody, skip skip...

In the base, I often follow the professor's grandfather, and I often follow several other grandfathers, but my favorite is Grandpa Totoro, um, that big Totoro that looks like a human.

I once asked my silver-spotted father, why grandpa chinchilla looks different from us, and the silver-spotted father said - because he has become a sperm.

Oh, the matter of becoming a spirit is like this. Our chinchillas are very smart. We can communicate with humans as a species, and we can also be friends with them. Our IQ is about the same as theirs. We understand almost everything they understand. , the only difference may be that our body shapes are not the same.

But the silver-spotted father and the pure white-haired father said that humans don't know that we have become spirits, they don't know, even the chinchilla father doesn't know.They also made me act stupid...

Don't always giggle while watching cartoons.

I didn't smirk!I appreciate it!

I was born very small, and I grew up as I grew up, but then I found out, um, maybe I ate too much when I was young, and at three months I was already bigger than a rabbit. My five-month-old Around the same time as those husky puppies in the backyard of the base, when I was an adult...

Hehe, my dads told me not to crush them when I sleep, but to crush those dogs...

What do you make... In the eyes of humans, the soft-furred rabbit is cute, the soft-haired chinchilla about the size of a rabbit is cute, and the soft-haired little hamster that is half the size of a palm is cute, but he looks cute than a husky Have you ever seen a big chinchilla?Have you seen it?Have you seen it? ! ! ! !

My sad chinchilla career kicked off with my ever-increasing size.

Grandpa Totoro once said, you can’t call me Xiaobao in the future, you have to call me Dabao.

The professor's grandfather stabbed me, and he said that when I get old, I might call the universe super invincible Laolaibao.

What the hell is Laolaibao!

Anyway, ever since I grew up to be very big, my efficacy has undergone some magical changes.

For example, when I was a child, I always traveled in a husky team, or was hugged and hugged by other grandparents and uncles.But now, as long as the husky team does not have enough dogs, I will make up the number.

Have you ever seen a sled dog? Have you ever seen a sled chinchilla?

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ If I hadn’t grown up in the chinchilla tribe, I would have doubted whether I was a dog or a chinchilla! What the hell is pulling a sled! You have considered me as a dragon Is the cat's young mind?

and also.

There are daily patrols at the base, and there used to be an enclosed alfalfa field behind the base, usually surrounded by many chinchillas, but since I grew up, that alfalfa field has become my business.

Once, in the middle of the night, I sat down alone, bored, I yawned.

Suddenly, a man climbed out of the fence in the alfalfa field—oh, some individual captives were restless again.

The man climbed on top of the fence.

He looks at me and I look at him.

Then, I heard him mutter: "Why is there a big white dog?"

Dog your sister! ! !I jumped up and flipped the man back with one paw. Maybe I jumped too high. When I jumped over the top of the fence and jumped to the other side, I heard people under the alfalfa field saying: "Look! ! White horse!"

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Oh, as long as you are happy...

Of course, I can ignore these flaws, but the only thing I can't ignore and makes me quite sad is that when I become an adult, I can't find a girl...

I!The rich second generation of the whole ethnic group, the third generation of officials in the base, and the soft-haired cute creatures with both parents, no chinchilla girls are willing to approach me.

They even complained that I was too big and said they were afraid of being crushed to death by me!

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Until one day, I met a huge rabbit... oh, that rabbit was a circle bigger than me. When I saw it, I thought it was really... so majestic~~ I couldn't help feeling shy in my heart Beeping up.

The rabbit looks at me, I look at it.

Then—it lay on its side and pouted.

How terrible am I!It was so frightened that I passed out! !

At that moment, the shyness in my heart turned into sadness, and I was so angry that I kicked its ass twice!

Dead rabbit, you wait for me!