Kneel down, the protagonist of Fish Lips!

Kong Ning gritted his teeth and scolded the system severely in his heart.But because of the previous lessons, he didn't dare to show it on the surface.

"I said, system, how can I go offline?"

【Ding!Players, please look at the watch on your left wrist!Press the button on the watch to see the game panel! 】

Kong Ning really couldn't stand the feeling of being wet all over, so he raised his hand hastily and pressed the little button.

Kong Ning looked at the task panel in front of him, pouted, very disdainful, how high-tech?Not even the damn system.

He saw the four shiny big characters "Quit the game" on the lower right, and raised his paw to press it.

Suddenly, he glanced and saw the character portrait in the upper left corner of the game panel.

...This person...is really...Kong Ning has black lines on his face.

"System!!! Is this what I look like now?!!!", Kong Ning pointed to the bearded head portrait and said.

【Ding!The player is correct! 】

Kong Ning, who was quite a little cleanliness, couldn't take it anymore.

wipe! ! !Just kidding! ! !With this beard on his face, where can I go to hook up with a girl, my lord! ! !Although I want to be a little bit manly, but he is like a bandit, isn't it! ! !

"System! Razor!!!" Wipe!I'm going to shave it off! ! !

【Ding!Razor 50 points!Mirror 50 points!Does the player redeem?whether】

Kong Ning: ...

"No, no, heh, heh!" Kong Ning squeezed out these four words from between his teeth.

wipe!I can't believe I can't find a shaving knife in this game! ! !Kong Ning pressed "Quit Game" with one paw!

snort!Wait for me to recharge my batteries, and I will fight again when I come back!

After pressing "Exit Game", Kong Ning only felt his eyes go dark, and then he went to a closed place.Surrounded by sticky liquid, he felt very uncomfortable.

Thinking that this should be the game warehouse introduced in the plot, Kong Ning felt relieved, and then looked for the switch to get out.

but......

After 10 minutes, ya, where is it! ! ! !

【Ding!The system said!Why don't you ask me? 】

"Fuck! I don't want to ask you! I want to support myself!!!", Kong Ning, who was still worried about the razor incident just now, blew his hair...

At this time, Kong Ning's eyes lit up, he finally felt a hard button on his thigh, and he pressed it very excitedly.

This time, the god of luck favored him very much, the hatch above his head gradually opened, and his field of vision suddenly widened.

Seeing this, Kong Ning immediately crawled out of the game cabin, and hurriedly started looking for the bathroom. (System: Hehe...)

"Damn!!! This kid can't even have a bathroom at home!!!", Kong Ning became manic.

【Ding!The system says yes! 100 points, a gift package of common sense in this world!Does the player redeem?whether】

The veins on Kong Ning's forehead twitched slightly, "Change!!!"

wipe!system!You wait for me! ! !Don't fuck let me know who you are! ! !

【Ding!100 points will be deducted from the player!Player's current points: 600!I hope the players will continue to work hard! 】After the system deducted points as it wished, the sound was very pleasant!

Kong Ning: ...Heh, heh!

After being indoctrinated with the common sense of the world, Kong Ning finally took a very comfortable hot bath.While washing and humming, he simply put all the previous discomforts behind him.

After taking a shower, Kong Ning put on a bath towel, and walked to the room shiveringly, preparing for a good night's sleep.And when he passed the full-length mirror...

Kong Ning looked disbelieving, pointing at the person in the mirror, shaking his fingers.

"Isn't this what I look like!!!"

【Ding!The system said, indeed! 】

"What about the bearded face?!!!"

【Ding!Please check common sense!Thanks! 】

Kong Ning saw himself in the mirror just now, and his mind was a little foggy, but now he recovered.

In the game, there is 50% right to adjust the appearance up and down. Most importantly, you can change the hairstyle and beard......

Kong Ning secretly breathed a sigh of relief, he still looks comfortable!

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【Ding!Trigger side missions: Please replace the heroine to save the poor little white rabbit!Requirements: 1. Rescue the little white rabbit and trigger the hidden task in the game. 2. Complete the hidden missions and learn the art of medicine and poison!Bonus points: 500 points, if not completed, 500 points will be deducted, hope players come on! 】

Kong Ning has just played the game, and is ready to get familiar with the familiar environment and experience the fun of holographic online games.He is an online game fan.The two most powerful weapons for nerds at home are novels and online games.Coincidentally, Kong Ning has both.

Who doesn't want to experience the fun of holographic online games? !Otaku with fish lips!Feel free to envy the young master! !Ah ha ha ha ha ha! ! !

I have to say that Kong Ning was excited!Although he was in the game before, how many bad things happened to him!He didn't care about whether it was good or not, and Kong Ning's eyes couldn't help but light up after he recovered.

But before Kong Ning had time to inspect the environment, he had just taken two steps when he heard the system sound urging him to die.

"Okay, okay, I know, I know!" Kong Ning was half perfunctory, half indifferent.His two eyes looked at the surrounding environment very intently, and he touched his hands excitedly from time to time.

After half an hour.

【Ding!The little white rabbit will appear in 5 minutes, please rush to the place in time! 】

Kong Ning's excited little heart froze, a little unable to react.

"what?"

【Ding!The system indicated that the location was five miles southeast, and at the player's speed, it would take three to ten minutes to run forward! 】

"Then what should I do?!!!" Kong Ning's head was covered, and he was very anxious.

【Ding!The system said, teleporting once, the points are 100!Does the player pay?whether】

"...Yes", Kong Ning replied weakly.

wipe!Why the hell are you just waiting to cheat me at this time! ! ! !What have you been doing for so long! ! !

(The system rolled its eyes: You didn't ask me again!)

Kong Ning felt a moment of weightlessness.

【Ding!Teleport once, spend 100 points!Player's current points: 500!Players please keep working hard! 】

Kong Ning shook his dizzy head, looked at the surrounding environment...

wipe!How is this different from the previous place! ! !System, are you sure you didn't trick me? ! ! ! !

Anyway, these 100 points were spent, and he could only obediently wait for the little white rabbit to appear.

snort!System, if the little white rabbit doesn't show up, hum...

While Kong Ning was still cursing the system in his heart, a white shadow suddenly appeared in front of him, and flew past him in an instant, and then...

With a "boom", it hit a big tree three meters away from Kong Ning.

Kong Ning was completely stunned.

....... Is this the so-called wait and see? ?

He walked towards the little white rabbit with stiff hands and feet, picked up the fainted rabbit on the ground, and poked his stomach very curiously.

Nima is unscientific! ! !It was installed at such a fast speed, and there was no bloodshed! ! !

【Ding!The little white rabbit should wake up in a while, please help it! 】

"How to save?" Kong Ning was at a loss, this one didn't bleed, and the other didn't have broken bones, how should I save him?

【Ding!Just pull a handful of grass and put it near its mouth!The answer tells you that 50 points will be deducted from the player!Player's current points: 450!I hope the players will continue to work hard! 】

Kong Ning's eyes widened: "Is this rabbit fainted from hunger?!!!!"

【Ding!The player's answer is correct, this rabbit is so talented that he can't stop running, so he found a tree.Hehe, 10 points!Player's current points: 440!I hope the players will continue to work hard! 】

Kong Ning: "...Mr. System, let's discuss it. Can you deduct all the points for a friendly reminder in the game? My heart can't stand it!"

【Ding!Good advice for players!All friendly hints and answers in the game system will be given away!Only 440 points!You can enjoy the friendly hints and answers throughout the game!Does the player pay?whether】

"......If you remind me in the future, you will no longer need points?"

【Ding!The player is correct! 】

"...I'll buy it!!!" Kong Ning gritted his teeth.

【Ding!The player has paid 440 points, the player's current points: 0!I hope the players will continue to work hard! 】

Kong Ning looked at that big shiny egg, and really didn't know what it was like.

【Ding!Please pull the weeds, thank you! 】

Kong Ning was not used to this polite voice.But he still obediently pulled some grass and put it near the rabbit's mouth.

...... Kong Ning watched the rabbit wake up quickly, and ate the grass in his hand at an even faster speed.

"Well, I'm so full!" The rabbit stroked its stomach with its front paws.

Kong Ning: ...! ! !

"How can a rabbit talk?!" Kong Ning asked the system in shock.

【Ding!Gifted!Well, he is an unformed rabbit spirit! 】

Kong Ning suddenly felt that the world was magical...

Rabbit: "A mortal with fish lips! Since you saved this deity! This deity will give you some compensation! Go to the lotus pond to the west and wait for Taoist Bai!"

Kong Ning looked at the rabbit with pride. ! ! !Damn, he actually saw a look of arrogance on the rabbit's face! ! ! !

【Ding!Hidden task: go to the lotus pond to the west and wait for Bai Taoist.Will the player accept the quest "The Calm Before the Storm"?whether】

Listening to the familiar "Ding", Kong Ning suddenly felt that the scenes were interspersed.

Nima! ! !What kind of trouble is the game in the game going to be! ! ! !

Kong Ning twitched the corner of his mouth, and pressed "Yes" to the panel in front of him.

Well, I should have accepted it sooner, hehe.

I love the name "The Calm Before the Storm" though!Domineering!

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Kong Ning squatted by the lotus pond and pulled the weeds with a hideous face.

Looking around, with Kong Ning as the center, the grassland with a radius of one meter is already bare...

"Shit! I've been squatting here for almost three hours! Will he come or not!" Kong Ning frowned.

【Ding!The system says, be patient! 】