Kneel down, the protagonist of Fish Lips!

"Shit! I've been squatting here for almost three hours! Will he come or not!" Kong Ning frowned.

【Ding!The system says, be patient! 】

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When Kong Ning was nearly killed by a gun...

His first reaction was: Rub!What a pain! ! !

The second reaction is: wipe!Which shameless person actually plotted against me! ! !

The third reaction is: wipe!Uncle Han, you have to be dedicated even if you are called a soul!My name is Kong Ning, sir! ! !

...uh, I...didn't...told him, uh, my name? !

In short, when Kong Xiaoningzi was shot to death, although his body fell down involuntarily, his flexible mind still followed the [-] grass-mud horses and ran wildly...

As a result, the running was too much fun, Kong Xiaoningzi's nimble little brain was suddenly overused, uh, unconscious.

【Ding! "Cruel President's Naughty Wife" main mission completed!Reward players with 1000 points, the player's current points: 1000!I hope the players will continue to work hard! 】

【Ding!Player A00001 acquired the skills of "one eye, ten lines, never forgetting" and "universal unlocking technique" in the last world!I hope the players will continue to work hard! 】

When Kong Xiaoningzi's children's shoes woke up, he was startled when he heard two ding ding sounds.

He pressed hard on his heart that seemed to be still in severe pain, feeling very scared.

Hey, hey, it feels so good to be alive!After Kong Xiaoningzi confirmed that he was still alive, he burst into tears immediately.With snot and tears, he went to the system to share his current feelings. (The system looked disgusted: Wipe it!...so dirty!)

"System! Are you there!" The voice trembled, but there was no lack of excitement.

【Ding!The system said!exist! 】

"Hey! I came back alive!!! Oh my god, I was scared to death!!!" Kong Ning can't wait to find the main body of the system right away and give him a strong hug!

【Ding!Congratulations to the player for successfully passing the level! 】

Kong Ning's eyes widened: "Ci'ao!"The innermost part of the system finally spoke human words! ! !

【Ding!friendly reminder!If the player doesn't clear the level later, kill it~~~Dear~~~~] That rising tone was full of malice.

Kong Ning's surprise and emotion suddenly turned into a mouthful of blood, stuck in his throat, he couldn't get up or down.

... Nima! ! !If I don't trust the system any more, I'm a fucking idiot! ! !

After this, Kong Ning's combat effectiveness immediately rose directly from -0.5 to +100. ! !

Damn it, the system, when I pass the level, I will find your body and smash it to pieces! ! !

Kong Ning clenched his fist and solemnly swore! ! !

(A certain party has watery eyes and a look of worship: What a great ideal!

The system has a look of contempt: a nest of brain damage! )

【Ding!After the player's rest time is over, enter the next world in 2 minutes. "Master, please drink tea!", please get ready! 】

Kong Ning was indulging in his own thoughts at this time, and he didn't know what he thought of, with a wretched look on his face.

【Ding!Start teleporting! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! 】

"Plop!" There was a huge sound of falling into the water!

Kong Ning suddenly felt his body lose weight for a while, and then fell directly into the water!

"Damn it! Help! Help!!!" On the surface of the water, a person's head was constantly moving up and down, and the calm water surface was suddenly disturbed and lost its beauty.

At this time, the shore.

Passerby A touched his head: "Since he can't swim, how did he get to the center of the lake? Hmm...I have to think about it!"

Passer-by B frowned: "What a sight!"

Passerby C looked nervous: "What if he killed the fish in the water?!!!"

Passer-by Ding rushed straight into the water, while passer-by E grabbed him by the collar.Ding, a passer-by, looked back, his face full of doubts.

Passerby E: "I'll go in and take a shower later! How dirty it is now!"

Kong Ning: ...Your sister ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ! ! ! ! !

Xiao Ningzi's mood at the moment is as if ten thousand muddy horses are galloping past his head! ! !Moreover, some even touched his head for a while, and then left comfortably! ! !

wipe! ! !I'm going to kill you guys! ! !Kong Ning's eyes suddenly turned red!

"You guys!!!... Gudu, Gudu..." Kong Xiaoningzi swallowed several times as soon as he yelled, and suddenly felt that he was going to choke to death!

"Help! Help!!!"

【Ding! "Swimming"! 300 points!whether】

"Yes!!!" A ray of hope suddenly flashed in Kong Ning's hypoxic mind.

【Ding!The player has learned swimming skills, and 300 points will be deducted. The player now has 700 points!I hope the players will continue to work hard! 】

Kong Ning suddenly felt that his body was much lighter, and his limbs swayed involuntarily, as if he was on land freely.

Passerby A expressed admiration: "This looks like drowning!"

Passerby B looked disgusted: "Destroying the environment!"

Passer-by C looked resentful: "I knew it! I knew it! Even if you pretend to be drowning, I can't forgive you!"

The passer-by was stunned.

Passerby Wu curled his lips, picked up Passerby Ding's collar, turned and left.

Kong Ning's swimming limbs stopped.

wipe!You are pretending to be drowning! ! !Your whole family is pretending to be drowning! ! !

Kong Ning, who was in the water, eagerly wanted to go ashore and beat those who deserved a beating!

I swim, I swim!

"He's a dead man!!! His stinky system!!! He knows to take advantage of..."...fire to rob.

"Boom!"

Kong Ning, who looked displeased, was directly thrown into the water by lightning!

【Ding!The system has reminded, don't be disrespectful to the system language!Players please take warning! 】

"Gulu, Gulu..." Bubbles kept popping up on the surface of the water.

Passerby A looked excited: "What a script!!!" (He is a script writer, and he came here to find inspiration.)

Passerby B looked happy: "This scenery is not bad!!!"

Passerby C was shocked: "My fish!!!"

Passerby Ding and Passerby E: "It's gone, don't read!"

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Kong Ning's paralyzed body was directly thrown into the water.

......wipe!This time it's dead! ! !

Kong Ning closed his eyes and waited to die in fear.

and many more!

How can I breathe underwater! ! !

Kong Ning took two deep breaths, and his big eyes lit up immediately!

Fuck!Do I have a unique physique! ! !This is the protagonist's life! ! !

Kong Ning suddenly felt that the whole person was full of arrogance!

Ouch!Soon after, thousands of younger brothers bowed down, surrounded by hundreds of girls!

Ha ha ha ha! ! ! !

【Ding!In view of the fact that the player's imagination is too serious, the system directly affects the system program!I have to give a friendly reminder!The player is now in the virtual water of the game, and no one can die! 】

"Simulation?" Kong Ning was at a loss.

【Ding!The plot has been released, please enter the task panel to check immediately! 】

【Ding!I'm sorry, I forgot that you can't move, you can read it later! ], the voice is full of gloating.

Kong Ning: ...Wipe! ! !I want to kill you! ! ! !

10 minute later.

Kong Ning shook his paralyzed arm and swam out of the lake with his head drooping.Suddenly caught a glimpse of the three people with different expressions on the shore, Kong Ning was shocked, turned his head, and immediately swam away in the opposite direction, with that momentum, tusk.

Passerby A: "The boy was drowning, and the elder brother went to save him. Suddenly there was a disaster, and the two had an underwater jqk!"

Passerby B: "I'm blind to this beautiful scenery."

Passerby C: "I'm going to report!!!"

Kong Ning swam from the lake to the shore in a mess, and could still see the three figures on the other side...

wipe! ! !Blind my dog ​​eyes! ! !

wrong!Pooh! ! !Blind my eyes! ! !

Kong Ning, trembling and still dripping, hurriedly found a place where he couldn't see the three disturbing figures on the other side.

He flicked his sleeves full of water and opened the mission panel.

[Level [-]: God, please drink tea!

Protagonists: He Yun, Yue Xiang

Player role: Kong Ning

Main task: Help the supporting role Yang Ce to win the championship in the "Who and Fighting" game competition.

Game background:

In 3033, the earth's technology has developed to an astonishing level!The launch of the holographic simulation game "Who and the Battle" has pushed the world's technology to the top!

Holographic online game: the player's body sleeps in the game cabin, soaked in the nutrient solution, and his mind enters the game world, with a degree of fidelity as high as 90%!The battle for hegemony in the world has gradually shifted to the holographic online game! The site of "who will fight for the front" is now a place where various business tycoons and military overlords compete for it!

Plot: The heroine He Yun, when she just entered the game, she triggered a hidden mission because she saved a rabbit in the game.After completing the task, the heroine finally learned the top two skills of medicine and poison in online games.

While going out to fight monsters, she ran into the handsome and suave Yue Xiang by chance.She fell in love with Yue Xiang at first sight at that time, and vowed to chase him.

Later, when Yue Xiang's gang "Xiangyun Club" recruited a doctor, she went there resolutely, and finally cured Yue Xiang of being cursed by the Dark Witch with a cup of tea.Immediately, Yue Xiang's affection for her doubled, and as they got along slowly, Yue Xiang also developed a secret love for He Yun, and finally the two became married couples.

At the most grand competition for hegemony in the "Who vs. Fighting for the Front" game, He Yun relied on her excellent medicine and poison skills, as well as her amazing memory, to help the "Xiangyun Club" shine in the competition and finally won the champion!

And the reward is the right to use all the land in "Who and Fight" for ten years! 】

Kong Ning stared at the long article and was stunned.

Holographic online game?

"Am I in this world game?"

【Ding!The player is correct! 】

"Then why can't I really die here?"

【Ding!correct! 】

"Then even if I don't learn how to swim, I can still walk out of the lake?!" He gritted his teeth.

【Ding!The player guessed right~~~~ It's a pity that there are no extra points! ], a gloating tone.

I wipe! ! ! !