There is a tiger sniffing the rose in my heart

At night, the pet shop is closed.

Pensive humans who refuse to turn on the heat lamp come home from get off work, leaving only a tank of hamsters to entertain themselves.

On that day, humans finally remembered the fear of being surrounded by furry rats.

Watching the other hamsters huddled together to keep warm, each hamster didn't seem to care that its face was squeezed into a shapeless pancake, and its butt was squeezed from "O" to "one". Chattering, buzzing, discussing who will be the first to run in circles tomorrow; discussing how delicious the big brother is today...

And as a (former) elegant star, he squatted in the corner of the glass box and spent the night contemplating how he turned into a hamster—and after thinking about it, he always felt that the culprit was The culprit is Jiang Luocheng's bastard——

For example, if it wasn't that Jiang Luocheng insisted on playing a mouse spirit but some other cat spirit or dog spirit, maybe he could use his human IQ to kill him again as a "genius cat/dog" Returning to the showbiz and continuing to shine -- now he is just a hamster, and he can't be found anywhere when the camera scans it. If there are more people on the set, he might be trampled to death; However, they may honestly turn back and take the road that is closer to the car factory instead of insisting on taking the special passage—oh, by the way, the hypocritical words of not going back the road are of course a lie, who the hell goes to work in the morning Don't go home after work at night - so, if he's not prodded to take that special passage, he won't get hit in the face by a billboard.

A billboard with Xu Qianqian's face on it hit her in the face.

I really feel that there is probably no more humiliating way to die in this world.

...What evil did he do?

"Eighth Brother, why don't you talk?" The philosophical hamster who talked to Jinran during the day came over, "Are you regretting that you didn't eat with Big Brother during the day?"

"...No," Jin Ran raised her paw and scratched her ear, "Can you stop worrying about eating Big Brother?"

"Why, do you think it's scary to eat big brother? I think so too, but I dare not tell people that if they find out, they will laugh at me for losing my honor as a hamster." He moved, and asked mysteriously, "Then what are you thinking?"

"I think……"

I was wondering what glory you get for being a mouse?

After thinking about it for a while, he was about to answer, but before he had time to say it, he suddenly thought of a very important thing—then he saw a certain dog stuck to the wall for an afternoon and a half night by the wall of the glass tank. The hamster finally moved. It stood up with two claws on its hind legs, then stretched out its hand, dug under its own body, and touched its own buttocks.

[Baidu Encyclopedia said: Compared with the female genitals, the male hamster's jiji is farther from the anus, the scent glands on the belly are obvious, and the male hamster's buttocks are rounder. 】Obvious aroma glands: GET.

The one that is far away from that one: GET.

Round ass: GET.

Jin Ran breathed a sigh of relief, rest assured that he has successfully retained his masculinity—although he has no idea what the use of this "masculinity" is, but he believes that if he finds that he has not only turned into a hamster but also a As a female hamster, he will most likely open his arms and yell at those big pancake faces in the corner: "Dear friends, do you want to eat Bamei?"

Now he doesn't have the urge to die for the time being—obviously, when people are in despair, their requirements will become very low, and a little bit of shit can make you feel relieved—for example, if someone dared to ask in the past Since "what will you do when you wake up and find that your Chi Chi has become a hamster model", he may not hesitate to stuff that person's head into the toilet.

And at this moment, when Philosophy Mouse was asking, "Eighth brother, why are you picking out your little bird?", Jinran turned his neckless head away in a very calm manner, and said, "It's okay, I'll dig it out."

Philosopher Mouse said, "Would it make you happy to dig it out?"

Jin Ran replied blankly: "Happy, very happy."

Philosophy Mouse showed an expression of "I didn't expect you to be so vulgar", shook his head and shook his buttocks, and slowly crawled away from Jinran - the surroundings suddenly became quiet again, and Jinran was thinking quietly He wondered what to do next, then, after realizing that he had absolutely no idea what to do, he despaired for a while, and finally found himself hungry.

Because I didn't eat Big Brother during the day, so...

……Kidding.

Just fucking hungry.

Although desperate, but can not starve themselves.

So he dug a millimeter deep under the sawdust on the spot, and took out a melon seed.

Holding the melon seeds that might not be enough for him in the past, he gnawed them for 3 minutes -- fragrant, crisp, overflowing with fat, and unspeakable temptation. Almost bursting into tears, he lamented how he had never found melon seeds so delicious before—so after eating that melon seed, he dug out another melon seed from under his feet in silence, and this time he took the melon seeds He held it in his hand and looked at it for three seconds. When he realized what he had done, he had successfully stuffed the melon seed into his cheek.

He knew hamsters were good at stuffing.

But I didn't expect that after the melon seeds entered the cheeks, they didn't stay in the cheeks as Jinran thought, but slid back as if they didn't occupy any space at all-this made Jinran a little interested. The little paw first pulled his elastic and strong cheeks. When he pulled his face from "o_o" to "o______________o", he found that his body also changed from "I" to "(______________ )".

Sincerely: "..."

It turns out that the sides of the hamster's body also have a very lifting effect. It is separated from the body and can store food. If it is spread flat, it can circle the earth three times.

So interesting, huh, huh.

Silently took out the melon seeds in his mouth, and then gnawed them silently, ignoring the invitation of the Shuoshu brothers around him who enthusiastically greeted the invitation of "myna come to squeeze", in the spirit of "who knows when I fell asleep, you Will you eat me?" The whole night, Jinran, a fledgling hamster, nestled in the corner of the glass jar and slept all night with a feeling of uneasiness and excitement (not at all).

……

The next day dawned.

Jinran opened his small round eyes, and at the first sight he saw the Shuoshu running desperately on the running wheel not far away, and accepted the fact that "it really didn't happen that the nightmare ended when he woke up", he As soon as I grabbed a melon seed, I didn't expect to face a new challenge——

This challenge does not come from within the hamster.

It's from evil human beings—Jin Ran's former kind.

This day was probably Saturday, after the stingy pet shop boy opened, from a distance, I saw a primary school student bouncing around holding his mother's hand——to a tank full of hamsters In front of him, he lay down on the glass jar with his paws covered in candied haws syrup, and after a loud "snap", he was stunned and stared at the big mouth that was close at hand and opened——

"Mom, I want to raise rats!"

Jinran could even see the cavities in his mouth.

In an instant, the word "bear child" quickly flashed into his mind.

Bear kids = like small animals but don’t know how to keep small animals = buy a small animal and toss it hard = one who uses too much force or is too excited will crush the small animal to death = shit!

Jinran retreated quickly, all the way to the hamster friends who were also frightened. This time, there was no time to worry about whether these guys would eat him. He was sure that he didn't want to be played by the same kind Death——after hiding what he thought was the most attractive part of his body—the cute round buttocks under his brother's fur, he poked his head out and heard the pet shop owner, the mother of the bear child, and the bear. child's conversation-

Bear cub's mother: "This one is dirty, don't keep it."

Bear kid: "I want to raise a mouse! I want a mouse! Give it food, take a bath, and teach it to box!"

Eating, taking a shower, and fucking punching!

Do you think playing Kung Fu Panda or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

It was creepy to hear it, and at the same time, he heard their irresponsible shop owner brother say: "This hamster is easy to raise, not dirty, equipped with bath sand and will bathe by itself-now there is a big winter hamster sale, ten yuan You only pay for one, and now you can buy a small cage for free, big sister, you can buy one for your child, small animals help to cultivate children's love and sense of responsibility!"

Sincerely: "..."

For ten yuan, "honesty" as the most basic personality of human beings is all gone, and it is also very hard work.

Jin Ran shrank back, and as expected, she heard the bear's mother hesitate for a while, probably guessing that such a little thing would not live for a few days, so she said impatiently: "Then choose one for me, Be more lively."

Hearing the words, he immediately threw himself down - spread out - like a dead fat man.

Shopkeeper: "Elder sister, you don't understand now, it's not good to be lively, hamsters just want to be fat and lazy, lively ones may bite people!"

It was too late to say it, but as soon as the shopkeeper finished speaking, people saw a small figure in the glass box jumping up quickly, galloping towards the running wheel at an incomparable speed, leaping forward vigorously, stretching its claws. He pulled out his paw from the same kind who were still running on it, and then he monopolized the running wheel and ran desperately!

Run, hamster!

Jinran: "Are you kidding me? I think I was a great god in the showbiz back then, so how could it be difficult for me to act like this—"

Bear child: "Mom, I want a mouse that can run a wheel! This one is so cute! I want it!"

Sincerely: "...Σ(°△°|||) I will do it!"

How could there be such an evil thing in the world! ! ! ! ! !

But at this moment, of course, I don't know that the hamster on the running wheel is about to go crazy. The mother of the bear child is obviously worried, worried that such a lively "hamster will really bite her baby, and she is looking at the shopkeeper to persuade the child. Give up, at this moment, they suddenly heard a loud "boom boom boom" sound behind them, they turned their heads at the same time, only to find that at this time, a heavy locomotive with a big red spray paint with a flamboyant bag, after a handsome tail flick , slammed on the brakes at the entrance of the pet shop!

The locomotive turned off and stopped, and a long leg was put down and stepped on the ground.

At the same time, the owner of the locomotive took off the safety helmet on his head, with short hair, blue pupils, and a straight nose—under the dazed gazes of the owner of the pet shop, the bear’s mother, and the bear, The handsome young man with obvious foreign blood raised his gaze slightly, scanned around the pet shop, and then paused on the glass jar full of hamsters.

He paused a little.

Then slightly frowned.

After a while, as if after a series of struggles and hesitation, the handsome young man finally spoke, and said in his low and very magnetic voice: "Boss, catch me a hamster, I want a male one."