There is a tiger sniffing the rose in my heart

"Don't push me don't push me!"

"Oh, who's claws stepped on her face! Oh! Her face is as beautiful as a flower!"

"Who is squeezing! Who! Squeeze a boat! It's all squeezed into a pie!"

"I'm freezing to death, I'm freezing to death, give me a seat! Give me a seat! Let me in! Why doesn't the master turn on the heat lamp? Why doesn't he understand the principle of being stingy and poor!"

……Um?

"Report to the second brother, the eldest brother is dying, what should I do?"

"Eat it, big brother, who's coming?!"

"I me me me me!"

"Me first me first me first me first!"

"Get out of the way, I want the whole world to know that my brother's intestines have been contracted by me."

……what?

what sound?

In the darkness, I could only hear rustling voices ringing in my ears...

When he received these voices, he only felt a sharp pain in his head, like thousands of needles being pricked—before he lost consciousness, Jiang Chuan's incomparable babble, Fang Yu's so-called forgetting to bring the key The slut's face, the billboard bearing Xu Qianqian that fell from the sky, Jiang Luocheng's panicked face, and...the world that suddenly turned black—these scenes were passed into his mind like a revolving lantern... …

Strange, do people still have consciousness after death?

Or am I already in heaven?

Yes, he guessed that he should have gone to heaven, because at this moment, he felt as if he was in a strange and comfortable place-but why was he so sure that this place should be the so-called heaven?First, Jinran thinks he should be dead; second, good people who die should go to heaven; finally, Yuan Jinran is obviously a good person in the eyes of most people, and this "most people" includes himself of course...

Although this is a somewhat strange paradise—it is different from the paradise in Jinran’s imagination, let’s put aside the noisy conversations of those chaotic couples, at this moment, Jinran only feels as if his whole body is Bathe in the soft, warm, furry pool...

Is heaven supposed to feel like this?

Although it is quite comfortable.

Jinran thought calmly, the warm and soft feeling of crowding around him gave him an urge to yawn—and as an elegant superstar, he almost subconsciously wanted to raise his hand to cover his mouth. He closed his lips to complete the yawn politely, so, caught off guard, his brain made a drowsy command of "I want to raise my hand" - when he finally realized that he was already dead, he should When he couldn't do anything, a miraculous scene happened at this moment——

He actually felt that his nerve endings had an advanced biological response to his pituitary gland.

To put it simply, he felt that his fingers seemed to be moving.

"..."

Again, dead people don't move.

So what's going on?

I'm not dead?

...I'm not dead? ! ! ! !

At this time, as if he wanted to confirm his guess, just when he was anxiously wondering whether he should accept this surprising guess, he suddenly heard all kinds of noisy voices around him become more three-dimensional in his ears The sound was not his own hallucination, when he sniffed his nose, he could even smell a pleasant smell of sawdust floating in the air, just like the smell of a wooden house in a resort hotel...

This is absolutely, absolutely the taste of the world.

He, Yuan Jinran, did not die.

not dead! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

It was too late to react ecstatically to the current situation. At this moment, Jin Ran, who realized that he should die, quickly threw himself into his role. He tried to open his eyes and ask the people around him to calm down and not disturb him. The patient was resting, but at this moment, he felt a huge furry thing rubbing against him, before he could open his eyes to see who brought the dog into the hospital, a big slap fell from the sky and hit him. his face!

Sincerely: "?"

Sincerely: "!!!!!!"

Fuck!

who? !

Stop and I'll kill you!

Jinran opened his eyes suddenly, and was about to get mad, when suddenly he saw a furry, huge monster with two small eyes approaching - at this moment, the furry, almost occupying the Jinran's big head with all eyes was looking at Jinran calmly, and the two looked at each other for a moment, just when Jinran took a breath and said "fucking monster" before he could blurt out, he suddenly saw the monster speak ——

"Hey, eighth brother, they are eating big brother, do you want to eat?"

Sincerely: "..."

Mom, the monster has spoken, Mom! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

The monster also invited me to eat Big Brother! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Hey, wait a minute.

What the hell is "big brother"?

Jinran shrank back abruptly, in exchange for the cordial greeting of "Squeeze a boat" from the people behind him, he turned his head abruptly to tell the people behind him that there is a monster flashing here, but he made a "squeeze!" After the movement of twisting his head ", Jin Ran found that his gaze had only turned in the direction he wanted to turn...for a while.

It's as if he has no neck—hehe, but how is this possible, he is Yuan Jinran, a popular spicy chicken star, with a superb figure, and a long neck that matches a big stick.

And at this time, the monster beside him stretched out its incomparably strong claws, and slapped cautiously again: "Look at me, do you want to eat it or not? ——Oh, it's almost finished!" , you still don’t want to go, I also think it’s abnormal to eat big brother like this, after all, we are so cute in the eyes of human beings, and it’s really ugly to make such a thing of boiling desire.”

Sincerely silent, dizzy by such a slap, I didn't have time to think about what the so-called "human beings" and "us" really represent, and what happened to the so-called "boiling desire" with such a deep adjective. At this time, I just subconsciously Looking in the direction the monster was pointing at, he saw a scene that made him dizzy: a bunch of fluffy and extremely huge hamsters, each of which was as big as Jin Ran, and at this moment they were "Chichichi" huddled together, frantically waving their strong claws, dismembering a corpse of the same kind.

Blood splattered.

Bloody.

Until their kind were eaten until there were no bones left, only a piece of bloody skin remained.

"..."

By the time Jinran realized it, his entire "person" had been stuck to the transparent wall behind him.

The hair is creepy.

The scene in front of him was so absurd that he began to doubt whether it was a tricky variety show from the beginning to the end, from Jiang Luocheng's appearance to the billboard falling to the moment when he opened his eyes and found himself in a closed space full of huge hamsters , and one of the huge hamsters was still talking, asking him if he wanted to eat together...

It's like the prelude to a horror show.

Jinran held back for a second, two seconds, three seconds.

In the end, I decided that I couldn't bear it anymore.

Jin Ran: "Where is the production team, I'm going to sue them for bankruptcy."

An extremely calm sentence.

When she said it, Jinran heard the sound of "Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi on back in her ears.

The sound is too three-dimensional, it's almost like it came out of his throat, hehe.

Ha ha.

Take a deep breath, raise your breath and close your anus——

Jinran: "Jiji (hello)."

Sincerely: "..."

Jinran: "Chichi Chichi (I am human)."

Sincerely: "..."

Jinran: "Chick chit chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi (resolutely support the Communist Party of China to overthrow feudal superstition)."

Sincerely: "..."

Shuoshu: "Hahahahahahaha what are you talking about! Are you a human or an elephant!"

Turning a deaf ear to the ridicule of the Shushu beside him, Jinran lowered his head to look at himself with a stiff face, and when he tried to raise his hand, Jinran saw his claws as huge as the "shushu" in front of him.

Turning his head, he saw that in the reflection of the transparent wall around him, there was a mass of milk tea color, which was turning his fat body awkwardly, trying to twist his face to the other side of the wall.

Sincerely approaching the wall, in the reflection, the thing is also approaching the wall.

He took a step back, and in the reflection, the thing also stepped forward with its short legs and retreated away from the wall.

Sincerely: "Σ(`д′*ノ)ノ!"

Reflection on the wall: "Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ!"

Sincerely: "..."

Reflection on the wall: "..."

Looking up and looking around, there are countless hairballs that are magnified countless times than in memory, pushing and pushing among the sawdust, and the face that was pressed at the bottom has been crushed into a big cake, but still looks at ease, I sincerely believe that, If it wasn't for that face being too big for the current self, he might sincerely praise: "It's so cute."

But now he really can't boast.

To be precise, at this moment, he couldn't even blow a fart.

When he was thinking about the operability of "humans suddenly turning into hamsters", he heard the sound of slippers "click" and "click". It was as if Godzilla was invading the city—then, he saw a young man wearing a white shirt who was really as tall as Godzilla, with this pink bib on his chest approaching.

Jinran stuck her face back to the wall behind her with a terrified expression.

Then he saw that Godzilla with a human face raised the roof of the place where he was impatiently, and a huge hand descended from the sky, driving away the big rats who gathered together to "eat big brother" , while complaining in the common human language of the earth that Jin Ran is familiar with: "What are you doing, eat another one... I will give you a separate cage tomorrow, you will die of loneliness, a bunch of little bastards."

Godzilla pulled out the remaining skin of "Big Brother" with his gloved hand.

The younger brothers who surrounded the "big brother" dispersed in a rush.

Only Jinran, who was stuck tightly to the glass wall with a terrified face, was left, and the only thing left in his mind was two large characters that circulated endlessly——

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