Social animals don't deserve love

When I walked back to the round table with three cups of coffee, the atmosphere of the three people at the table was even more weird than before.Putting down the tray and delivering the cups to everyone, Ms. Qian was satisfied to see that she was the only hand-milled model: "Come and rest for a while, if Xiao Fuxue's hands are rough because of these things, I will die of guilt." ~"

I walked up to her and sat down, picked up the sugar cube and asked, "Two and a half yuan?"

"I like Xiao Fuxue so much, how do you know?" She watched curiously as I put two pieces of sugar first, then crushed another piece and dropped it into half of the cup.

I pursed my lips and smiled, "That's exactly the amount of sugar that Mr. Edward prepared for you when we first met." I looked at the short-haired lady seriously, as if she was really a lover.

As long as I promise to do something, I will earnestly complete it, even if it is a "love" like a joke.

Miss Qian picked up the porcelain cup and leaned back on the chair, sighed softly and raised her legs: "Ah... How about we fast forward to Hawaii to get married? My dear, what kind of wedding do you like?"

Ah... let's forget it, I'm sure my sexual orientation doesn't cover the same sex.

"It's not impossible to get married, but after marriage, Xiaoqian, if you go to see those male publicists, I will be jealous, so think carefully!"

I cut the cake into small pieces with a few knives, took one of them and brought it to her mouth with a bright smile: "No matter where you went today, who you talked to, or what you did, I can see it all... , is that okay?"

Marriage is not child's play, and I couldn't be more aware of that.

Miss Qian's reaction is unknown, but Dazai lifted his chin and glanced at his glasses: "Oh? An~wu~ I'm really surprised to see you sitting here so well."

"Shut up, Ms. Michiko Tsushima!" I rolled my eyes.

This is a complaint about his behavior of opening a female account to communicate with Anwu, and I submitted those two letters to the court as evidence of suspected infidelity.

Dazai shut up, Ango's expression was extraordinary: "..."

——I know that my wife has a high IQ and amazing observation skills, but I didn't expect her to reach such a terrifying level.

So how did he catch her in the first place?Could it be that they have been helped out of poverty?

The air was frozen, Miss Qian drank coffee and bit the cake I brought to her mouth: "It tastes very good. I understand what Xiao Fuxue means. If you want to be your lover, you must be the center of his world , Correspondingly, I will get everything from you.”

"It's really a thick and terrible love...but it's fair and not disgusting. And you will tell the truth from the beginning, at least it is much more interesting than people who approach people with hypocritical purposes."

"If one day my heart stops wandering, I hope it can dock by your side."

She smiled and approached me, the smell of cologne and tobacco invaded my world along with the clear mist.Mr. Sakaguchi, who was sitting opposite, suddenly broke out a long series of coughs and interrupted our staring: "Fubuki, in view of my bad example, I hope you must think carefully before choosing a mate again."

Damn, why is it so heartbreaking to say this.

As expected, she veiled her refusal, and I fell on the young lady's shoulder and smiled with downcast eyes.

Yes, people like me who are frightened by loneliness, once they climb on the driftwood, they will definitely not let go until they are submerged and covered together.

"It's all your fault, Ango, even I can't stand it anymore."

Dazai, who had been snickering secretly for a long time, changed his expression for a rare moment of solemnity, and the glasses almost spilled coffee on his body after being hit repeatedly: "..."

Nothing is right, only silence.

Half an hour later, this awkward tea party came to a successful conclusion. Dazai got five "Sky Casino" invitations, one of which was handed over to me, and the other four were snatched by this guy as soon as he stuffed it into the pocket of his windbreaker. A: "I will figure out who to send it to, trust me?"

I ignored him, got up and sent Miss Qian out to the car.

"Little Fubuki, I really like you a little bit..." Walking out of the campus, she took out a cigarette from the cigarette case and lit it between her lips: "If the time can go back to the time when you were so desperate, I will definitely kidnap you and run away. Won't you go?"

As she said she put one hand on the roof of the car and opened the palm of the other hand, I smiled and stepped forward to take a pat: "Go, since it's my girlfriend, it must be more important than everything else."

She laughed and winked at me, jumped over the car door and got in the car. The sleek sports car started off slowly, and then disappeared in a flash.

Tsk, scared one away.

Back at the coffee shop, all the fake fish in the pond had run away.After I handed out all the leaflets conscientiously, the colleagues who had avoided the Shura field early came over under the guidance of Mr. Luanbu and called me to go back to work together: "Let's go, do you need to chip in to treat you to a drink or something? "

"What have you all come up with, call it a day!"

After changing clothes and returning to the office, he saw a miraculous scene. Atsushi Nakajima lay on the desk as if out of his body, and Socrates squatted on his back and patiently licked the boy's hair.

For animals like cats, the most direct expression of social relationship is that cats with high status will lick the fur of cats with low status.

Socrates is promising!He even accepted a big tiger as his younger brother.

"Ah, everyone is back. Sister Fuxue, please take the cat away, please, I was almost crushed to the point of being out of breath..." Aden, who was in a state of vomiting, was revived instantly when the seniors walked into the office, screaming wildly The end is to be "poisoned" by the boss.Crouching on his back, Gunyuan Jubai bit the nape of the cat's neck, and the boy almost jumped up with a loud cry: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Okay, okay, got it, Socrates? Come on."

I pull out a can of cat tuna from my desk drawer: "Eat the can!"

The cat immediately abandoned the new, unpromising little brother, and Meow, Meow, and Aww coquettishly trotted around my legs.

"I'm finally saved..." The boy got up and stretched, and after feeding the cat, I gave him the takoyaki I brought back: "Thank you for your hard work, let's eat."

"Yeah, it smells so good. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!" The boy puffed his cheeks and made a series of noises, and Mr. Kunikida, who was obsessed with the report from the beginning to the end, said without raising his head: "You can't even control an animal, you need Reflect on yourself."

"No no no no no no no..."

"The same cat family, the tiger is actually overwhelmed by the house cat in terms of momentum, I don't know what to say about you."

"Um!"

"What you should do after discovering a weakness is to be aggressive rather than evasive."

"Well……"

"Well, I'll watch over you."

"You two, how do you communicate?" No matter how you heard it, it was "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu".

A Dun tried his best to swallow what was in his mouth: "What's Sister Chuuxue eating tonight? I'll go to the market to buy later!"

"It's refreshing in summer... Cucumbers, tomatoes, and other things you can figure out." I turned on the computer and sorted out the files. After 15 minutes, I heard the voice of the youthful spirit: "I'm going out!"

However, there was still no news about Atsushi Nakajima until Jinghua came back from the school festival. He is not the kind of child who just let go, what's going on?

I completely deleted half of the phone number I entered, and suddenly looked up at Kunikida Doppo who was about to get off work: "Something happened to Aden!"

"Huh?" He obviously didn't react: "What did you say?"

"I said something happened to A-Dun."

Atsushi Nakajima, an orphan who escaped from an unnamed orphanage, although he is a tiger designated by the military and police as a beast of disaster with supernatural powers, he lives a life that is more desolate than anyone else.Previously picked up by Osamu Dazai from the edge of crime, he is cowardly and prone to low self-esteem, and has strong self-denial emotions. The feedback of the abandoned cat effect on Dazai is very obvious, and he will never stay away from the detective agency he regards as a nest for a long time for no reason.

It is known that Arden will not take the initiative to attack others, and it is known from the report that only PortMafia has had a grudge against him, so...

"High probability of being kidnapped by PortMafia, the reason is unknown."

I thought for a while, and finally dialed Dazai's number.

Thank goodness he wasn't floating in some river or sea, and the phone was working fine.

"Dazai, Aton is likely to be kidnapped, what information do you have about it?" I clenched my phone and walked towards the stairs, Kunikida Doppo finally realized that this was not a joke: "You don't have the ability to fight independently, you'd better stay in the Don't act alone in the office. I'll go out and ask the surveillance along the street, Tanizaki!"

Junichiro stood up in response, "I'm going to the market."

"Split up and keep the phone open, I hope Yada is wrong."

Eyes intertwined, I retreated to the office, the door opened and closed in front of me: "I shouldn't let him go out alone..."

"What, it's his own trouble in the first place, and you are too troublesome for yourself." Mr. Ranpo, who has been sitting behind his desk reading a newspaper, threw the newspaper on the table: "The detective agency is not an agency dedicated to protecting him. There's no need to stop working to find..."

I picked up Socrates, who was wandering around by my feet, and walked to him. I looked down and saw a pair of transparent emerald green eyes: "But didn't Mr. Ranpo protect me without hesitation back then?"

The detective turned his face away vigorously: "At that time, I didn't know you well enough, and you treated me to limited-edition snacks, and you were entrusted by the military and police for protection. It's not my style to take benefits and do nothing."

"Okay, okay, Mr. Ranpo is great, he is the number one detective in the universe!" Touching Socrates' ear that was turning around with one hand, the childish young man squinted his eyes triumphantly: "For you have eyesight!" , Heh heh heh. Unless Atsushi Nakajima also treats me to food for a week, no, a month, unless he treats me to snacks for a month, I will definitely not do this favor!"

It's really hard-spoken and soft-hearted. Snacks for a month sound scary, but there is no specific type of snacks.If you can buy a large plastic bag of rough dim sum with a banknote, let alone a month, it doesn’t cost you much money even a year.

"No problem, I will promise him first, if A-Dun doesn't treat you to eat, I will treat you to eat, thank you, Mr. Luanbu." I changed a new newspaper to him while he hummed triumphantly: "This is A new order, dedicated to publishing various comics."

"Heh heh heh, you're not stupid, wait for Kunikida and the others to come back and show me the clues."

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