Social animals don't deserve love

A few days after the weekend is Kyoka's campus festival.The two of us got up early and set off early. When we arrived at the school, we saw welcome flower baskets outside the gate. There were a lot of ribbons and balloons tied to the trees on both sides of the road, which was very lively.

The students assigned to the preparation work came earlier, and they walked into the campus in twos and threes carrying various props.Walking to the designated area, the mobile home has been built, and the teacher in charge of the class has sent decoration materials and is telling the students how to use them correctly.

"Do you need help?" I looked down at the skirt on my body. If I knew earlier that there would be manual labor, I wouldn't be wearing such a lady.

The teacher in charge looked up and saw us when he heard the movement, and immediately let go of the students around him and came over: "Miss Yada, Izumi-san."

"Good day." I pointed to the prefabricated house: "What can I do?"

"You can just stand at the door and help distribute the leaflets later, and leave the rest to those brats." He gave a thumbs up to the male students behind him, strange screams and whistles came and went.

No matter how young the protagonist who saves the world in the comic magazine is, in reality, he is still a child at the age of [-] or [-], and it is impossible for me to stand by and watch them busy: "Then give me the job of drawing signs? I'm better at this."

There are several buckets of paint next to the pile of decoration materials, which can greatly save the time for site layout.

"Then, I will trouble you, Ms. Yada!" The teacher in charge ordered a few students to come over to help me, and ran back to the boys team with their heads down to lead them to keep busy.

I successfully completed the establishment and painting of the coffee shop before the campus festival. The appearance of the Whirlpool Cafe downstairs in the Detective Agency has been compared by me. Now it is here.The following main work is fully entrusted to the students to run by themselves. Some of the parents who helped out went to visit other places with their children, and some stayed like me.

Kyoka and her good friend Fujimaru girl were standing at the door in a masculine style maid skirt. In order to keep in line with them, I took the clothes handed over by the girls and changed into them. Thanks to my short height, I blended in perfectly. ...

I just don't want to admit it!

The campus festival is open to the public, and anyone can participate as long as they hold the invitation letter issued by the students at home.Soon I found many familiar figures. It didn’t take long for my colleagues who skipped work for various reasons to participate in the event to completely give up their disguise, walked into the coffee shop and raised their hands to order: "Here, here! Order here!"

You guys, go and report with Mr. Kunikida when you have nothing to do!Come here and watch what I do!

"Of course I want to meet Fubuki-chan's 'girlfriend'~" Osamu Dazai, who frantically threw sugar cubes into his coffee, obviously couldn't forget the "rich young lady".Seeing that he paid a little attention to his words and deeds in Jinghua's school, I decided not to add ingredients to his coffee: "You don't want to bring everyone here, what about the office?"

"It's okay, we'll be back soon. If we stay too long, we'll trouble Little Mirror Flower, right?" The young man propped his face with one hand and showed a smile that could make Huaichun girls scream. My first reaction was... ...Miss Qian is really here?

Well, Osamu Dazai didn't just show me a smile. No matter what this person does, he has a strong purpose. If he doesn't think he has a purpose, he probably doesn't see it.

"Blowing snow~" A bouquet of fiery red roses appeared in front of her, and Miss Qian, who had short hair in a suit and a lollipop in her mouth, walked straight over as soon as she entered the cafe: "You are so cute today, my princess."

That...that's it...how should I put it, a 24-year-old woman is called "His Royal Highness" like a little girl, and apart from being a little ashamed, she still can't help but want to "hehehehe" in her heart.

I took the rose, broke off one and stuck it on her neckline: "Thank you, you are also handsome today."

If it is really a lover, I should praise from the bottom of my heart at this moment.

"Where's our little princess?" Miss Qian's gaze jumped over Ikaika's glowing Dazai Osamu, moved between Kyoka and Fujimaru Tachika, and finally stopped on Kyoka: "Is it this one?"

"Quan Jinghua, I will take care of you for the time being." I beckoned the little girl over, "Jinghua, this is the Miss Qian I told you about."

"Oh, don't be so serious and polite, you should call me Qianxun or Xiaoqian."

She held a lollipop like a cigarette, fumbled in her pockets left and right to find a small box, took out a brooch from it and handed it to Jinghua: "My vision is absolutely good, and I will never be laughed at in 50 years. "

This is of course a joke. Can Jinghua still wear a macaron-colored rainbow unicorn brooch 50 years later? !

I let Jinghua go to be with my friends. I felt that if I continued to ignore Dazai, he would be a monster. I hurriedly introduced my colleagues one by one before the bottom line: "They are all investigators from the detective agency..."

"Oh?" Miss Qian gave the shiny Dazai a look: "I'm not interested in this type of depression and decadence. Spending money is to make myself happy, not to have nothing to do to play sadomasochism. After all, I can't get it." Responding to love is not within the scope of my collection!"

Dazai: "..."

I:"……"

In a sense, Ms. Qian is surprisingly keen, and her cognition of Dazai hits the soul directly. This is probably the special communication method between Neptunes, and an honest person like me can't understand it at all.

They looked at each other as if there was an electric wave piercing through the air, and just when I was about to make a sound to calm the atmosphere, the door of this temporary coffee shop was pushed open again.

It wasn't a student or a student's parent who came in, but someone who theoretically couldn't have time to wander around.

"Fubuki? Dazai? And this...?"

Well, the glasses will appear here, it must be Dazai's fault.

"You guys... chat slowly, Xiao Jinghua, will you show us around the school? Is there a drama club? Let's go for a walk."

Sensing the danger, Naomi pulls Junichiro up.Colleagues responded to her suggestion one after another, not only slipping away from this scary and weird Shura field, but also taking Jinghua and her friends away.

In an instant, there were only four people left at the table where they were happily sitting around just now. Dazai sat motionless in the same place, Miss Chi took my hand, and ex-husband Mr. Ango Sakaguchi approached and took out the familiar small medicine box from his pocket: "Today's sleeping pill, don't forget to take it."

"Oh."

I took the medicine box, and before I could put it in, Miss Qian picked it off with two fingers and put it in front of me to look at it over and over again: "Such a rough thing, which quack doctor prescribed it for Xiao Chuuxue? I want to complain to him!"

"I was a bit insomniac before, but it's much better now, and I think I can stop using it soon." I spread my hands, and she smiled and put the box in my palm and squeezed it tightly: "Get well soon, I will feel distressed."

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

He wrinkled his expression as if he was constipated and looked at Osamu Dazai, who spread his hands together: "Ah... Fubuki-chan cheated on me in front of me just now. A woman who has been hurt always needs more tenderness and love." Tolerance can restore, so I forgive her~"

No, why do you have the face to say it so seriously, as if you really have an ambiguity with me that is beyond colleagues?Your railroad track has never appeared in front of me, okay? What is derailment? I am obviously out of the closet!

Miss Qian stared at the glasses and swiped up and down several times, then looked away and pulled me into her arms, and raised my chin with her v-level expression in the cowherd shop: "Xiao Fuxue, who is this person?"

Osamu Dazai was afraid that the excitement would be too small and continued to add fuel to the fire: "The legendary ex-husband~"

All of a sudden, other parents passing by had several headlines clearly written on their faces - "r", "wife", "husband xx"

Don't worry about wind reviews or anything, go back and directly poison the crab to death Dazai Zhi, the root of all evil.

Glasses is a decent person, and he abides by workplace etiquette and bows and stretches out his hand: "Hello. It's the first time we meet, Sakaguchi."

Miss Qian shook hands with him without hesitation: "It's our first meeting."

You people with supernatural powers are all heart goods!Don't think I didn't see the white light flashing across the lenses of my glasses!

Pulling Miss Qian's hand back, I pushed her to sit down: "What do you want to drink?"

"Xiao Fuxue brewed coffee for me with her own hands. No matter what it is, it must be the best drink." Her hands were clasped together again, and the light was refracted dazzlingly on the short-haired woman's crystal earrings.I admitted that I was intentional, bent down and touched her cheek lightly, retracted my hand and hugged the round tray tightly: "I'll go to the back kitchen to see if there is any good food, see you later."

Ignoring Tai Mouzhi who made a "whistling" mouth shape and the cracked glasses in place, I threw off the hem of my skirt and went straight to the bar.

——It doesn't matter, the three of you have your own internal yin and yang, it seems that you are all fish in my pond, and none of them are real!

"Miss Yata..."

The students at the bar hurriedly moved away, allowing me to jingle the tools.

"Xiao Fuxue is so cute, isn't she? She's already extremely annoyed in her heart, but she can't even make a fierce expression. Such a gentle wife is worth laughing at just thinking about it."

Miss Qian touched the spot where her face was touched, feeling triumphant.

This "girlfriend" who came here temporarily to collect stamps is very good at giving people face, and she is very good. She is the kind of reliable type who earnestly fulfills her promises.It's a pity that I was too serious, for my playful personality, I can only "love" for a period of time.She is more suitable to be a steadfast friend than a lover, otherwise it would be too tiring.

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

I don't know if I should be frustrated that my wife (former) has started one new relationship after another and seems to have completely left me behind, or I should be frustrated that I have lost to another woman.

However, if you don't lose face, you still have to be stubborn: "I'm just here to deliver medicine and check on Fuxue's condition. As long as she is happy, as long as it doesn't cause harm to her body, there is nothing worth caring about."

After all, the only one who can be called a "husband" among the people here is my ex-husband!

Obviously caring to death, caring enough to want to hit someone.

"To be honest... I've wanted to try this for a long time. I've been suffering from no one to cooperate. It seems that today is my chance!" Miss Qian eagerly took out a check from her side pocket, drew a string of numbers and tore it off: "5000 million, In exchange for you, don't appear in Xiao Fuxue's sight!"

"Oh oh oh! This master is so generous! Give me 5000 million, and I promise not to appear in front of Fuxue from today on!" Dazai Zhi Le Diandian stretched out his hand: "I can pick her to go to work when she is resting !"

What kind of job do you have to do when you get 5000 million? This money comes faster than being a cadre in PortMafia.

If Ango Sakaguchi could not see the banter between the two, he would have spent so long in the Supernatural Secret Service for nothing. He pushed his glasses and pulled out his chair to sit down: "Please don't make such jokes, Fubuki is not a commodity."

The other two sneered and the other raised an eyebrow, and the assistant officer who was targeted wanted to turn the tables.

What kind of expression do you have!

The author has something to say: Highlights of this chapter

strange shura field

strange fish

except glasses

everyone has fun

very happy

感谢在2020-12-0321:36:55~2020-12-0413:47:16期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~感谢投出地雷的小天使：沉水酱1个；

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Yehuo; 4 bottles of time to remember the old days and good times; 284649312 bottles; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!