Social animals don't deserve love

"What can I say, since you have seen it..."

The woman trapped by [Yasha Baixue] took off her postman's hat and fell to the ground in grief and indignation: "Call the police and take me away, I'm not afraid of being laughed at anyway!"

"Um... I have to figure out the ins and outs of the matter. Since it's related to Dazai, maybe it's not your fault." I comforted her and turned to look at Qi Luozi. The secretary nodded and quickly brought a pot of hot tea and Some snacks came over: "Sit down first, and talk slowly?"

Yasha moved the knife and stared at her as she got up from the ground and moved to the sofa to sit down. Naomi stood behind me with her clipboard in her arms. The postman sobbed loudly: "I'm clearly pretending so well, how did you see that!"

"The job of a postman is very hard, and you have to run around in uniform every day. In this regard, you can tell the clues from your posture, movements, the newness of your clothes, and your response."

A serious postman will only throw the package at the door and ask for a signature before turning around and leaving, so that he will not be coaxed into honestly helping to transport the heavy object for a longer distance.

"Can't I be a novice!" She stared at Yuanyuan and refused to admit defeat, I pushed the hot tea over and laughed: "But we have always had a special postman in charge here, and they are still very young, so there is no need for a novice .”

Miss Postman: "...Are detectives such a bullying profession?"

"Ahahahahahaha," I laughed and said, "I can't be considered a detective, at most I'm just an investigator, and most of the work I handle is just various reports."

"A naturally beautiful person like you, who has always been the center of attention, must not understand my feelings..." She took a piece of paper from the table and covered her nose: "It must be because of me. Mr. Dazai will change his mind if he is not pretty enough..."

I:"……"

Really know how to joke, what is "a naturally beautiful person like me", if it weren't for the fact that she is still young and has a long life, I would have called the police a long time ago.

"You misunderstood, whether he is beautiful or not, Dazai will change his heart if he wants to... Ah, this is not quite right, it should be said that all men are the same." I made a gloomy villain expression: "Pretty Just caring about the family, the family is not gentle enough, gentle enough not smart enough, smart enough not to make money, making money but not beautiful... You see, men are such unreasonable creatures."

"Could it be that..." The postman's expression immediately changed from self-pity to surprise and anger, and I hurriedly interrupted her imagination: "No matter what you think, it has nothing to do with the facts!"

"I'm just telling you that for a man who doesn't understand your goodness and won't cherish you, there's no need to sacrifice your youth and your wonderful life."

I pointed to the unopened package: "Can you tell me about that, where did you buy that toy?"

Miss postman: "..."

"Okay, I won't ask you how you figured it out. Add a communication number, and I'll send you the link." She leaned back on the back of the sofa in frustration, raised one leg and pressed it on the other: "Can I have one?"

"Sorry, there are minors here."

I refused her request indifferently: "You are not our client, as a troublesome existence, please be self-conscious."

Moisture filled the other party's eyes as soon as he said it: "This is how you treat the victim!"

"If it's related to Dazai, there must be at least two girls who come here crying a week?" It was Kirako who spoke, she glanced at me for confirmation, and I nodded in response: "Two on average, and occasionally break the record of three. "

"..." The postman really wanted to cry this time: "He smiled and praised me for being cute."

"The girls who are praised by him can go downstairs to the port every day, and that guy will even trick people into paying for him after complimenting the lady he knows..."

Naomi presented evidence: "The girls in the coffee shop downstairs were harassed by him and often came up to protest."

"He will also casually invite beautiful girls to accompany him to die in love."

Qi Luozi pushed his glasses and shook his head helplessly.

"I often come to my house to eat and even grab canned food from the cat." I came to a conclusion: "So, no matter what, don't shed tears for a man like Dazai, or you will add trouble to your life."

The postman was so desperate that she was speechless. After opening her mouth for a while, she realized that her expression was a bit stupid. She closed her mouth and her nose fluttered.

"I just, just wanted to scare him into getting angry..."

She spoke again after 5 minutes, and I expressed my understanding: "Yes, you are a well-educated person after all, and you should understand the behavior of 'endangering public safety in a dangerous way', even just 'claiming' is enough to convict."

Jinghua directed Yasha Baixue to swing the knife a few times, and the corrugated paper and tape on the outside of the package instantly disintegrated, revealing the bomb inside which was quite objectively sized, and of course it was an empty shell.

"The weight is wrong, and your expression during the handling process doesn't look like you're holding dangerous goods."

I gave her a simple explanation that she could understand, and glanced at the report I just found out: "As for the fact that Dazai used his own advantages to deceive your trust during the investigation process, and then used his own advantages to make flattering remarks...we will seriously criticize I am ordered to make amends, and a letter of guarantee and an apology letter will be mailed to you in the next few days. As for the personal relationship issues of the employees, they are not within the scope of the management of the club. Please forgive us for not being able to do anything about it. Please both of you solve it privately. Of course, we will take care of your gift. Keep it safe, and hope it never comes in handy."

That's right, the last sentence is a threat, and I'm also a defensive person.

In the end, the postman ran away crying, and her crying echoed in everyone's ears for a long time.

"Fubuki looked like Mr. Ranpo for a moment just now~" Qi Luozi raised her index finger and pressed it between the glasses, if she didn't wear a cloak, she would have flapped her arms to imitate [Super Reasoning].

I smiled and put away the report and handed it to her: "Mr. Ranpo is a person with supernatural powers. How can an ordinary person like me look like this, but I observe more carefully than others."

"But..." Miss Secretary was confused: "But Mr. Ranpo is an ordinary person, everyone knows it!"

"what?"

Everyone knows it, why don't I know it?I've been working for this detective agency for so long anyway and no one told me?

Naomi also nodded: "Yeah, sister Fuxue, don't you know? I thought you always knew."

"Ah... no, that... Mr. Ranpo, how could he be an ordinary person? Someone who can see through the truth at a glance is definitely a supernatural ability!"

I don't believe it, you guys are just cheating on me!

"It's true, maybe you and Mr. Ranpo are the only ones in the detective agency who don't know about this." Naomi looked at Glasses Hana: "In addition to Mirror Flowers, there is also the new Kenji, but they will soon I understand. You are probably the only one who sticks to your point of view.”

"..."

Mr. Ranpo is so sure and confident that he is a person with supernatural powers... It is really not good to break this good hope and let him show a disappointed face.

"I have always believed in Mr. Ranpo's statement, thinking that he is a person with supernatural powers, but I didn't expect..."

Suddenly, I felt like I had an extra ally.

"But Mr. Ranpo is really powerful, hahahahaha. It doesn't matter whether you are a superhuman or not."

Qi Luozi spread out his hands and expressed helplessness: "It's quite interesting to coax him."

That's why everyone took advantage of the trend and continued to coax the later colleagues who also had obstacles in self-awareness: "But Fubuki, you have to be more or less self-conscious..."

"What self-consciousness?" I tilted my head to look at her, and Yasha picked up the report I kept binding and sorting and stuffed it into the file rack.

The secretary, who was hesitant to speak, stopped talking and wanted to speak, finally gave a loud smash: "Oh...forget it. Are you okay to look in the mirror more?"

"Look in the mirror?" Although I didn't quite understand it, I agreed to it temporarily with a cooperative attitude: "Okay, I understand, I will pay attention to it if I have nothing to do."

Qi Luozi's expression looked even weirder.

In the afternoon, I went to the Ministry of the Interior with Jinghua to deliver a report. I didn't meet Glasses, but I ran into the Hound and his party who had returned from a mission abroad for a long time.

"Ms. Okura, Mr. Jono, and Mr. Suehiro? Welcome back, thank you for your hard work."

I led Jinghua and moved to the side to make way for the aisle. Yezi, who came over at the head, waved and said hello: "Yo, it's Xiao Fuxue, it's been a long time. You look more energetic than before, not bad."

I thanked her with a smile, and I pointed to Jinghua and introduced to them: "Quan Jinghua, currently under my guardianship, is living in a detective agency and doing some odd jobs."

"Oh oh oh! I heard that there seemed to be a couple with the surname Quan before the Supernatural Secret Service Division..." Okura Yezi immediately reacted, turned to Jingjing and said: "I know a few people who are more familiar with your parents, Classmates, or something, they all say that they are very good agents."

Jinghua quietly bowed her head, only Mr. Suehiro who walked behind seriously returned the salute, and the other two smiled and said that they would go to various departments to report on their work first.Obviously, now is not a good time to chat. Jinghua and I stood by the corridor and watched the three of us drift away.

"Those people...?" The little girl stood behind me and looked back for a long time, until I pulled her forward: "They are special teams in the military and police forces, specializing in dealing with dangerous and difficult vicious emergencies."

After a brief explanation, we moved on and soon got a new outsourcing commission and left the Ministry of Internal Affairs to return to the detective agency.

"Huh? Looking for an escaped... tiger?"

I bowed my head and flipped through these entrustment documents, took out a page from the middle and read it carefully in front of me.It is said that art comes from life, and it seems that sometimes life is more bizarre than art.

At least a creature like a tiger... Everyone knows that it shouldn't be allowed to escape, right?

Silently walking back to the detective agency office, Haruno Kirako informed me that I would go on a business trip to Fukuoka this weekend.

"Take Xiaojinghua with you, it's like a parent-child trip!"

She explained the sudden overtime with a smile: "These cases were committed by the killers of the outsourcing company in Bodo, and we need to communicate with the local police department. The president has always adhered to this kind of troublesome things that are obviously out of bounds." It is a cooperative attitude, so someone has to go over to look at it. On the one hand, it is to hand over the case files, and on the other hand, it is considered to cooperate with the police.”

I understand, isn't this just another version of "liaison officer" in disguise!

"Okay, let's set off with Jinghua on Friday afternoon and return on Sunday afternoon."

I nodded to remember this matter, and I was chatting with Qi Luozi about how to deal with various emergencies during the trip, and the male colleagues who went out for the physical examination early came back exhausted one by one.

"Huh? Fuxue-chan, what is that thing on my table?"

Osamu Dazai pointed at his table with a mentally retarded expression, I thought for a while: "From the hot love of a young lady?"

Kunikida Doppo: "..."

so tired.