Social animals don't deserve love

A week later, I went to the designated hospital with Kyoka, Naomi, and Haruno Kirako to complete the health checkup for the first half of the year.In order to facilitate the work, the female employees check first, and wait until the next day to shift shifts and let the male employees go.

After all, we are a detective agency that is open for business, so what if a commission comes to our door if everyone runs away!

This was the first time I went into a hospital and was surrounded by people running here and there just for a physical examination.Probably because I behaved very obediently and obediently throughout the whole process, as if I was completely kept in the dark and didn't know anything. I didn't encounter the coercive means I imagined, and I was released smoothly like an ordinary inspection.

Tossing from six in the morning to one in the afternoon, and finally getting the "amnesty", the colleagues unanimously decided to go to the red brick warehouse to have a good meal and go shopping to buy some new clothes.

"The sushi looks delicious, but this barbecue is also hard to give up... What do you think, Fubuki?"

Qi Luozi and Naomi repeatedly compared each other with the coupons. The whole morning's hard work made me lean towards foods with more fat and protein: "Barbecue, it's convenient to go back to take a shower and change clothes."

It’s true, although it’s warm to barbecue in winter, the smell of fireworks and seasoning is always irritating, and there is no such trouble in summer.No matter what is thrown into the washing machine, it only takes 25 minutes to be a little fairy full of flowers.

Drooling, Qi Luozi waved the coupon of the barbecue restaurant to Amway us: "This barbecue restaurant is very good. It is said that many wealthy people will go to taste it."

"Eh—? I thought no young master or lady from a wealthy family would eat such a strong-flavored food!" Naomi covered her face and exaggerated in a rather fake tone.

The most honest Xiao Jinghua raised her hand and asked, "Then what do they eat?"

"...I don't know, poverty limits my imagination."

I really don't know, the richest young lady I've ever seen... probably Miss Qian, completely subverting the image of imagination, even if I tell it, no one will believe it.

——The four of us AA squeezed a taxi and came to the legendary barbecue restaurant laughing and laughing. It was not a peak time for people, so we were easily arranged in a small private room.

"Ah... meaty meat! I want to eat meat!"

Naomi and Qi Luozi threw the bag out together, I hurriedly pushed Jinghua forward two steps and closed the door with my backhand: "The skirt! The skirt is floating!"

"What does it matter... and no one else is here. It's a pity that Dr. Yosano went to Tokyo for further studies. By the way, take a photo and send it to her for a look?"

The shutter sounded chaotically, and the waiter presented the menu with a smile. Oil-absorbing paper clips, warm towels, and various seasonings were placed in small separate boxes and brought up: "The ingredients will be delivered immediately."

There are plans to go shopping later, so it is not suitable to choose alcoholic beverages. The two buckets of ice soda were still steaming when they were delivered to the table.

Qi Luozi asked the waiter to add some grilled tofu while taking photos. I stared at Jinghua and wiped my hands carefully: "Do you want corn? Do you want sea shrimp? Do you want snails? Do you want crab? What about fish?"

When the butter block was melting on the flat-bottomed baking table, Akiko called and strongly condemned our deliberate poisoning. Everyone laughed and said that they would eat more and try to get back what she didn't eat.

An hour and a half later, we rushed to check out and leave within the restaurant reception time limit. Qi Luozi proposed to go shopping in the general shopping mall.This way, no matter what age group you are, you can basically meet any requirements-I have nothing to buy, but if you can add a toy for Socrates or a new dress for Kyoka, then that's fine.

"stare--"

When Qi Luozi and I were researching the new summer style, Naomi held Kyoka in front of the claw machine and refused to leave. After spending a lot of coins, the two girls came back with a few dolls in their arms and urged: "It's not ready yet. ?"

"Okay, give me the doll, you go try on clothes."

I reached out to take these fluffy dolls, sat on the reception sofa and said that today's responsibilities are over, and the rest depends on the skills of the shopping guide lady.

Xiaojinghua is really cute and suitable for everything!

Finally bought a sky blue dress, everyone moved to the next level.

"Home textiles..."

"Pet Supplies..."

"Home clothes..."

Three hours later Socrates had a decorative bell that would not ring, a new cat litter, and a salted fish stuffed with catnip.Haruno Qiluozi has a rare male Sanhua in her family. The cat is relatively withdrawn, so we have never seen it. This time I also got a new toy.Naomi bought two sets of home clothes, and we all pretended not to see the big words "Couple Style" on the tag.

"Fubuki, don't you want to add more clothes? You can't wear spring kimonos anymore, and isn't it hot to wear long skirts this season?"

Miss Qi Luozi, who is dedicated to dressing everyone like a doll, suddenly has an aura very similar to the president: "You can't be so slack and sloppy!"

Before I could find an excuse for my laziness, Naomi snickered and dragged me to...the underwear counter: "It's rare to go shopping together anyway, how about..."

"Don't ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!" I put my hands on my chest and screamed, and was carried into the locker room while the salesperson couldn't find a trace of a strange smile.

The cold sweat was almost frightened, and I hurriedly shouted: "I'll go by myself! Don't touch it!"

——If I buy something by myself, there are usually only three steps: walk into the mall, make a request, check out and leave, and there is almost no comparison, identification and analysis in the middle, etc., which take up 90.00% of the time.After telling the salesperson the size and color preference, I paid the bill without trying, and my face was so hot that I could almost boil an egg.

Qi Luozi and Naomi looked at each other and smiled, and it was clear that the two people were working together and had already discussed it!

"Isn't this good vision!"*2

After that, I kept repeating the cycle of screaming-silence-blushing, and finally I was able to return to the dormitory before the sky was completely dark.

"Rest early~"

The sound of farewell came to mind in the corridor, I sobbed weakly and nodded, opened the door, turned around, locked the lock and took off my shoes...then flung myself on the tatami like a dead fish and couldn't get up again: "Kyoka... can I have ochazuke at night? There is dashi in the refrigerator Just add water and throw it in the microwave to heat it up.”

I never thought that shopping is such an exhausting activity!

Socrates "Mimi" yelled and ran out from the cat's nest, poking his head out and rubbing my cheek intimately.

"Baby, I bought you new toys and beautiful decorations!"

Barely moving his fingers, he took out the bell collar and put it on for him, and then there was the catnip-filled fish—although the whole thing was made of cotton cloth, the appearance didn't look much different from a real fish.

Socrates had little interest in the salted fish, but the bell collar was different.He lowered his head and tried to shake the thing off a few times, but after unsuccessful attempts, he kept pawing at the bell with his front paws, as if he really wanted to pull it off and study it carefully.

I reached out my hand maliciously and poked a hole in the fur on his chest. The cat made a dissatisfied sound. After all, it was just licking the fur a few more times, and it was not really angry.

"Hey hey hey hey hey hey..." At this moment, I am definitely laughing like an idiot.

The next day, she changed into a new dress and went to the office with Jinghua. She didn't go to school on Saturdays. She was a temporary worker like before and familiarized herself with the environment in advance.

Apart from the mischievous underwear, the new clothes of Kyoka and I are both sky blue dresses with white collars. Because of our height, they look more like sisters’ outfits than parent-child outfits. The only difference is that my skirts are longer.

Today it's the men's turn to go to the hospital for a physical examination. Early in the morning, Mr. Kunikida handed over the work records completed yesterday to me, holding the lazy Osamu Dazai in his left hand, and the sleepy-eyed detective on the right, and he kept saying hello Tanizaki Junichiro brought the new Miyazawa Kenji.Looks like a mother hen leading a bunch of cubs out...

"Don't worry, Mr. Kunikida, whether you entrust us or not, we are fine!"

If I am not entrusted, I can finish all the reports in half a day alone. If there is an entrustment, I can go out to investigate with Jinghua.The efficiency is definitely not as high as that of Mr. Ranpo, but the accuracy is not bad, so it won't fail to fulfill the client's needs.

It is impossible not to let Kunikida Doppo worry, but he has to admit that as long as Dazai Osamu is taken away, the detective agency can reduce 80.00% of the unstable factors.On the issue of reliability, female colleagues performed more consistently and well.

"Okay, if you have any questions, call in time." He finally set off as if he had made a decision, and the office quickly fell silent.

Two hours later, yesterday's report was neatly lying in the printer.I was rummaging through boxes and cabinets looking for staples when I heard a polite knock on the office door. Naomi, who was sitting on the sofa reading manga, stuffed the magazines into the movable bookshelf and ran to answer the door: "Hello, Armed Detective Agency, what do you have?" Can I help you?"

It was a postman who knocked on the door. He was covered from head to toe in a cloak and wore a hat with the brim pulled down: "Ah... Sorry, there is a mail marked for you, please sign for it."

"Whose mail is it?" I stood up and moved towards the door. Mr. Postman squinted his eyes and looked sideways to confirm the name of the address: "Mr. Osamu Dazai from the Armed Detective Agency, that's right!"

That's right, that's right...

"Okay, please help me put it on Dazai's table."

I led the postman into the office, signed for the delivery, and the other party walked out with his back turned and shouted: "Jinghua!"

"【Different Ability · Yasha Baixue】!"

The tall Yaksha appeared out of thin air, and the long knife nailed the "postman" who suddenly accelerated and tried to escape to the ground.

It was just nailing the clothes, and the other party didn't even scratch the oily skin.

"This...Miss postman, what did you send here?"

I knocked on the package that was tightly wrapped three layers inside and three layers outside, and I was very grateful to this lady who brought fun to the boring work: "If nothing happens, Mr. Dazai will be back in the afternoon, what can I say?" Say it face to face?"