Social animals don't deserve love

bar.

Time seems to stand still here, and the silhouette of Arsen Lupine, the gentleman and phantom thief, has remained unchanged for several years as a sign.Dark alleys, narrow stairs, long wooden tables that have been covered with pulp, and masonry wallpaper, and even the whiskey in the glass seems to have not changed at all.It seems that just a second ago, the boy in black was still lying on the bar counter, poking the puck with his hand out of boredom, disturbing its restlessness.

"Ah, Ango. I've been in a good mood for the past few days. If you have anything to say, please say it quickly, or if you get in a bad mood later..."

The young man in the sand-colored windbreaker knocked on the cup, and there was a book with a light green cover in his hand.

Another young man who walked into the bar later was pale, as if he had suffered a serious illness in just a few days, and his glasses couldn't cover the dark circles under his eyes that were getting thicker.

He scanned the room, but he didn't see the fourth person including the bartender, so he relaxed a little and sat down: "Malt whiskey, thank you."

The wine glass soon appeared in front of it, and Ango Sakaguchi picked it up and took a big sip.

Well, it's almost two-thirds of a sip, which is not the way to drink hard liquor.

Osamu Dazai, who was separated from him, put one hand on the table and played with it, and sneered sideways, "Senior Assistant Officer, where is your decency?"

Responding to him was Ango Sakaguchi's hand that suddenly stretched out.

The cold fingers quickly retreated after touching the back of the hand that was not wrapped in bandages, and Ango Sakaguchi shrank back from the social distance with a look of despair: "It's not a supernatural power..."

His state was not right, since they met a few years ago, Dazai Osamu had never seen Sakaguchi Ango lose his square inch.This gentle friend, who can do everything with ease, panicked and despaired on this day as if he had experienced the end of the world.

"What's the matter? You must be hallucinating from working too much overtime!"

The ice cubes hit the glass with a crisp sound, and Ango Sakaguchi remained silent.

"If there is nothing else, I'll leave. Today's wine is really good." Dazai Osamu stood up from the stool, the bartender thanked him for his compliment, and sent the guests off with a slight nod.

The youngest official of the Ministry of Internal Affairs raised his head, and didn't look at his friend who was about to walk out of the bar: "I killed her."

Osamu Dazai stopped in his tracks, and his fingers holding the book were instantly clenched.

"What! What did you say?"

"...I said, I, killed my wife with my own hands."

The sand-colored windbreaker floated back to its previous position: "It's interesting, can you tell me about it?"

"Hmm... it sounds a bit like some perverted voyeur!"

Recently, every time I go to the Ministry of Internal Affairs, there is always a stare behind me that cannot be ignored. When I turn around to investigate, I find nothing, and it will not be long before I turn back.

I always felt a little hairy, so I asked Akiko to discuss what to do, and I came to the above conclusion.

"I have used small mirrors, reflective glass, smooth metal surfaces and other methods to track down, but I didn't catch that guy. There is no evidence or anything like that. The word 'feeling' alone can't explain anything... Don't you think it's a little scary !"

Holding my cat tightly, my mind has already rushed to the supernatural world.

It's not that I'm thinking too broadly, but who would be a normal person in the Special Agents Section sneaking a peek at a temporary worker?

Akiko supported her forehead with one hand and thought for a while: "To be honest, as a doctor, I can't think of anything scary. I just try to catch the peeping tom and ask him what he wants to do in person. There are so many recorders and material rooms. Bring more anti-wolf chili water and a small electric shock to the wooden warehouse, show the energy you used to shake the wine bottle before."

The stalk of wine bottle ko glasses is hard to pass.After much deliberation, there was no better way, and finally I decided to adopt Akiko's opinion.

"That's all right today, I'm going to get ready."

Because it is a detective agency, many times the investigation and evidence collection will encounter resistance. In this case, it is up to the investigators to use their ingenuity to persuade the parties to cooperate with the investigation.If the other party cannot cooperate anyway, we will also choose to use some unconventional means within the legal framework.

These instructions are to explain why there are n kinds of monitoring and monitoring equipment in the material room, abnormal recording and shooting equipment, and weapons that are suspected of stepping on the line.

Considering my own low force value, in order not to cause trouble, I did not choose a small electric shock device. I only applied for a recording pen and pepper water to bring with me, and picked up the documents that needed to be submitted and went to the Ministry of Internal Affairs.The glasses have been hiding from me a lot lately, it's really rare for him to be a pure clerical dishonesty and wandering around in the office. This guy was always annoying everywhere, but now he doesn't even have a face-to-face meeting, and he got drunk Is the bottom of the bottle afraid of becoming like this?Presumably the farming chief will adjust this situation soon, and then I can go back to the detective agency and no longer have to run around.

Entering the supernatural business department, it is still the old rule to throw the case files of superhumans handled by the detective agency during this period on the glasses desk. I walked to my seat, turned on the computer, picked up the water glass and started fishing.

Half an hour later, the water glass bottomed out, and I took it to the public tea room - the meeting in the tea room had already ended at this time, and the narrow space had a one-way exit, and the terrain was very suitable for catching voyeurs.

Along the way, I held the cup with my right hand and put my left hand into my pocket, opened the recording pen and held the pepper water tightly. I walked into the tea room to step on my feet and pretend to observe whether the temperature sensor lamp was working normally.

The very uncomfortable sight has not yet appeared, I put down the cup and aimed it at the water outlet, and slowly turned on the faucet...

The small sound of water escaping was not enough to wake up the voice-activated light, and one minute after the light dimmed, sticky and obscure eyes appeared.Like graveyard soil being dug up, that look made me feel bad from head to toe.

I was concentrating on my back and didn't notice that the hot water was pouring higher and higher. I instinctively let go when my fingertips hurt. The glass gift box from the supermarket overturned and hit the ground. Seeing who was behind him, he randomly took out pepper water and sprayed it around.

"Wow--!"

"what--!"

I:"……"

Glasses: "..."

The righteous man who heard the screams and opened the door: "..."

"Sakaguchi-san... you are?"

The righteous man choked speechlessly as he watched his boss being sprayed with spectacles—can we be decent and reserved?Ex-wife, ex-wife, haven't you seen the word "ex"!

Take off the glasses and throw them into the cold sink, wet the handkerchief and put it on the mouth and nose to relieve the irritation.

Fortunately, there are glasses as a barrier, otherwise he would become famous again today.

"Hand, is it hot?"

The muffled voice was hidden in the handkerchief.

I silently squeezed the chilli water and stuffed it back into my pocket, pretending that I hadn’t done anything just now: “Don’t worry about it.”

According to his previous performance, he should either be silent or give way with a wry smile at this moment.However, the glasses who took off the glasses completely gave up language communication as if they had taken the wrong medicine, without any further words, they grabbed my left hand and pressed it under the cold water pipe: "I will send you back to the detective agency and let Dr. Xie Ye take a look. "

It's not enough, just burn it, it's really not.

The man of justice looked left and right, and suddenly felt that he appeared in the wrong place and at the wrong time: "That...Mr. Sakaguchi, I went out first?"

The glasses let out an "um", and the righteous man turned around and ran away as if he had been pardoned.

Alas--!Mr. Sakaguchi's aura is so scary!

This man was real, he ran away, and closed the door of the tea room with his backhand.In the small space, there was only the sound of running water, and my glasses and I looked at each other in embarrassment.

- A guy who can't read air at all!

——Leave him to work overtime for a month!

After 10 minutes, the glasses took my hand out from under the faucet for a closer look, and put it back in again.I moved my fingers and felt less pain, so I didn't want to be held by him again, twisting and twisting to break free.

"Don't move! Rinse for a while, or it will foam later."

Mr. Sakaguchi, who has a fighting power of about [-] goose, cannot be dealt with by others. It is not a problem to deal with his ex-wife, whose fighting power is only [-] goose.The space is too small for me to amplify the range of motion, so I pulled my wrist back awkwardly: "Let go, I will go back and find Akiko for some burn ointment."

"I told you not to move! If you move again, you will go directly to the hospital under the jurisdiction of the Ministry of Internal Affairs!" Not only did he not let go, but he squeezed even tighter. I was so angry that I felt my blood rushing: "Pervert! Peeping Tom! Idiot! Let go I!"

What's more, the number of ugly words is too many to use, and I can't say swear words. I have never been so surprised by my lack of vocabulary as I am now.As if I didn't hear the glasses, one hand pinched me to flush cold water and the other hand took out the glasses that had been soaked for a while and put them on again: "It doesn't look serious, do you want to take a day off tomorrow?"

I:"……"

I can't believe that a senior social animal can ask such a question.

"Does it hurt?" His expression seemed to be that it wasn't that I accidentally burned my paw, but that I was already lying on the hospital bed and dying: "Otherwise, go to the hospital and make an appointment for a full body examination..."

"Stop!" I tried to pull my wrist back, but failed again: "Mr. Sakaguchi, are you okay? I am very sorry about the violence against you after the divorce, and I apologize to you again. If necessary, I can be in public Apologize again, so, "

So you can get back to normal can't you?

I didn't expect to drop a wine bottle under it, and his glasses would break!

"Don't call me Mr. Sakaguchi... Please." His tone became trembling and weak, as if he was about to break down and cry at any time, which I couldn't understand at all.

Ango Sakaguchi, even though he usually speaks calmly to everyone and is gentle, he is more proud and stubborn than anyone else in his heart.When he was still in school, the Philosophy Department was doomed to be at the bottom of every sports meeting, but this guy insisted on dragging a group of hip-pull teammates to the field every year, even if he was disheartened, he never refused to admit defeat.

Suddenly one day such a person showed a weak and fearful expression, and people simply didn't know what to do with him.

"Uh...Okay. Ango, can you let go? Maybe there are other people outside waiting to pick up the water. Don't occupy the public space for a long time without reason."

I couldn't help but remind him to pay attention to the occasion. Ango Sakaguchi, whose hair was soaked in water and fell down to cover his eyes, didn't speak or let go. Instead, he turned around and opened the door of the tea room. The subordinates who eat melons on the three floors inside and outside: "Please go back and work hard for me!"

To be honest, I have never seen such a double standard.

The author has something to say: Highlights of this chapter

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I actually like Mr. Sakaguchi quite a lot. At present, my favorability has surpassed that of Dazai, a dog man who always grabs the keyboard and doesn't know what he wrote.

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