not scientific at all

To celebrate the success of this shoot, Xue invited two employees to the staff canteen for dinner at his own expense.It is said to be a canteen, but it is actually a Qionglou with a height of hundreds of feet, because the Wanxian League itself has the size of a small city, and there are tens of thousands of casual practitioners living in it. In order to satisfy the appetite of the staff, the canteen is naturally built like a restaurant luxury.

There were only three people in the Documentary Department, and it was not worth booking a box, so Xue Zong chose the deputy head by the window on the twentieth floor, and ordered a mandarin duck hot pot.The soup pot was served hot, and the food was delivered by male and female waiters above the foundation establishment. They brought plates of fresh spirit beast meat, all sliced ​​so thin that the light was transparent, and you could feel the warmth contained in the shredded meat just by looking at it. The abundant spirit in it.

hot pot!Sichuan hot pot!When he was a pet, he saw the owner's family eating it, and he never thought that he would eat it one day!Qing Jing was secretly excited. On the surface, he tried his best to put on the usual calm attitude of Xuefeng and Mr. Shen. He grabbed a small piece of Xuefeng Yanjiao with his chopsticks and rinsed it in the soup.

The aroma is overflowing!Not only is it fragrant, but the spiritual power contained in the imported meat will slide into the stomach with the meat juice, and the whole body will be warm and light, so comfortable!He couldn't bear to swallow that piece of meat. He gripped the chopsticks tightly in his right hand and bit the tip of the chopsticks, almost crying out of happiness.

Seeing that he was eating slowly, Xue Congjian was afraid that he would not let go of eating with the leader, so she added some more meat to the soup pot, and said with a smile: "Don't be cautious, although these animal meats contain spiritual power, they are harmful to me and me. For Mr. Shen, it’s too little, and you can only eat it for taste. On the contrary, it’s for people with low cultivation bases like you to eat it to assist in their cultivation, so young people have to let it go and eat more.”

"Yeah." Qing Jing smiled sincerely and gratefully: "No formality." It's just that he hasn't used chopsticks much, and his hands are not very familiar.

He grabs chopsticks like he grabs dumbbells, and it's more convenient to pick up slices of meat on a plate, but it's really impossible to pick them up in a soup pot.Fortunately, the waiter set up a small colander for them when delivering the food. Qingjing put down his chopsticks, poked through the soup with the colander, and took out a spoonful of scalding dragon carp meat—all poured into the soup. In Teacher Shen's plate.

If it is said that he is "inconvenient" when fishing for meat, Master Shen Parrot Pingshan is doing acrobatics.The whole parrot is standing on the edge of the boiling hot pot. Although its toes have not penetrated into the soup, when the head is lowered to scoop up the meat, the wings are flapping, which always makes people worry that it will fall into the pot in the next moment and become a full-bodied parrot. bird.Although Qing Jing had an appetite when he saw Teacher Shen, he was not so ill that he really wanted to eat him.In order to save Teacher Shen's feathers, and also to save his precarious integrity, he resolutely fished out the meat for Teacher Shen first, and then poured out the sauce in the small bowl for him to mix.

Teacher Shen praised "truly virtuous", and then reprimanded Xue Zhengeng, who is thousands of years old and has no young people's eyesight, and jumped to the plate to eat.

The disliked Xue Zong didn't mind his treatment at all. Seeing the snake spirit and the parrot eating in full swing, he smiled gratifiedly and said, "I'm relieved to see that you are so good at raising birds. Originally, I was worried that the two of you are in the food chain." Upstream and downstream, the relationship is not good. I want to let you rest for a while. Now it seems that I am worrying too much. Taking advantage of the popularity of the first episode of "Journey to the Heavens and Worlds", I want to release it as soon as possible. For the first issue, keep the heat going!"

The big macaw cast its contemptuous eyes again.Xue Congjian was invulnerable, with a steady smile that seemed to grow on his face, without looking at him, he said to Qing Jingyu earnestly: "This small thousand world experienced the catastrophe of the end of Dharma 4000 years ago, the environment may not be very good , you must take care of yourself when the time comes, use Mr. Shen as you should, don't be polite to him. After all, he is such an old senior, it is only natural for him to take care of his juniors."

Qing Jing's eyes never moved away from Mr. Shen's sauce-smeared breasts, and he half listened to what Xue Zong said, and replied with the corner of his mouth upturned: "Don't worry, I will protect Mr. Shen. I won't let others eat it...to hurt him."

...Young man, you have spoken the truth.

After the send-off meal, Mr. Shen held another impromptu mobilization meeting for Qing Jing.However, this meeting was not held in the conference hall, but in Teacher Shen's own dormitory. The first thing after the meeting was to give him a pack of beautifully made, silky...underpants.

The big parrot flew out from the bedroom grabbing the underwear, solemnly handed it to Qing Jing, and earnestly taught him: "Put it on even if you are not cold, what if one day you fall into the water and your pants get wet? What if the scene in that scene It’s so important that you can’t cut it? Do you want the audience from all heavens and myriad worlds to see your… outline clearly through their pants?”

Qing Jing took the underwear with emotion, and promised him on the spot: "Don't worry, I will wear underwear everywhere I go in the future, and I will live up to your kindness!"

To show his determination, he undressed on the spot, took a pair of pure white underwear and put them on.

Just as he was about to put on his coat again, Shen Pingshan suddenly flew over and fell into his hands, shaking off a new set of clothes from his arms.The style of this suit is a bit like that of a rock singer on earth. It is divided into two pieces. The small jacket on the upper body is dark green. It looks very stable in the dark, but the surface is inlaid with many sequins of the same color. It looks radiant.The trousers are skinny black leather trousers with rivets, sequins and tassels on the sides, stretched tightly after wearing, showing every inch of thread length.

Qing Jing tugged at the leather that was tightly attached to his crotch, and once again lamented Mr. Shen’s foresight—if there were no underwear for the pocket, such tight clothes would definitely be worn there, and the audience might notice it when walking. It's also too ugly.And it was a bit strange to wear someone else's skin for the first time. He couldn't get used to it after tossing for a while, so he asked Mr. Shen awkwardly: "Didn't you wear Taoist robes in the last filming? Could it be that the host's costume has changed to a sponsor?"

Teacher Shen took out a pair of shiny black leather high-heeled boots for him to put on, flapped his wings and flew over, helping him pull the shoelaces while answering: "It's not a change of sponsors, this is Shangxianfang to let you Integrate into the special clothes of Xinglan Small World as soon as possible. This world experienced the catastrophe of the Dharma 4000 years ago, and there happened to be monks who practiced the way of erosion to collect the breath of extinction there, so they left a file in the League of Ten Thousand Immortals. There was This kind of dress is very popular, but 4000 years have passed, and there have been catastrophes, and maybe people's clothes have changed again... It's useless to think too much now, let's talk about it later."

Popular 4000 years ago... Can I still have it now?

Qing Jing thought worriedly, fiddled with the buzzing sequins all the way to the teleportation hall, and started the long teleportation journey again.

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The white light gradually faded, and Qing Jing and Shen Pingshan got down to earth again, and began to look at the place to be explored this time.

This place is not a mountain full of aura like the previous world, but a human building full of futuristic style.As far as the eye can see, there is a piece of white and smooth walls, and the corners are smooth rounded corners, and it is impossible to tell what kind of material it is; the corridor extends long, and the ground reflects white light shiningly, giving people a very depressing feeling. Inorganic feeling.

The weirdest thing is that no one comes in and out in such a long corridor, and not even the slightest sound can be heard, which is unimaginable in the Celestial Dynasty!

Qing Jing chose a random direction to walk, touched the shiny scales on his body while walking, and asked Mr. Shen hesitantly: "My clothes don't seem to match the environment, should I change them first? Anyway, there are no clothes here. people……"

Before the words fell, the entire passageway suddenly flashed bright orange light, and a piercing siren sounded from nowhere, and the cold and stereotyped male voice, like an electronic voice, repeated: "Alarm! There are illegal intruders entering the third training room." Center, guards, please dispatch immediately! Alert! There are illegal intruders entering the third training center, guards, please dispatch immediately!"

Although they couldn't understand the content of the alarm, both Qing Jing and Teacher Shen immediately realized that the sound and flash were aimed at them. They were regarded as illegal intruders, and they might be arrested in the next moment.

So now the question is, do they escape first and then visit later, or just wait here for the interviewee to find them?

In the end, it wasn't the two of them who made the choice, but the interviewee who didn't know where.After the alarm sounded several times, many moon doors suddenly opened on the smooth corridor wall, and a robot with a hot weapon slid out from behind the door. It aimed its gun at Qingjing, and countless icy white lights bloomed at the same time. .

Teacher Shen's little paws tightly grasped Qingjing's shoulders, and he uttered a word briefly but forcefully: "Go!"

Qingjing ran straight away, his high heels galloping on the smooth ground, making rattling noises, while running, his body kept swinging in an S-shape, avoiding the deadly beam of light sweeping behind him as if he had eyes in the back of his head.But after running for a long time, smooth walls descended from far and near in the corridor, blocking his way forward.He had no choice but to turn around and run to the hole just exposed on the wall, he rolled to avoid the attack of the robot, and ran from that door to another passage.

No matter how they escaped, the walls around them always flashed red light quickly, and then the robot chased them up with the sound of the siren, non-stop.Qing Jing didn't know how long he had been running away, but after crashing into a round door where a robot flashed out, he saw an excellent place to hide - in that hall there was a deep pool, It was the size of the entire reptile museum, and it was so shimmering that he couldn't see what was underneath.

He grabbed Teacher Shen's small body, took a deep breath and plunged into it. He swam a few meters deep, and the harsh alarm above his head was completely blocked by the water.

Only then did he stop, hold Teacher Shen to his mouth, hold the hard and small beak in his mouth, pass the air, and comfort him through sound transmission with his spiritual sense: "Don't be afraid, Teacher Shen, let's go to the bottom of the water first." Hide for a while, I have a large lung capacity, and I should be able to breathe for you for a few more minutes."

At such a critical time, he didn't use honorifics anymore, and his attitude was not as well-behaved as usual.He held almost half of Teacher Shen's head between his lips, and the plump and fluffy feathers were wetted by the water, sticking to his body awkwardly, it was really pitiful.He still wanted to take a few more breaths, but Teacher Shen calmly passed on the voice: "Take out the fragment of the Lizhu you got last time, my body forms a self-circulation, I don't need to breathe, the Lizhu can ward off water, Enough for us to find our way underwater."

Yeah?Tsk, what a pity.Qingjing changed many thoughts in his mind in an instant, but his movements were very agile. He immediately took out the broken bead and held it in his palm.The faint light immediately flickered away from his palm, and gradually expanded to envelop his whole body, and he immediately felt that he could breathe normally.The dark bottom is also illuminated by the pearl light, and through the pearl light, you can see many strange-looking big fish watching them from a distance.

Qing Jingyun took a closer look, only to find that those fish looked not strange in his aesthetic point of view, but the species was a bit confusing-they had human-like bodies on half of their bodies, and their hair was like hair lettuce. With the swaying of the water waves, a clear face and a bare upper body are revealed, only the lower body is covered, or may have a thick and fat fish tail of different colors.

While Qingjing was studying these mermaids, Teacher Shen suddenly sent a voice to him: "Someone appeared outside the pool and is still looking for us, and they are very aggressive. They must kill the intruders. They are now discussing whether to investigate These fish monsters in the water, no matter what, you can change your clothes and hide here for a while before watching."

In this group of mermaids?It's easy to not wear clothes, and it's easy to loose hair, but isn't the lower body a little bit worse?His tail is thin and long!Qingjing looked at Mr. Shen for help, the poor parrot whose feathers were pierced by the water and showed a thin and fluffy figure only gave him an encouraging look, and said not very confidently: "Hmm...Come on? "