not scientific at all

In the Vision Department of the Ten Thousand Immortals League, Xue Congjian was boiling water and tea in a small clay stove.The fire was heating up, the water was boiling just right, and the water in the silver bottle had just started to churn, Xue Zhengzheng picked up the neck of the bottle with his own hands, slowly poured it into a tea bowl, and turned the powdered tea in the bowl into tea paste.

Ever since the last host was poached to shoot the Yuanguang illusion drama with the theme of life and death love between ancient immortals and demons, he has not been in the mood to make tea in the office for a long time.Fortunately, I cheated and coughed a few days ago, and recruited a newcomer who is good looking, obedient and obedient, and has a legitimately popular awl face, and planned an unprecedented exploration documentary program.As long as the newcomer Qing Jing obediently cooperates with Mr. Shen to shoot, even if the hosting level is not good, with his face and the novel scenery of Xiaoqian World, he will definitely attract many viewers.

Hehe, I don't know how long they will stay in that small world...

Xue Zhengzheng was stirring tea happily, when the door of the office was suddenly pushed open, and a bright figure in a light yellow robe silently broke into his sight, with a more colorful macaw on his shoulder.The vibrant colors immediately broke the quiet and elegant atmosphere in the room, and Xue Congjian couldn't keep stirring his tea. Holding the tea whisk, he looked at them for a few seconds, and asked in amazement, "What happened? Didn't shoot? I just left yesterday. Are you here today?" How did you come back?"

Qing Jing had a relief-like expression on his face, as if he had been chased by a ghost for thousands of miles and finally arrived home. He glanced at Xue Zong excitedly, picked up the silver bottle of boiling water and poured it in one gulp.

"Hey, that's freshly boiled water..." The more Xue Congjian looked at him, the more he looked like he had an accident during the filming, and asked Shen Pingshan worriedly: "What happened to you guys? Could it be that the weirdness written in the record Even you, the first film crew of the Ten Thousand Immortals League, can't deal with it? Is it a prehistoric alien species or a natural treasure? Have you filmed it?"

Mr. Shen pounced to his tea bowl and said lazily, "It's no big deal. The shooting went smoothly. It's just that the newcomer's face is tender, so it would be nice to have more experience. That little thousand world is not so weird, it's just that the way of gender division is different from ours. It's different... Forget it, I'll cut it out and you'll know."

How could Xue Zong can bear to work for so long in the later stage, and asked him for the original version, but Shen Pingshan was perfunctory and refused to give it to him, so he changed the subject forcibly: "By the way, I was a thousand years old. The world has brought some eggs, I will lend you a teacup to put them in, and you will send them to the Animal Breeding Division for training."

He lowered his head to comb the fluff, and a bunch of beast eggs rolled down into the bowl like rain, instantly turning the cup of tea into pearl milk green.Xue Congshi has excellent eyesight and insight, picked up a song beast egg and looked at the light, and then asserted: "This is a good thing! This is only available when the world has just transformed into a soul, although it is not Spirit beasts are also rare things that are short-lived in all worlds. Now they can only be found in the new world of Xiaoqian. There are many high-level monks who are willing to raise a few in the cave for appearance. You are not afraid of throwing them in my tea bowl so casually Is it cooked?"

Teacher Shen was too busy talking about him, so Qingjing came over with an empty bottle and asked, "Is this [ming] beast really so precious? What is it? I still don't understand the words of the beastman world. Does this kind of animal exist in our great world, and what is its original name?"

Xue Xue threw the song beast egg that was the size of a quail egg in his hand, and the egg split open in the air, and a small strange beast covered with wrinkled pink skin crawled out of the egg, and fell right in his hand. Palm, humming softly.This little thing looks like a newborn cuckoo, with a pointed tail and the tips of its wings look like claws, so ugly.

He stretched out his finger to tease the little Ming beast, and said with a smile: "This kind of animal once existed in the small world where you were born. It seems to be called a dinosaur. Unfortunately, it has disappeared for a long time, and there are only some fossils left for people to think about." Its appearance."

This is a dinosaur?Are you kidding me?The restoration pictures on the Internet are not like this at all, this fur is completely wrong!

Qing Jing's silent accusation did not reach Xue Zong's mind at all. He slightly closed his right hand, and the little Ming beast in his palm grew rapidly. The bare skin was covered with a layer of fluff, and the fluff faded into hard scales soon Like Yu, the body shape has also stretched a little, but the size has not increased at all.The little snake spirit was dazzled by seeing it, and felt embarrassed to want to lick it. Two small hooks almost grew out of its eyes, and they were firmly hooked on the singing beast.

Xue Congjian smiled, put the lost body song beast into Qingjing's hand, and said generously: "Take it and raise it. You are also the face of our documentary department. If you go out, you don't even have a mount. I will teach you how to change it." The big and small spells, if you use them in and out in the future, it is guaranteed to be more eye-catching than Teacher Wan Mozhi from the Department of Emotions."

……don't want.This kind of delicacy that can be seen but not eaten, only Mr. Shen is enough.

Qing Jing resolutely rejected his kindness, Xue Zhengzheng said "it's a pity", threw the little dinosaur into his sleeve, picked up the originally hot tea soup, which had been warmed by the dinosaur eggs, and went out .

Xue is engaged in running dinosaur breeding, and Mr. Shen also needs to do the post-production of the circular light illusion. Qing Jing doesn't know what to do when he is free.Fortunately, Xue knew that he was semi-literate, so he prepared a set of introductory tutorials for him and put them on the shelf. Now that no one paid attention to him, he took the set of jade slips to browse.

This set of tutorials is not a practice guide like Xiaoqianshijie that draws the energy of heaven and earth into the body, but the avenue that needs to be understood most when analyzing several jobs from a theoretical perspective.The first thing Qingjing picked up was the jade slip that recorded the Dao of Words. This is a necessary skill to do programs in various worlds. He made a lot of mistakes in the world of beastmen because he didn’t understand the language of that world. , before entering the next world, he must first master this.

The remaining pieces of jade slips are the Dao of spells, which can calculate Yin and Yang and predict good and bad; , is the basis of yin and yang intercourse, and the foundation of all things. The avenue of life and death is the origin of the cycle of life and death. If you can master this avenue, you will be able to transcend life and death, but it will be easier to reincarnate and rebuild.

...However, there is always a feeling of being a student of Chinese, mathematics, and physics, which are compulsory in high school.

Qing Jing shook his head, cleared those messy associations from his mind, penetrated into the jade slip with his spiritual sense, and looked at the contents with a sinking heart.

This kind of jade slip is a tutorial made after many years of revision in many great worlds. It is not only a boring text, but it actually introduces a trace of the original avenue.As soon as Qingjing's spiritual consciousness penetrated into the jade slip, he was so shocked by the dao that he almost forgot his own existence, and just greedily felt the aura of the dao in words.Countless languages ​​poured into his primordial spirit through his spiritual consciousness, and the sound of each word pointed directly to his heart, manifesting multiple universes and myriad shapes and phenomena, which made people want to stop listening.If it weren't for the jade slips that could only allow the consciousness to penetrate, he wished he could also stuff the primordial spirit into it, directly transforming the primordial spirit into Taoism, without retaining the physical body.

I don't know how long this frenzied study lasted, and suddenly a gust of fresh air poured in from the top of his head, interrupting his connection with Yan Zhi Dao, and forcibly calling his sanity back to reality.In that short moment, Qingjing seemed to experience the pain of being unplugged by someone who was addicted to the Internet, and looked at the person who disconnected from the Internet coldly——

The fluffy and fragrant Teacher Shen fluttered his wings in front of him just after combing his hair. His small black bean-like eyes were bright and charming, and he lost all temper.

He swallowed subconsciously, and asked in a gentle voice that he didn't know: "Mr. Shen, what's the matter? Which world are you going to shoot again?"

Teacher Shen landed on the table, lightly kicked a round mirror on the table with the tip of his slender claws, and nodded at him: "Take a trace of true energy and input it into the mirror, and see what the show you filmed by yourself is like."

Already cut it?I, can I be on TV?Qing Jing was a little nervous amidst the excitement, tightly holding the jade slip with his left hand, and pressing a finger on the mirror with his right hand, slowly inputting a wisp of true energy.

A mist filled the room, and a forest scene emerged from the mist, filling the entire room.It was as if he had returned to the forest of the orcs, watching the pictures keep changing. He was walking through the forest wearing a purple fairy clothes, with countless layers of soft light and filters added to his face, so exquisite that he did not look like a real person.At the same time, a gentle and deep moving voice sounded in the empty mountain forest: "Prehistoric creatures that have disappeared for many years appeared in mysterious caves, and the abnormal roar has troubled the local garrison for many years. What is the secret hidden behind the caves? The host first entered The world of Xiaoqian was attacked by half-human and half-beast. Are these creatures human or demon? Why do local men take pride in being able to have children? To know the answers to these secrets, please watch the first episode of Journey to the Heavens and Worlds , Dragons chant every night in the empty mountain."

It's just too... too... too close to science!For some reason, after hearing this passage, he had a premonition that the movie was going to end badly.

The scene changed, and a group of young people appeared in front of him, and they talked to him a few words, with greedy eyes shining in their eyes.Then he became vigilant, turned around and ran, and the crowd turned into beasts to chase after him. Suddenly, a black panther jumped from the top of the mountain and rushed to him, tearing the fairy on his shoulder like a steel rod with its sharp claws. Clothes.

The screen turned again and switched to the peaceful time when he entered the training base of the White Feather Military Academy, where he also ate a seemingly delicious vegetarian meal and dessert.And after this scene lasted for a few minutes, it jumped to the middle of the night, when he got up amidst the roar, dressed in white, and walked on the moon surrounded by orcs.

From this moment on, the whole atmosphere and rhythm became tense.The mysterious dragon chant has been decibel-reduced, and it always surrounds the background, and he seems to be stepping on the beat of the whistling sound. The action shots are cut smoothly and beautifully. Showing his standard awl face.

The climax of the whole film is after entering the cave.Countless prehistoric behemoths surged in the darkness, the military instructor led the little orcs to surround and kill one, and he himself went straight into the herd with his sword, killing a bloody storm in the true sense.Under the rain of blood, his face has gone through countless times of refinement, and he always maintains a handsome expression that is as sharp as a blade.

And at the end of Yuanguang, he turned into a half-man and half-snake, splitting Longyin Peak with a sword, the sky and the earth shook, and the golden dragon was attracted far away. The camera zoomed from the ground to the sky, and finally faded into the clouds, leaving people with endless room for reverie.

No bad endings!There is no such far-fetched explanation as "the strange noise in the valley is the echo caused by animals singing in the valley"!Mr. Shen's explanation is really a perfect combination of facts and scientific theories. It is well-founded and well-founded. Even the host who heard the scene personally believed him.

This round light is done perfectly, from the picture to the sound, it has reached the state of "near Tao".Qing Jing never thought that his immature hosting experience could produce an effect comparable to a blockbuster film, but he was so surprised that he watched several films repeatedly before recovering from the tense and mysterious atmosphere of Yuanguang Vision.

Xue Zong also came over at some time, looked at his unsatisfied expression, and said happily: "This show is so good, I didn't expect you to have such an effect for the first time! Do you know? This Just a few days after the program was launched, the order rate reached 11.00%, and more than 2 copies of Yuanguang were sold, and there were [-] copies of Yuanguang Mirror and Yuanguang set. Even Shangxian Xianyifang and Zhixian Perfume The shipping rate of the line has also increased a lot, and their boss Taoist Chaoshan has decided to increase the sponsorship fee by [-]% for the next program!"

"Ah...it's amazing." Qing Jing was also very happy, but he was not as excited as Xue Engeng, because he still didn't quite understand what those numbers represented, and he was more concerned about another thing - him in the round light picture He was always walking alone, without the colorful big parrot on his shoulder, and even the phrase "This is my partner Shen Pingshan" when he introduced himself for the first time was erased.

He asked Mr. Shen why he didn't show up on camera, but the parrot just smiled and replied casually: "Because the film crew is behind the scenes, they can't enter the camera."

Qing Jing was a little dissatisfied with this answer.He tactfully didn't ask any further, but he still wanted to have a circle of light with Teacher Shen in his heart, and wanted to see with his own eyes how the two of them were together.

Instructor Wu's personal episode

My name is Wu Cheng, and I am a soldier.

I was born in a military family, my father and grandparents were all officers of the Xiyu Star Federation, and most of my relatives had military experience.Like other children from the same background, I joined the army at the age of 20 and have been guarding borders where alien animals are infested, fighting for the stability of the country and the peaceful life of the people.

When I was 40 years old, I was transferred to the 51st Military Region. Because I was injured in a certain battle, I was temporarily unable to serve as a front-line combat worker, so I temporarily served as a military training instructor at the Baiyu Military Academy.But who would have thought that the life of an instructor in just a few months has completely changed my life.

I remember clearly that it was August 4285, 8 in the Orc Calendar, and the weather was particularly sunny that afternoon. I took the students of Mecha Class 13 for long-distance jump training.During the training, a person who has nothing to do with the military academy suddenly appeared on the mountain, and tried to escape the pursuit of the students and ran to the military restricted area on the top of the mountain. I saw this person while patrolling the mountain, so I turned into a beast and caught him over him.

That was our first meeting.The person was very small, delicate, and soft, exactly like a female.I have seen many females, probably because they are sought after by others, they are almost all coquettish, relying on their status and not taking others seriously, even if they look beautiful, I don't like them.But this little female who appeared like a mystery is completely different. After he was subdued by me, he obediently took my neck and returned to the camp with me. No matter how you look at it, he is well-behaved and harmless, and he blush easily, as gentle as every orc dream.

Later, I heard from my colleagues that his name was Qing Jing. He said that he could talk, but he was too timid to speak to me, a vicious orc.At that time, I thought he was so timid, pitiful and cute like a small animal, if only I could protect him and stop him from feeling scared.But later I discovered that the facts were completely contrary to my imagination. He was extremely courageous, many times stronger than me, and he was also an orc.

But my affection for him did not decrease because of his exposed nature, on the contrary, it accumulated more and more, and finally I had to admit that I fell in love with him, and I fell in love with someone whose origin was unknown, whose appearance and smell were both true and false. male.

I don't know when I fell in love with him, maybe it was the moment when I was besieged by the singing beast and I found out that he saved me; maybe it was when I was holding him down in the cave and grinding with the meat from his neck; maybe It was the time when I couldn’t fall asleep for some reason in the middle of the night and sneaked out of the window of his room; maybe it was the time when I hugged him and felt his soft and cool body... No matter when I was first tempted, this feeling lasted longer than I expected, And firm.Even after he disappeared, when I was taken to the military headquarters to investigate the incident at Longyin Peak, I didn't regret picking him up from the mountain, letting him stay in the barracks, or entering Longyin Peak to find him.

The military did not find out his identity in the end. This person seemed to appear out of thin air, and then disappeared in full view. If it wasn't for the influence of the drones, everyone might think that the existence of this person was just a scene. collective hallucination.

Afterwards, the military took away the water of the real beast, and studied and analyzed its ingredients in the laboratory, trying to replicate this miraculous water of reproduction.Later, although there was no progress in the replication work, progestational drugs targeting sub-orcs and females were also developed, and the low birth rate in the orc world for the past few hundred years could finally be reversed.After this incident, I was also promoted very quickly because of the credit for discovering the water of the real beast. In just a few years, I was promoted from lieutenant colonel to brigadier general.

At that time, people often introduced me to blind dates, including females who were pampered by my parents and colleagues, as well as heroic sub-orcs from the same army, but every blind date ended in failure.I found that no matter whether I was facing a female or a sub-orc, I was always thinking about what would happen if they were male, and then I couldn't help thinking of Qingjing, thinking of his half-human half-snake appearance.

It was dazzling to the extreme.After many years, my aesthetics have not been reversed, and when I look at normal females and sub-orcs, I always feel that something is missing, and I have not been able to get together with anyone for so many years.

Maybe I shouldn't indulge myself in a person who will never be possible, but at least, I want to let him know what I think, and I want to say "goodbye" to him face to face.

Time passed so smoothly. I don’t know when, some organizations called "Tianyao Fitness Center", "Peacock Ascension Studio", and "Ancestral Dragon Bloodline Help Center" quietly appeared in the Federation. The members of the organizations are almost They are all petite and beautiful sub-orcs or females, who have deceived many members with the gimmick of appearance and longevity.

At first, the military didn't notice them, but later these organizations began to sell a kind of experiential movie player called "circular illusion mirror", which attracted the attention of the whole society with the technological level across the century.In the first batch of Yuanguang they sold, there was a program called "Into the Heavens and Worlds", which followed the Longyin Peak incident from beginning to end!

As soon as the host of the show appeared, I was totally confused, because he was the little orc who inexplicably appeared and disappeared that day, and I still can't forget it.I watched him appear on the mountain, meet my students, and be captured and sent back to the military training base. Every shot was as vivid and clear as I remembered.A voice-over commentary rang in my ears, and the dialogue with the characters in the scene appeared at the same time without interfering with each other, making people feel immersive.

The whole show took nearly an hour, and there were many handsome and petite people who were dressed like Qingjing and explained the truth of the water of the real beast and the origin of the beastman Ji, but it was Qingjing who attracted my attention the most. .A Qingjing that is more dazzling, more beautiful, and sweeter than I remember.

Only then did I know his true identity, why he only stayed by my side for such a short time before leaving in a hurry, and why he wanted to get close to Longyin Peak.

But I want to know more what he thinks of me.

After the round light was played, I immediately changed my clothes and went out to the Zulong Help Center to ask how to see Qingjing.The person in charge there warmly received me and told me happily: ""Journey to the Heavens and Worlds" is a program of the Documentary Department of the Yuanguang Vision Department of the Wanxian League. Qing Jing is the most popular newcomer in the Documentary Department. It’s not easy to meet him. But I’ll tell you something secretly, our Care Center has a very close relationship with the Ten Thousand Immortals League. If you can be our outstanding student, you will have the opportunity to study in the Ten Thousand Immortals League... "

He looked at me carefully for a while, and suddenly his slender hand stretched out to my head for no reason, and it seemed to have grown by tens of centimeters for no reason.His voice also became low and full of temptation, and he asked: "Young man, I see that your bones are so clear and your Yuan Yang has not yet dissipated, do you want to practice with me?"

I remember that when these organizations recruited people, they seemed to say this sentence?

I don't know what kind of magic he used, or I was too eager to see Qingjing, anyway, I took out my wallet and spent two years' salary to buy a one-semester exercise course.

Afterwards, I was scolded by my father for a whole week, but it turned out that I did not lose money on this matter.The people in the care center are indeed not ordinary people, their abilities are as unscientific as Qingjing, and the training methods are also unprecedented for me, starting from the breathing method, focusing more on physical fitness rather than pure strength or ability training. After several years of courses, I feel completely transformed.

Orcs are all practical. Since this kind of training can improve their strength, more and more people accept the existence of this kind of organization, and subtly accept the advanced technology and new way of life they brought.

And for me, the biggest benefit of participating in this center is that after a few years, I received a beautifully printed program sea.That poster is actually an invitation letter, as long as you fill it out, you can participate in the "Emotional Mediation" program planned by Wanxianmeng where Qingjing works.The staff who handed me the invitation form kept recommending "Teacher Wan" in the show, saying that the teacher is very good at dealing with emotional disputes, and he will not let a cheating scumbag go. The program mediates and teaches you how to behave in minutes.

Actually, I don't have any relationship problems that need mediation, but if I can go to the Ten Thousand Immortals League, I can use this program to meet the people I want to meet, and say the words that have been suppressed in my heart...

Amidst the chatter of the staff, I picked up a pen and filled in my name on the guest's signature area, and neatly wrote the word "Qingjing" next to my name.

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