The whole Internet is black, I was chased and killed by my ex

Lin Siji felt that today was particularly unlucky. In the morning, a girl in class took him to do a Tarot calculation, and said nervously that his luck was very good today.

He smiled and said to borrow your good words, turned around and entered the library, only to find that the reserved seat had been taken.

It is not one person who occupies the place, but a couple.

Lin Siji stood where he was and watched the pair of Condor Heroes become intimate with each other.

After carefully comparing the time wasted in quarreling with the time it would take to find a seat again, he finally walked out of the library with his bag in hand, and sat down in an empty classroom.

There was a girl sobbing in the classroom, Lin Siji thought it was a classmate from the acting department at first, and felt that the quality of the students in the college is so high today, a student can perform crying scenes perfectly.

Until a phone call came, the girl had a 10-minute scolding with the other party, and after hanging up, she turned from sobbing to hysteria...

Lin Siji suddenly realized.

It's not acting, it's widowhood.

Lin Siji always had great respect for other people's weddings and funerals, so he got up with respect and changed to another classroom.

This time everything was fine, except for a couple who were kissing each other in the back and almost cooked the rice as raw rice, there were no accidents.

Lin Siji understood the hunger and thirst of these men and women. After all, human beings are extremely primitive. It is indeed inhumane to lock young men and women in their prime into the gate of the academy, and to ask the teenagers in estrus to be as calm as water.

So he only puts on the earphones indifferently when the sound of water in the back seat emits reverie, and uses technological means to separate the original desire of nature from himself.

According to today's plan, Lin Siji went back to the dormitory at eleven o'clock curfew, only to find that the hanger had collapsed.

This is a big deal, because all of Lin Siji's underwear is on it.

Lin Siji, who didn't want to sleep in dirty clothes, could only advance the purchase plan five days later. He took the purchase list and went out of the dormitory through the window, stopped the small shop owner who was about to close, and politely asked if he could give himself some time.

The boss graciously agreed.

There was only orange-flavored toothpaste in the supermarket, which made Lin Siji a little unhappy.

He usually only uses mint flavored toothpaste, the fruit is too sweet.

However, he had no choice now, and he didn't want to waste time visiting the convenience store again.

After confronting the orange-flavored toothpaste for three seconds, Lin Siji picked up two tubes and threw them into the shopping basket in disgust.

There was even a problem when buying underwear, Lin Siji raised his head, silently looking up at the purple lace leopard pattern hanging high with the highest respect.

"Is there nothing else?" He couldn't help asking the boss.

"No more." The boss said, "This is so good and fashionable."

Lin Siji didn't understand this kind of fashion, but all his underwear was on the floor of the dormitory, and he had no choice again.

Resignedly, he picked a new one and put it in the box, then went on to find other items on the shopping list.

The school responded to the environmental protection policy very early and did not provide plastic bags. Lin Siji put the items he paid into the bags one by one, and rushed to the dormitory with the bags.

Because it was very late, for the first time, Lin Siji did not take the usual road, but took a shortcut, hoping to save some wasted time.

He ate less for dinner, and he was a little hungry, so he tore open a piece of bread and packed it separately.

As soon as the bread was bitten into his mouth, the shoelace of his left foot came loose. Lin Siji squatted down with the bread in his mouth, put the bag aside, and dealt with the shoelace.

In order to prevent it from loosening next time, he tied it very carefully, and finally pulled the bow three times, still not at ease.

As he was about to pull the fourth, footsteps approached from behind.

This point... probably because he was caught ordering takeaway, it had nothing to do with him anyway.

Lin Siji pulled the bow tie for the fourth time without distraction, and suddenly his neck tightened...

Then, amidst a roar, he was picked up from the ground by Shengsheng.

Lin Siji:?

In desperation, he only had time to grab the recycle bag before he was forced to run wildly.

From the man's initial roar, Lin Siji could barely tell that this guy had mistaken him.

He wanted to explain, and let the man let go of him, but the bread stuffed in his mouth made him unable to speak.

Lin Siji tried to take the bread down, but the person who picked him up ran extremely fast, and the strength of his hand was undeniably strong. Lin Siji tried to struggle a few times, but finally failed because he couldn't exert enough strength.

He finally gave up and just drifted along the school road with bread in his mouth like a homeless man.

Lin Siji looked at the person in front of him, he thought that this idiot's brain must be as white as his down jacket, otherwise he wouldn't be able to drag someone by hand and run like an elopement on a winter night near zero, without even looking back to see if he was there. Stupid thing about pulling the wrong person.

Now this idiot is huddled in the corner dejectedly, and beside him stands another doubly idiot who is not as delicate as him but is more idiot than him.

Lin Siji looked down at the milk tea-colored liquid tumbling in the pot, taro ball pearls and crushed Oreos were placed on the side, before they could go down.

The aroma of milk and sweetness lingered in the small dormitory, Lin Siji sniffed, thinking of his supper that didn't end well.

Following him, he ate the ashes of most of the campus in the wind, and the bread with the teeth marks finally lay in the trash can.

Recalling the row of conspicuous teeth marks, Lin Siji curled his lips with a half-smile, and glanced at Yang Yan who was closed in the corner.

"The taste is very unique. The hot pot tastes like milk tea."

Yang Yan's body froze, and his already low head was buried more thoroughly.

The ordinary idiots are dead, but the super idiots haven't given up yet.

"Brother." Liang Tao squeezed out from the corner, and the two brothers patted Lin Siji's shoulders nicely, "Get to know me, my name is Liang Tao. You see, we are both classmates. It's not easy for me and my brothers to get a takeaway at night. This time If you didn't see it, let us go, there is no loss."

"I want to let it go too." Lin Siji said calmly, "But it's not like I'm short of two spots, and you two are bumping into each other again."

"Hey, to tell you the truth, I'm also in the Student Union, Propaganda Department." Liang Tao waved his hand, "The leaders of the Student Union are all ignorant, and the rules they set are more and more outrageous, so there's no need to strictly abide by them."

"Oh." Lin Siji hid his knife in his smile, "I belong to the leadership. Classmate, you are very dissatisfied with the student union, maybe you need me to convey your opinion to your minister?"

There was a chill behind Liang Tao's back, and the ferocious face of his minister suddenly made him shiver.

"No, no." He backed away with a smirk, "I don't need to bother the minister with my humble opinion, you accept it."

Liang Tao retreated into the corner with a sad face, and turned to ask Yang Yan for comfort with a mournful face, but he slapped him back blankly.

The two stood there as if punished, watching Lin Siji taking photos and sampling slowly, turning off the induction cooker, pouring the milk tea into the toilet, putting taro balls, pearls and taro in garbage bags, probably planning to carry them to the big trash can downstairs for disposal.

The milk tea fell into the toilet, the sound of the water was clear, Liang Tao's heart was bleeding, but due to the oppression, he didn't say a word.

Lin Siji set off with big bags and small bags, and kindly left them crumbs of biscuits.

"What level are you at and what's your name?"

When going out, Yang Yan in the corner suddenly made a sound.

Lin Siji paused when he opened the door, then turned around to look at the black-haired boy in his pocket in the corner.

I was too angry to see clearly just now, but now I realize that this Hanhan looks quite recognizable.

A pair of red phoenix eyes are stubborn, the bridge of the nose is tall and delicate, the thin lips are tightly pursed, and the thin red faintly reveals from under the fair face.

It's a pretty little face, but it's a pity that people are not very smart.

Lin Siji felt in his heart that beauty and IQ are really difficult to have at the same time, and responded jokingly: "Why, do you want to settle accounts with me?"

"No." The beautiful Hanhan said stubbornly, "I just want to get to know each other."

His "knowledge" was very heavy, almost to the point of gnashing his teeth, and the sharp and stubborn gaze flowed out of Danfeng's eyes, firmly sticking to Lin Siji's body.

Can't see it at all, just want to know it.

Lin Siji smiled.

"Lin Siji, you're a 13th-level choreographer, how about you?"

Liang Tao on the edge heard that he had announced his family name, and suddenly thought of something, he hesitated to speak.

"Yang Yan, show 14."

"Student." Lin Siji nodded casually, "It's late, I'm back, welcome to play with me, junior."

"Definitely." Yang Yan bit his words hard.

Lin Siji didn't hesitate anymore, when he opened the door to go out, he accidentally bumped into another person.

"Senior Lin Siji?" The person in pajamas at the door was full of surprise, "It's really you. I thought it was a mistake when I saw it just now. Why are you in our school? Didn't you go to study finance?"

Lin Siji frowned, he glanced at the two people in the room from the corner of his eye.

"Transferred school." He said succinctly.

"Really?" The people outside the door suddenly lit up, "Then we are alumni again now!"

Inside the room, Yang Yan and Liang Tao were attracted by the movement at the door.

"What's the situation..." Liang Tao muttered, "How did Sheng Liye know this airborne birth?"

"Airborn?" Yang Yan caught the key word.

"That's right, a friend who was an editor and director complained to me before. A transfer student suddenly joined their class. I didn't talk about it directly from the sophomore year. I was originally studying finance, and my major was completely wrong, but the long-term He must be a good-looking talent, it seems that he is not suitable for directing, but suitable for acting...someone whose surname is Lin...I guess this is him."

"Oh."

"Is it okay to give some feedback? I share such a large piece of information, and you just reply with one word. It's too disappointing."

"Wow, that's amazing, you are really a gossip little prince." Yang Yan praised without emotion.

Liangtao was satisfied without being picky, he turned his eyes and said incomprehensibly.

"I just don't know what's going on with these two. Sheng Liye, who usually has eyes on the top of his head, is as shy as his younger sister who hasn't left the cabinet. He's twisted to death."

At the door, Lin Siji responded indifferently to Sheng Liye's enthusiasm.

"Yes." He cherishes words like gold.

"Then can I see you often in the future?" Sheng Liye asked.

"If there is a chance." Lin Siji was obviously unwilling to answer, he smiled politely, "It's too late, I have to go back to the dormitory, see you today."

Sheng Liye's disappointment was visible to the naked eye, he took two steps back to let the door open, Lin Siji nodded to him and bid farewell, closed the door and walked forward quickly, and soon disappeared at the stairs.

Yang Yan and Liang Tao in the room faced the closed door, neither of them spoke.

The sweet smell of milk tea was still lingering in the room, and it didn't dissipate for a while, Liang Tao sniffed, and was about to blame Yang Yan for leading the wolf into the room, but was suddenly strangled by the neck.

"Hey, why did you hit someone!"

"It's not the supper that I confiscated!"

"Fuck, fuck, hurt, let go, bastard!!!"

"Big brother, my fault, let it go!"

Liang Tao changed from cursing to begging, and Yang Yan finally vented his grievance and anger with a few slaps.

He let go of Liang Tao, ignored the subsequent cursing, and walked into the bathroom with his pajamas.

The hot water poured from the nozzle slightly soothed his depressed mood, and Yang Yan closed his eyes in the warm water vapor.

"Lin Siji"

He jotted down the name.