The whole Internet is black, I was chased and killed by my ex

Stuck on the Qinhuai line, the city where Nanyi is located always has disputes over the definition of north and south.The "South" in the name barely defines its orientation, but its cold winter climate makes the students resentful, and they can't stop complaining that Nanyi is really sorry for the "South" in the name.

Yang Yan is standing in the early winter at the end of November at this moment, and her snow-white down jacket is very conspicuous in the dark night.

The location he chose was delicate, just right in the middle of the two teaching buildings, with the north wind whistling in from the air outlet, making people's scalp numb and their hands and feet cold.

There was another gust of wind, and Yang Yan couldn't hold back two sneezes, feeling more and more regretful in his heart.

"You know the newly opened milk tea hot pot. It's very close to our school. The takeaway is also open late. It's still open at 11 or 2 o'clock."

Liang Tao's joyful expression appeared in front of Yang Yan's eyes.

Yang Yan sneezed again with a blank face.

fool.

"Rules? Of course, the rules of the acting department are not to give out food. It's a waste of body management... But the rules are always meant to be broken. We have worked so hard to learn for so long, and reward ourselves after the midterm exam." Not too much, right?"

Yang Yan turned on the screen of his mobile phone, and at 11:32 he blatantly laughed at his innocence.

fool.

"How about Yanzi, do you want to vote with brother?"

Yang Yan threw the phone back into the down jacket and roughly zipped it up.

Really

fool.

He felt that he was really obsessed with ghosts, so he impulsively agreed to Xia Liangtao's suggestion to order milk tea and hot pot takeaway.

Ever since a god-man brother broke up and ate himself into two hundred catties, and was "returned" by the contacted crew, the school has issued extremely inhumane rules-except for the majors about behind-the-scenes work, the rest of the departments need image management. Students are not allowed to order takeaway food into the campus.

When the students heard about this outrageous regulation, they naturally went berserk for a while, but they quickly calmed down under the compulsory suppression of the school.

The school attaches great importance to this rule. There is even a food delivery kiosk at the entrance of the campus. Students have to swipe their student cards for identity verification when ordering food. deduction.

Such a severe punishment temporarily suppressed the weight gain of the students, but it could not suppress the rebellion of some activists who were just about to move.

"You know that there are two stone lions at the gate of our school." Liang Tao nervously grabbed Yang Yan, "Do you know what they are called?"

"...I don't know." Yang Yan said honestly.

"The patron saint of takeout!" Liang Tao lowered his voice, "The stone lions are the silent contract of the students of Nanyi University, the takeaway merchant. Automatically and consciously wrap the takeaway package with an environmental protection bag, in this way, let alone the security guard is a member of the student union, even the gods will not be able to find out that someone took the takeaway."

"Oh." Yang Yan lowered his eyes and made the worst assumption based on facts, "What if the delivery boy doesn't distinguish things?"

What if the takeaway boy doesn’t distinguish between things...

Then the soldiers can only be divided into two groups.

This is why Yang Yan stood here at night to blow the northwest wind. He was responsible for guarding the east.

Looking from his position, passing through seven teaching buildings, an artificial lake, and two peacock breeding facilities to the west, Liang Taoying was also trembling on the side of the campus.

Three or ten minutes ago, Liangtao told him seriously that something had happened. The takeaway boy was a novice, and he didn't know which stone lion was in the east. Yang Yan had already started to regret it.

"Forget it." Yang Yan said, "Refund the money, the goods haven't been out of the store yet."

"That won't work!" Liang Tao angrily moved out the induction cooker and pot from under the table, and he slammed the iron pot on the table with a bang, his head shaking with excitement, "I bought all the pots! How can I waste all my previous efforts here!"

So Yang Yan was kicked out by him.

"There are two lions in total, and the two of us are just right." Liang Tao spoke eloquently.

Yang Yan pulled up the zipper while thinking blankly.

The number of lions is just right for the number of people, but the delivery time and waiting time are not just right.

The estimated delivery time is eleven o'clock, how long has it been overdue.

Yang Yan turned on his phone, but Liang Tao hadn't contacted him yet.

Yang Yan is a little impatient. After 11:30, there will be security guards patrolling the campus. It is rumored that in order to promote the "reform of the food delivery system", the school has set a "catch reward" for the security guards. ... I don't know if it's true or not.

A burst of light came from the opening of the railing, and Yang Yan lifted his spirits, stepped quickly into the lawn, and walked towards the vacant place.

He bent down and looked out with his head sideways.

Passing vehicles, not takeaways.

Yang Yan sighed and was about to retract his head.

"Students over there, what are you doing!" An angry shout from behind exploded in his ears.

not good.

Yang Yan took a glance out of the corner of his eye, and was almost hurt by the light of the flashlight.

Two security guards stood on the school road. They held flashlights similar to those used in mines. Wherever the strong light reached, the takeaway suspect had nowhere to hide.

"Which department? Why is the curfew point still wandering outside?"

The security guard's voice came closer.

Yang Yan paused for two seconds, then put the down jacket hat on top of his head, turned around and ran wildly.

"stop!"

The security guard was shocked by his decisive decision, and after realizing it, he also stepped forward and followed behind.

Those who run like this are either thieves or greedy acting students.

Naturally, the former cannot be let go, as for the latter...

50 yuan ocean too!Chase!

Yang Yan has long legs and runs lightly like an antelope on the grassland.In twos and threes, he crossed the lawn and walked around to the school road.

And the security guards are not vegetarians. The experience of chasing the delivery students for several months has already allowed them to develop strong leg muscles. Chasing these young people will not suffer at all, and they even have surplus physical strength.

The security guards kept chasing him, so Yang Yan could only continue to run wildly. He cleverly ran to a remote place, trying to get rid of the pursuer by taking advantage of the twisted path.His strategy is correct, but it's a pity that he is wearing a snow-white down jacket today, like a white deer scurrying up and down in the night, no matter how conspicuous it looks, even if the security guards are distracted, they can quickly rely on that touch of whiteness. Lock on target again.

Yang Yan's remorse almost burst out, he remembered Liangtao showing off his dark green coat to him before going out.

"Nightwalker!" Liang Tao's complacent expression has never been so annoying, "I was found and ran straight to the bushes, who can find me."

Yang Yan thought about his brilliant expression, and then looked down at his cumbersome white body. He really wished he could travel back to an hour ago and take off Liang Tao's clothes and put them on again.

No, he should directly refuse the request to come down and wait for the takeaway.He should hide in the warm dormitory and watch Liang Tao run around being chased by the security guards, instead of running wildly on the school road in embarrassment now.

Turning another corner, a person squatting on the ground suddenly appeared in front of him.

Yang Yan took a closer look and was furious.

That dark green coat, that bulging supermarket environmental protection bag.

Liangtao, that idiot, didn't go back to the dormitory to shrink back after getting the takeaway, and squatted on the school road to count the fucking earthworms.

Yang Yan originally wanted to leave this trash behind and run away, but then he was unwilling to suffer so much, and finally the takeaway fell into the hands of the security guard.

His thoughts changed rapidly, and finally, when he passed the man on the ground, his heart sank, he grabbed the man's coat collar, and pulled him up from the ground.

"Stop squatting, run the fuck, the security guard is here."

He was advancing so fast that the man was staggered by him, and he managed to stand still. In order not to be brought down again, he could only rush forward with him.

After running a few steps, Yang Yan suspected that he was holding on to his coat to interfere with his own speed, so he turned his hand and grabbed the arm of the person behind him without looking back, and moved forward like an old cow pulling a broken cart.

The two crossed the artificial lake and the teaching building like the wind, startled the sleeping peacocks and made people dance, and finally got rid of the security guards who were chasing after them.

After the shouts behind him completely disappeared, Yang Yan stopped.

He disliked shaking off Liang Tao's hand, and rubbed his sore arm muscles from too much force.

"I shouldn't be instigated by you today." Yang Yan was still angry, and he snatched the plastic bag from Liang Tao's hand, wanting to see how safe his takeaway was after being shaken violently. good.

Yang Yan was very angry, and was dizzy by the cold wind. For a while, he didn't notice that "Liang Tao" didn't say a word uncharacteristically.

He opened the canvas bag in twos and heaved a sigh of relief when he saw the small plastic bag completely packaged. He secretly praised the packaging technology of today's takeaway merchants is really excellent.

Picking up the small plastic bag, Yang Yan looked down, dumbfounded.

A bottle of laundry detergent, a toothpaste, two towels, and a pair of slippers appeared in the corner unexpectedly.

Yang Yan looked at these daily necessities, and finally realized something was wrong.

He raised his head slowly, there was no "Liang Tao" figure in front of him, only a tall young man was left, staring at Yang Yan with obscure and complicated eyes.

The young man wears black-rimmed glasses, and his hair and bangs are scattered, but he can still see the bookishness of a good boy who lives in a library. His high nose bridge slightly breaks his own gentleness, but his mouth The bread in his mouth made his aura elusive again.

"Oh—" Yang Yan said dryly, "You are not Liang Tao."

The young man took the bread out of his mouth, and laughed at this human tragedy and comedy with a row of neat tooth marks on the bread skin after holding it for too long.

"Obviously, I'm not." The young man was obviously well-bred, and even after being dragged for thousands of meters, he could still hold back his mouthful of fragrance.

But this etiquette is very ironic in today's embarrassing scene.

"You're not, why didn't you say it just now?" Yang Yan was embarrassed and puzzled, and couldn't help asking.

"As you can see, I had bread in my mouth just now."

"...you can take it off."

"My left hand is holding the bag. My right hand is being dragged by you." The young man's reply was gentle, but the throbbing veins on his forehead revealed that his heart was never as calm as words.

"Can I have the bag back?"

Yang Yan's embarrassment reached the extreme, he handed out the bag together with the small plastic bag in his hand without a word.

During the handover, the accident happened again.

The action of the young man to take the bag was too fast, and Yang Yan couldn't keep up with the speed of letting go. During the tearing of taking and handing, the environmental protection bag rippled twice, and when it passed, the plastic bag rippled twice, making a desperate "tear" pull" sound.

The plastic bag tore and fell slowly, leaving the goods in Yang Yan's hands.

Yang Yan and the young man froze at the same time, and both lowered their heads.

Under the gaze of four eyes, the slender fingers pinched the wreckage of the plastic bag, under the wreckage...

A pair of purple lace leopard print panties that had just been unpacked fluttered in the wind.

Yang Yan: ...

youth:……

Yang Yan was about to suffocate. He only felt that what he was pinching was not fabric, but a mass of burning purple flames.

Desperate embarrassment surrounded him, and at the moment when the air was condensed, he just wanted to go back to the dormitory and pull the damned Liang Tao out to beat him up.

"Taste... The taste is very unique." He said dryly.

The young man didn't answer, and the veins on his head twitched again. After an incalculable amount of time, he opened the environmental bag and stretched it out in front of Yang Yan. Yang Yan silently threw the underwear into it.

The young man withdrew his hand and pushed down his glasses: "I just heard from you that I ordered takeaway, maybe it's from the acting department?"

Yang Yan suddenly woke up, and he responded vigilantly: "No."

"Then which department do you belong to? I remember that only the editor and director can order takeaway freely."

"I choreographed and directed it." Yang Yan followed the trend.

"Coincidentally." The young man hooked the corner of his mouth, hiding a knife in his face, "I also directed it."

Yang Yan: ...

"I'm still in the Discipline Inspection Department of the Student Union." The young man sneered and continued to add, "My name is Lin Siji, maybe you have heard of it."

"……No."

Lin Siji waved his hand lightly: "It doesn't matter if you haven't heard of it, as long as you have heard that the Disciplinary Inspection Department has recently started to catch illegal takeaways. There are 5 fixed places a month, and I'm still two short...but with you, it's only short One."

Yang Yan: ...

Yang Yan: Gan.

He also wanted to quibble a few words, and fool this man of god who ran out to grab takeaway after eleven o'clock without doing anything.

Anyway, there is no evidence.

Yang Yan thought with luck.

It's impossible to remember yourself just because of one sentence.

However, just as his mind was spinning rapidly, the upstairs window opened.

"Hey! Yang Yan——"

Yang Yan and Lin Siji looked up together, only then did they realize that they had run too far just now and had already run to the bottom of the dormitory building.

Liang Tao's face, brighter than sunflowers, poked out from the window on the third floor.

"What are you doing standing there, you don't reply to the message, the hot pot is almost boiled—"

Yang Yan's neck was stiff, and his heart fell directly into the ice cellar.

He heard Lin Siji chuckle.

"Now, none of them are bad."

Yang Yan: ...

He decided to go back and find a rope and strangle himself to death.

Liang Tao was still screaming heartlessly from above, he finally saw Lin Siji beside him.

"Hey, I brought friends! Come up and sit down together."

Liang Tao's cheerful voice was like a death talisman.

Yang Yan gritted his teeth in the night.

Let's go with this idiot.