[Journey to the West] The Poor Monk Xuanzang

Guanyin suddenly appeared in Huaguo Mountain, his hair was messy, and he looked like he had undergone another sex change.

At that time, I was cornering the monkey to extract a confession.

Hearing the movement, I turned around and was facing Guanyin's messy new hairstyle.

"Xuanzang..." Following this affectionate call, the Bodhisattva flew towards me like flying.

A golden cudgel was placed in front of him.

The Bodhisattva completely ignored the golden cudgel. He held my hand firmly, with tears in his eyes: "Xuanzang, I finally found you..."

The monkey pulled me behind him and said, "Bodhisattva, don't stay in the South China Sea, what are you doing here at Huaguo Mountain?"

The Bodhisattva sneered: "Wukong, don't forget your duty!"

The monkey folded its arms and said nothing.

"At the beginning, I instructed you to go out of the Five Elements Mountain and let you protect the Tang monk to learn scriptures from the west, do you still remember." Bodhisattva pressed on step by step.

"Remember." Monkey said.

"Now you have taken Tang Seng back to Huaguo Mountain!" The Bodhisattva looked grim, "The World Honored One almost didn't peel my skin!"

"Xuanzang, do you still remember Chang'an?" The Bodhisattva put on a gentle face towards me.

"Remember." Of course I remember how you tricked me back then.

"Xuanzang, you are the special commissioner of the Tang Dynasty," Bodhisattva said solemnly, "How can you live up to the expectations of the people of the whole country?"

"..." I suddenly felt a lot of pressure.

Guanyin scratched her messy hair, sighed and said, "I'm about to be played to death by you."

"..." Why do I feel that I am a bad person?

"I don't care what you think," Guanyin said, "You all have to go to the Western Paradise to meet the Buddha."

I asked the Bodhisattva to sit down, poured him a cup of tea, and said two words slowly: "No."

The Bodhisattva didn't even raise his eyebrows: "You think I'll send someone to flood Chang'an City?"

"I'm not a golden cicada," I sighed, "you should arrest that great monk to learn scriptures."

"Besides, let me go to see the Buddha, do you think the situation is not chaotic enough?"

Everyone knows that I am not in harmony with the Buddha, but not many people know the cause and effect, but Guanyin just happens to know.

When I founded "Three Realms Bagua Weekly", I was young and energetic, I despised the gods and Buddhas, and dared to write and publish anything.

We need to know that the most common way for ordinary people to become Buddhas and gods is to cut off the emotions and desires, but how can a person live in this world without care?

Things like abandoning wives happen from time to time.

I have cleaned up the black history of the gods and Buddhas of the gods, and every six months a big revelation has offended many people.

Back then, all kinds of gossip spread wildly, and I was a stick, adding fuel to the fire from time to time. The fire became more and more intense, until finally several parties threatened to fight me.

It was nothing at all, I dare to be so arrogant, of course I have the capital of arrogance, it doesn't matter if those people go to bed together.

What's more, the relationship between the Buddha and me is actually not that bad. In fact, it's not just the Buddha. I was able to get along with Jin Chanzi and Guanyin back then.

Although I have publicly stated that I do not agree with Buddhist teachings, and I have laughed at his snail hair and his bad taste in all kinds of gold things.

But in private, I think I have a good relationship with Buddha.

Perhaps the scariest thing in this world is self-righteousness.

In that duel, I fought for half a month. I didn't win easily, and I was cut off with one hand, but those few people really lost a crushing defeat.

Just at this time, the Buddha arrived, and without saying a word, he slapped me with a slap, and slapped me into the ground for more than three feet.

I was unprepared at that time, so I was slapped to death by that guy who dropped a dozen palms from the sky.

Jin Chanzi guessed right, he wants to fight with the Buddha, I agree with both hands.

Even if he doesn't fight with the Buddha, I will go to the Buddha to settle this old score!

It's just that when people have concerns, they can no longer act recklessly like that.

It doesn't matter if I pinch each other with the Buddha alone until I am smashed to pieces, I am happy!But I don't like being around a monkey.

It doesn't matter if I get strangled, it would be so bad if my monkey gets strangled.

Guanyin frowned: "Are you asking me to change?"

I laughed: "He tricked you once, you don't want to cheat you back? Besides, the Buddha forced him to learn scriptures, didn't he just want him to admit defeat."

The Bodhisattva thought for a while and said, "Lend me your monkey."

"No." I refused cleanly.

Really, is there anyone who borrows pets so casually these days?You can borrow my monkey if you want?Just dreaming.

The Bodhisattva was obviously not very happy: "Jin Chanzi tricked me, but Jinghong also deserves your credit."

I laughed and said, "What can you do with me?"

The Bodhisattva's face turned black, he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, Jinghong, you are fine!"

"Don't, don't, don't be angry," I waved my hands and laughed, "Do you know the six-eared macaque?"

Avalokitesvara said: "The World Honored One once said that the six-eared macaque is good at listening to sounds, can understand things, knows before and after, and everything is clear."

I said: "I have raised a few of them, which can imitate people and imitate objects. You can catch one and let him imitate Wukong to go to the west to learn scriptures. I guarantee that no one will be able to recognize it."

Guanyin sneered and said, "Catch one? Where do you go to catch one? There are six-eared macaques all over the mountain."

yeah?Isn't it all over the mountain?

Well……

"Go to Monkey Mountain and have a look, there might be something there." If there are no words there, there probably won't be any in this world.

After hearing this, Guanyin got up and was about to leave, but I grabbed her.

"Bodhisattva, when did you take off the golden hoop on my monkey's head?"

The Bodhisattva smiled calmly: "The World Honored One never taught me."

"..." What kind of words!You are an adult Bodhisattva, you will not know if the Buddha does not teach you?Can I have something to offer?

The Bodhisattva put his palms together and saluted, then got away and ran away.

"..." It really came and went in a hurry.

I watched Avalokitesvara go away, then turned to look at the monkey: "I heard you are getting married?"

The monkey was hanging on a rattan cane and swinging on a swing. Hearing my question, he turned his head and smiled: "Where did the master hear the news? Why hasn't my grandson heard of it?"

I stroked my sleeves, gave him a sideways glance, got up and left.

"Where are you going, Master?" The monkey followed.

"Go back to Chang'an to meet my master." After careful calculation, it has been five years since I left Chang'an, and I don't know how my master is.

The monkey quickly tugged on my sleeve: "Why is there no sign at all, so I'm leaving?"

I tore away his pair of hairy paws and said coldly: "You marry you, and I go back to my Chang'an City, what's wrong?"

"Master was joking," the monkey leaned over and bumped my shoulder, "You're leaving now, who am I going to find?"

"...What?" I wondered if I didn't hear clearly.

"Old grandson posted a post and invited old friends to have a wedding, master, you actually want to leave," the monkey hugged my waist and began to act foolishly, "let grandson put his face on."

I raised my eyebrows and said, "What does my going have to do with your face?"

"Master promised to marry me a long time ago, why is he changing his mind now?" The monkey spoke righteously, but I was like a heartless man.

I made him take a few steps back in fright, and said with tongue-tied words: "I, I never promised to marry...you—"

The monkey hid his face and made a sad expression: "The master said it when he promised to go back to Huaguo Mountain with his grandson."

"Nonsense! How did I ever say that?" Is it plausible to marry your own monkey?

And I'm a man!Why should I marry?

"Master, you clearly promised!" The monkey grabbed my skirt tightly with its furry paws, "Master once said that he would warm my bed!"

"——You!" I could only hear my face flushing, "I never said such words!"

The monkey was full of grievances, and looked up at me with tears in his eyes: "Master, are you denying your account?"

"I--"

His pair of furry paws held on to my skirt and did not let go: "Could it be that the master has a new love? He wants to abandon me?"

I sighed, "What are you doing?"

The monkey buried himself in my arms and said: "I have announced it to the world, master, are you planning to abandon it from beginning to end?"

"..." Who gave up in chaos?

"Master is leaving at this time, don't you want the whole world to see Lao Sun's jokes?" The monkey rubbed and rubbed in my arms.

"..." I was silent.

The monkey continued to pretend to be pitiful: "Master has been treating me..., and now I have to leave again, so what face does Lao Sun have to be king in Huaguo Mountain?"

"..."

"Master?" The monkey looked at me with starry eyes.

"What did I do to you?" Tell me clearly, why don't I know it myself!

The monkey twisted his body and said shyly, "I have been touched, hugged and kissed by the master."

"……"Just kill me.

I looked at him unrepentantly.

"Master, don't you want to start messing around and end up giving up?" It was this line again, and this face that was about to cry...appearing on Zong Monkey, I still feel reluctant to part with it.

I couldn't help lowering my head and laughing, almost convulsed from laughing, knowing that this guy was pretending, I still felt distressed, thinking about it, I was crazy.

"Master isn't leaving?" Monkey's eyes sparkled.

"Not going." I smiled.

"Have a banquet the day after tomorrow." The monkey made an inch of it.

"Nonsense!" I slapped him on the head, "Have you ever discussed it with me?"

Monkey had another face that was about to cry: "Master, you clearly promised..."

"...how did I promise to—"

The monkey continued: "Master, you always give up in chaos."

"...when will I—"

The monkey said, "Master, kiss me."

"..."

The monkey leaned over and kissed me and said, "It's settled the day after tomorrow."

I made him laugh angrily, you had a lot of fun doing the cutting first and playing later!Let him taste the sweetness of such nonsense again, is it okay?

"I never promised and I don't want to!" I said coldly, "What do you want?"

"Hey," the monkey smiled, "The old grandson can only go to Datang to propose marriage."

"..." How did I fall in love with this monkey, please wake up.