[Journey to the West] The Poor Monk Xuanzang

Although my nasty little thoughts have been exposed to the point that there is almost nothing to hide, but... it is quite scary to wake up and find a monkey hanging above my head.

I stroked my forehead, a bit dumbfounded: "Come down for me!"

The monkey hung on the rattan cane and swung around: "I can't come down."

I sat up from the rattan bed and stared at the vines hanging everywhere in the hole for a while.

"Wukong," I rubbed my forehead with some headaches and pointed to the hanging rattan curtain, "What did you do?"

"Master, do you like it?" The monkey looked expectant.

I got up and took a sip of water, was silent for a while, stunned for a while, brewed my emotions for a while, and tried to make the words that came out of my mouth sound gentle: "Wukong, don't you find that the light is too dim? "

The monkey swung to the other side while hanging from a cane, and brought a gust of wind, which made my hair flutter.

I simply turned my back on him, out of sight and out of sight.

Before I was quiet for a while, the monkey huffed and swung over from behind again: "Master, do you think the light is too dark?"

I roughly plucked him off the cane: "Be quiet for me, it hurts my head from shaking."

Fortunately, the monkey's fur is yellow. If it were white... In the hole covered with faint green vines, there is a white shadow floating around. Those who don't know it will think they have seen a ghost!

The monkey giggled and said, "If the master thinks it's too dark, I have something good." The monkey laughed wickedly.

"..." I don't feel at ease about the aesthetics of monkeys.

Wukong took out a handful of brown things from his pocket and handed them to me: "Master, have you seen this before?"

I picked up one and looked at it, and couldn't help being happy: "Where did you get it?"

"Oh?" The monkey came closer to me, "Master actually knows this thing."

"I know, it's Star Grass." I said and threw the seeds on the ground.

The thing fell to the ground, and immediately grew bright white roots and plunged into the soil. A bright silver branch twisted and pulled out, and the branches were covered with dots of flowers.

The flower is small, with six petals, and emits a subtle white light.

The monkey grabbed a handful and threw it high, clusters of white flowers quickly lit up wherever it went, and the faint green vines lined with white star grass looked fresh and elegant.

I couldn't help laughing.

The monkey leaned over to act obediently: "Master, do you like it?"

I slapped his face away, smiled and walked out of the hole.On the outside is a stone room with stone pots, stone beds, stone stoves, stone bowls, stone basins, and stone benches. A stone tablet in the middle is engraved with "Huaguoshan blessed land, water curtain caves into the sky."

Further out is a waterfall.

I was about to go out for a walk, when I suddenly found a very familiar magazine missing on the stone bench, I picked it up, and it turned out to be "Monster Weekly".

I found a wicker chair and sat down comfortably, put the magazine on my lap, and slowly opened it.

Big event: Tang Seng suddenly disappeared!

The missing word on the title is red.

I looked at the title, which took up a quarter of the paper, raised my eyebrows, and continued to look down.

Tang Seng is missing!The whereabouts of Tang Monk meat is unknown!Prices on Xitian Road plummeted all the way!

Whose fault?

We all know that Tang Seng went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, and we all know that Tang Seng had three apprentices.

The great apprentice Sun Wukong, with a chubby monkey drawn next to him.

The second apprentice, Zhu Bajie, drew a chubby pig next to him.

The third apprentice, Sha Wujing, has a bearded man next to him.

These three disciples are said to have great powers and protect Tang Monk from the west to learn scriptures. But now, Monkey King has returned to Huaguo Mountain, Zhu Bajie has returned to Gaolaozhuang, Sha Wujing has returned to Liusha River, and Tang Monk's whereabouts are unknown.

The meat of Tang Seng that everyone was thinking of disappeared so strangely, and the first of the three disciples of Tang Seng couldn't get rid of the relationship.

Then a strange thing happened, no monster on the West Road reported that he had caught Tang Seng.

Although we can assume that they are afraid of getting into trouble and hide the news.

However, a few days ago, a large number of monster volunteers from all over the world spontaneously formed a search team to search the place where Tang Seng disappeared for hundreds of miles, but they couldn't even find Tang Seng Mao.

What's even more bizarre is that this time, Monkey King didn't move around to rescue soldiers.

How unusual.

The master is lost, the monkey doesn't go to save it, doesn't ask someone for help, it just pats its butt and goes to Huaguo Mountain?

Unreasonable unreasonable.

With what mentality did Sun Wukong leave his master and go back to Huaguo Mountain?

Where did the monk meat go?

The three characters "Tang Seng Meat" are circled in red, pointing downward.

Below is a picture of a naked man lying on a huge plate with a pair of chopsticks next to it.

Countless dark shadows were drawn around the plate, without facial features, only wide-eyed eyes and drooling mouths.

Could it be that Tang Seng's three apprentices couldn't hold it for a while and ate Tang Seng on the way?

The picture below shows Bajie and Drifting holding a thigh and gnawing raw, so that their faces are covered with blood.Wukong was sitting beside a Tang Monk with only half of his head left, and he seemed to be still chewing.

There were several cleanly gnawed ribs missing...

My face was distorted for a while, and I turned a page in my hand.

First of all, we have to make it clear that, as the main organizer of the Westward Journey, Guanyin Bodhisattva is responsible to Tang Seng.Next to it is a monster that is half male and half female.

Obviously, Tang Seng's disappearance is the dereliction of duty of Avalokitesvara.

If the three disciples appointed by Avalokitesvara to escort Tang Seng to the west really ate Tang Seng, would the Bodhisattva give up?

It can be seen from this that the claim that Tang Seng's three apprentices took Tang Seng to have a picnic is untenable.

So the question is back again, where did the monk meat go?

I have a bold guess.

This guess is related to a big news that spread in the demon world a few days ago.

A mysterious single Mr. Huaguoshan Monkey who is unwilling to reveal his race, gender and place of residence secretly told the editor: Their king is getting married.

But this mysterious single Mr. Huaguoshan Monkey, who did not want to disclose his gender, race and place of residence, was unwilling to reveal the life of the future Mrs. Monkey.

But it doesn't matter, the eyes of the masses are discerning, and the power of the masses is powerful.

Let's take a guess as to who might possibly marry a monkey.

No.1, Peach Blossom Girl.

Back then when the Monkey King was just a slut monkey, the great beauty of the monster tribe who accompanied the monkey, unfortunately, his whereabouts are unknown now.

No.2, Sister Guanyin.

Although Sister Guanyin is transgender, it cannot be denied that Sister Guanyin is beautiful. Sister Guanyin should be the only woman who has more contact with monkeys.

No.3, Seven Fairies.

Don't tell me that the seven fairies are seven people, heck, we all know that when the monkey grandson ate the flat peaches, he fixed all the seven sisters.

But although this monkey is a monkey...he is also a male monkey, if you say that nothing happened between them, I don't believe it anyway.

Thinking about it comprehensively, among the above three people, oh, it should not be said that among the nine people, sister Guanyin, who ranks second, is the most likely.

If Sister Avalokitesvara and Monkey King plan to get married, what about Tang Monk's Buddhist scriptures?

When two people were kissing each other, a bald monk was caught in the middle, what should I do?

Of course, it is stripped and thrown into the water to cook and eat.

Only in this way, Sun Monkey can secretly eat Tang Sanzang without worrying about being retaliated by sister Guanyin.

At this time, some fans will scold: My monkey brother is not the kind of person who eats his master.

Besides, will the Buddha give up?Next to it is a chubby little doll with round arms, round legs and a round face. This amulet is pasted on its forehead, and the word Buddha is written on the amulet.

Tsk tsk tsk, comrades, let's not forget that Sun Wukong is a famous terrorist.

According to unreliable gossip, until now the guards at the Nantianmen turned their heads and ran away when they saw this monkey.

Therefore, we have reason to suspect that this monkey kicked his useless juniors back to their hometown, and then enjoys Tang Seng flesh all to himself.

What a happy monkey, the editor also wants to marry sister Guanyin and eat Tang monk meat.

The accompanying picture here is Sun Houzi carrying a piece of steaming meat, and the half-male and half-female Avalokitesvara beside him is smiling very softly.

I was speechless for a while, my feelings are like a piece of meat in the eyes of these monsters...

etc--

My eyes slowly fixed on that sentence.

A mysterious single Mr. Monkey in Huaguoshan, who did not want to reveal his race and gender and where he lives, secretly told the editor: Their king is getting married.

Goku is getting married?

I do not know how--

I suppressed my irritability and flipped through the Youkai Weekly.

Housing prices on the westbound road plummeted, and real estate developers suffered huge losses.

Before that, the housing price on the westbound road was so high that it would scare the demon to death.

Now, as soon as Tang Seng disappeared, it was fine, and housing prices plummeted.As of yesterday, it has fallen to less than one-tenth of the highest price.

It can be seen that the world is impermanent, money is something outside of the body, fellow Taoists, don't be too persistent.

Having said that, the consequences at this time are very serious. In the past few days, there have been news of real estate developers jumping off buildings.

We can't help but start to think: Is Tang Seng's journey to learn Buddhist scriptures a well-planned conspiracy?

Using Tang Monk's meat to be immortal can attract the attention of the public, and through hype to increase housing prices, and then Tang Monk's disappearance caused housing prices to plummet, which successfully led to turmoil in the Yaozu.

If it's a conspiracy, the Buddha has succeeded... the insidious Westerner.

I felt a little bored, so I scrolled down again.

The title is too gossipy: Sun Houzi's Rumored Girlfriend——The Mystery of Bodhisattva's Male-to-Female Transformation.

It started like this: A long, long, long time ago, when the editor was still a little starling who had just opened up his mind, Guanyin was a man!

But later, after the editor succeeded in taking shape, I suddenly discovered that everyone said Guanyin was a girl!

Why is this?

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I couldn't bear to look any further, and my eyes circled back and forth on Sun Houzi's rumored girlfriend.

Silently closing the Monster Weekly in my hand, Shi Shiran stood up, intending to talk about life with the monkey.