Big director

Zhu Zimo's vest is really quite famous, because in this forum, this vest has always been relatively active.

The message is positive and meaningful, and occasionally I will post some p-picture photos that are said to be private collections, and I have written a few cute short stories... In short, if this guy is picked up by someone, it must be because of It's too weird to be nailed to the pillar of shame in history!

But because no one has skinned him yet, this vest lives very comfortably and is very embarrassing.

As soon as he appeared, many people who were familiar with him clicked in out of boredom.

When I clicked in, I was still thinking, you'd better not be a headline party, otherwise I must teach you how to be a human being!

Some people are more straightforward. When they see the URL link, they click on it directly.

Some people prefer to say a few more words before watching the video.

"By the way, this host... I think you are a magic wand party, right? Zhangmo cp video or something, how does it feel to be betrayed?"

"That's right, traitor! The party-state will never forgive you!"

"Let's spoiler the content of the video first? If it's fried rice, I'd better not click on it to waste time."

Director Zhu was still excited at first, just waiting to refresh and read the little goblins in the comments below, who were all mourning, this was his cute original intention!

Then, as soon as I refreshed, I saw the message on the sofa floor.

Suddenly he froze.

yes!His vest has always been set to be the True Love Wand Party! CP is irreversible and irreversible. From the very beginning when the Zhangmo Party was about to rule the world, as a representative of the minority, he has been fighting with a clear-cut stand... Later, the situation finally improved, and he himself successfully became a veteran-level id , still struggling on the front line, is a very strong backbone!

So was his brain flooded just now?Why did Zhang Mo cp be set so smoothly when editing the video? !

Sure enough, indulgence is a man's natural enemy!You should be a vegetarian to protect your IQ!

But after thinking about it for a while, he felt that this was harmless, on the contrary, he could hide himself better, like the group of goblins in the building, maybe they were thinking about it, and they wouldn't think that the video was actually made by him, right?Self-promotion and self-promotion, even if there is such a suspicion, it does not conform to his noble and glamorous image setting!

So he replied lightly: "Although the cp is reversed, I am very upset, but the video is well edited, I will continue to watch it~"

Minimizing the window of the forum, Zhu Zimo began to recall nervously, there is only such a bug, right?No, let's start over...

Although I can't always think of it, why do I still have an ominous premonition?

After half an hour.

Director Zhu, who had an ominous premonition, finally knew that there was another bug.

Look at the reply under that building——

"Fuck, you really are a master! rnb! My whole body is trembling! Although the script is bloody, the plot flow is smooth, and the music chosen is also very suitable! Why is the author publishing it anonymously! Tell me who it is, and then I will Now offer me my knee!"

"Upstairs, you are so naive, I can't bear to watch it, don't you think that this video reveals flaws everywhere?! I pressed a cucumber, this video must have been cut by that little fairy Director Zhu himself!【 Take out a bow tie and put it around your mouth to make a deep expression]—there is only one truth! "Humanity" has just been released! You search the Internet, and there is no resource for the full version at all! Some are just a few trailers that are at most a few minutes That’s all! And as long as you’ve all seen it, you’ll easily notice that there are many scenes that never appeared in the trailer!”

After reading this comment, Director Zhu really "tightened the chrysanthemum"!It was chilly, and this building replied very quickly. Zhu Zimo refreshed impatiently. Every time he refreshed, the progress bar on the right would be shortened a lot. He scrolled down anxiously to see what others had to say.

I'm also planning to log into another small vest immediately if things change, and talk nonsense to disturb the sight of these people!

So what was he thinking just now!Just thinking about torturing dogs and torturing dogs, it's a good time, and I have to get myself into it!

"At first, I also felt that something was wrong, but after Mr. Conan pointed it out, I suddenly realized it! Isn't it like this? And think about it, the quality of the film cut out by such a big hand is simply formidable. This may be at an amateur level. Is it?! Only Director Zhu’s kind of editing can do it easily, right? So, yingyingyingying, could it be that my Zhangmo party finally has its day, and this damn is the official candy. !"

"When I think that Director Zhu is Zhang Mo's CP, I'm in a bad mood... Momo, please be more courageous! The little shou who doesn't want to be an attack is not a good little shou!"

"By the way, I remember Mango Channel's trailer, saying that the crew of "Humanity" will come to be guests tonight? You guys can also get rid of some restrictions, okay? Director Zhu must be preparing for the show. Where did he come from in the United States to upload videos online! "

"The upstairs is so annoying! Do you know what a dream is? Don't we know that the possibility of the video being an official candy distribution is infinitely close to zero? But always have a dream in your heart, so you can live happily!"

Seeing this, Director Zhu finally relaxed a little bit. Damn, he almost scared him to death. It turns out that these people also know that they are talking nonsense...

but……

Bridge Bean Sacks!

He didn't become a guest on the live show!That show hasn't aired yet, but after waiting for a few more hours, fans don't see him in the show, will they suspect that the editor is him?

So put aside the dog abuser, he should quickly delete the video that caused trouble...

After logging on to the video website, Director Zhu completely gave up the treatment after he saw the hit rate of over [-].

If only a few people have noticed this video, even if he deletes it, this basic number of people will probably not cause any big waves.But with so many people watching it, there should be quite a few people downloading it directly. At this time, he ran to delete it in a hurry, and he was guilty of being a thief!Not only does it not help, but it also generously provides a very convincing evidence!When the time comes, those who have resources will selflessly upload it again, and it will bloom everywhere. That scene must be very touching...

Director Zhu was paralyzed on the lazy sofa even more painfully than before drinking the spring water in the space. He went through various coping methods in his mind, but none of them looked very reliable—the important thing is that Director Zhu He has already given up hope for his IQ in [this period of time]. He feels that it's okay if he doesn't make any moves. As long as he makes another move, it will definitely be a stupid move!

While frustrated, he continued to watch those comments that were rising.

"I don't think it should be Director Zhu, right? My family, Mo Mo, is wise and powerful, so he wouldn't do such a stupid thing! But 23333 is already my idol! He must be the one with internal resources You are awesome, and you have mastered sharp editing skills! I wish I could have both! That way I won’t be afraid of starving myself anymore, I’m self-sufficient, and it’s so cool to think about growing food for myself!”

"Seeing that everyone upstairs has been talking for so long, but still can't grasp the point, I'm really anxious! Didn't anyone notice the title of that video?! Qixi Festival gift or something, I seem to feel the author's great respect for single dogs Malicious..."

"Great malice 1! This is a dog abuse video! Where is the sympathy? I can't be more sad if I can be blinded by dogs and men who eat well."

"Because of this, I am more inclined to believe that this video is directed by Zhu! He must want to show his love and enjoy the supreme fun of dog abuse!"

"That's right, it's too irresponsible to have internal resources, right? Guess who they are? Crew members? Movie theater operators? Second-generation idiot fans? I always feel that if I have to choose one, it's more reliable. If you don’t know the answer, it’s actually not that hard to accept that Director Zhu will go to battle in person!”

All kinds of slobbers have been reincarnated for thousands of floors, and this post is simply hot with lightning speed!

More people poured in, because the box office hit the premiere day of "Human Way", and the word-of-mouth also exploded. Under such a cusp, Zhu Zimo and Shen Pingzhang's sense of existence has increased countless times. I don't know how many pairs of eyes Just staring at it, there suddenly appeared such a mysterious and high-level video, whether it is a cp fan or not, it is high!

For cp fans, every interaction in the video is cute cry.

For non-cp fans, because the editing is great, the plot is bloody and sensational, the picture quality of the blockbuster, and the excellent soundtrack, watching this is more enjoyable than watching a movie, and it is free, no meat will not be exciting To the hearts of some homophobic people, anyway, in the end, some of these people became CP fans by the video, and some of them stood on a fair standpoint and gave countless praises——in less than two hours, the video ended with With more than 500 million hits, it has airborne to the top of the monthly popular video list!

At this time, the entertainment program with the crew of "Humanity" will start live broadcast soon.

That entertainment program should be thankful to Director Zhu who started having a convulsion because of being idle at home. Because of his convulsions, the ratings of the show are literally rolling upwards!The TV station pays attention to the real-time ratings, and when they see the sudden rise of numbers, their mouths are really happy!Well done guest!In the future, I will cooperate with Director Zhu!

At this time, the comments finally changed.

"Director Zhu didn't come... Thinking of the video just now, I want to be quiet..."

"Could it be that 23333 is really an official candy?! If it was really cut by Director Zhu, even if the single dog is abused with only a drop of blood left, I will admit it! What is more valuable than this? Come and fight against it!"

"I just want to say, I heard Shen Pingzhang's sentence "because he is not feeling well", am I the only one who thinks wrong?"

"Hero! You are not alone, add me!"

"Hero, you are not two, add me too!"

……

Of course, if all the comments were like this, then Director Zhu probably would have quietly hung a rope and hanged himself...

More opposition gave him the strength to persevere!

"Hehe, you CP fans are enough, Director Zhu will have time to do this kind of thing? What is he planning! Absolutely impossible!"

"That's right, you brazen fellows, who dare to brazenly say that they have a higher IQ than Director Zhu?! Director Zhu is such a smart and witty person, even if he does this kind of thing in a vest, it is impossible for him to spare There are so many loopholes! Because these loopholes are too mentally handicapped! Go too far, don't insult the IQ of us fans!"

"I think that scissorhands probably wants to see this kind of situation! Hehe, these days, it doesn't cost much to plant dirt and frame things. You just need to leave some loopholes that fools can't believe. Some idiots will take the bait! He just wants to take this opportunity to become popular, right? Since he decided to hide his head and tail in a vest from the beginning, he has the ability to not show his face for the rest of his life!"

"I still don't believe that Director Zhu is really sick... so what if he was fine yesterday? I believe there are many people who have this kind of experience-when they are busy, they don't get sick all night, but once that I have been busy for a while, it seems that the string that has been tense has been loosened! I have tried to fall ill and become unconscious the next day after the completion of the project! Think about it with your conscience, Director Zhu average At least one film a year, this is a continuous cycle! Which director has his dedication! You know, they are all special effects blockbusters with an investment of hundreds of millions! He will let go of his rest days, but he will go to cut some films... Girls , logic? Are they all dead?!"

"I also think, please, if you are a fan of Director Zhu, please be more rational! Don't let the media reporters see it and think it's true! When the time comes, you'll think you've picked it up. Bao, once it is published in the newspaper, it will not affect Director Zhu's reputation? I really don't know whether you are a fan or a black man!"

Director Zhu burst into tears, that's right!I'm such a wise and wise person, it's impossible for me to do such a stupid thing...