Big director

In fact... Director Zhu is indeed a little "uncomfortable".

The reason was that at the celebration banquet last night, he drank a little too much wine, and after he came back, he became a little drunk.If it was only him who was drunk and crazy, the matter would not be so difficult to deal with today, because there is always a sensible and sober Shen Pingzhang as his brake.

It's a pity that even Zhu Zimo, the director, was too drunk. How could Shen Pingzhang, who was highly respected by film critics and loved by movie fans as the leading actor, escaped?

Under the envy, jealousy and hatred of everyone, he still had to stubbornly block the wine for Director Zhu, anyway, he was a little dizzy at the time.

When they got home, the two of them went to the bathroom and took a shower, one of them was more excited than the other, so...they played big.

The final result is that Director Zhu is "uncomfortable" and lies on the soft lazy sofa and pretends to be dead.

Anyway, fans should have gotten used to his "low-key" for a long time, right?It certainly doesn't matter if you don't show up...well, that's right!Such a happy decision!

...The director is absent. If Shen Pingzhang, who is the leading actor, is also absent, it is really unreasonable, so there is no way, Shen Pingzhang can only leave in tears from Director Zhu, and promises to come back after the recording, and will never waste time !

Staying at home alone is so empty, lonely and cold!

Director Zhu flipped through the calendar on his phone, and then——

~~ Tomorrow is Valentine's Day!

During this period of time, Feiqi was busy, and he and Shen Pingzhang were not the kind of people with delicate thoughts, so they didn't notice it!

Now there is something to do.

Director Zhu was still paralyzed on the lazy sofa in large characters, opened the memo app on his phone, and then recorded what he should do next one by one.

First of all, prepare a gift for the other party!

What kind of gift are you preparing?There are too many options, and I can't decide for a while... Holding my chin and thinking for a long time, Director Zhu finally added two words to the end of the memo—to be determined!

Secondly, to satisfy one's own bad taste, do what a lover's winner in life likes to do most - dog abuse!

How can this abuse be appropriate?

He held his chin and thought for a while. He first rejected the item of real body battle. Without him, it is because the current relationship between him and Shen Pingzhang is still shady, so in the eyes of the outside world, the gleaming director Zhu is actually a cat. Singles are coming!The so-called is born from the same root, so why rush each other, why do single dogs make things difficult for single dogs, it is easy to be ridiculed by the crowd in turn...

So, do you want to wear a vest and go into battle?

Make a short film?It's too late!And even if it is filmed, the vest is not famous enough, and it will not have any major impact. Few people will watch it, and the number of people who will be abused will be limited, which does not meet Director Zhu's aesthetic taste.

After struggling like this for a while, director Zhu's eyes suddenly brightened, and he was inspired!

Alas, indulgence is indeed a man's worst enemy!Just like Director Zhu, who has always been wise and decisive. If he hadn't been paralyzed here like a dead dog, such a simple idea must have come up long ago, and there is no need to think so hard?

Just do it!With a flash, Director Zhu went to his secret base - the small space.

In order to make himself better faster, he endured the pain in his heart and drank a cup of space spring water.

Ever since he discovered the excellent performance of spring water in the field of wine making, Director Zhu has become stingy, and only drinks a little occasionally, which is really sad.

After drinking the spring water, I don't know if it's really such an immediate effect, or because of psychological factors. Anyway, Director Zhu twisted his neck and kicked his legs, feeling very good, and then he stuck his waist like a big devil in the second stage "Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie" laughed wildly, crawled in front of the light brain, and started his "big plan" as fast as flying.

...First of all, he needs to find good material.

And the so-called materials, starting from "Atlantis" to the most recent "Human Way", even include all the video materials of three-dimensional real people, all suitable for use... about Shen Pingzhang and his Zhu Zimo lens.

Then, after opening a file, Director Zhu began to conceive a script about reincarnation VII, still infatuated, and the final result of each life is that two people come together as if by fate, and then love each other forever... script.

The story begins with a myth and legend.

One of the two protagonists is a monkey who acts recklessly and is not afraid of gods and Buddhas all over the sky, and the other is a compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva who makes a great vow to save all living beings.

They didn't have any intersection at first, but in a certain look back, the monkey thought, that Bodhisattva looks very good-looking, but his smiling face is too much to beat!But Guanyin thought, although this monkey is making a fuss, it is a life completely different from him!I can easily suppress him, but I always feel that he is like a raging fire, always blazing, and can never be subdued?

It is because the other party is completely different from themselves that they began to observe each other secretly.

Do all the long-term love come from the difference of one thought at that time?

Curiosity was born because of differences, and because of curiosity, they stared for a long time. These two "people" who had nothing to do with each other fell in love with each other in a gesture that shocked everyone's attention.

"Is that Bodhisattva stupid! He always wants to save all sentient beings and fulfill other people's wishes, but who can fulfill his wishes? It's really hard to see!"

"This monkey already has a whole body of ability, why do he have to toss about for others? His whole body is covered in torments, so what good is it for him?"

"Don't be this Laoshizi Bodhisattva! Come with me, and you will be more comfortable down here!"

"My heart is shaken..."

However, no matter whether it is a monkey or a Bodhisattva, they cannot help themselves.

The ending is not happy, both of them will be punished, thrown into the world, sealed memory, after seven reincarnations, if they still recognize each other in the vast sea of ​​people, and still love each other, then no one will be able to separate them .

In the first life, Monkey became a domineering president, but Bodhisattva did not become Xiao Baihua, the standard match for the domineering president, but became another... the domineering president who was his deadly rival.

After all kinds of hostility and twists and turns, the two fell in love. (The material is taken from the TV series "The Proud Son of Heaven" and some three-dimensional video materials.)

In the second life, the monkey turned into a man who runs a pet shop, and the Bodhisattva turned into a cute and silly husky.Monkey always thinks that he is a pervert if he is not married and guards a dog all day long, but he can't control himself at all... Then fortunately, one day, this husky suddenly turned into a human form!

The two of them happily held a romantic wedding. (Taken from the movie "Dream Wedding")

In the third life, the monkey became a high-ranking immortal cultivator, while the Bodhisattva passed away long before the monkey was born. He only had a remnant soul left. For some reason, he was still stubborn and refused to leave. Wandering in place watching.Then the immortal cultivator went to the secret realm and met the remnant soul. This sight was his catastrophe.

The ending of the story is that the immortal cultivators have a partner who cannot be condensed at all, but they are happy with it. (Taken from the movie "Ask the Sky")

In the fourth life, the monkey finally stopped being strong, he became a weak artist without fighting power, and the bodhisattva became a person who had nothing to do with sensibility and dealt with various instruments every day in a white coat with a cold face... the scientist.When pure sensibility and pure rationality meet, they will never be able to love each other again, right?

This arrangement still proved to be useless, and the two of them stayed together for a lifetime, seeking common ground while reserving differences. (Taken from the movie "Three Centimeters of You")

In the fifth life, the monkey became an emperor in the world, and the Bodhisattva became a sage whose mana reached the heavens, even countless times more powerful than when he was a Bodhisattva.And in this life, they finally failed to stay together again. One committed suicide in the flames, and the other fulfilled his will, exiled himself in the void forever, and never appeared again.

But love that cannot stay together is not love? (Taken from the movie "Humanity")

Countless immortals and Buddhas looked at this monkey and Bodhisattva struggling in the illusion.

They are still thinking about how the sixth and seventh lives will embarrass them, and if they still love each other, how to "repent" after returning from the calamity will be more justified.

But they never have to think about the future again.

The monkey and Bodhisattva in the illusion finally woke up.

I don't know if they realized a higher level of power in the overlap of time and space. Anyway, when the world fell, all the immortals and Buddhas who prevented lovers from getting married were all reduced to dust under the heaven!

In the last shot, these two people looked at each other and smiled from a distance.

"I am back."

"It will always be there in the future."

……

The above is all the bloody script.

Now that the script is available, for Zhu Zimo, who is known as the "God-level Scissorhands", to cut all the materials together, and finally match it with suitable music and a voice that has been repaired by adjusting the audio through a voice changer. ...Is there any difficulty? !

The whole process took a total of two hours!

Looking at the final product, it took about half an hour in total. Zhu Zimo nodded with a smirk: "It really has dog blood and a plot, there is cruelty and love, it's perfect for dog cruelty!"

He landed on one of his vests that had never been exposed before, and put this freshly released video on the video site.

The name is - "Zhang Mo's life push!Tanabata gift! "Then, regardless of the situation here, he changed into another vest and logged into the fan forum dedicated to the cp party.

Then, I opened a post: "Fucking big hands! I just accidentally discovered the newly uploaded Zhangmo cp video. I was shocked after watching it for a few seconds! I have something good to share, so I decided to fork it out to Everyone has released food! Here is the address!"