I was reborn after choking on water [Quick Transmigration]

The master apprenticeship ceremony was not carried out after all, because the headmaster ordered: "It's just a formality, it's a waste of time, money and brains, you should spread the news yourself."

This kind of important ceremony is gone, and it is not taken for granted. The whole sect was puzzled. Some well-informed disciples asked around, and after careful selection, they came up with one thing in common: the head of the sect has been staying at the new disciple Ye Ye recently. In Zhuo Lin's room, he hardly ever goes out.

Combined with the fact that the head of the sect has resolutely refused to marry a wife for many years, the disciples can't help thinking wrongly: the head of the house really likes men, and the lonely and widowed men live in the same room, hehehe.

For a time, rumors and rumors abounded.

However at this moment, there was a chess game in front of Jing Xing and Ye Zhuolin.

Black and white are alternate on the chessboard, the white pieces surround the black pieces, and there is only a small area left for the black pieces to struggle, and they are about to face the danger of the remaining pieces being raptured again.

Heizi belongs to Jingxing.At this time, Jing Xing frowned, pinched the black chess with his index finger and middle finger, tangled for a long time before putting it down, and put it in a useless position.

Jing Xing seems to have a very high talent in losing chess - he often plays on forbidden points.

Ye Zhuolin, who is cold on the outside and laughs wildly on the inside, finally found Jing Xing's weakness - Go.

Ye Zhuolin is actually not very good at Go, so he usually spends a few games in the military account in a panic, entertaining others, and it is purely boring for him to set up a chess game, because Jing Xing said that the next task will take a while It can only be carried out, and there is nothing to visit in this place, so I can only move out of the chess game to kill time.

Ye Zhuolin knew that his chess skills were mediocre, and he was ready to be abused, but who knew that Jing Xing was better than him.

It's like knowing only one rule. Using the analogy of chess, you only know that the horse moves in the sun and the elephant moves in the field, and everything else is left to chance.

It was rare to find a way to bully Jing Xing, Ye Zhuolin almost cried with joy, happily played 87 games of chess with Jing Xing in six days and won completely.

This is No.80 eight innings.

Ye Zhuolin was exuding a joyful atmosphere, and he was only short of carrying two firecrackers to celebrate the new year, Jing Xing was not annoyed, and he didn't play tricks, so he simply prepared to lose another round.

"Would you like to take a bet?" Ye Zhuolin asked suddenly.

Jing Xing smiled: "After winning so many rounds, you only want to make a fortune?"

"Hey, otherwise I'll be numb." Ye Zhuolin tilted his neck, stretched his waist, Jing Xing pinched his armpit, Ye Zhuolin shrank instantly, and then his bones cracked, his waist twisted.

"Day!" Ye Zhuolin grinned his teeth and made a self-protective posture, "What are you doing? Suddenly you can't afford to lose?"

"No, I just thought of the bet." Jing Xing got up, supported the edge of the chessboard with both hands, leaned forward, and leaned his face closer, "You lose, you massage me, I lose, I massage you, immediately It worked."

"...You really know how to do business." Ye Zhuolin moved back and smiled dryly, "I can't make a choice, so I bid you farewell."

"Don't, this game is not over yet, is it up to me?"

"I can't go down, I can't go down, it's a draw."

What I got was Jing Xingyouyou's sentence: "Except for three or more consecutive calamities, I have never heard of a tie in Go. Did the general create it himself?"

Ye Zhuolin was stunned, he didn't expect Jing Xing to be so good at knowing the rules of the draw that he didn't need, so he took a deep breath: "Then what do you want?"

Jing Xing smiled, and said righteously: "I, admit defeat."

"..." Ye Zhuolin was shocked by such a face again: "You...you still have room for reversal, do you want us to switch and continue?"

Jing Xing came over with great speed, put his face close to Ye Zhuolin's ear, smiled softly, and whispered: "If you don't change, I will admit defeat."

Ye Zhuolin couldn't stand his deep smile, and every time he heard it his scalp felt numb, and Jing Xing had already started to squeeze his shoulders and beat his back in a daze.

The technique was really good, and immediately stopped Ye Zhuolin's eager cursing.

"Which training experience is it?" Ye Zhuolin turned around and asked.

Jing Xing seemed to be trying to pick things up: "I traveled through every mission world and visited brothels all over the world. Every woman is my experience for improvement."

"..." Ye Zhuolin punched him.

Jing Xing had already developed the habit of wearing gloves all the time, so he caught his fist smoothly and explained: "I just study with my eyes, not my hands, really, I swear!"

Ye Zhuolin went crazy: "Damn it, why did I think you were a modest gentleman when I first met you? How many innocent men and women have you deceived with this appearance?"

Jing Xing made a swearing gesture, his tone was sincere, and his expression was unflinching: "A Lin! Only you and I lied sincerely, and the others just lied by the way."

"A Lin, you hammer, I'm so stupid!" Ye Zhuolin flinched, feeling that the goosebumps could be used as a washboard.

"Then what should I call you?" Jing Xing shrugged and said, "Someone in Zhuolin has already called you. The general is so common, so how can I call you madam?"

The corner of Ye Zhuolin's eyes twitched: "... To be honest, calling Chimney doesn't make me want to hit you like calling Madam."

Jing Xing immediately pouted his nose and raised his face: "Then call Chimney!"

Then Ye Zhuolin greeted him with the Mantis Fist.

The disciples who came to report the news saw such a scene - their head was being chased and beaten by his newly recruited apprentice, and he seemed to be very happy to be beaten.

The disciple was dumbfounded, trembling with fright, and began to think about how to spread the news when he went back, and whether it would cause an uproar.

Fortunately, Ye Zhuolin saw the person coming in time, and immediately stopped, leaning his sword against the wall: "Master Jing, I'm looking for you, hurry up and listen to the news."

"You don't need to listen to me to know what he's going to say." Jing Xing suppressed his smile and became serious, "The waves receded?"

The disciple glanced at Ye Zhuolin with a troubled expression on his face.

"It's okay, there's no need to avoid him." Jing Xing said.

The disciple then said: "Yes, the passage has appeared, and many people have already gone there. To prevent the treasure from being taken away, please go there quickly."

"Understood, back off."

As soon as the disciple left, Ye Zhuolin asked, "What kind of treasure? Are you going to mine?"

Jing Xing pretended to be deep: "Well, actually I didn't want to tell you, because I have to fight, it's a bit dangerous, you know it when you know it, don't follow, it's better to stay here quietly and go fishing."

However, this sentence provoked people again for some reason, Ye Zhuolin, who was still smiling just now, suddenly lowered his head and cursed, glared at Jing Xing, let out a loud "heh", turned around and left quickly.

Jing Xing was stunned, and chased after him, this time he was really confused: "Why are you angry again?"

Ye Zhuolin snorted twice: "What do you think?"

"I..." Jing Xing choked for a while, and suddenly understood, "Blame me for not taking you there?"

Ye Zhuolin shook off Jing Xing's hand, and threw Huang Hejian over: "You go, don't come back after you go."

After two or three seconds of silence, Ye Zhuolin felt that Jing Xing should coax him.

However, he didn't know that Jing Xing really just said "Oh", and said "I will come back when the time comes and you can't stop me", and then really left just like that, closing the door by the way.

Leaving Ye Zhuolin stunned in place, his first reaction was that the joke was overdone, his feigned anger turned into a daze, he unconsciously stared at the chess game on the table, his mind went blank, and suddenly he didn't know what to do.

He was worried about Jing Xing, but thinking of the situation when Jing Xing decisively closed the door just now, Ye Zhuolin gradually became agitated, walked quickly to the door with a posture of going out to fight, kicked the door hard, and took a big step forward, only to bump into it. into someone's arms.

"I've been made to wait for a long time. I'm too proud to be favored." Jing Xing hugged him and smiled for a while, "I thought you would rush out of the door immediately, but you are actually struggling? It really makes me disappointment."

Ye Zhuolin's anger was completely extinguished by this hug, and the vigorous posture of wanting to bomb the street disappeared instantly: "You...do you really have to rush to let me hit you?"

"You don't have to hit me, you just need to like me." Jing Xing grabbed Ye Zhuolin and walked up to Huang Hejian, "I'm also afraid of hurting you, but you really want to accompany me, so what should I do?" Will stop you?"

"Ah, aren't you going to do something wrong?" Ye Zhuolin leaned against Jing Xing, his waist was supported by Jing Xing, and he was still muttering, "I'm still looking forward to what kind of moth you are doing."

"You care about me so much, I'm too late to be happy, so how can I spare my mind to do other things? Hey, when Yu Jian speeds up, you may not be able to stand still. Do you want me to hold you?"

"Ah, there's no need to worry about it. You should tell me what this mission is."

Jing Xing paused, and pondered: "Well... this task is not difficult to say, it is to take one thing, beat the beast Taotie by the way, beat him to autism, beat him into a cub and tame him, this is also for the next one Prepare for the tasks of the world."

Ye Zhuolin confused: "What to take? What to fight? What is the mission of the next world?"

"The tasks in the next world are very complicated, but if taming the glutton helps you, the tasks will be easier. As for the things to take, they are actually nothing, just this book."

"what book?"

"The Bat Cookbook."

"..." Ye Zhuolin was startled, "Bats? Can bats be eaten? What kind of idiot eats bats, the poison won't kill him."

"There are always some idiots who like to eat these weird things." Jing Xing sighed, "If someone else gets this book, they may not be sure to eat it again. You know about bats. There are many dirty things on their bodies, and they will eat something wrong. It's not a trivial matter. Do you know what happened to the mortal world in this world?"

"I didn't know, if you fart, let it go."

"About many years ago, a few severely brain-damaged people jumped out of the mortal world. They couldn't control their mouths and ate civet cats. As a result, they got sick, and the disease could spread from person to person, gradually forming a plague. At that time, society Fortunately, the doctors were very reliable and tried their best to protect the remaining people from being infected, and the people were very cooperative. In the end, with the unremitting efforts of the doctors and the full help of the imperial court at that time, the difficulty was successfully overcome.”

Ye Zhuolin was silent for a moment, and came to a conclusion: "Eating civet cats and bats, this kind of brainless mouth should be torn apart, and he should kill the people even if he is dead. He can afford it if it affects innocent people." cost?"

"There are too many brains, and you can't control it. At most, you can curse a few times a day and bring a few sticks of incense to wish them to die early and not be reborn. So, what you have to do is to keep the "Bat Cookbook" as your own. Others get it to prevent this kind of brain-dead book from spreading, and attract more brain-dead books."

"Oh, to prevent 'future generations mourning but not learning', right?"

"Yo, literate?"

Ye Zhuolin snorted and said: "I'm so stupid, hey, I think those who want to eat bats should throw him into the bat cave, give him a good meal, and then let him die suddenly."

"Well, it's cruel, but I agree very much." Jing Xing smiled, "After all, I instinctively listen to what General Ye says. I spoil you so much, it's really annoying."

The author has something to say: ps: When chess pieces are raised, all the paths they can walk are blocked by the opponent. If these pieces lose their effect, they will be removed. Forbidden points mean that they can’t help themselves or block the opponent. It’s basically useless. Serial robbery means that the two sides are fighting each other, and they are fighting until there is no solution to the chess game. In this case, the game will be a draw

And bats.... This chapter was saved in February and March. At that time, the rumors were all about bats. People all over the country were confinement at home, which aroused resentment in their hearts (you know)