I was reborn after choking on water [Quick Transmigration]

Ye Zhuolin held the towel, like a waiter in the shop, just stood still, looking very resistant.

After a long time, he replied weakly: "You phantom is really enjoying life."

The general didn't even take a shower.

Jing Xing smiled: "It's okay, I'll help you later, let's moisturize together."

"Damn it! Can't you speak human words? You should be younger than me, why are you so..." Ye Zhuolin couldn't think of words, and choked out a sentence, "So careless about skin? Like a rolling pin, dedicated Kick others."

Jing Xing shook his index finger in front of him: "First of all, you are only three years older than me, and secondly, I have lived longer than you."

Rao Ye Zhuolin is half illiterate, so he couldn't help but ask: "Where did you get that bad sentence?"

Jing Xing still had a smile on his face, but his words were rarely serious: "Do you still remember that I promised you that I would tell you everything in this world?"

Ye Zhuolin paused when he was scrubbing the towel, picked it up and wrung out the water: "Remember, don't you plan to break your promise?"

"The promise I made, I will not break my promise. When the tasks in this world are completed, I... will return your memories to you, as well as my own memories about you."

Ye Zhuolin was stunned: "No, memory can be dug out for a walk, and then you can pay it back?"

"Do you admire me? If you admire me, just keep rubbing."

"..."

Forced by the task, Ye Zhuolin had no choice but to move in front of Jing Xing with a painful expression, and closed his eyes forcefully, as if his eyes were not out of sight and his mind was not disturbed.

Only he himself knows that in his heart, he really, really wants to open his eyes to see the beauty.

But this idea is too shameful, Ye Zhuolin even suspects that he has been assimilated by Jing Xing, even if he thinks about it again, he still has an obedient look on his face, "I'm a gentleman and I don't look at you".

Then Ye Zhuolin was going to rub with his eyes closed, holding the towel and stretched out his hand to explore around, trying to find that thing called abdominal muscle. Then, Ye Zhuolin, who had no experience in bathing, didn't touch the abdominal muscle, but came across other people. stuff.

With this touch, the shameless Jing Xing exploded.

"Fuck." Both of them exclaimed at the same time.

"You, you, you..." Ye Zhuolin jumped up, instinctively pulled his obscene pants that had been soaked in hot spring water, and said without thinking, "Why don't you wear clothes when you take a shower?"

"Are you really closing your eyes to take a shower?" Jing Xing opened his eyes wide, "I think you can specialize in this in the future. Others are bald, but you are bald... Uh, so what."

The hooligans are a bit speechless about this stuff.

Ye Zhuolin was really frightened, and threw the towel in his hand, but he didn't know where he threw it.

Know it now.

Because the towel covered his head and face like a hijab and stuffed his head.

Thinking of what this towel just touched, Ye Zhuolin wanted to commit suicide on the spot, Jing Xing came back to his senses, took it off thoughtfully, and said, "Are you lingering?"

"Get out! You also said that I swear a lot, and your mind is even dirtier... what the hell are you doing?"

Jing Xing didn't know when he conjured up a pair of gloves and put them on again. He made a vertical turn and threw the unsuspecting Ye Zhuolin into the spring water. Then...using the function of his golden fingers, he put on a set of clothes in an instant, and put the Ye Zhuolin fell to the bottom of the pool, and turned over again.

I still have the towel in my hand.

Jing Xing didn't need to breathe, and Ye Zhuolin couldn't die if he didn't breathe, the two of them were so soaked in the water, those who didn't know thought they were holding their breath while diving.

Jing Xingbi mouth-shaped: I will help you.

This is not asking for opinions, because the next moment, Jing Xing's hand has already started to move.

In fact, Ye Zhuolin still had to hold his breath. Although he couldn't suffocate to death, it was still uncomfortable to choke water through his nose, but the moment Jing Xing's hand touched the front of his upper body, he still couldn't hold back even though he was wearing gloves. , let out a breath, and spit out a string of bubbles.

Jing Xing was indeed helping him in the bath, but the dog didn't use towels, but gloves.

The material of Jing Xing's gloves has always been very good. It may have been prepared in advance. It feels like real human leather and is very thin. If you don't look at it, you can't tell whether it is human hands or gloves. .

So much so that Ye Zhuolin almost exploded on the spot.

General Ye had never experienced this kind of thing, and he didn't even imagine it. Therefore, his experience was less than that of kissing.

Even the humming seemed youthful, besides, General Ye felt ashamed and held back his voice all the time, and the few noises that finally came out were suppressed by Ye Zhuolin, and they turned into patient humming during the execution.

YouQi's voice was muffled in the water, as if being abused.

On the surface, Jing Xing was capable and skilled, but... after a while, he began to bump into bumps, unable to advance or retreat, obviously he was also a rookie, and he was the kind of rookie who pretended to be a veteran.

So Jing Xing withdrew his hand, took Ye Zhuolin out of the water, wiped the water on his face, and sighed: "Hey, I'll learn when I go back, and it's not convenient to wear gloves, later Try again."

The blush on Ye Zhuolin's face hadn't faded yet, maybe he was affected by the influence just now, what he said seemed coquettish for some reason: "Yeah, do you still want to learn? Where can you learn?"

Jing Xing was taken aback by his tone, and was rarely incoherent for a while: "Ah, look...read a book, practice in your head...why, do you still want me to practice in reality?"

Ye Zhuolin couldn't easily realize that his voice just now was too soft, and was annoyed, when he heard this sentence, he immediately lowered his face.

"You still want to find someone else to cooperate with you? Do you want me to hack you to death?"

"..."

I have to say that Ye Zhuolin's level of idioms is really fascinating.

Jing Xing was amused, and passed the towel over: "You mean, when you cut me, kill the person I'm looking for?"

"A sword has no eyes." Ye Zhuolin took back the towel, made a sword gesture, and threw a piece of water.

Then the towel was directly snatched away by Jing Xing, and then photographed on Ye Zhuolin: "But I just want to ask you to cooperate, then, you stab yourself to death, I will change some watermelons to watch."

"...Jing Xing! I'm fucking fed up with you!" Ye Zhuolin was so angry that he "flew away" like a dying wild boar, knocking Jing Xing down and pressing him on top of him.

With a splash, huge water splashed everywhere, and Ye Zhuolin rode directly on Jing Xing's body. He was just about to yell with excitement, but suddenly noticed the abnormality in the position of his lower abdomen.

Ye Zhuolin couldn't help but look down: "..."

Then his eyes widened, his canthus tearing apart.

"Ah! At the same time? What a fate." Jing Xing gave a thumbs up.

Ye Zhuolin swallowed two mouthfuls of saliva, feeling a little thirsty, and retreated slowly from Jing Xing: "I admit defeat, I can't afford to offend you."

"Hey, it's a draw." Jing Xing pointed to his body.

"Don't point at you." Ye Zhuolin roared, "I don't want to see it."

"You don't intend to take responsibility for the trouble you caused?" Jing Xing blinked aggrievedly.

Grass...Ye Zhuolin is really convinced, he really has never seen such a thick-skinned, rough guy General Ye felt for the first time in history that he has been like a flower in a greenhouse for the past 30 years, and he has never seen such a thick-skinned man. He has experienced strong winds and waves, which caused him to fall in a small flood.

Ye Zhuolin had no choice but to go ashore and slip away when he had no way out.

In the end, Jing Xing pulled him back very tightly, those who didn't know thought he was being threatened, and it was a threat of being forcibly taken away in the middle of the night.

Ye Zhuolin couldn't bear it anymore, and punched him directly, but the speed of punching was not fast, and he could tell at a glance that he had withdrawn his strength.

Still hot enough.

He has never experienced Jing Xing's real force, and now he finally has a chance.

As a result, Ye Zhuolin and Jing Xing huddled together in order to grab a set of clothes, and it seemed quite fierce.

Jing Xing's hands didn't interfere with his expression management, he smiled all the time, his eyes always seemed to be staring at something, but he didn't know exactly where he was looking, if he wasn't good-looking, it would be easy for people to think he was a fool.

The key point is that the hot spring here is not exclusive to the head of the closed area, but a public hot spring for disciples. It is lunch time now, and it stands to reason that no disciples will come here.

But there are always surprises.

Just when the two were fighting to the point of inseparability, a voice came from not far away: "I—damn!"

The previous word is very long and melodious. It is obvious that he was stunned when he saw this scene, and then he was confused to shocked to horrified.

Ye Zhuolin felt that it was really embarrassing, so he took the initiative to let go of Jing Xing's arm, trying to get along with each other temporarily, but Jing Xing suddenly counterattacked, regardless of the disciples who barged in, and pushed Ye Zhuolin into the water again .

The disciple who broke in couldn't advance or retreat, he hesitated: "Master... how about an underwater discussion?"

"That's right." Jing Xing picked up the calf without even stuttering, "The pool over there is too small, so I came here, why, bothering you?

"There is nothing to be master!" The disciple immediately turned around and ran away, "You take your time to learn, I will go to other places to wash."

It disappeared in an instant.

Ye Zhuolin finally struggled to break free from Jing Xing's shackles, climbed ashore, stood by the hot spring, a little speechless: "The way the masters spar is really unique."

"It's okay, another day I will make them all learn from each other like this, it's just new and not different."

"..." Ye Zhuolin smiled, "You're so cheeky."

"Hey, how can you be as strong as you." Jing Xing said, his eyes drifted down.

Ye Zhuolin: "..."

Rogue!

However, Jing Xing was not afraid of death and said: "The hand feel is not bad. When I have the opportunity, I will not wear gloves. It will affect the sense of touch."

Ye Zhuolin felt that he was really getting cooked, and he was so angry: "System, your old task is completed, then, hurry up, get out!"

But he still underestimated Jing Xing's face.

Seeing Jing Xing approaching suddenly, he hugged him in his arms, tightened him tightly, and then turned over vigorously. There was water under Ye Zhuolin's feet, and he couldn't stop for a while, and was rolled several times on the spot by Jing Xing .

"How am I doing?" Jing Xing asked with a smile.

Ye Zhuolin straightened his tongue, and sneered: "It's good, do you want to apply to roll noodles? I believe you can become a master of the generation."

Jing Xing lowered his head and raised his eyebrows: "That's fine. It just so happens that you are good at swordsmanship. How about the two of us jointly open a noodle shop and live a normal life like this. As for me, I usually have a lot of trouble, and you are responsible for enjoying the fruits of my labor. Then Use it for yourself, just like this for decades, and spend your whole life like this.”

"Damn!" Ye Zhuolin cursed in a low voice, and for some reason, suddenly couldn't help laughing.

Jing Xing was confused by his laughter, and gave a soft "huh": "Did you lose your mind and go crazy?"

"No." Ye Zhuolin suddenly responded with a relieved smile, and gently hugged Jing Xing's waist, "Although the life you mentioned has no pursuit and is extremely boring, it's actually... quite good."