I was reborn after choking on water [Quick Transmigration]

In the process of jumping off the cliff, Ye Zhuolin finally straightened his mind.

In fact, the system made it quite clear, but this matter was too unbelievable, so he didn't react in time.

Is the system instructing him to do something, after which he will commit suicide and accept the next task?Waiting until all the tasks are completed, can he truly live again?

It sounds pretty easy.

Just thinking about it, Ye Zhuolin smoothly fell into the pool at the bottom of the cliff, splashing a huge splash.The pool was pitch black, and the water pressure was a bit uncomfortable. I wanted to struggle instinctively, but now the man who looked like a silly monkey just now was surprisingly calm.

At a glance, it is not uncommon to fall over the water and over the cliff.

Of course, there is still one reason why Ye Zhuolin can get out of the water so calmly - he doesn't need to breathe, so he is not in a hurry.

The system is right, he is immortal now, he cannot die naturally due to lack of oxygen, and he doesn't even feel uncomfortable. The degree of compatibility, it seems that at this moment, he really turned into a fish.

Ye Zhuolin sighed in admiration, but just after climbing ashore, the system started beeping again: "Okay, squeeze the water off your body, and then go to the Valley of Wynn to do the first task."

"Wynn Valley...what are you doing there?" Ye Zhuolin was surprised and suspicious.

That was the place where he used to live, a valley covered with green grass and trees covering the sun.

The system didn't know if it was flooded, and suddenly it was cold: "Don't ask why, just do it, you go there first, and I will tell you the steps when the time comes."

Ye Zhuolin's footsteps paused, and a gloomy look of complaint flashed across his face.

Listening to this yelling, it would be a lie to say that you are not annoyed.

As the general of Nanzhao Kingdom, Ye Zhuolin is famous for his toughness in fights. He has hardly lost in battles for many years, and he is loyal and never fools around. He is the favorite of Mingjun and Hunjun.This year's emperor is a naive person, he doesn't have much in mind, he just thinks that he kowtowed to the sky and picked up a treasure, which is really lucky.

Therefore, on weekdays, even the emperor respected him three points. If he was not worried about offending other ministers, he would not only be a prince. After all, the stupid emperor wanted to make him a king with a different surname.

Except that Ye Zhuolin lost his mother when he was six years old, he was left in the valley and starved for a few days, and he was a little bit embarrassed. In addition, he was unfamiliar with the place at the beginning, and his life was really undignified, but the days after that were good .He has a hard fist and is a well-known street fighter with a radius of several miles. When he was ten years old, he single-handedly defeated ten big men and became famous in one battle.

Then within a few years, he was picked up by the passing Emperor Hanhan and taken to the palace, where he was raised and played as a military general, and in the end he really became a general, and his journey has been smooth and smooth since then.

This system was the first one he dared to use directly since he could remember.

Unfortunately, he has nothing to do.

Ye Zhuolin is actually quite a person who can pretend. This general is usually a character who calls his brothers and brothers but actually greets each other's family in his heart. Except that he will be a little confused when he is just reborn, and his gaffe reveals his true nature. The rest of the time he is actually pretty A person who can behave like a human being.

At this time, the human-looking Ye Zhuolin held back his anger, with a smirk on his face: "Then I look forward to your suggestions."

The system doesn't accept this at all: "You're welcome, you should, I'm very selfless, I just hope you don't get lost."

"..."

Sure enough, foul play is the norm, high coldness is just an accident.

The route of Wynne Valley could not be clearer than Ye Zhuolin, and the fool lost his way. It didn't take long for him to reach Wynn Valley smoothly.

Someone seemed to be burning something in the valley, and the smoke was lingering. Ye Zhuolin always had a bad feeling, so he ran over to take a look.

Then, General Ye Zhuolin saw a scene he would never forget in his life.

A large number of people surrounded the valley, and the smog was accompanied by howling ghosts and howling wolves. Everyone was wearing mourning clothes and mourning. The coins were thrown around, which polluted the environment.

Which important person's burial site is this?So grand?Ye Zhuolin became even more curious.

Suddenly, a person shouted: "Ah! Daddy! Why did you just leave like this?"

Then there were layers of voices: "My father!"

"..."

Ye Zhuolin couldn't grasp the stone firmly with his hand, his feet slipped, and he almost sat down on the ground.

Fuck... this is...

A group of sons attending their father's funeral?

The descendants of the next floor here, is this person's wife a queen ant?

Before Ye Zhuolin sighed, "there are 3000 beauties in the harem" and "a mountain of children", suddenly, the words of wailing changed.

"Daddy Ye! I didn't expect that! Heaven is jealous of talents!"

"Ah! General, why did you leave just like that! Can't you drink more slowly? You drank an extra sip of wine, and you missed your life!"

The person standing at the front had the loudest voice: "My great general! You died so badly! What do you want us to do! Ah! Ah!"

Ye Zhuolin himself, who died miserably: "..."

It can no longer be described as shit.

It's a big trough.

He was too far away and didn't pay attention to it, but now he can recognize it after careful identification. The one who howled the most fiercely was his most powerful bodyguard during his lifetime, named He Xiao.

As the name suggests, the whistle sounded louder.

That's right, every time he won a battle during his lifetime, these people would call him daddy, boasting infinitely and farting rainbow farts.

I didn't expect to fart even after death.

Just when Ye Zhuolin's mind was in a mess, the system suddenly said, "He Xiao, your personal guard."

"How do you know?" Ye Zhuolin felt that his privacy had been violated, "Did you spy on my family?"

"That's not true. I'm a gentleman, but you are my host, so I have all your memories." After finishing speaking, he added, "I have to know."

"..."

"Including the length of the thing under your waist."

"..." Ye Zhuolin was completely dumbfounded, probably because he had never met such a wild and unrestrained person, and he was a little incoherent when he was startled, "Damn, you... a hooligan? You, you, your voice, are you a man? You pay attention What the hell? Fuck, are you a pervert?"

The system let out a "huh": "Why are you so irritable? I'm talking about your legs are long, five and a half feet, where are you thinking?"

"..." sounds like that.

He finally understood that in front of the system, he shouldn't even think about acting like a gentleman. The system is very dark-hearted, a few words can arouse his emotions, and easily tear off his mask.

If he had met such a person when he was fighting in all directions, it would be... so fucking.

"So what are you bringing me here for? Are you here to show me my own funeral?" Ye Zhuolin wasn't sure if he would make a fuss at the funeral if he continued watching.

System: "Well, I'm not that boring. The first task has to be completed here. Let me confirm first. Is your birth point here?"

Ye Zhuolin paused, didn't understand why he asked this question, but he answered honestly: "Yes, I was born here and lived here for six years, with my mother, my father... ran away."

Before the system hesitated to continue confirming, Ye Zhuolin went on to say: "One time, my mother went out as usual, but never came back. I was only five or six years old at that time, so I was just waiting , I didn’t know what to do, I was so hungry for a while, and then I went down the mountain to survive, scrambling, and after a few years, if someone came and picked me up, you can see me suffering here now ?”

"It's so pitiful." Seeing that Ye Zhuolin's attitude is not bad, the system is relieved, "I express my sympathy and hug you in my heart."

"..."

The feeling of sadness that I haven't felt for a long time has just emerged, and I am disgusted again.

However, the system also added a sentence: "Why is this reaction, do you really want me to hug you?"

Ye Zhuolin sneered: "Oh, you're thinking too much, I don't have your hobbies, and you're just a system, can you meet me? Take your wretched heart away."

"I really can't do it now, I'm sorry, but are you sure you still want to fight with me?" The system seemed to join in the fun, "Look to the right, your coffin has already been carried over, don't come out A few steps will be thrown into the firewood and burned, oh yes, I just remembered that I haven’t told you the mission, sorry, sorry.”

"..."

"The first task is to preserve your body. First of all, it cannot be cremated, otherwise your task will fail at the beginning."

"..." Ye Zhuolin was stunned, and after a few seconds when he turned his gaze back to his own coffin, he suddenly became shrewd, as if waking up from a dream, "Why didn't you say it earlier!"

Because the tone of the system has always been too leisurely and indifferent, making him subconsciously feel that this is just playing tricks.

Seeing that his own coffin was about to be thrown in and baked, Ye Zhuolin didn't dare to delay any longer, and he didn't have time to outsmart him, so he jumped down from the valley.The posture is chic enough, the movements are smooth enough, like a shocking bird falling from the sky.

Then Jinghong himself kicked his [-]-jin coffin flying a second before his lifeblood was thrown.

The four people who carried the coffin fell directly into the pile of firewood and were buried by inertia. They couldn't get up for a long time. Ye Zhuolin pretended to be calm, and patted the ashes on his hands that didn't exist like a normal person.

After all, it was his own coffin that was kicked away, and he always felt panicked.

"Who are you?" This unexpected incident was really unheard of before. Although He Xiao was brought out by Ye Zhuolin and had encountered a lot of things big and small, it was the first time he encountered a robbery funeral. Dazed.

Especially since this person is somehow familiar.

Seeing that it was his subordinate, Ye Zhuolin just said in his head: "You don't even recognize me?"

He Xiao squinted his eyes: "It looks familiar, but who are you? And why did you kick my general's coffin? Have I seen you? Or did the general provoke you?"

Ye Zhuolin didn't react for a while, and pointed at himself with an unbelievable expression: "Are you blind? I am your general!"

"Aren't you mentally ill?" He Xiao gave him a disgusted look, "No wonder you've lost your nerve. Go back and report to His Majesty, saying that someone came to the funeral to make trouble and disturbed the general's peace."

After two seconds of dazed, Ye Zhuolin completely blew his hair, and he didn't care about the rules of a gentleman. The most familiar guards didn't recognize him, and he was just messing around: "Hey, I'll go, He Xiao, you..."

"Hey, wake up, it's time to move bricks." The system interrupted Ye Zhuolin's swearing, "You are dead, brother, you are reborn, and you are ten years younger, no one will recognize you."

Ye Zhuolin was not convinced: "Ten years ago I was 20 years old, and my appearance will basically not change."

However, just after finishing speaking, Ye Zhuolin overturned his own thoughts: "No...it has changed a lot. After ten years in the battlefield, everyone will be weather-beaten and become..."

"Mentally retarded, mentally retarded to the point of choking to death when drinking water." The system picked it up for him.

"...You are more retarded, you are the most retarded system I have ever seen."

"What do you mean, have you seen other systems? How many times have you been choked to death by water?"

"..."

"Hey, are you angry? Don't be angry, it's not good to be angry."

"..."

It's not that Ye Zhuolin doesn't know how to piss people off, but when he comes across such a smug face, he can't even pull a fortune teller over.

Ye Zhuolin held back in a hurry: "It's none of your business? You are more stupid than Your Majesty."

From He Xiao's point of view, the white-skinned psychopath in front of him was talking to himself, and he didn't know what he was yelling about, but He Xiao accurately captured Ye Zhuolin's last sentence, "Your Majesty is stupid!" ", immediately unhappy.

"How dare you disrespect His Majesty by speaking wild words." He Xiao waved his hand and shouted, "Take it down!"

Ye Zhuolin is not afraid at all, but the most urgent task now is not to escape, but to escape with...his own corpse on his back, which is more troublesome.

Ye Zhuolin was worthy of being a military general, he was driven straight to the point of doing things, he couldn't think of a better way, so he didn't bother to care how many people surrounded him, he jumped to the side of the coffin, and lifted the heavy coffin lid like cotton.There was a muffled sound of hitting the ground, and everyone present was shocked. He Xiao was afraid that his general's body would be snatched away, so he hurriedly said, "Shoot the arrow! Keep him!"

However, Ye Zhuolin who lifted the coffin lid was dumbfounded.

There was nothing in this coffin, not his noble body at all.