I was reborn after choking on water [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 1 I Collect Myself
This is the third day that Zhuo Lin came to this world.
It was also the third day that he tied up a system for no reason and was obstructed by all kinds of things.
System: "My dear host, it's already the third day, haven't you adjusted to this beautiful world yet?"
Ye Zhuolin was sitting on a rock by the cliff with a root of grass in his mouth, looking melancholy.The cliff is dark, with some clouds and mist drifting indistinctly. You can't see the bottom at a glance. Ye Zhuolin is less than a foot away from the cliff, and you can fall down with just one step.He was not afraid of falling to his death, so he sat there frowning, sighing softly from time to time, like a wandering swordsman suddenly expressing his feelings and writing a few poems at any time.
However, the lyrical person was not talented enough, couldn't hold back a sentence, and was silent for a long time, saying: "I haven't adapted well, let's get up, and I will bid you farewell."
"It's really irritable." The system sighed, "No wonder the death is so miserable."
"..." Ye Zhuolin was poked at the pain point, and immediately became furious, and his lyrical meaning was gone, like a wild monkey going crazy on the edge of a cliff, "Is it related to you whether I die or not? Since I am your host, don't you?" Should you listen to me? I owe you money after urging me all day long?"
"You owe me business, I'm a system with dreams." The voice in my head kept buzzing, "You have to think about it, it's my unique vision that singled you out from the vast sea of dead people, and let you have a second dream." Life, what shouldn't you do for me?"
Ye Zhuolin kicked the gravel away, looking like he wanted to screw his brains out: "Then why did you pick me? I have to eat your rice to pay off the debt?"
The system's answer was very simple: "Because you are the prettiest among the group of dead people, and you died in such a way, tsk tsk, it's so pitiful, I feel pity for you, and I will let you come back to life."
Ye Zhuolin's face darkened a bit, the rock he was pinching had a few cracks, which made him look fierce.
Can we stop talking about this?
Recalling three days ago, it was obviously a sunny afternoon, Ye Zhuolin, General Fengzhi of Nanzhao Kingdom returned from victory, the emperor held a celebration banquet for his relatives, and the whole country celebrated together. What a resounding name.
Those were the brightest days of his life.
Back then, he fought in all directions, experienced countless life-and-death duels, fell off a cliff, fell into the water, and was assassinated, but he was awesome, he just couldn't die, and finally, the war was won.
He never has to fight again!
After this celebration banquet is over, the emperor will grant him the title of marquis. At the age of 30, he can finally marry a wife, have a full house of children and grandchildren, and retire early.
However, God is jealous of him and doesn't let him have a good time.
The celebration banquet that day was the most vigorous celebration banquet held by the current Emperor Nanzhao since he came to power. Almost everyone wanted to get in touch with this general, so it was a matter of course. Lin's huge amount was poured to the point that he really didn't want to drink it anymore, so he changed the beam for a bowl of water for himself, and then gulped it down seemingly boldly.
But for some reason, the saliva was not swallowed, it was stuck in the throat, unable to go up or down.The person toasted was still praising the general for his good drinking capacity, and the next moment he screamed: "What's wrong with you, general! Did you get stuck in your throat from drinking?"
Because Ye Zhuolin was already blushing and couldn't breathe.
Immediately someone rushed over to pat Ye Zhuolin on the back, but Ye Zhuolin's sip of water was so generous that he directly sent the water into the trachea as air, and couldn't cough it out.
The people at the banquet had never seen such a strange thing, they were all in a hurry to turn around but didn't know what to do, they could only watch General Fengzhi cough for a long time, as if he had eaten a catty of chili peppers, he couldn't stop at all.
Finally, due to being unable to breathe for a long time, Ye Zhuolin, a famous general of Nanzhao Kingdom, suffocated to death.
Choked to death by drinking water.
The death was very simple and great, creating a precedent for this method of death.
Since then, what adults say to children when eating and drinking is not limited to "eat slowly", but also added: "drink slowly, or you will be choked to death like that general!"
Because it's real and world-renowned, it tends to work much better than "crying wolf."General Fengzhi was already a well-known figure, and after that, he was often talked about, tyrannizing children who were disobedient.
"Don't talk when you eat, don't talk when you sleep" is not as good as "You look like General Fengzhi when you drink water".
Of course, Ye Zhuolin didn't know about these funerals.
At least not now.
Because he lived.
Liven by this two-force system.
I still remember that day, when he woke up slowly, he felt someone whispering in his ear: "Hey, it's time to wake up, if you don't wake up, I will feed you water."
Ye Zhuolin was in a daze at the time, thinking that someone was playing a prank on him, wondering who would be so bold, so he slapped him.
Then he hit nothing, confiscated his hand and slapped himself.
……no one?Hallucinations?
Ye Zhuolin felt that this symptom should be due to being too tired these days, but before he recovered, the voice appeared again.
"Why are you beating yourself up? Self-mutilation? You won't be so excited after you're alive, right? It wouldn't be good if you broke your little boy face."
"..."
This time, Ye Zhuolin woke up completely.
He sat up in shock as he was dying, and instinctively touched the sword that was usually placed by the bedside, but what he touched was a piece of gravel.
Look again...
Why did he Nima sleep on the cliff?
The voice close to my ears echoed again: "Be careful, don't fall and die again, I don't want to save you twice in a row."
"Who are you?" Ye Zhuolin looked around but didn't see anyone, "Don't play tricks, where are you hiding? Get out!"
"I'm in your heart, you can't get out of this."
"..."
This voice is full of affection, deep and full of tenderness, accompanied by a chuckle, it can pluck the heartstrings casually, of course, if you want to pluck, it is also a woman's heartstrings.
After hearing this, Ye Zhuolin was about to explode.
When has a general who has lived for 30 years and is still single been offended like this: "Who are you talking to? Spring is here and everything recovers? Don't bother me, go and go, I have to go to the celebration..."
Halfway through, he stopped suddenly.
Something bad memory seems to be awakening.
But this voice sounded again at the right time: "Remember? Yes, you participated in the celebration banquet, took a sip of water, and then choked to death."
"..."
Ye Zhuolin couldn't say anything for a moment.
Yes, he's dead... dead... choked on water...
Choked to death... dead... dead...
Where is he now?What are you doing?
Is this the underworld?The underworld is so bright?
"I brought you back to life. You're welcome, and it's not an ordinary job. If you don't believe me, there is a pool over there. Go and take a look at it."
People have no IQ when they are shocked, let alone this is not a normal shock.Ye Zhuolin didn't care about rebuttals, and followed the words to the pool to take a picture of himself.
Almost fell into the pool and drowned.
This looks like a handsome young man... His appearance is in the prime of his life.Has not experienced the washing of the battlefield, the skin is fair and clean, a bit of a scholarly family.
Only one sentence popped out of my blank thoughts: So I am so handsome.
It was rare and beautiful, and a voice pulled him back from his thoughts: "Okay, have you slowed down? Not much to say, let me introduce you formally. I am your system. You have been reborn. Please follow the instructions and complete every task." .”
Ye Zhuolin was still confused: "And then?"
The system paused, as if searching for something: "Then? Then... Let me take a look, um... Then you can die."
"..."
The air was silent for several seconds.
Seeing that he didn't speak, the system re-explained: "Hey, don't get me wrong, I didn't make it clear just now, it doesn't mean that you die after completing all the tasks, but you have to die once after completing each task. If you don't die, you can't take on the next task. "
"..."
After a while, Ye Zhuolin asked hoarsely as if he had just woken up, "What is the system?"
"The system is not a thing, the system is me, you have to follow my instructions to do things, understand?"
"..."
"Complete all the tasks, and you will be completely reborn, but if you are disobedient and fail to complete the tasks, you will die completely, understand?"
Ye Zhuolin was stunned, there was too much information, and he hadn't had time to receive it, but his intuition told him that it was not a good thing.
"...Let me take it easy, I have to get used to it."
This slow down, slow down for three days.
In the past three days, the voice of the system has been reverberating in his mind like a reminder, and he can't get rid of it.Even if the voice is real, and it's very pleasant to hear, it can win a heart when you speak, but it can't stop Ye Zhuolin from wanting to break off his head.
But he spared his life, so he didn't practice it.
The words of this system sound fancy and fantastic, but they are all true. He did die, and then came back to life, ten years younger.
Like a dream.
As for why you are younger, the system explained it this way: "Be younger and look better, so that I feel glaring when I live on you."
"...Didn't you say that you saved me because I was the prettiest?"
"That's just relative to crooked melons, or maybe I was blind at the time."
"..."
Don't waste your life, kill yourself.
Due to the disagreement of words, the host was very irritable, and the tasks were delayed again and again, so, on this day, the system woke up.
"I said, when do you plan to start the task? If you keep procrastinating, I have to follow you to delay the time."
Ye Zhuolin touched his stomach, and said the truth: "Although I don't know why, but I found that I don't eat or drink these days, and I'm fine, or it's just like this, I feel quite good."
No more choking to death on a meal.
The system continued to sigh: "That won't work. If you don't do the task, you're dead. I can't complete my business. It's very troublesome to keep another person alive."
It seemed that all he was thinking about was himself, and he didn't think about Ye Zhuolin's life or death at all.
Ye Zhuolin looked into the distance, and didn't know what scenery he was looking at. He probably got used to this system recently, so he couldn't resist cursing: "...you shut up, and I will go to the task."
In fact, Ye Zhuolin didn't want to die again. Those who fought on the battlefield knew the value of life, and after a hard time survived, they must seize the opportunity to continue living.
But this system is too perverted... Not only can she talk venomously, but she can also get angry at any time.
"Okay, okay, I really can't do anything about you." The system seemed helpless, "Let me explain to you first, the cliff you are lying on now, is it familiar?"
Ye Zhuolin glanced down: "Huh? It's kind of familiar."
"Well, this is the cliff you fell off in your lifetime, and you survived at that time."
"..."
"So now, you jump down again."
"..." Ye Zhuolin's eyes twitched, "What are you doing? Are you looking for trouble?"
The tone of the system was the same as coaxing a child: "Oh, don't make trouble, this is the task, I can't help it, I promise you won't fall to your death."
Ye Zhuolin patted himself on the head: "Fart! It's not that life is bad every time, sometimes you are unlucky and drink cold water and your teeth will be stuffed... Even worse, you can choke to death!"
System: "Don't worry, you are immortal now, to be precise, nothing can hurt you, it's fine."
"..." Ye Zhuolin was dumbfounded, "Then you want me to finish the task and die?"
"Only after you finish the mission can I know how to kill you, otherwise you won't be able to die. This is the meaning of doing the mission. Do you understand, General?"
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It was also the third day that he tied up a system for no reason and was obstructed by all kinds of things.
System: "My dear host, it's already the third day, haven't you adjusted to this beautiful world yet?"
Ye Zhuolin was sitting on a rock by the cliff with a root of grass in his mouth, looking melancholy.The cliff is dark, with some clouds and mist drifting indistinctly. You can't see the bottom at a glance. Ye Zhuolin is less than a foot away from the cliff, and you can fall down with just one step.He was not afraid of falling to his death, so he sat there frowning, sighing softly from time to time, like a wandering swordsman suddenly expressing his feelings and writing a few poems at any time.
However, the lyrical person was not talented enough, couldn't hold back a sentence, and was silent for a long time, saying: "I haven't adapted well, let's get up, and I will bid you farewell."
"It's really irritable." The system sighed, "No wonder the death is so miserable."
"..." Ye Zhuolin was poked at the pain point, and immediately became furious, and his lyrical meaning was gone, like a wild monkey going crazy on the edge of a cliff, "Is it related to you whether I die or not? Since I am your host, don't you?" Should you listen to me? I owe you money after urging me all day long?"
"You owe me business, I'm a system with dreams." The voice in my head kept buzzing, "You have to think about it, it's my unique vision that singled you out from the vast sea of dead people, and let you have a second dream." Life, what shouldn't you do for me?"
Ye Zhuolin kicked the gravel away, looking like he wanted to screw his brains out: "Then why did you pick me? I have to eat your rice to pay off the debt?"
The system's answer was very simple: "Because you are the prettiest among the group of dead people, and you died in such a way, tsk tsk, it's so pitiful, I feel pity for you, and I will let you come back to life."
Ye Zhuolin's face darkened a bit, the rock he was pinching had a few cracks, which made him look fierce.
Can we stop talking about this?
Recalling three days ago, it was obviously a sunny afternoon, Ye Zhuolin, General Fengzhi of Nanzhao Kingdom returned from victory, the emperor held a celebration banquet for his relatives, and the whole country celebrated together. What a resounding name.
Those were the brightest days of his life.
Back then, he fought in all directions, experienced countless life-and-death duels, fell off a cliff, fell into the water, and was assassinated, but he was awesome, he just couldn't die, and finally, the war was won.
He never has to fight again!
After this celebration banquet is over, the emperor will grant him the title of marquis. At the age of 30, he can finally marry a wife, have a full house of children and grandchildren, and retire early.
However, God is jealous of him and doesn't let him have a good time.
The celebration banquet that day was the most vigorous celebration banquet held by the current Emperor Nanzhao since he came to power. Almost everyone wanted to get in touch with this general, so it was a matter of course. Lin's huge amount was poured to the point that he really didn't want to drink it anymore, so he changed the beam for a bowl of water for himself, and then gulped it down seemingly boldly.
But for some reason, the saliva was not swallowed, it was stuck in the throat, unable to go up or down.The person toasted was still praising the general for his good drinking capacity, and the next moment he screamed: "What's wrong with you, general! Did you get stuck in your throat from drinking?"
Because Ye Zhuolin was already blushing and couldn't breathe.
Immediately someone rushed over to pat Ye Zhuolin on the back, but Ye Zhuolin's sip of water was so generous that he directly sent the water into the trachea as air, and couldn't cough it out.
The people at the banquet had never seen such a strange thing, they were all in a hurry to turn around but didn't know what to do, they could only watch General Fengzhi cough for a long time, as if he had eaten a catty of chili peppers, he couldn't stop at all.
Finally, due to being unable to breathe for a long time, Ye Zhuolin, a famous general of Nanzhao Kingdom, suffocated to death.
Choked to death by drinking water.
The death was very simple and great, creating a precedent for this method of death.
Since then, what adults say to children when eating and drinking is not limited to "eat slowly", but also added: "drink slowly, or you will be choked to death like that general!"
Because it's real and world-renowned, it tends to work much better than "crying wolf."General Fengzhi was already a well-known figure, and after that, he was often talked about, tyrannizing children who were disobedient.
"Don't talk when you eat, don't talk when you sleep" is not as good as "You look like General Fengzhi when you drink water".
Of course, Ye Zhuolin didn't know about these funerals.
At least not now.
Because he lived.
Liven by this two-force system.
I still remember that day, when he woke up slowly, he felt someone whispering in his ear: "Hey, it's time to wake up, if you don't wake up, I will feed you water."
Ye Zhuolin was in a daze at the time, thinking that someone was playing a prank on him, wondering who would be so bold, so he slapped him.
Then he hit nothing, confiscated his hand and slapped himself.
……no one?Hallucinations?
Ye Zhuolin felt that this symptom should be due to being too tired these days, but before he recovered, the voice appeared again.
"Why are you beating yourself up? Self-mutilation? You won't be so excited after you're alive, right? It wouldn't be good if you broke your little boy face."
"..."
This time, Ye Zhuolin woke up completely.
He sat up in shock as he was dying, and instinctively touched the sword that was usually placed by the bedside, but what he touched was a piece of gravel.
Look again...
Why did he Nima sleep on the cliff?
The voice close to my ears echoed again: "Be careful, don't fall and die again, I don't want to save you twice in a row."
"Who are you?" Ye Zhuolin looked around but didn't see anyone, "Don't play tricks, where are you hiding? Get out!"
"I'm in your heart, you can't get out of this."
"..."
This voice is full of affection, deep and full of tenderness, accompanied by a chuckle, it can pluck the heartstrings casually, of course, if you want to pluck, it is also a woman's heartstrings.
After hearing this, Ye Zhuolin was about to explode.
When has a general who has lived for 30 years and is still single been offended like this: "Who are you talking to? Spring is here and everything recovers? Don't bother me, go and go, I have to go to the celebration..."
Halfway through, he stopped suddenly.
Something bad memory seems to be awakening.
But this voice sounded again at the right time: "Remember? Yes, you participated in the celebration banquet, took a sip of water, and then choked to death."
"..."
Ye Zhuolin couldn't say anything for a moment.
Yes, he's dead... dead... choked on water...
Choked to death... dead... dead...
Where is he now?What are you doing?
Is this the underworld?The underworld is so bright?
"I brought you back to life. You're welcome, and it's not an ordinary job. If you don't believe me, there is a pool over there. Go and take a look at it."
People have no IQ when they are shocked, let alone this is not a normal shock.Ye Zhuolin didn't care about rebuttals, and followed the words to the pool to take a picture of himself.
Almost fell into the pool and drowned.
This looks like a handsome young man... His appearance is in the prime of his life.Has not experienced the washing of the battlefield, the skin is fair and clean, a bit of a scholarly family.
Only one sentence popped out of my blank thoughts: So I am so handsome.
It was rare and beautiful, and a voice pulled him back from his thoughts: "Okay, have you slowed down? Not much to say, let me introduce you formally. I am your system. You have been reborn. Please follow the instructions and complete every task." .”
Ye Zhuolin was still confused: "And then?"
The system paused, as if searching for something: "Then? Then... Let me take a look, um... Then you can die."
"..."
The air was silent for several seconds.
Seeing that he didn't speak, the system re-explained: "Hey, don't get me wrong, I didn't make it clear just now, it doesn't mean that you die after completing all the tasks, but you have to die once after completing each task. If you don't die, you can't take on the next task. "
"..."
After a while, Ye Zhuolin asked hoarsely as if he had just woken up, "What is the system?"
"The system is not a thing, the system is me, you have to follow my instructions to do things, understand?"
"..."
"Complete all the tasks, and you will be completely reborn, but if you are disobedient and fail to complete the tasks, you will die completely, understand?"
Ye Zhuolin was stunned, there was too much information, and he hadn't had time to receive it, but his intuition told him that it was not a good thing.
"...Let me take it easy, I have to get used to it."
This slow down, slow down for three days.
In the past three days, the voice of the system has been reverberating in his mind like a reminder, and he can't get rid of it.Even if the voice is real, and it's very pleasant to hear, it can win a heart when you speak, but it can't stop Ye Zhuolin from wanting to break off his head.
But he spared his life, so he didn't practice it.
The words of this system sound fancy and fantastic, but they are all true. He did die, and then came back to life, ten years younger.
Like a dream.
As for why you are younger, the system explained it this way: "Be younger and look better, so that I feel glaring when I live on you."
"...Didn't you say that you saved me because I was the prettiest?"
"That's just relative to crooked melons, or maybe I was blind at the time."
"..."
Don't waste your life, kill yourself.
Due to the disagreement of words, the host was very irritable, and the tasks were delayed again and again, so, on this day, the system woke up.
"I said, when do you plan to start the task? If you keep procrastinating, I have to follow you to delay the time."
Ye Zhuolin touched his stomach, and said the truth: "Although I don't know why, but I found that I don't eat or drink these days, and I'm fine, or it's just like this, I feel quite good."
No more choking to death on a meal.
The system continued to sigh: "That won't work. If you don't do the task, you're dead. I can't complete my business. It's very troublesome to keep another person alive."
It seemed that all he was thinking about was himself, and he didn't think about Ye Zhuolin's life or death at all.
Ye Zhuolin looked into the distance, and didn't know what scenery he was looking at. He probably got used to this system recently, so he couldn't resist cursing: "...you shut up, and I will go to the task."
In fact, Ye Zhuolin didn't want to die again. Those who fought on the battlefield knew the value of life, and after a hard time survived, they must seize the opportunity to continue living.
But this system is too perverted... Not only can she talk venomously, but she can also get angry at any time.
"Okay, okay, I really can't do anything about you." The system seemed helpless, "Let me explain to you first, the cliff you are lying on now, is it familiar?"
Ye Zhuolin glanced down: "Huh? It's kind of familiar."
"Well, this is the cliff you fell off in your lifetime, and you survived at that time."
"..."
"So now, you jump down again."
"..." Ye Zhuolin's eyes twitched, "What are you doing? Are you looking for trouble?"
The tone of the system was the same as coaxing a child: "Oh, don't make trouble, this is the task, I can't help it, I promise you won't fall to your death."
Ye Zhuolin patted himself on the head: "Fart! It's not that life is bad every time, sometimes you are unlucky and drink cold water and your teeth will be stuffed... Even worse, you can choke to death!"
System: "Don't worry, you are immortal now, to be precise, nothing can hurt you, it's fine."
"..." Ye Zhuolin was dumbfounded, "Then you want me to finish the task and die?"
"Only after you finish the mission can I know how to kill you, otherwise you won't be able to die. This is the meaning of doing the mission. Do you understand, General?"
The author has something to say: Open the article!The new version of the ship you haven't seen is fast!
5.28 Love Hair Festival, I wish everyone thick hair hahahaha
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