[Comprehensive] Dazai doesn't want to die today

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On a new day, the Armed Detective Agency officially entered the bar.

Everyone in Barbara immediately held a simple banquet for the detective agency to get to know each other.

Dazai and the others successfully mingled among the Chizhi clan and became half-brothers of Jiuyanhuan.

Kunikida and Kusanagi Izumo watched from the sidelines, but Atsushi Nakajima had never participated in such a group activity, and just sat on the sidelines and blinked happily watching everyone happy.

Dazai circled the bewildered Atsushi Nakajima: "Relax, treat it as a friendship!"

Atsushi Nakajima suddenly realized that it was not his illusion, this is clearly a friendship!

When the carnival was in the middle, Kusanagi Izumo put down the rubbed shiny cup and asked Kunikida, "Did you find anything?"

"Everyone in Barbara is here, so I'll go and ask." Kunikida pushed his glasses and looked for two people who could be regarded as detectives.

Ranpo and Dazai were playing boxing games, watching the draws, Kunikida didn't know what they were playing.

"Mr. Ranpo, did you find anything?"

Luanbu bored out of the stone: "The colorless king will not be so stupid."

"Then Dazai, what about you?"

"It's easy to break through." Dazai waved his hand to signal that he would stop playing.

Kunikida was shocked by the villain's speech, and looked at Dazai confirmingly, Dazai shook his wine glass: "The bond of Barbara is too deep, it's too easy to break through."

A real group must have rules and regulations, but Barbara can't get along with anyone, it's too much like a family.

After finishing speaking, Dazai ran to Todara with his wine glass: "Mr. Tatara, can you take a picture for us?"

"Of course, it's just that my skills are not good, so don't hold it against me." Although Duoliang was curious about how Dazai knew he had a camera, he still readily agreed and took out the camera to take pictures for him.

Dazai immediately moved away: "It's not good to pose for a photo, let's take a photo over there, there will be surprises!"

"It seems quite reasonable." Duo Liang pointed the camera at the other side.

As soon as the shutter was pressed, the shining crowd blurred into dots of light.Duo Liang felt quite novel looking at this highly artistic photo, so he picked up the camera and took a few more photos.

"Dazai, this detective will live here from now on." Ranpo suddenly ran to Dazai and said.

So there is no need for others to take so many photos for nostalgia, this detective will not let tragedy happen.

Detective Ranpo only likes sweet.

Although Barbara is very close to the detective agency, in order to respond in time, he has already found a temporary office nearby.

And now that Mr. Ranpo wants to live here directly, I have to say that he really attaches great importance to this matter.

"Is this necessary?"

"Dazai, you need an absolute guarantee."

And this I can afford.

Toku Tatara expressed his warm welcome: "If Mr. Ranpo is willing to stay, we welcome it very much."

Dazai looked at the third in command suspiciously: "It seems that most people in Barbara don't know what happened, are you going to tell them?"

Most people only know that this is a welcome party for the detective agency, but they don't know why the detective agency came, and then follow silly.

"They don't need to worry." Duo Duoliang happily shook the camera:

"By the way, there is one last repertoire, you must stay and watch it!"

Ranpo and Dazai both smiled calmly with a tacit understanding.

"There is one minute left, and the cup over there will fall down, which can attract everyone's attention." Luan Bu said in a low voice.

"Walking around here is a blind spot for others to see." Dazai quietly pointed to the road.

However, after half a minute, the unstable cup collapsed with a clatter.

Right now!Ranbu, who was prepared in advance, stuffed the things in his hands to Dazai: "I'm sorry, Dazai, I'll take a step first."

After all, it would be very noticeable if the two of us disappeared together.

But while walking, Luanbu suddenly found that his clothes were caught in the gap of the coffee table.

"Mr. Ranpo, I'm sorry."

Dazai put his things away, took the first step, and ran out relying on his endless experience of bullets and bullets.

"Dazai!" Ranbu shouted, calling everyone's attention back to Dazai.

Dazai, who was approaching the door, pretended to smile innocently, but he didn't expect Mr. Ranpo to betray him directly.

So Dazai was brought back by the friendly barbarians and pressed in front of the bar.

"Hey, check the sound." The harsh voice spread throughout the bar through the second-hand audio equipment.

Dazai, who was sitting by the bar, was immediately stunned.

"Next is a song that we, Barbara, compose for the detective agency after a night of composing and arranging the lyrics and music. Get ready!"

Everyone in Barbara took out accordions, harmonicas, snare drums, iron bowls, etc. The most reliable thing was the guitar in Tatara's hand. After counting down to three, all the sounds sounded together.

Almost no one memorized the words and tunes that we made up all night, but everyone sang together with great enthusiasm, and even Zhou Fangzun was pulled out a few times.

Afterwards, the detective agency said: We felt the warm atmosphere, but it was really unnecessary!

Anna sat quietly on the sofa, holding a glass of red drink, and a few small bubbles appeared from the straw at the bottom of the glass.

"Dazai, I'm sorry, I don't dislike your singing anymore." The loveless Kunikida patted Dazai who was out of his body.

"No, Kunikida-kun, I want to apologize for my singing voice, I have decided to give up the music world."

Atsushi Nakajima couldn't laugh or cry: "Mr. Dazai, wake up, you have never competed in the music scene!"

After coming out of the barbarian dizzy, everyone in the detective agency still had tinnitus.

"I have to say, the Red Clan is scary." Dazai pulled off the earplugs in front of everyone, but it didn't help because he was sitting too close to the stereo.

Kunikida also sighed: "It really deserves to be the third king, and it really deserves to be a symbol of violence and blood."

"The people in the city are terrible! Mr. Dazai is okay." Kenji Miyazawa patted Osamu Dazai on the shoulder slightly.

But his strength was too great, Dazai wobbled and couldn't stand firmly, his feet slipped, and he fell down the slope into the river that he was thinking about yesterday.

Is this fate?

"Dazai!", "Mr. Dazai!" Kunikida and Atsushi Nakajima reacted immediately, and the three of them plunged into the river like dumplings.

When the three of them got ashore, they were all soaked.

Yu Xie Ye on the shore took out a knife from the big bag: "Do you have anything to treat?"

The winter wind was slightly cold, and the three felt a chill behind their backs, and shook their heads quickly.

"Hey." Yosano put away the knife in disappointment, went straight to Dazai's side, and pressed his ankle.

"The sprain is not serious, and it will be fine after a few days of rest."

"How did Xie Ye see it?" Dazai thought he was pretty good.

"Besides supernatural powers, I'm also a qualified doctor, okay! Don't demonize me." Yosano looked at everyone around except Dazai with kindness.

Everyone trembled in fear, Kunikida hurriedly carried Dazai on his back to change clothes, and the little tiger followed.

It was almost dark when Dazai was sent back to his house and resettled.

"Mr. Dazai, I will pick you up tomorrow!" The little tiger smiled sweetly and helped Dazai close the doors and windows of the house.

"Eh?" Tatara, who was checking the day's harvest in the Barbara, looked at the camera suspiciously.

"What's the matter? Brother Shishu." Hatta Misaki who was sweeping the floor at the side immediately surrounded her.

"Why is there no Dazai-kun in every photo?" Tatara, who wanted to pick out the photos of the detective agency and send them to the detective agency, checked the photos again, and finally despaired:

"Is my photography skills so bad?"

Hatta Misaki immediately comforted her third in command: "Then next time we will put that Dazai in the middle for you to shoot!"

The author has something to say: Oh, everyone is a little angel!

感谢在2020-03-1511:17:42~2020-03-1610:29:54期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!