[Comprehensive] Dazai doesn't want to die today

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Dazai brought back a maiden, a beautiful girl with long hair in a kimono.

"Dazai, although, you can't attack such a young child!" Kunikida saw the girl leaning on Dazai's side, and could only speak in a tangled voice.

Dazai suffered an injustice, and looked at his current partner in feigned surprise: "What is Kunikida thinking?"

What is your image in the eyes of others?

"He didn't attack me, but I wanted to attack him." An Alpha girl made such a declaration.

The entire detective agency was silent, and there was still a bit of murderous intent in the frozen air, only Luanbu was still leisurely clicking potato chips.

Dazai scratched his head with a headache: "Don't think wrongly, she is from Mafia at the port!"

Port Mafia, a behemoth that everyone here knows, will never contact or be an enemy if it is not necessary.

Kunikida held the Ideal Pocket and pulled Dazai aside: "Huh? Then why did you bring her back?"

Dazai said innocently, "I'm hungry."

"Eat her?"

This topic seems a little dangerous!Dazai hurriedly raised his hands and explained: "What, she is hungry and wants to eat tofu, and I am a good hand at making tofu, so I brought her back."

On the other side, Atsushi Nakajima approached the girl quietly: "Who are you?"

Quan Jinghua answered seriously: "My name is Quan Jinghua, and I killed 35 people in six weeks..."

Assassin, everyone is secretly on guard.

If the previous atmosphere was a little wary, the current atmosphere is about to explode.

Dazai hurriedly came out to smooth things over: "Don't be so fierce, Xiao Jinghua can't control her supernatural powers, it's others who used her supernatural powers to do those bad things."

After all, he is his junior, Dazai is still willing to take care of Kyoka.

Seeing Dazai come out to speak for Izumi Kyoka, everyone in the detective agency of course chose to believe it.

It's just that Kunikida still has to ask clearly: "Then why did you attack Dazai?"

"There is an order to monitor him and find an opportunity to arrest him." Quan Jinghua said without any hesitation, without thinking:

"Because he's a traitor to Port Mafia."

The detective agency was silent again, this time even the sound of Luanbu's potato chips was gone, but others were surprised, and Luanbu was waiting for the follow-up.

Port Mafia...traitor...

Atsushi Nakajima yelled: "Mr. Dazai is originally a member of Mafia at the port?"

Questioned with Yosano: "Didn't the port Mafia go bankrupt?"

Kunikida asked directly: "Can you sneak into the port Mafia?"

Junichiro Tanizaki was puzzled: "Why did Mr. Dazai betray you?"

Kenji Miyazawa pondered: "So what is Mr. Dazai doing at the port Mafia?"

"Mr. Dazai is one of the five cadres of Port Mafia." Izumi Jinghua continued to answer. The people of Port Mafia taught her a lot and also told her the rules of Port Mafia, but no one mentioned Mr. Dazai.

Because everyone is banned.

Dazai nodded with a smile on the side, feeling helpless, how could there be such a sincere little girl, asking what to say.

Seeing that everyone was still in disbelief, Dazai stood up on the stool arrogantly: "I am one of the former five cadres of the port Mafia, so I ask you if you are afraid!"

The little tiger who came back to his senses hurriedly got the husband down: "Mr., you have turned your back on the dark and turned to the light."

Kunikida sneered: "Just you, if I were the leader of Mafia at the port, I would fire you directly."

Miyazawa Kenji scratched his head: "I can't imagine Mr. Dazai acting like a gangster at all."

Ranpo stood in front of Dazai and threatened Izumi Kyoka with a lollipop: "Dazai is now a member of the detective agency."

that's all?Do not threaten to ask?Dazai himself felt a little unbelievable.

"Because everything in the past is in the past tense. We may know better than you what the Dazai we know is like." Ranpo changed hands and stuffed the lollipop into Dazai's mouth.

"There are still many doubts. Since Mr. Dazai is from there, why do you feel that the port Mafia is not so scary?" Nakajima Atsushi was embarrassed to express his feelings.

On how Dazai ruined the port Mafia reputation by himself.

"Then what should she do?" Kunikida looked at Huiquan Kyoka after everyone had had enough trouble.

Dazai made a nonchalant suggestion at the side: "Take her to a meal before sending her back."

Quan Jinghua clenched her hands tightly, but did not make any resistance.

Seeing that everyone has no objection, Dazai rolled up his sleeves and walked to the small kitchen downstairs: "Okay, I'm here to show my skills, and let you have a taste of Dazai brand tofu."

Kunikida hurriedly followed: "Can you really cook?"

"No." Dazai proudly put his hips on his hips: "But I am a professional in making tofu."

So professional tofu players started to make tofu, first soaked up the water with salt, and then pressed heavy stones...

"How is tofu made?" Kunikida compared almost all tofu recipes, still full of doubts.

Dazai said without hesitation: "This is my original creation, it's very delicious!"

"really?"

"Kunikida doesn't know, so write it down!"

Dazai teased Kunikida with a sincere face, and after he wrote a line of words, he said leisurely: "I lied to you."

Kunikida broke the pen in his hand, took a deep breath, smiled slightly, and held back, not domestic violence.Then he made other tofu by himself, and Dazai probably had no hope for it.

The method of making tofu is simple, but Dazai, who has ten thousand methods, made it like a devil. When it was time to put it on the market, even the president heard the news and sat in the office to wait.

All kinds of tofu were placed on the table, and Dazai put his masterpiece in the middle with special intentions, so a dry black hard tofu appeared among the pile of white and tender tofu.

It's too obvious, you don't need to guess which one is made by Dazai.

Atsushi Nakajima, who was about to brag without thinking, insisted on not saying a word, it was just tofu, and he didn't expect to make it like this.

Dazai narrowed his eyes slightly: "You are welcome, eat whatever you want."

Kunikida was the first to add a piece of firm tofu and stuffed it into his mouth.

One second, two seconds... It's all right!

So everyone stretched their chopsticks towards the strange plate of tofu. After all, Dazai made it, and they were all very curious.

Ranbu didn't move, he just gave Atsushi Nakajima the fastest mover a strange look, click.

"It's so hard!" Atsushi Nakajima's tiger teeth almost collapsed.

The other hands froze. Is this a new type of weapon?

Seeing that his goal had been achieved, Kunikida spat out the piece of hard tofu with a handkerchief. Is the food made by Dazai so enjoyable?

"It's so hard, does Dazai know how to eat it?" Ranbu asked questions for everyone.

"I don't know either." Dazai looked at the hard tofu that everyone put on the plate with satisfaction, and took a piece for Ranpo by the way.

Now everyone has firm tofu.

When everyone had eaten enough, Dazai's tofu was still in the bowl, and only Nakajima Atsushi bit off a small piece with tenacious perseverance, as if swallowing a piece of iron.

"Thank you for your hospitality." Quan Jinghua put down her chopsticks politely.

"Does Xiao Jinghua like it?" Dazai who had put down the bowl and chopsticks early looked at the child who was sitting upright.

"Ah."

"Does Little Mirror Flower want to stay?"

"Ah?" Kunikida was immediately shocked, first the beast designated by the military police, and then this assassin, Dazai really did whatever he wanted in the detective agency.

Looking at the warm dining tables and people around, Quan Jinghua shook her head resolutely: "Thank you, but I can't stay."

After finishing speaking, Quan Jinghua ran out, she didn't want to cause trouble for this group of people.

"He's a good boy!" Dazai knocked on the bowl regretfully, and handed the brewed tea to the president.

The president took a sip of tea: "Then arrange the entrance test."

The author has something to say: All the proposals of Mr. Dazai can be adopted. Why?

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