[Comprehensive] Dazai doesn't want to die today

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As long as you always think more than the enemy, you will never lose.

Luanbu smiled at those who hesitated to go forward, he was inferior in terms of martial arts, but no one could match him in terms of wisdom.

What's more, there is Dazai here.

And these people use Jungle as an excuse to turn reality into a game, so they don't feel guilty about doing bad things. Let me ask, do such people think there are too few games?

Ranpo clapped his hands, attracting everyone's attention: "Hi everyone, I am the boss Edogawa Ranpo."

The people around stopped, what's going on?How do you know the mission goal?

"Are you wondering if I know what it is? Actually, I know everything." Luanbu narrowed his eyes slightly, seeing everyone's thoughts clearly.

"Because I am the game boss, this is the right that the game gives me."

Without waiting for others to question, Luanbu questioned himself first: "How do you prove yourself? For example, you are an ordinary student at Sakura Middle School, you are a member of the football club, you are a waiter in a supermarket, a member of the manga club, and a member of the Qingyin club, and It's the guitar..."

"These are the messages the game gave me."

Luanbu said a lot, all right.

Looking at the astonished faces of the people around him, Luanbu, who had the absolute right to speak, proclaimed contentedly: "Isn't it common sense that a boss can check player information?"

Ranpo attributed his ability here, and drew a big cake for everyone.

"Now the BOSS has a hidden mission, do you want to do it?" Ranbu's eyes slowly turned dark green, with calculations:

"Is it fun to be an orthodox game raider, or is it fun to be someone who fights against the world?"

"What's that mission?" asked a man with a small blade.

"Hey, as long as we scratch his clothes, the mission is over, why bother?" Another person questioned beside him.

"The greatest joy of the game is to do whatever you want. The task I gave is: to block other participants and cut their clothes as a gift for the boss." Luanbu waved his hand like a charge horn sounded.

"Come on, become a game retrograde!"

This is more in line with the delusion of the two boys and girls in this group.

While most people were still watching what others were doing, someone was suddenly attacked.

A girl in a red kimono has been standing outside the crowd, holding a mobile phone, like a puppet at the mercy of others.

There is no instruction yet on the other end of the phone, but she believes that as long as those people dare to attack Dazai, then these people will become ghosts under Yasha Baixue.

"People from Mafia at the port." Dazai appeared next to the girl at some point, without any hesitation in his words.

But the girl hesitated: "My name is Quan Jinghua. I like rabbits and tofu, but hate dogs and thunder. I killed 35 people in six months."

"What a coincidence, I also like tofu and hate dogs." Dazai looked up and looked at Luanbu calling the wind and rain in the street, he was having a good time, and his eyes were tender.

He believed in Mr. Ranpo more than he believed in himself.

However, for the pillar of the dignified detective agency to play with a group of children, it's really killing chickens with a sledgehammer.

Besides, there is a certain danger...

"Have you learned how to assassinate..." Dazai returned the knife he had just stolen from Izumi Kyoka to her.

"Then you will get behind that person in a while and cut off his clothes."

Dazai pointed to the most eye-catching person in the crowd, intending to make the fire more and more intense.

"I can't control Yasha Baixue." Quan Jinghua grabbed the phone on her chest tightly, not understanding that the target appeared in front of her, but that person didn't give any orders.

"Compared with supernatural powers, I believe in your personal abilities." Dazai moved his hand deftly and turned off Izumi Kyoka's cell phone.

Some people believed it, some people didn't believe it, but the scene became chaotic.

It's just a game, it doesn't matter if you get cheated.

It's just a game, it's normal for a hostile faction to appear.

Fishing in troubled waters, taking revenge in the name of the game is also fine.

As long as one person starts, Chaos can control the whole situation.

He participated in it like a big boss, because he was originally the ace of the detective agency.

Quan Jinghua strolled among the crowd, she had never felt so relaxed before, she didn't need to slash the dagger to the neck or into the heart, she only needed to cut other people's clothes.

But not everyone can grasp the sharp blade in their hands as well as Quan Jinghua. If it is a little heavier, blood will be seen.

The young man didn't know the severity, and Dazai narrowed his eyes dangerously as he felt the slight smell of blood.

"Congratulations to her for gaining the ability of BOSS!" Ranbu suddenly pointed at Izumi Jinghua who was walking through the crowd, making her already outstanding in ability to be watched instantly.

A girl in a red kimono appeared in front of everyone like a target, and the messy crowd began to have new targets.

Taking advantage of the commotion caused by Izumi Kyoka, Ranpo followed her and arrived at Dazai's side.

"Haha, I lied to you!" Luanbu clasped his hands like a king of children, despising the group of people who vented their ego, but no one paid attention or heard it.

The most interesting thing in this game is not these people, but Dazai and him who have no communication and cooperation. How can there be such a person who connects with him like Dazai!

"Are you okay, Mr. Ranpo?" Dazai asked Ranpo concerned.

Luanbu smiled triumphantly: "Dazai, look, I'm amazing!"

Seeing Ranpo who was about to be rewarded, Dazai applauded sincerely: "Mr. Ranpo is the best."

Ranbu nodded, dragged Dazai to leave here, and looked at the roof of the building provocatively by the way.

This detective man, I will look after myself.

On the top of the building, Akutagawa was holding the mobile phone giving orders, and there was no movement for a long time.

In the end, he suddenly realized that it wasn't that he didn't want to arrest Mr. Dazai, but that it was inconvenient to expose Yasha Baixue to people's eyes.

Satisfied, Akutagawa found an excuse for lending Izumi Kyoka to Mr. Dazai to tide over the difficulties, and then watched as Mr. Dazai left, taking Izumi Kyoka away from the crowd.

It seems that the script is wrong, right?

The author has something to say: the upper limit of the author's IQ is the lower limit of their IQ, bald...

Also, did not expect it!It was Jinghua who came to help. After all, it was just a group of boys and girls in the middle school, and they could all be wiped out without using their hands.

感谢在2020-03-1114:40:12~2020-03-1217:58:55期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of stray cat;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!