What to do if you are spotted by the straight man next door

【Announcement before reading】

Yesterday I received a suggestion from the editor that too many English names in the text may affect the fluency of reading.I consulted some readers, and indeed found this problem, so I spent a little time changing the English names that appeared in the previous chapters into literal translations.Fortunately, the number of words is not much now, but this may also cause some readers who have adapted to the English name to feel uncomfortable when reading. I am deeply sorry for this.Considering the reading experience of most readers, I hope to get everyone's understanding!The following is the comparison after modification into literal translation for your reference——

[text version]

Chinese name - English name - literal translation

Su Bin | Micheal (Mike) | Michael (Mike)

Li Yansi|AllenLenseLewis|Allen Lense Lewis

Yang Chengzhe|Joe|Joy

Jinfei|Fly|Fry

Cheng Ang|Leo|Leo

Sun Yujie|Jason|Jason

----

【Note】

[Tuimao]: Taiwanese dialect: Describes a person who is obsessed with some things or details that ordinary people don't care about, has an inexplicable insistence on some small things, and the persistence is not appreciated, which makes the people around him quite crazy. .It can also be used to describe some ultra-perfectionists, obsessive-compulsive disorder patients, and people who are picky.

Garlic is not uncommon in country B, and many foreigners quite like the taste of garlic.For example, garlic butter toast is a classic bread that many bakeries make.

Su Bin didn't understand why Ellen was so disgusted with garlic, as if she had never smelled it before, and these garlics were all packed in bags... Is the smell really that strong?

In the evening, Su Bin cooks and steams the sea bass, and stir-fries a plate of vinegared cabbage, and successfully subdues a foodie fan. Jin Fei sighs that he will be lucky in the future.

After the meal, Yang Chengzhe was in charge of cleaning up the aftermath, and Jin Fei took Su Bin to his room to play video games for a while, and mercilessly avenged his loss for being exhausted that day, and yelled at Su Bin...

"You are too cruel! I just started playing, can you be gentle with novices!"

"You're not a girl, why should I be gentle with you?" Jin Fei took a sip of beer and continued to drive at full speed, "Do you want my brother to give you water? Then please beg me~~"

Please sister!Su Bin cursed in his heart, dead fly, you wait for me!

After playing two more games with all his strength, Su Bin managed to win a round. He was just happy, when he heard Jin Fei dragging: "I'm sorry for you, let me do it."

... so cheap!

But the game belongs to the game, and winning or losing does not affect the relationship. Afterwards, the two sat together and talked about the world regardless of the past, and the topic of chat inevitably involved "women".

Jin Fei has a considerable love history, but he has lived among thousands of flowers without touching his body; Su Bin, on the contrary, has very little relationship experience, and from adolescence to now, all his enthusiasm has been given to Chen Xiaotian alone.

After listening to Su Bin's love story, Jin Fei twirled the decorative ring on his hand and asked with a half-smile, "Do you think she likes you?"

Su Bin was very confused: "Of course, if she doesn't like it, why does she want to be with me?"

Jin Fei laughed and said, "Women are really easily moved animals."

Gifts, flowers, long-lasting pursuits, and sensational confessions can easily move a woman... But Jin Fei knows that a person who is in love will never drive his lover to a foreign country with an eight-hour time difference across the ocean A foreign land...Su Bin's girlfriend is too rational.

But the hot-headed Su Bin not only failed to hear Jin Fei's implication, but was complacent: "That's right, Chen Xiaotian was moved by my persistence!"

Jin Fei glanced at him with a smile and said nothing.He never intervenes in other people's love on his own initiative.

Before Su Bin returned to his room, he went to the kitchen to pour a glass of fruit juice he had just bought from the supermarket. He opened the refrigerator and saw Ellen's green bottle. Although he already knew that it was not a strange drink, he didn't know why. He still felt weird in his heart.

Unconsciously, he grabbed two garlics from the window sill...and stuffed them into his trouser pocket.

...It's not that he wants to doubt Ellen, but that sometimes the power of the subconscious is really beyond control.

Before going to bed, Su Bin went to the Xiaonei website, and there were already many replies under the steak photo, most of which were words of envy and hatred from friends and classmates, such as "really happy", "really cool", "tall", "can The people who go to study in country B are indeed local tyrants" and so on...

In addition, his senior also left a note: "Don't always take pictures of food and drink, can I have some photos of blonde beauties from country B? [spit]"

Su Bin couldn't help but smiled and replied: "I'm already a man with a family, so I don't dare to look at other beauties casually. [Cool]"

After closing the school, Su Bin clicked on the "Ghost Tales" section of the cliff again, wanting to see if anyone wrote about vampires... Unexpectedly, as soon as the page was opened, he saw his own on the front page of the section. Post for help!

There is also a "little torch" icon after the post name, which means that this post is...on fire.

Su Bin was taken aback. He thought that the post would go down after he made the statement, but why did it become popular instead?

He quickly clicked to open it, and only then did he probably know the reason.Because he described A as too handsome and perfect in the post, most people's replies began to revolve around A. Not long after Su Bin finished his second reply, the post scrolled down at a speed of half a page per hour , and now I have turned more than ten pages——

|Author: Li Lin|Time: 200X-10-0110:11

|Reply: Is there really such a handsome person in the world?If it's true, vampires are okay too, I-I-I... Please suck!

----

|Author: Jiujiu|Time: 200X-10-0110:15

|Reply: ah~ ah~ I also want to suck, please suck dry!

----

|Author: Fat Meat | Time: 200X-10-0111:41

|Reply: Please suck dry +10086(☆_☆)!

……

Seeing this kind of reply, Su Bin was full of black lines. It turns out that in this world, being handsome can really be loved by everyone, flowers bloom when they see each other, and netizens beg to be sucked up after seeing each other!

However, in addition to the brainless people chasing A, there are also people who say that Su Bin is cute and cute, for example——

|Author: Yellow Capsule|Time: 200X-10-0111:16

|Reply: I think LZ's serious ①②③④⑤... is cute, am I alone?

----

|Author: Shiraki|Time: 200X-10-0113:18

| Re: Yellow Capsule, you are not alone! The sentence of LZ affirming SB made me so cute! ...LZ marry me!

----

|Author: Wind Gone|Time: 200X-10-0118:21

|Reply: A, what are you waiting for, hurry up and overwhelm LZ! [saliva]

……

Su Bin: Hello!Is cute a word to describe boys?Say I have a good personality, right?And what does overwhelm mean?Blood-sucking prelude?

In addition to the above two categories, there is another category that is relatively serious and unfolds around the topic of the original post——

|作者：颓废2333|时间：200X-10-0112:45

|Reply: The relationship between a vampire and a human is the relationship between a predator and its prey. It is so naive for LZ to relax his vigilance against A so quickly. Will the predator let the prey see that he is a vampire before hunting? (Su Bin:!!!)

----

|Author: Sandals can't be changed if you kill them|Time: 200X-10-0117:31

|Reply: I agree with the upstairs, just like the female ghost in Liaozhai, before she wants to suck the man's energy, she must use her beauty to confuse the man!It's right to be cautious, LZ is so cute and cute, it really makes people worry about your chastity. (Su Bin:...)

----

|Author: Yida Little Immortal|Time: 200X-10-0117:32

|Reply: Hehe, it seems that the people upstairs have been sucked.

……

Su Bin was nervous for a while, terrified for a while, and speechless for a while.

Although he felt that some netizens' descriptions were inappropriate, and he couldn't understand some of the replies, but he was not a saint. Seeing so many people discussing hotly under his post, he still felt a little... secretly refreshed.

Especially seeing some people begging him not to repost, hoping that he would continue to write, such as writing about studying abroad experience, A’s daily life, etc., saying that they would read and support it, which made Su Bin a little moved.

However, heartbeat does not mean impulsiveness...

Thinking of the few details that happened today, Su Bin couldn't help but reply again, and secretly said in his heart, the last post!

|楼主：SB木杉|时间：200X-10-02|点击：5863|回复：432|第12页

|Message: Well, I really didn't expect this post to attract so many people's attention... I would like to thank everyone here first!

① You have imagined A too well, I want to take back what I said before.In fact, A is not so easy to get along with, he is a very sloppy person, for example, he has a deep cleanliness, I temporarily share the bathroom with him, he asks me to wipe the mirror after brushing my teeth, and so on... Do you think everyone Do you have such good patience as LZ?

②Before I saw a netizen named Liansheng say "garlic kills vampires", LZ went to the supermarket today to buy some garlic and came back, and found that A hates the smell...LZ seems to be nervous again.

③ Apart from not liking garlic, LZ has no other discoveries for the time being.But LZ will not deliberately observe A's daily life, after all, LZ is a normal man, every day he sees what another man does, and then writes it in the post... I always feel that this kind of behavior is a bit abnormal.

④ LZ’s original intention is still to hope to pass this year smoothly and return to China safely. I don’t want to leave any future troubles or form any bad karma for myself because of this post, so I’m sorry, LZ will not expose too much of my life here. I hope everyone understands!

⑤ If there is no accident, this is the last reply, thank you everyone!

...Is that clear enough?Su Bin read his post again, clicked the "send" button contentedly, and went to sleep.

Before lying down, Su Bin took out two garlics from his trouser pocket and put them under the pillow...to prevent nightmares.

Sure enough, there was no dream all night, and Su Bin slept until dawn, feeling very good.

Because he went to see the ring yesterday, he wanted to find some sense of presence during the phone call with Chen Xiaotian, hoping that Chen Xiaotian would realize his intentions for her.But he didn't dare to reveal a little secret, fearing that he would lose the meaning of "surprise" by doing so, so he felt itchy and painful. After he finished counting the things that happened in the past two days, he couldn't help pestering Chen Xiaotian and asked: "What are you doing?" Miss me? Miss me? Miss me?"

Chen Xiaotian couldn't help laughing and said, "What are you crazy about..."

Su Bin insisted on asking Chen Xiaotian to say something to make him feel comfortable. He was like this. When he was in love, he would act like a spoiled child in front of his lover, which was completely different from that in front of outsiders.

After all, Chen Xiaotian was no match for Su Bin's incomparable childishness, so he said helplessly, "I miss you, okay?"

Su Bin murmured, "It's too much to say."

"I'm not as shameless as you..." Chen Xiaotian paused, then said, "Do you think it's meaningful, I just want you to live well there, take good care of yourself, and make more friends, then I will not worried."

After hearing this, Su Bin was much happier. In fact, he didn't expect Chen Xiaotian to say anything nicer. After all, he knew that Chen Xiaotian was cold by nature, and he didn't seem to be very enthusiastic about anyone, let alone sweet words.So the forced "missing you" just now was enough to keep Su Bin excited for a long time.

"Okay, it's time for me to go to self-study," Chen Xiaotian said, "There are a lot of professional courses in junior year, and I'm very busy recently."

Every time at this moment, Su Bin was the most disappointed, but he had no choice. When he was in China, he could still go to self-study with Chen Xiaotian. Here, he could only hang up the phone.

Get up to wash up, this time, Su Bin just happened to meet Ellen going out.

The other party didn't dress as elitely as yesterday, but changed into a casual cashmere thin shirt with a loose collar that fell under the slender collarbone. Even Su Bin couldn't help but click his tongue when he saw it... so sexy.

I have to admit that some people are born to be favored by God, such as Ellen, whatever she wears, any expression and pose, can be shot on the cover of a magazine.

Su Bin couldn't help but think of the netizens who left messages and replied to the posts. Those people just listened to his description of A and became all kinds of nympho.

Ellen seemed to want to say hello to Su Bin, but as soon as he took a step closer, he frowned, then stared at him for two seconds, said "goodbye" softly, and went downstairs.

Su Bin: "..."

When Ellen was staring at him just now, Su Bin was extremely nervous, so he quickly smelled the smell on his body... It seemed that sleeping with garlic on his pillow worked for a night... Look, Ellen didn't want to talk to him anymore, and even more Don't talk about approaching, threatening, or sucking blood!

...However, instead of feeling relaxed, why did I still feel a deep sense of guilt?

Su Bin shook his head, deciding not to think about this issue.

During the day, Su Bin went to the International Student Center to register a work account during his lunch break. Since part-time work was not stressful, he felt that it would be more reliable to find a serious part-time job. It would take a week to get a work account, so he was not in a hurry.

On the next Saturday, Yang Chengzhe stayed at home to write a thesis, Ellen went out on business, and Jin Fei also went out to meet friends.Su Bin had nothing to do by himself, so he called Sun Yujie: "Hey, are you free tonight? Let's go to the restaurant I mentioned last time to eat steak together!"

Sun Yujie readily agreed, and the two decided on the meeting place and went to Rump&Ribs together.As a result, there were a lot of people on Saturday night, Su Bin didn't make an appointment, and there was a long queue in the store.

The two were sitting in the waiting area of ​​the store, chatting and waiting for their seats. While chatting, Sun Yujie's expression suddenly changed...

"What's the matter?" Su Bin followed Sun Yujie to look over and saw Cheng Ang, "Hey, what a coincidence!"

Cheng Ang didn't come alone. A beautiful long-haired beauty sat across from him.But that beauty doesn't seem to be the girl in their class, why does Sun Yujie have such an expression?Could it be that Sun Yujie really had a personal conflict with Cheng Ang?

Just thinking about it, Su Bin saw the guests at the table next to Cheng Ang leave, and he suddenly had a bad feeling...

Sure enough, after a while, the waiter called their queuing numbers: "Gentlemen, this way please..."