What to do if you are spotted by the straight man next door

Sun Yujie also said some details that Su Bin couldn't bear to look at directly, for example, they came and had more than one shot, and Cheng Ang didn't wear a condom and shot inside...all of them are disharmonious content that should be prohibited by the [-]th!Although Sun Yujie said that they were so fierce mainly because Cheng Ang was drunk, Su Bin felt that this reason was not convincing.

If the first time can be described as "drunken sex", then the second time and the third time... Cough, Sun Yujie is too lewd and annoying for Cheng Ang to resist.

And Su Bin still couldn't figure it out - isn't Cheng Ang a straight man?How can a straight man have a physical reaction to another man of the same sex?Even for himself, after being kissed by Ellen several times, Su Bin only felt overwhelmed and a little bit shy about being "treated intimately"...but he had no physical reaction.

Thinking of this, Su Bin suddenly became excited. If he said that, he shouldn't be bent (⊙o⊙)! ?

(Wu v Wu) Yo Gada~~~

Su Bin let out a long sigh of relief with tears in his eyes, and he felt relieved!

Feeling that there was nothing wrong with him, Su Bin became more rigid when chatting with Sun Yujie...

"Hey! Tell me honestly, what about you and Cheng Ang, did Jin Fei play some bad tricks on you?" Su Bin tortured seriously.

Jin Fei and Sun Yujie had a conspiracy before. If Jin Fei and Sun Yujie really arranged and guided this matter, Su Bin will have to re-examine these two friends... After all, talking is one thing, doing it is another What happened, Su Bin looked at it from the perspective of a straight man, and still felt that it was not kind to maliciously bend others.

Sun Yujie quickly waved his hand and said: "No, no, last night was just a coincidence, even I didn't expect Cheng Ang to be there!"

After he finished speaking, he lowered his eyes again, and said a little nervously: "Brother Fei did tell me some methods, but I just listened to it..."

Su Bin's eyes widened: "What method? What did Tu Jinfei say?"

"Just fuck him, make him feel good..." Sun Yujie glanced at Su Bin, and said shyly, "Brother Fei said, making him hard is already half the battle, um, if you can make him feel good, just ask It's up to me."

Su Bin: "..." Grass~my three views, please hold on orz..

"After hearing that method at the beginning, I thought I couldn't use it, because let alone fuck it, Cheng Ang didn't want to talk to me...so I didn't take it seriously." Sun Yujie covered his face again, "But I didn't expect Cheng Ang will take the initiative last night, me, me, me..."

Su Bin complained silently: You are so excited, aren't you!

Sun Yujie: "I just thought, the opportunities are here, I must seize them and give them a try!"

Su Bin was speechless, so Jin Fei's violent method was still used...

Sun Yujie said with emotion: "Even if the two of us have no drama in the future, what happened last night is enough for me to recall for the rest of my life."

Su Bin didn't even know what to say about Sun Yujie, he couldn't understand why the other party could put his feelings in such a humble position.

But I don't know why, Su Bin is still a little envious of the other party at this moment, because Sun Yujie is too easy to be satisfied-look at him now, just because he can't say that he has a "love" sexual relationship for one night, he is in high spirits.

After that, Sun Yujie said some more about his thoughts on the masquerade party. Unlike Su Bin's disgust, Sun Yujie was grateful for the party.

Because of the charming atmosphere, the originally calm and rational person released his emotional and indulgent side. If it weren't for that occasion, Cheng Ang might not have said that kind of thing to him.But which Cheng Ang is the real one?Cheng Ang who would confide in Sun Yujie about his willful thoughts, or Cheng Ang who repeatedly persuaded Sun Yujie to return to the right way?No one knows.

Like Ellen said, there, you can put on the mask or take off the mask, and be an unreal or real person...

... You don't understand, lonely men and women, each with a confused and turbulent heart, going on and on, enjoying it.

Afterwards, Su Bin learned that Cheng Ang went to find Sun Yujie again, and they had another intense, cough, relationship.

Therefore, when Sun Yujie appeared in the past two days, he always had a pink background with a satisfied expression ~ swaying steps... When Su Bin saw him, he felt that the whole world was infatuated!

But Su Bin heard from Sun Yujie that the relationship between him and Cheng Ang was still unclear, and they just maintained this "mysterious cough relationship". For this reason, Su Bin felt sorry for Sun Yujie, but Sun Yujie himself didn't care at all. , he was so happy that he almost turned into a fairy.

Su Bin didn't have much time to worry about others, and he had a big problem on his side.

Ellen's two kisses caused his three views to collapse, so Su Bin also had to do some psychological training for himself.

He recently spent a lot of time checking information on the Internet and posting questions to netizens to confirm whether he is all right.This time he learned how to be smart, and basically asked questions anonymously. What to do", "Is it normal to tongue-kiss same-sex straight male roommates"...

The answers I got were varied, and there were many who were like the booers in the cliff post last time, but there were also some sincere answers.

Among them, a netizen who had a similar experience with Su Bin answered him——

m: "One or two kisses are just a prank, don't think too much about it."

Follow up: "I don't think I'm disgusted, is there something wrong with me?"

m: "Is that person handsome?"

Su Bin thought for a while, in order to avoid being stripped of his vest again, he no longer described the subject of the problem in detail, and tried to be vague.

Follow up: "It's pretty handsome."

m: "That's no wonder, if he's very attractive and you have a good relationship with him, it's really hard to say no to him. (Personal experience)"

……

When Su Bin saw the answer, he thought it was quite reliable.

Ellen's appearance is more than "handsome" and "attractive", it's simply against the sky, okay?

It is gratifying that Ellen has restrained her teasing and teasing of Su Bin in the past two days. Otherwise, he can break a group of straight men with his face alone. If he still teases Su Bin every day, Su Bin will not be caught. Play to death every minute?

Before closing the webpage, Su Bin saw an objection to m——

S: "Hehe, M, you should also have some fun, maybe that person hasn't been exposed yet."

Su Bin: "..."

After turning off the computer, Su Bin saw the "Strategy for Overseas Students in Country B" that had been on the desk for a long time. It was the booklet given by K when he went to report. He picked it up and flipped through it, and was shocked immediately!He found that the questions he asked online included "common psychological problems for international students in country B" in this booklet, and the first question was "what to do if a long-distance relationship breaks up"!

Let me go... This book is a treasure!

"Long-distance love breakup is very common among foreign students in country B. I have heard of all kinds of painful experiences, but no one can't live without a breakup. When encountering such problems, the editor recommends to talk to people around you. Talk with friends, or go on a trip to divert attention, try not to stay alone, in addition, the editor also recommends bachelors to go to some fun social parties, and start a new relationship as soon as possible... If you have tried the above methods But it still can't relieve the pain, please don't carelessly go to see a psychiatrist!"

Su Bin: "..."

Well, there are many ways that Yang Chengzhe and Jin Fei did to help him, and Su Bin is very grateful.And because of Ellen's two kisses a few days ago, Su Bin has gradually withdrawn his attention from the breakup incident. Although it still hurts to think about it, he is no longer in pain.

At this moment, Su Bin didn't know whether he should read the following questions. Maybe Ellen was really just trying to enlighten himself?

Uh... don't care, anyway, there's no harm in watching it, right?

Q: What should I do if I am harassed by homosexuals?

a: Although there are many homosexuals in country B, the homosexuals in country B will not harass normal people casually, they have their own circle.If a homosexual is really interested in you, there must be verbal or behavioral hints before that. Please remember to reject it legitimately. They are also normal people and will respect your opinion.But if you meet a guy of the same sex who wants to do something rude to you on the main road, you must call the police.In addition, there was also an incident in country B where foreign students were dragged into the bushes and raped by blacks when they returned home at night (Su Bin: OAO||), so I would like to remind you, no matter if you are a boy or a girl, don’t wander around alone in the middle of the night. !

When Su Bin thought about it, he seemed to have solemnly declared (?) to Ellen that he was not gay, so this should be regarded as "a legitimate refusal"?

The rape incident was also quite terrifying. Su Bin recalled that there were a few black athletes in Taylor's team, and they seemed to have particularly well-developed limbs... If he encountered such a thing when he was out in the middle of the night... Damn it!Su Bin didn't even dare to think about it anymore. He probably couldn't resist it. It was so scary to be blasted or something!

Look at the next question -

Q: What should I do if I find out that I have homosexual tendencies?

a: This is a very realistic question. There are many factors to consider. The only thing I can say is—let nature take its course.

……

Let nature take its course?Well... wait!Why should I pay attention to the answer to this question! ?

I am not gay! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Time flew by, another week passed quickly, and the Christmas holiday was approaching in a blink of an eye.

Five days later, it will be the day when Su Bin will go to Taylor's team club to "cook noodles". Although this job is paid, it seems to be an "informal" job. He doesn't know whether to report to Ellen in advance.

In fact, at this moment Su Bin has lost interest in part-time work, because he broke up with Chen Xiaotian, since he doesn't need to buy a ring, it doesn't make sense for him to work part-time to make money.

However, he is a man of integrity, since he has already promised others, he will still fulfill it.

That night, after several roommates had dinner, Su Bin was thinking about how to talk to Ellen, when something happened that shocked everyone—there was something wrong with the relationship between Cheng Ang and Sun Yujie, and now Cheng Ang found Their family is going to fight Jin Fei!