What to do if you are spotted by the straight man next door

Su Bin didn't know how he fell asleep, he lost consciousness in a daze, and started to have messy dreams as soon as he fell asleep.

It was all Ellen in the dream and outside the dream... He dreamed that Ellen bit his neck, and the bite turned into a kiss... He dreamed that Ellen was laughing muffled, full of evil spirits... He also dreamed of love Lun hugged himself tightly, not letting himself move.

He seemed to be wrapped in invisible spider silk, placed in a soft and hot vortex, he didn't want to sink in his heart, but he couldn't extricate himself from his body.

In the morning, Su Bin woke up with fever all over, and found himself entangled with the quilt like a twist...

Q////Q woo woo~~

Su Bin has never had this kind of experience. Even when he was in a relationship with Chen Xiaotian before, there was only the purest kind of kiss between them. They broke up as soon as they touched each other. Bin felt very embarrassed, one can imagine how pure he is.

But last night, Ellen came up with a French kiss that lasted several minutes. Su Bin was almost out of breath after being kissed. He also had such a dream at night. It was a sudden change from clear porridge and rice soup to fatty hoof ...

Having that kind of dirty and shameless dream, does he still have the face to be a straight man? (ˊ_ˋ)

Going to wash his body softly, Su Bin was a little afraid to see Ellen when he opened the door...

However, it seems that the more afraid of something, the more he will encounter something - just as Su Bin stepped into the bathroom, Ellen followed in behind him!

... After wiping it, he would suspect that Ellen deliberately came to catch him by listening to his movements...

Their eyes met, and Su Bin moved away first.

Seeing his shy look, Ellen knew that he was still thinking about what happened last night, and she was in a good mood: "Good morning, are you feeling better?" After saying that, he stood in front of the sink and prepared to brush his teeth.

This remark sounded different to Su Bin, because it once again showed that Ellen's kiss last night was just a "comfort" and had no other meaning.

However, Su Bin was also speechless at the moment. Is Ellen planning to squeeze into the bathroom with him?

In fact, it's not impossible to wash it if it's crowded, but Ellen clearly divided the two people's usage time before, and now they are so intimate all of a sudden, making Su Bin feel a little unbearable.

Since the entrance of the bathroom is relatively narrow, Ellen stands there with a height of nearly 1.9 meters. Su Bin is squeezed in and cannot get out, so he can only stand awkwardly with Ellen... brushing his teeth.

Looking at Ellen in the mirror, who seemed to have just woken up, and was wearing pajamas that exposed a large collarbone and chest, Su Bin couldn't help but think of his experience of sharing the bed with her that night when he was hungover... Sweat, there was nothing wrong with her that day. No matter how much I thought about it, I couldn't help thinking about it today.

The cowardly villain in my mind has turned into a shameful person, and the brave villain has become a proud person——

Shame: "Ellen seemed to bite my neck that night..."

Tsundere Shou: "Stop thinking about it~ idiot!"

Shame suffers: "The thought of Ellen lying naked in a bed with me is melting >///<~"

Tsundere Shou: "Have you forgotten about Chen Xiaotian? You always pretend to be sentimental~ there is no way to save it!"

Shame: "But he obviously bit me and kissed me last night, woo~~"

Tsundere Shou: "Stop thinking about it! If you think about it any longer, you're really going to bend! Bastard! Do you want to implicate me?"

Shame: "I'm sorry, I can't help it~ 嘘嘤咻~~"

Su Bin: "..."

Nima, why are you suffering! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

However, Su Bin found sadly that compared with a guy like Ellen whose strength and physical strength are against the sky, he really couldn't attack... What should I do, I suddenly feel so inferior Orz...

Ellen was observing Su Bin while brushing her teeth. The two of them are now in the same room, especially in such a small space, which makes Su Bin very nervous... It was caused by the kiss last night.

Ellen didn't feel bad, but enjoyed the oppressive feeling she brought to Su Bin——I want every minute and every second you stay with me, every cell trembles for me, every hair is for me I tremble.

Seeing Su Bin peeking at her from time to time, sometimes shy and sometimes melancholy, Ellen thought he was extremely cute.

...Really, I don't know what the little fool is thinking.

After brushing her teeth, Ellen wiped the corners of her mouth with a clean towel, reached out and hooked Su Bin's neck, and leaned over to press a kiss on his lips with lightning speed.

Su Bin's brain froze instantly, his face became more and more red, and finally "呵...", he spontaneously combusted!

"Hehehe..." Ellen let out a devilish laugh, and flicked Su Bin's forehead with his fingers, "Stupid again?"

Su Bin blushed: "W-why..."

"Because you look like you really want me to kiss you..." Ellen said with an expression of "since you want this hall to satisfy you".

Su Bin excitedly said: "How is it possible!"

Hearing this, Ellen suddenly looked at Su Bin with hostility, and said seriously, "Really? Then I won't do similar things to you in the future."

... Ellen is angry? Did QAQ say something wrong?

"I, I didn't mean that..." Su Bin hurriedly tried to redeem.

In an instant, Ellen switched back to the previous leisurely expression, with a smug smile on the corners of her eyes and eyebrows, an expression of "I knew it", and said: "Look, once I say I won't kiss you anymore, you will Appeared very disappointed.”

Su Bin: "...!" Why is this, the behavior is not enough to play me, but also the language to play Orz...

"Hehe, you should wash your face first." After Ellen said this happily, she gave up the bathroom to Su Bin.

Su Bin sighed, and said to himself in his heart: Fool, you haven't recovered from the last relationship, are you going to forget the pain before the scar heals?

Yes, Ellen has made it very clear that he doesn't want to see himself walking dead anymore, although he also said "even if you are gay, you won't hate it", that doesn't mean "like".

Moreover, you all know that he is a person with a bit of a bad personality. Maybe, whether it was the deep kiss last night or the shallow kiss today, it was just a new way he came up with to tease himself.

After Su Bin comforted himself, he went out to class.

However, today, when it was almost time, Sun Yujie didn't come, and Su Bin was looking at the door of the classroom when he received a text message.

Sun Yujie: "Shortbread! I overslept, can you sign it for me?"

Su Bin: "..."

The two have known each other for so long, and Sun Yujie has never been late or missed class, so he overslept today?And even if he overslept, since he lives so close, wouldn't it be nice to rush over after washing up!The professor won't say anything even if he is a few minutes late.

Su Bin recalled the masquerade party last night, and worried if something happened to the other party...

However, Sun Yujie rushed over for the afternoon class, and Su Bin was relieved to see that he was doing well, but he seemed uncomfortable when he sat down, twisting and twisting.

"Where did you go last night? I couldn't even find you!" Su Bin asked.

"Eh..." Sun Yujie looked around secretly, and whispered to Su Bin, "I'm with Cheng Ang..."

Su Bin was surprised: "Didn't you break up with him?"

Sun Yujie lowered his head and said, "Now we are reconciled. I, we were together all night last night."

"You..." Su Bin thought of Jin Fei's plan to break up with Sun Yujie before Cheng Ang, and had a bad feeling...Could it be that the two people hugging and kissing last night were Cheng Ang and Sun Yujie? Sun Yujie?

Sun Yujie quickly gave him an affirmative answer——

A certain subject held her face happily and said, "We have sex~~"

The rippling tone with its discordant BGM made Su Bin almost spit out a mouthful of blood...

At this moment, for some reason, Su Bin heard the words of the girl with studded shoes—"Homosexuality is contagious."

Su Bin was very upset, and couldn't help asking Sun Yujie seriously: "What's going on with you and Cheng Ang!"

Sun Yujie: "I just met at the party last night. We were both wearing masks... At that time, the atmosphere was quite ambiguous, and Cheng Ang was a little drunk. He saw me and asked me to chat with him directly. He pulled me and said A lot..."

"What did you say?" Su Bin raised his eyebrows, thinking that no matter what these two people said, they shouldn't bring it up on the bed. Sun Yujie must have said something immoral.

Sun Yujie glanced at Su Bin, and said guiltily, "He said he always felt uncomfortable seeing me with you."

Su Bin: "..." Does the matter between the two of you have anything to do with me? OAO||

Sun Yujie thought about it for a while, he didn't lie to Su Bin, Cheng Ang did say so.

When the two of them met, Cheng Ang was already a little drunk. When Sun Yujie heard his words, he even explained it to Cheng Ang...

He told Cheng Ang that Su Bin was a straight man and had a girlfriend in China (although he was dumped recently), and he also said that he and Su Bin were just friends.

Sun Yujie remembered that after he finished explaining, Cheng Ang looked at him and said sadly - I know, you are just friends, but I just don't feel well... Tell me, is there something wrong with me?

What this sentence implied, Sun Yujie understood immediately after hearing it, if he played stupid again at that time, he didn't deserve to be called a lecherous nympho by Su Bin.

But he still suppressed the turmoil in his heart, and reminded Cheng Ang pretending to be calm, Brother Ang, you drank too much.

But as soon as he finished that sentence, Cheng Ang grabbed him and kissed him...

Tianlei stirred the fire, they hugged each other and kissed inseparably. Sun Yujie knew that Cheng Ang was drunk, and when they were chatting, Cheng Ang drank more. Maybe Cheng Ang was just to make sure, maybe The other party regrets after kissing...

No matter what the excuses and reasons, Sun Yujie would not refuse Cheng Ang's initiative - even if he was hurt, he would be willing.

But the development of the matter exceeded Sun Yujie's imagination. Cheng Ang actually took him to open a room, and then... naturally... that's all...

Anyway, for Sun Yujie, this kind of thing is what he wished for.

After listening to Sun Yujie's words, Su Bin fell into a state of pain that he couldn't express.

"Then... is Cheng Ang considered bent?" Su Bin was confused.

"It doesn't count..." Sun Yujie lowered his eyes, a little frustrated.

In fact, among straight men, there are also those who experience men’s affairs out of curiosity. If they feel disgusting and unacceptable afterwards, they are still straight men;

At most, Sun Yujie and Cheng Ang had a one-night stand. After Cheng Ang sobered up in the morning, he regained his composure. He couldn't tell if he hated or regretted what happened last night. Maybe after Cheng Ang thought it over, he wouldn't Look for Sun Yujie again.

"However, he asked me 'does it hurt' in the morning..." Recalling Cheng Ang's slightly apologetic and worried eyes, Sun Yujie felt that he was going to be drunk, what should I do, happiness came too fast...

"Just saying 'Does it hurt', you are so moved?" Su Bin always felt that Cheng Ang's behavior was a bit scum... If you don't like it, why try it?

Sun Yujie covered his face and said, "I think it's already good, but I'm afraid he thinks I'm sick."

Su Bin: "..." Hey, Sun Yujie is also "cheap"...I'm really worried for him!

Su Bin glanced at the other party's uncomfortable buttocks, and asked awkwardly, "Does it hurt?"

... Chrysanthemum, so tight, it hurts to think about it (=_=)...

"Of course it hurts! It's bleeding!" Sun Yujie said aggrievedly.

Su Bin: "..." Orz... I am a straight man (?), why would I want to talk about such a topic with a subject?

Sun Yujie said: "However, I told Cheng Ang that I'm not in pain."

Su Bin: "Why? Let him know if it hurts!"

Sun Yujie's grievances were fleeting, and his face blushed instantly: "Because he is also very comfortable, he... is very vigorous..."

Su Bin: "..." (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ morality!