Stop Bothering Me, Emperor

The film city is very big. Eunuch Cao bought the tickets and rented an electric sightseeing car.

Usually electric sightseeing vehicles are driven by professional staff, but as an all-round butler, basically everything can be done.I don't know how he did it, anyway, the scenic spot rented the car to him like this.

First went to the medieval garden to feel the ancient Europe, and then went to the interstellar space to see the scenes of Star Wars.

Song Xiao couldn't take his eyes off it. For a country bumpkin from ancient times, these were all amazing.It would be great if our own theater troupe industry could do the same.

In this movie city, there are not only movie scene reproductions, but also roller coasters combined with movies.

Yu Tang dragged Song Xiao to ride the interstellar tunnel. The roller coaster was very long and could pass through interstellar space and black holes, just like flying in the universe in an interstellar chariot.

Song Xiao had never been on a roller coaster before, so he was very curious, so he was happily dragged by Yu Tang.

Eunuch Cao looked at the 5-minute roller coaster, then at Song Xiao, hesitant to speak.He thought the roller coaster was too scary, and the queen probably couldn't stand it.

However, looking at the eyes of the emperor, he didn't dare to say more.

Two people lined up, the armrests in front of them were made into the shape of joysticks, and a cold electronic sound sounded, simulating the scene of a spaceship: "Beep—the Xingkong is about to take off, please confirm the seat belt."

Yu Tang turned his head and looked at Song Xiao's seat belt, making sure it was all right.

"Get ready to take off, three, two, one, launch!" With the electronic sound, the roller coaster started to start, and under a huge boost, it was ejected like a cannonball.

"Ah—" The feeling of weightlessness caused the people on the roller coaster to scream.

The surrounding scenes were constantly changing, suddenly turning into a dark starry sky, surrounded by a vast universe, where the roller coaster slowed down, passed slowly, and then fell headlong.

"Ah..." Song Xiao yelled in horror, but couldn't do it anymore. His breathing rhythm couldn't keep up with the ups and downs of the roller coaster.Yu Tang was able to keep up with the rhythm very well. He was actually not too scared. When he realized that something was wrong with Song Xiao, he stretched out his hand to pull him, and shouted loudly when he was too much: "Baby, adjust your breathing, just keep shouting out."

Song Xiao tried to yell out after Yu Tang, and sure enough, yelling out was much better, without the feeling of suffocation.

The 5-minute roller coaster was over, and Song Xiao's legs were a little weak when he got off.Yu Tang hugged him quickly, and kissed his somewhat pale face: "Do you feel uncomfortable?"

Song Xiao shook his head, buried his face in Yu Tang's chest and paused for a while, then raised his head, his eyes sparkling: "This is fun, let's go play something else."

Yu Tang looked at him and couldn't help laughing: "Okay."

At first, he was afraid that Song Xiao would not be able to bear it. He had never dared to take him to ride the roller coaster at Big Fish Playground in China before, but now it seems that he quite likes it.

So, the two went to sit together for a few more.

Returning to Jurassic, Wormhole Space, Superman, etc., when sitting on the fifth seat, Song Xiao finally couldn't bear it anymore, got off the seat, and suddenly fell forward when his eyes were dark.

"Jun Zhu!" Yu He caught him and hugged him, seeing his eyes closed, he quickly hugged him.

"Oh, queen!" Eunuch Cao was taken aback, and quickly found a bench for Yu Tang to put him on.

Yu Tang sat on the bench and asked Song Xiao to lean against him.Song Xiao has already opened his eyes, but his head is a little dizzy.He doesn't practice martial arts, two or three roller coaster rides are okay, but if he does too much, he will feel dizzy and nauseated.

"Is it uncomfortable?" Yu Tang was very distressed, he didn't expect Song Xiao to have an accident while riding a roller coaster.

Eunuch Cao stretched out his hand and gently massaged a few acupuncture points on Song Xiao's arm.

"What are you doing!" Yu Tang slapped Eunuch Cao's hand away.

"Pressing these acupoints can relieve dizziness." Eunuch Cao looked at the emperor in surprise. In the past, when the empress felt uncomfortable, she would let him massage it. The emperor never said anything. What happened today?

Hearing this, Yu Tang stretched out his hand to rub it, and rubbed Song Xiao's chest along the way to give him a smooth flow.

"You are not the real father-in-law now." Dugu secretly glanced at the gloomy Butler Cao, and reminded him coolly.

Steward Cao was taken aback, coughed dryly, and when he saw the queen, he forgot that he was not a eunuch.Not daring to say any more, he turned around and went to buy a cup of hot drink.

Amusement parks in the United States do not sell tea, only hot coffee and hot cocoa, other than cold drinks.Butler Cao frowned and could only buy a cup of hot cocoa.

Song Xiao took a sip, it was too sweet, and suddenly felt his stomach was overwhelmed, he bent down suddenly, and spat it out in one gulp.

Steward Cao quickly reached out to pat him on the back, and gave him a glass of water.In parks and playgrounds in the United States, there are taps for drinking water everywhere.

After rinsing his mouth, Song Xiao's complexion became better, and it would be better if he spit it out when he was dizzy.This is a pedestrian area, and their sightseeing car couldn't get there. Steward Cao wanted to carry Song Xiao on his back, but was stared at by Yu Tang so that he didn't dare to speak.

Yu Tang put Song Xiao on his back and walked slowly towards the parking spot.

"I'm fine." Song Xiao said while lying on the emperor's back.

Yu Tang didn't speak, but weighed him up.

"Sorry, a movie is being shot ahead." The road leading to the parking lot was blocked by people, and there were many people watching in front of him.

"Camilla, give up, I don't love you anymore." The handsome actor said to the hostess with a painful expression.

"No, Sawyer, your eyes are not deceiving." The female lead held the male lead's face with both hands, with a graceful expression.

Song Xiao lay on Yu Tang's shoulder, watched the filming scene over there, rubbed his chin on his shoulder, and lazily put it on: "Do you remember, the emperor, that year in the Xishan hunting ground?"

Yu Tang paused, turned around and bypassed the filmmaker, and changed his way: "Yeah."

That year during the autumn hunt, the two rode their horses to a distance, Song Xiao's horse was startled, and was almost rescued by the emperor, their horses both ran away, and Song Xiao's leg was also sprained.

"Come up, I will carry you back." His Majesty the Emperor, wearing bright yellow arrow sleeves, squatted in front of the little servant.

"Impossible." How dare the little servant let the emperor carry it on his back, but His Majesty did not allow him to shirk, and pulled him onto his back.The little servant curled up his fingers nervously, and the emperor who was behind him was also sweating nervously.

Xiao's long-awaited, warm body was attached to his back, and His Majesty the Emperor was very excited. The journey that originally only took two quarters of an hour made him detour for an hour.

"What?" Yu Tang turned his head and rubbed his face with him, why did he suddenly bring up the matter of Xishan?

Song Xiao smiled, in fact, it was because he had heard the actors read the lines just now, and felt a little bit.Yu Tang always felt that he only understood the emperor's intentions later, but he didn't.Because, the emperor's eyes can't lie.

"Hi, my dear nephew." Just as he took another detour, he happened to meet Ninth Uncle Yu Lang, who was accompanied by Carmela who was smiling brightly.

"Tang, what a coincidence." Carmela stepped forward, wanting to say hello to Yu Tang, but found that there was another head on Yu Tang's shoulder, and her hands were holding the knees of her two long legs. Talking about sticking to the face, even shaking hands with the face will not work.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Carmela: Baby, come and shake hands

Fish pond: no hands

Carmela: Darling, let's stick a face

Fish pond: no face

Carmela: Saying hello is fine.

Fish Pond: Hello Cousin

Carmela: ...