Stop Bothering Me, Emperor

Hearing this voice, Song Xiao was stunned for a moment before reacting, and then he couldn't help but pursed his lips and chuckled: "Elder-in-law, your voice has changed."

"Cough, yes," Eunuch Cao looked around, sniffed, and regained his original elegance and composure, "It's inconvenient to talk here, please wait a moment, my lady, this old servant will visit you tomorrow."

Song Xiao twitched the corners of his mouth: "Eunuch, how many times have I told you not to call me your empress."

Eunuch Cao actually followed. Before the emperor tried to find Eunuch, Song Xiao still thought it was funny. After all, this kind of thing like time travel is not something you want, anyone can follow.

Eunuch Cao, the hidden guard, the emperor's younger brother, the emperor... Song Xiao calculated these names in his mind, why are these people, and what is the connection?

The Empress Dowager has no memory, Princess Anyuan, the late Emperor, father, grandfather, none of these people, except for those few people who were in the hall at that time!

Song Xiao's eyes lit up, that's right, when he died, these people were all in the hall!

In this way, the general and Zhang Xiaoren may also have past life memories.Thinking of Zhang Xiaoren, the silly husky of the Yu family appeared in front of his eyes, Song Xiao couldn't help laughing and fell on the bed, if Zhang Xiaoren really turned into a dog, it would be a lot of fun.

Since the ball is not over yet, Yu Tang probably won't be back tonight.Song Xiao shrank into the quilt and fell asleep first.

After sleeping until midnight, when he heard the sound of the door opening, Song Xiao opened his eyes in a daze, and felt that someone got into the bed and hugged him from behind.

The familiar body temperature made him unprepared, Song Xiao raised his head slightly, rubbed his face with the person behind him, and got a sweet kiss.

"It's okay, go to sleep." Yu Tang whispered, took off his clothes, and hugged the warm queen into his arms.

"Why are you back?" Song Xiao yawned, turned around and rubbed into his arms.

"How could I let the queen stay alone in the empty room?" Yu Tang said solemnly, but touched her hand dishonestly.

"Hmm..." Song Xiao felt itchy and wanted to escape, but Yu Tang rolled over and pinned him down.

When their lips touched, Song Xiao tasted a faint smell of alcohol, this guy must have been drinking.

"Drinking?" Song Xiao smacked his lips, trying to push Yu Tang away.It's easy to catch a cold in the shower when drunk, so he's going to get a towel to wipe Yu Tang's body.

Yu Tang held him down and didn't move: Well, how about you taste it.

With that said, he kissed her again.

"Don't make a fuss, I'll get a towel, uh..." Song Xiao exclaimed, the guy on his body had already lifted off his pajamas, and put his hot palm on his chest, slowly rubbing it.

"Let's have a cup of wine, I'll dye your body with the aroma of the wine, okay?"

Yu Tang, who drank too much, talked a little too much, his deep voice was hoarse with emotion, and chuckled in Song Xiao's ear, "Here, here, and here...all smell of alcohol..."

The slender fingers slid across the bulge on the chest, to the graceful waistline, to the round mounds, and finally squeezed into the elastic buttocks, sliding up and down.

"Hmm..." Song Xiao's neck turned red from these words, and his body couldn't help trembling slightly with his touch.

Yu Tang looked amused, unbuttoned his pajamas, took a small bean into his mouth, really followed the order he just said.First stop on the chest, nibble on the small bump, and the wine-scented Zhantou rotates flexibly on it.

Waves of scorching itching came from his chest, Song Xiao couldn't help frowning slightly:

"do not……"

Yu Tang wouldn't listen to him. After playing with one side enough, he switched to the other side to lick and suck hard, causing Song Xiao to cry out in surprise.Soon, the two poor little beans were bullied and became red and swollen.With a wine-scented tongue, Bin let go of the two little guys, and stroked all the way down towards the firm waist.

Zhu Xiao looked a little thin, but he was very strong, with beautiful mermaid lines on his tight belly.

The warm lips and tongue lingered on the mermaid line and adsorbed on the sensitive waist.

"Ah... so itchy..." Song Xiao couldn't help but smiled and pushed him, "Don't lick, ha..."

"Then where are you licking?" Yu Tang raised his head and looked at him with ~a pair of sparkling eyes, his graceful chin just pressed on Xiao Xiaoxiao who had already stood upright.

Song Xiao shook his head, watched helplessly as the emperor took off his trousers and spread the aroma of wine on them.

This face was too shameful, he couldn't bear it and covered his eyes with the back of his hand. At this moment, his back felt cold, and a finger with lubricating fluid directly pierced into his body.

"It hurts..." Song Xiao bit his lip and opened his eyes to look at him. This lubricating fluid was different from the good rubber he usually used, and it was a little stinging.

"Red wine flavored lubricant."

Yu Tang triumphantly showed him the bottle, "It still feels a bit like wine when it's painted on."

It was indeed exciting enough, Song Xiao twitched the corners of his mouth.The two fingers squeezed into the body, and the feeling became more intense. The soft inner wall was filled with a bit of irritating lubricating fluid, and there was an indescribable comfort amidst the slight pain. After that, it became hotter and hotter.

"Hmm..." Song Xiao couldn't help but close his legs, the inner wall was getting hotter and hotter, so hot that he couldn't help wanting something thicker and harder to rub against.

The number of twitching fingers had increased to three, and the speed was getting faster and faster. Song Xiao raised his neck, feeling a little breathless.At this time, his fingers suddenly raised, and Yu Tang put his slender legs on his shoulders, and before he could recover, he jerked forward.

"Ah..." Before he could catch his breath, Song Xiao's exclamation was stuck in his throat, but the person on his body didn't give him a chance to breathe, and moved wantonly.

"Well...slow down..." Song Xiao put his arms around Yu Tang's neck to stabilize his body, and spoke unbearably.

Yu Tang moved a few more times, propped himself up, kissed his forehead, and slowed down his movements.

Because of the slow movement, Song Xiao was able to breathe a sigh of relief, but he also felt more clearly the movement of that hard object in his body.Because of the special lubricant, the inner wall is more sensitive than usual, feeling the body being stretched bit by bit, and then swelled to the maximum, it is really... too shameful.

Song Xiao buried his face on Yu Tang's shoulder, afraid that he would see the expression on his face, so he just followed his movements and inhaled softly.Seeing that he was getting used to it, Yu Tang gradually sped up his movements.

The body was very drunk, and it was more sluggish than usual, so it was not easy to ejaculate. This ordeal lasted most of the night.In the end, Song Xiao's voice became hoarse, his eye circles were red, and his physical tears kept falling: "Well...I can't do it...ah...forgive me

I..."

The person on his body didn't mean to spare him at all, instead, he slammed into the deepest place one after another, like a ramming machine, starting from the beginning every time, accurate and ruthless.

Song Xiao's body tensed unbearably, and then there was a convulsion, the inner wall contracted tightly, the little Xiaoxiao in front spit out the essence for the second time, but the person on the body was still in high spirits.

After coming to the United States for so long, the two haven't been able to date properly, let alone have sex with each other.Yu Tang originally planned to come back and hug his wife for a good sleep, but now that he hugs his wife, he doesn't want to sleep anymore.

Song Xiao was tortured until it was almost dawn before he could rest. He was so tired that he didn't want to move at all, so he fell asleep with his whole body sticky.Afraid that he would get sick, Yu Tang took a hot towel and wiped him off briefly.

The two slept until almost noon before barely waking up, when they heard a regular knock on the door.

Yu Tang buried his face in the pillow and didn't want to pay attention.Song Xiao was woken up, sat up to open the door, but suddenly his waist softened, and he fell back.

"Slow down." Yu Tang caught him, dragged him back into the bed, let him continue to sleep, and got up to open the door by himself.

"May the emperor be blessed with peace of mind." Outside the door, Butler Cao, who was wearing a suit and bow tie, put one hand on his chest and saluted gracefully.

Yu Tang frowned slightly: "Why are you here?" While speaking, he let Butler Cao in.Although they are in the United States, there are many Chinese descendants in Los Angeles, who can understand if they are not all, and they must think that they are crazy.

When Housekeeper Cao entered the room, he began to tidy up the messy clothes, picking up the discarded sheets and putting them in the laundry basket.When Song Xiao sat up, hot tea was handed to him.

Song Xiao blinked, looked at the emperor who climbed back on the bed, and at the handsome uncle who was handing him tea.

The man in a suit and leather shoes, about 30 years old, has a slender body with perfect proportions, an oriental face, and a gentle and polite smile.

"Eunuch Cao?" Song Xiao called out with some uncertainty.

"I'm here." Eunuch Cao handed the tea to Song Xiao's mouth, watched him take a sip, immediately took out a mouthwash jar, asked him to spit it out, and then gave him another cup of tea to drink.

Song Xiao took a new teacup in a daze, and took a sip slowly.Eunuch Cao in the previous life didn’t look like this. At that time, Eunuch Cao put on weight early, he was chubby, and he couldn’t see his eyes when he smiled. It’s not like the one in front of him...

"Good morning, Your Majesty the Empress." Eunuch Cao put one hand on his chest and saluted like a gentleman.

"Why don't you accept Dayu's courtesy?" Yu Tang leaned against the head of the bed, pulled Song Xiao into his arms, and took the tea that Eunuch Cao handed over.

"Isn't this the 21st century? Old slaves have to keep up with the times." Eunuch Cao smiled, took the cup the emperor had finished drinking, and handed him a hot towel.

His Majesty the Emperor unhurriedly began to wipe Song Xiao's face.

"Well, no need, I'll get up and wash my face." Song Xiao hid, everything was convenient in this hotel, and it would be too much for these two people to serve him.

"There is an old slave here, so you don't have to do these things." Eunuch Cao happily went about his business, and when Song Xiao got up, he had already ironed his clothes, and the hotel's breakfast was also brought over. Food that fits the palate of an empress.

Eunuch Cao put a tablecloth on his left arm and served the two of them slowly.

"When did Eunuch come here?" With Eunuch Cao announcing the dishes, Song Xiao felt that time went back to the past, which was very strange.

"It came more than ten years ago." Eunuch Cao sighed.When he woke up at the beginning, he was studying at the Butler Academy in Britannica. Because of his excellent ability to serve people, he graduated with excellent grades after studying for two years.Afterwards, when the various wealthy families came to select the butler, he immediately saw Emperor Gaozu who had come to select the steward himself, that is, Yu Tang's grandfather.

I thought that if I followed Emperor Gaozu, I would be able to see the emperor, but I didn't know that the emperor followed his father in China and basically never came to the United States. He finally came here once, and he didn't come to the old house. As a result, he has not been able to recognize his master.

Song Xiao frowned slightly, Eunuch Cao came earlier than the emperor, there seemed to be no rules to follow.

After eating the combined breakfast and lunch, Eunuch Cao asked the emperor if he wanted to go back to the old house.Yu Tang looked at the queen whose eyes were still glowing pink, and said nothing, he was reluctant to leave, thinking about his grandfather's business, so he didn't plan to go back: "See if there is a game in the afternoon, and book a ticket."

Eunuch Cao responded, and checked for a long time and found that there were no tickets.

"Let's go there." Song Xiao pointed to the advertisement on TV.

movie city?Originally, Yu Tang just wanted to accompany his wife and go on a date wherever he wanted, so naturally he had no objections.

I don't know how Eunuch Cao told Yu Taixian that he could accompany them to the movie city in the afternoon, and he looked very leisurely.Dugu An was in the room next to the two, and when he heard the sound of the two going out, he quickly flashed out and followed silently.

"An Yi, why don't you hide in a dark place now?" Eunuch Cao couldn't help talking about him when he saw the dark guard.In the past in Dayu, Eunuch Cao always knew about the existence of the hidden guards. He could see two of them by glancing at the beams occasionally, but he rarely had contact with them.Therefore, it is very strange to see a dark guard following behind the emperor openly and aboveboard.

"Dark guards must also keep pace with the times." Dugu glanced at Eunuch Cao secretly, and said expressionlessly.

Eunuch Cao: "..."

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Xiaoxiao: Does father-in-law also keep pace with the times?

Eunuch Cao: Of course, the competition in our industry is very dire

Xiao An: To be a trendsetter of an era... Father-in-law