Super 囧star dad

Song Cha stared at Shi Ye, and found that the other party was also looking at him, with a blank face and sharp eyes.

Looking at Shi Ye who was exuding a bastard, Song Cha lost a lot of momentum, so he had to silently turn his head and pretend nothing happened.

Sure enough, there are such people in the world, they can pretend to be so natural that you have to obey.

"Sorry sir, I disturbed you, please don't mind." Song Cha hugged Xiaohongcha awkwardly, and apologized again to Shi Ye, although he didn't know why he had to apologize.

The other party still had a cold and handsome face expressionless, standing there motionless, even more statues than statues.

Song Cha didn't get a response and found a way for himself.

The other party was probably a little angry. He was called Dad for no reason. Not everyone has such a good temper like him!

As soon as Song Cha comforted himself in this way, the other party actually spoke up.

"It's okay." Even the tone of his voice emitted freezing rays like his expression.

Song Cha almost didn't recover from his breath, and pushed the small cart away in big strides in embarrassment.

Little Black Tea lay on Song Cha's shoulder, looked at Shi Ye reluctantly, and stretched out her small hand to grab him, "Dad...Dad, remember to go home and see Mom and me after work."

Song Cha paused to glance at his son, and said a word through his teeth.

"Son, don't you catch a handsome guy and call him dad from now on. How can you make me, a handsome guy, better than my dad with your appearance!"

"He is my father." Little Black Tea still insisted.

It's over, it's over, where is there a doctor who treats Dad's cognitive impairment! !Just come here!

Seeing that Song Cha didn't believe it, Little Black Tea turned her head and said, "Really, he is my father, don't you remember?"

I saw it for the first time, what do you remember?

Song Cha felt sorry for his son's serious illness, so he prepared to help him himself, "You call him dad, what about me? Am I not your dad?"

Little Black Tea scratched her head in a bit of a dilemma.

Song Cha smiled triumphantly, Xiao Mian, I can't cure you yet.

"Mom!" After thinking for a while, Little Black Tea gave the answer.

"..."

(⊙x⊙)

Can I take back the question I just asked...

Shi Ye looked at the backs of the father and son thoughtfully.

Whether it's an adult or a child, it looks familiar, especially the little kid.

Although he didn't express anything before, this strange encounter has successfully attracted Shi Ye's attention.

"who are they."

Not a question, but an order.

The encyclopedia assistant who was following one meter away had long been accustomed to the cold expression of no more than five words, and replied respectfully, "Song Cha, a former member of Tianhua Entertainment's WEare group, was exposed yesterday as having an illegitimate child, which caused huge damage. Concussion, the illegitimate child is the child beside him."

"He called me Dad." Shi Ye popped out another sentence that had nothing to do with the previous one.

This question stumped the assistant.

He couldn't tell the truth because he looked so much like that kid, so the kid would of course mistake him for his father.

After thinking about it, the assistant thinks it's better to flatter.

"Uh... probably because you are so handsome."

"Ah."

A strange smile curled up at the corner of Shi Ye's mouth.

The assistant felt the coolness behind him.

……

After Song Cha got home, he went through a lot of trouble and finally cleaned up his son.

He put his hips on his hips and looked at the house, even the living room was full of Little Black Tea's toys.

Song Cha couldn't help sighing, raising a baby is really not easy!What a great father he is!

Of course the point is the last sentence.

At this moment, Song Cha's cell phone received a text message.

Song Cha was smiling before reading the content, but after reading it, it was like being struck by lightning.

That's a sour.

The text message said that all the funds in his bank card were frozen...

was frozen...

frozen……

Done……

Up...

This means that...

Now he has completely become a pauper!

No defense at all ＿(: 3ゝ∠)＿

My experience in the past two days is simply too wonderful, the ups and downs of the horse!God horse joy begets sorrow!What a disaster!He met them all.

Rebirth is so much fun.

Song Cha, who was hit hard, dragged his heavy steps and pushed his head open the door of the bedroom. At a glance, he saw Little Black Tea lying on the bed with bare feet and playing with a toy train.

Xiao Hongcha laughed as soon as she saw Song Cha, as if she would never be troubled.

"Is Dad going to bed?"

Song Cha nodded feebly, unable to laugh at all.

"Yeah, go to sleep, dad is tired all day today, be good."

After speaking, Song Cha lay down next to Little Black Tea, reached out and turned off the light.

Little Black Tea stuck to Song Cha's side, her eyes wide open in the dark.

"Dad, I want to hear a story."

"What story are you listening to?"

Little Black Tea became excited, "Monkey King beats Bone Demon three times."

=mouth=

As expected of his son, he even has the same taste.

Song Cha put his hands behind his head again, held his head up, and moved his toes, "So your male god is Brother Monkey."

Little Black Tea couldn't quite understand what Song Cha was saying, so she followed Song Chatuo's head and moved her toes, "So my male god is Brother Monkey!"

Song Cha laughed, "Okay then, Dad will tell you the story of Monkey King. Once upon a time there was a mountain... and there was a temple on the mountain..."

"Why didn't Dad become a bone spirit and become a beautiful sister to lie to Master."

"It will change in a while. Cough, there must be a foreshadowing for that story. The foreshadowing will be that the bone spirit becomes a beautiful sister and deceives Master."

Little Black Tea nodded, "So that's it, Dad is really amazing."

Song Cha was proud, "Of course."

It was already half an hour after Song Cha finished telling the story of Monkey King beating the Bone Demon three times.

Song Cha, who was thirsty, couldn't help sighing again, how difficult it is to bring a baby!

At this time, Xiao Hongcha was already in a daze and was about to fall asleep.

He bit his finger and turned sideways, with his feet resting on Song Cha's body.

Song Cha lifted the quilt up and covered him up, then looked down at Xiao Hongcha's face, and whispered.

"Son."

"Huh?" Little Black Tea pressed her head against his chest, her voice soft and sticky.

"Dad may be very poor in the future, will you leave Dad?"

"I will always be by your side."

Song Cha took a deep breath, restraining the urge to cry.

For him who was an orphan, it was the first time he had grown up to feel like family.

Although this warmth comes from a person who has no blood relationship with him at all.

In his memory, relatives are actually a very vague concept. His parents abandoned him when he was younger than Little Black Tea. He has never heard his father tell him a story, let alone have such an intimate relationship with his father. Lie in a bed.

After a while, Song Cha touched Little Black Tea's head.

"Son..."

This time, Little Black Tea made no sound, only the sound of his even breathing in the silent night.

Song Cha kissed the top of his head, "Don't misidentify Dad from now on, others will laugh at you."

Immediately afterwards, Song Cha also fell asleep, but the dream was full of messy things.

He dreamed that many people were chasing after him to take pictures, many people were demanding debts from him, and many fans ran after him with their stereos.

Song Cha ran ahead, covering his ears.

The sound of the sub-Ao audio system is so loud!

Audio?

Eh?

Song Cha suddenly opened his eyes, and was awakened by the ringing cell phone next to his pillow.

Who the hell called so early as if he was urging his life, do you want someone to sleep!

Really no sense of public morality.

Song Cha, who half-closed his eyes, connected the phone without looking at who it was, and howled, "Who is it!"

"Excuse me, is this Mr. Song Cha?"

With a bucket of mud in Song Cha's head, he replied in a daze, "It's me, what's the matter... If you are a debt collector, please hang up the phone directly. If you want money, you will die."

The other party laughed, "Mr. Song, you are really humorous."

Song Cha didn't say anything, closed his eyes and thought to himself, I'm not kidding you.

"I am the assistant director of Strawberry TV. We are currently preparing a reality show about the relationship between father and son. I would like to invite you and your son to participate. I don't know if you are willing. Of course, the remuneration is easy to talk about, and I will definitely satisfy you s price."

Father-son relationship?

In Song Cha's dream, there suddenly appeared a scene where Little Black Tea called that cool and handsome daddy.

"no……"

In the dream, Song Cha held his son back and prevented him from passing.

"Mr. Song, please think about it. We have worked very hard on this program and we will definitely not disappoint you."

"do not go."

"In that case, I hope Mr. Song will give you more consideration. Our program team will reserve a spot for you for the time being. If you think it's okay, just give me a call today." The other party's tone was slightly disappointed, reluctantly hang up the phone.

Song Cha's phone had dropped on the bed, and his saliva flowed all over the pillow.

When Song Cha woke up again, the sun was already shining on his ass.

And Xiao Hongcha, who had already woken up, was already fully dressed and lying on the bedside looking at Song Cha.

"Dad, you are awake."

Song Cha stretched out his hand to block the sun.

After seeing his son by his side, he finally felt relieved.

Looks like it was a nightmare.

Song Cha got up, propped his hands on the bed, and pressed the phone with one touch.

He picked up the phone to check the time, and found that the page was stuck on the received call, and it showed that he answered a call at [-]:[-].

When did he answer the phone Σ（⊙▽⊙“a…

Song Cha's brain responded automatically.

Could it be that father and son show... yes, really! !

And he seems to... refused? !

I'm so crazy!It was not a dream!

Song Cha wanted to slap himself.

If I say I agree now, is it still too late QAQ

**

Strawberry Satellite TV is aimed at my master =. =

PS: Don't ask me how I know =. =

PPS: Some people's IQ is really flawed =. =

——Excerpt from "Handsome, Unrestrained, IQ, Brave, Invincible, Cool, Noble, and Quiet Tucao Diary" The author has something to say: Song Cha: What to do, what to do, I'm stupid again QAQ Shiye: Don't panic, hold me tight

Jing Jing: There is no way to save the wise

Little Black Tea: Daddy, don’t cry ╰(￣ω￣o) [touch head]

Xiao Tiantian: Chacha~ I have good news for you~~