Super 囧star dad

Gossip: The popular idol Song Cha was revealed to have an illegitimate child. HOT gossip: Chacha's son is so old, I want to be quiet. HOT gossip: X fans, how big is the shadow area in your heart now? 23333 HOT gossip: As an X fan, my heart is broken. HOT

Gossip: Song Cha, the first idol in my life, I misread you! ! ! HOT Gossip: Am I the only one who was attracted by XX's son? HOT Song Cha closed the gossip forum with trembling hands, the front page was almost occupied by his fans, and every post that had something to do with him built a tall building.

Just looking at the title is enough to make a bloodbath. Song Cha is not brave enough to go in and see how horrific it is, let alone open Weibo to see how miserable he has been scolded.

But Song Cha didn't watch it, but some people watched it enthusiastically.

"Oh, Chacha~ You've been scolded for more than 70 posts on Weibo~" Xiao Tiantian, the manager in pink leggings, gave Song Cha a live commentary while pointing at her mobile phone while pointing at the orchid. People are happy about things in general.

"Oh~ Chacha why did you lie to us~"

"Oh~ Chacha, you actually have a child at the age of 17~"

"Oh~ Who the hell is Chacha kid~"

"Oh~ don't scold Chacha recently. Chacha has become so thin recently. How can you bear it? How did you lose weight? If you want to know, please poke me at www.xxxxxx? Cough cough, this is an advertisement."

Xiao Tiantian quickly turned off her phone and patted herself on the chest, "Oh~ how painful they are~ I can't stop scolding for a day and a night."

Oh oh oh oh your sister...

Song Cha covered his ears, completely confused whether Xiao Tiantian was comforting him or deliberately embarrassing him.

"Xiao Tiantian, can you stop talking, I just want to be quiet now..."

Xiao Tiantian shook her head and said seriously, "Chacha~ You must listen to me now. Because I want to tell you that this incident is very serious, extremely serious, quite serious!"

……

"I know it's serious."

But you don't need to use so many words to emphasize it! !

"Nonono, you don't know." Xiao Tiantian sat down opposite Song Cha, crossing Erlang's legs, "The company means that your group is disbanded."

Song Cha was calm, anyway, their group was going to disband, but yesterday's method was a little weird...

"Ah~ and more." Xiao Tiantian slapped her own palm.

"You violated the company's love contract. You are unmarried and have a child. The impact is very bad." Xiao Tiantian changed her posture, "So..."

"So what!" Song Cha looked at Xiao Tiantian in a panic, and said, can you not be so breathless, sir!

"Breach of contract compensation."

Little Sweet said it very easily.

Song Chaxin seemed to have been stabbed by a wasp.

heartache.

The money wasn't paid by Xiao Tiantian, so of course he was relieved!

"How much... much money?" Song Cha asked tremblingly.

Xiao Tiantian stretched out a hand with a smile.

"50?"

Xiao Tiantian smiled and said nothing.

"Could it be... 500 million?!" Song Cha felt that he could hardly breathe.

"Heh~" Xiao Tiantian smiled contemptuously, "Chacha, do you really look down on your worth~"

I can't wait to be worth 50 yuan now!

Worth is a fart!What I lost was money!

Song Cha covered his internally injured chest, held back a mouthful of blood, and waved his hand feebly, "It's alright, stop talking, I understand."

Xiao Tiantian finally closed her mouth and sighed gracefully.

After all, Chacha is an artist brought out by him, and it turned out to be like this inexplicably, and he felt bitter~ But no matter how bitter he was, he still had to say something~

"What about the company~ The current meaning is to prepare to hide your main promotion, Bai Yi."

Puff!Song Cha's chest was stabbed gorgeously again.

"The liquidated damages of 5000 million yuan~Although I delayed you for a while~~ But you should find a way to get it together as soon as possible~ But you are like this now..." Xiao Tiantian shook her head, "Unless you can find a funder to pay back Almost~"

Song Cha bared lightly, looked up at 45 degrees with his nostrils upturned in disdain, "Am I that kind of spineless person!"

Britney clapped her hands in support.

"Of course~ yes."

Song Cha really wanted to seal Xiao Tiantian's mouth with a piece of tape.

During the conversation, Little Black Tea suddenly opened the door.

Song Cha turned around and found that he was holding a chubby Goudan in his hands.

"Oh, this dog is so handsome~" Xiao Tiantian was immediately attracted by Goudaner.

Goudan'er seemed to understand Xiao Tiantian's words, turned his head to look at the sky, his nostrils were raised higher than Song Cha's just now.

"Tsk tsk, you're still arrogant~ She really has the same virtue as Chacha~"

Song Cha hates it, can you not take me with you at this time!

Little Black Tea trotted to Song Cha's side, and put the dog's egg on Song Cha's lap, begging for praise was written all over his face.

"Dad give it!"

Song Cha took it in a daze, "What are you doing for me?"

"Dad, didn't you just say you wanted Jingjing, I found you Jingjing!"

As soon as Little Black Tea finished speaking, Goudaner, oh no, jumped off Song Cha quietly and nimbly.Hold your head up, strike a super cool pose, and open your mouth wide.

"Wow~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

Song Cha's jaw almost dropped.

Feelings This dog still thinks he is a fierce and strong wolf?

Song Cha glanced at Jing Jing in disgust, "When did I say I missed this dog!!"

Son, your dad, I just want to be quiet, not this dog ＿(:3ゝ∠)＿

Hey, it turns out that it is called Jingjing, not Goudan!

Song Cha, who finally grasped the point, looked down at Little Black Tea beside him, only to see that just now he was happily begging for praise, but now he looked confused, as if he had done something wrong.

Song Cha, the baby is a good baby, just...

So Song Cha stretched out his hand awkwardly, and rubbed Little Black Tea's head to express his apology.

"Chacha, don't be so excited~ It's not good for children." Xiao Tiantian said suddenly, beckoning to Xiaohongcha, "Little brother, come here."

Xiao Hongcha looked at Song Cha, and seeing that Song Cha had no objection, she walked over to Xiao Tiantian.

"Hi pretty big brother."

The name "Little Black Tea" can be described as a deep little sweet heart, and the powder on her face crackled happily.

"Oh, my little brother's mouth is so sweet ~ brother poo." After speaking, he put a lip print on Xiaohongcha's face.

Song Cha's sharp eyes slashed at Xiao Tiantian.

Obviously I am younger than Xiao Tiantian! !

Why did Little Black Tea call his brother and call him his father! !

He is so young! !Is there anything! !

"Beautiful brother, why is my father unhappy? Is it because so many uncles and aunts took pictures of him yesterday?" Xiao Hongcha, holding Xiao Tiantian's hand, suddenly asked.

Song Cha froze on the spot and didn't answer, just pretending to be a statue to himself.

Xiao Tiantian gave Song Cha a look, and then explained softly to Xiao Hongcha, "Your father encountered a little difficulty~ so you have to be obedient and cheer for Dad, okay?"

Little Black Tea nodded, "Okay, I will listen to my father very much. You still have me, Dad."

Song Cha turned his head, curled his lips and still pretended to be a statue.

But somewhere in my heart was a bit sour.

Ma De, it was obviously because of this child that he became so miserable, but why did he feel a little moved when he cared about him.

Xiao Hongcha didn't understand Song Cha's temper at a young age, but Xiao Tiantian knew that he was a tsundere.

So he patted Little Black Tea on the head, and said to Song Cha, "Come on, stop pretending, because your son is so cute, brother will help you figure out a way, isn't it just 5000 million, sell yourself for three It pays off in four years."

Xiao Tiantian's words are very smooth, and even her accent is still authentic Northeast.

When Song Cha heard his original voice for the first time, he was so startled that he could stuff a whole goose egg into his mouth.

Ciao, for so many years, I can pretend to be a Taiwanese accent with a big mouthful, who the hell is pretending!

After seeing off Xiao Tiantian, Song Cha felt a lot more relaxed.

For Song Cha, besides the advantage of being pretentious, the other advantage is that he can explain himself.

He lay on the sofa, silently comforting himself.

Although the current situation is indeed very bad, at least it is not a little bit better than when Shen Bai stabbed him in the first place.

And now he is no longer facing all this alone. Although he really doesn't want to admit this fact, after all, there is still a "son" and a dog at home with him.

After a night of thinking, Song Cha also recognized this "son", because even if he didn't admit it, everyone would have tacitly agreed that Xiao Hongcha was his child.

Can't shake it off.

Xiao Hongcha didn't know when she lay down next to Song Cha, imitating him, putting her hands behind her head and looking up at the ceiling.

"Dad, I want to take a bath."

Xiao Hongcha's words interrupted Song Cha's thoughts.

"Then I'll give you some water."

Song Cha got up and took two steps.

And then...he stopped.

Because he thought of a very serious question!

That is... He doesn't have any daily necessities related to Xiaohongcha in his house!

"Well...well, son." Song Cha coughed dryly, "A while ago a thief came in and stole all your things, so come out with me now, daddy will buy you clothes, okay?"

Hearing that she was going to go shopping, Xiao Hongcha was extremely excited and clapped her hands repeatedly.

Song Cha was worried that a reporter would take pictures of him outside the door, so he found an exaggerated pair of big sunglasses and a big mask to wear on his face.

"Let's go son." Song Cha picked up Little Black Tea and prepared to go out.

Little Black Tea stared at Song Cha's face strangely, "Dad, have you caught a cold? Why are you wearing a mask?"

Song Cha subconsciously began to act aggressively again, "You don't understand, it's not good if Dad is a big star and someone finds out."

"But Dad, it seems that you are easier to be discovered by others."

"..."

Song Cha silently took off his glasses and mask.

It was the first time for Song Cha to bring a baby like a big girl in a sedan chair.

Knowing nothing, he took his son to buy and buy indiscriminately while Baidu.

"Son, do you pee at night?" Standing in front of a pile of diapers, Song Cha asked his son.

"No pee." Little Black Tea replied proudly.

Song Cha silently put the diaper back in his hand.

"Son, what neinei do you like to drink?"

Little Black Tea swallowed, "I don't know."

So Song Cha picked up several buckets of milk powder and found the shopping guide lady.

After shopping frantically, Song Cha got a cart full of things.He silently pushed the cart and continued to wander, thinking about what else he forgot to buy.

Little Black Tea held Song Cha's clothes corner with his left hand, and played with the toy car with his right hand.

"Dad, do you listen to the song? Let me sing it for you."

Song Cha nodded absently, "You sing."

"You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart, la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la"****,,,,,nd,,,but, aest, most dazzling, clan style..."

Song Cha stood his ground and petrified in place for a full three seconds.

His son also...

Really down to earth...

After shopping around, Song Cha confirmed that he had bought everything he needed to buy, so he took Xiao Hongcha's hand and prepared to go to the checkout.

"father!"

Suddenly, Little Black Tea stopped and looked to the other side.

"Hmm, I'm here." Song Cha agreed smoothly.

"Father!!" Little Black Tea ignored Song Cha and shouted again.

Only then did Song Cha realize something was wrong, and followed Xiao Hongcha's gaze.

Seeing this, Song Cha gasped.

There are actually people in this world who look more pretentious than him!

Song Cha felt that his pretentious authority had been challenged.

Shiye had noticed Xiaohongcha when he called his father for the first time.

He stood there, looking coldly at the father and son opposite.

As a result, his eyes met with that of Little Black Tea, and the other party immediately pulled his father towards him.

"Father, Daddy!" Little Black Tea arrived beside Shi Ye, completely unable to walk.

Song Cha hugged Xiaohongcha in a panic, looked at the cold Shi Ye in embarrassment, and quickly apologized, "I'm sorry, my son has a problem with his father's cognitive impairment."

"En." Shi Ye uttered a single syllable, raised his eyebrows and glanced at Song Cha, his expression remained unchanged.

Song Cha couldn't help but slander.

Ciao, why don't you be so cold!

Pretending to be amazing!

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Pretending is great.

Shi Dazao is so cold.

PS: I am Jingjing =. =

——Excerpt from "Handsome and unrestrained, with a very high IQ, brave, invincible, glamorous and noble, quiet Tucao diary"