Scumbag Master Uncle's Whitewashing Road

Seeing Leng Hanmo's appearance of thirsting for knowledge, although his appearance is very ordinary at this time, it is rare and cute.

Huo Qingfeng shook the gentleman fan in his hand, and smiled slightly at Leng Hanmo, "In ancient times, there were few people, especially women, who were weak and difficult to survive. For the reproduction of human beings, the ancient gods sent blessings, many fairy fruits or holy water They all have the effect of helping to conceive. Even men can conceive and give birth to children. It’s just that times have changed, the sea has changed, and now the population is prosperous, and there is no need for men to have children. Those fairy fruit holy waters have disappeared.”

What Leng Hanmo got seemed to be very different. He looked at Huo Qingfeng and asked eagerly: "Uncle Master, what does the ancient god allow two men to have children together?"

Unexpectedly, he turned to this place suddenly. Huo Qingfeng's saliva almost didn't get stuck in his throat. He slowed down a little, and then said: "Although the combination of men and women is the way of yin and yang. But the matter of dragon and yang has existed since ancient times. No big deal."

"Uncle Master also thinks that two men can be together?" Leng Hanmo asked hesitantly.

As a new human being in the 21st century, a modern youth who has experienced the legalization of same-sex marriage in foreign countries, although Huo Qingfeng has had the tragic experience of being misunderstood as gay, he has no prejudice against homosexuality.

He shrugged and said indifferently: "It's nothing, it's normal."

Looking at Leng Hanmo's sunny eyes, Huo Qingfeng felt that it was not the time to discuss these issues, so he coughed and continued: "In short, it's not a strange thing for a man to be pregnant."

"Master Uncle means, did Mr. Li mistakenly drink some kind of fairy fruit that can give birth to children?" Leng Hanmo seemed to have put an end to a great worry, and finally returned to the topic.

Huo Qingfeng shook his head: "There are many ways to get a man pregnant, but there is only one possibility to give birth to a snake."

"What is it?" Leng Hanmo hurriedly asked.

Huo Qingfeng leaned forward, and whispered: "Have you heard of the man in feather clothes?"

"The man in feather clothes?" Leng Hanmo looked at Huo Qingfeng suspiciously.

Huo Qingfeng explained slowly: "People in feather clothes are a kind of monster. It is said that there are men and women who like to wear feather clothes. Men can impregnate men...and then give birth to strange snakes."

Leng Hanmo was shocked: "That Mr. Li was killed by the Yuyi man?"

Huo Qingfeng nodded, and said, "No accident, it should be so."

An adult male man in feather clothes who likes to rape men.Thinking of the many men in Furong Town who committed suicide inexplicably, Huo Qingfeng seemed to find some connections.These men were depressed after disappearing for one night, and then committed suicide.Could it be that he couldn't bear the experience of being raped by a man, so he went to a dead end?

Huo Qingfeng felt something was wrong again.Even so, it's impossible for all men to knock out their teeth and swallow them in their stomachs. If they meet someone with a strong personality and make things worse, how will the man in feathers plan to end up?

"Since it's a monster, why did you stop the disciple from chasing the snake just now?" Leng Hanmo asked puzzled.

Huo Qingfeng said slowly: "The snake can only become a man in feathers when it sees its biological father, otherwise it is not much different from ordinary snakes. I have been in Furong Town for so long, and I didn't notice the slightest bit of innocence. Demonic. Either this man in feathers is very cunning, or he is not in Furong Town at all. Even if you catch that snake, you will only scare the snake. It is of no benefit to subduing the demon."

"But..." Leng Hanmo hesitated for a moment, but still dared to ask: "Since the whereabouts of the man in Yuyi is uncertain, and the snake ran away again, we have no clue at all, so how can we subdue the demon?"

Huo Qingfeng smiled calmly: "Nephew Leng, don't worry, the deity has already put a tracking symbol on the snake just now. Its every move is under the control of the deity. We just need to stand still and wait patiently. If it really If you return to Yuyiren's side, you will definitely change, and you will definitely not be able to escape our eyes."

"Master is still thoughtful!" Leng Hanmo suddenly understood, looked at Huo Qingfeng and said in admiration: "Master, what should we do now? Continue to wait for that snake to show its feet?"

Looking at Leng Hanmo's admiring eyes, Huo Qingfeng was very useful.He pondered for a while, and then said: "This matter is not simple, the top priority, we still have to find a way to find out what happened to that young master of the Li family as soon as possible."

"But, Mr. Li is dead, what should we do? Should we go to his house to check?" Leng Hanmo asked humbly, as if there was nothing that couldn't be solved as long as the uncle stepped in.

Huo Qingfeng already had an idea in his heart, he waved his fan and smiled mysteriously.

In the dead of night, there was no ghost on the street.Huo Qingfeng led Leng Hanmo back to the place where Mr. Li's son gave birth to snakes.Under the bright moonlight, the large bloodstains on the bluestone slabs were clearly visible.The mottled and ferocious shape looks like a terrifying monster, which makes people shudder.

Crouching down in front of the bloodstain, Huo Qingfeng took out the cinnabar and drew a complicated spell on it.Leng Hanmo watched quietly from the side.

After Huo Qingfeng painted the last stroke, he stood up and said a few incantations to the charm on the ground.As if a layer of golden light had been cast over it, the charms on the ground changed from flat to three-dimensional, and finally worked like a mechanism.

Leng Hanmo saw that the spell on the ground was like a gear, turning faster and faster, as if a door had been opened, and a blurry figure slowly rose from the spell.

After the golden light disappeared, the figure gradually became clear.A thin young man stood in front of the two of them.The young man's face was ashen and pale, as if a gust of wind could blow it away.Even so, Leng Hanmo still recognized that this person was Mr. Li who had just died during the day.

Although he is a member of the immortal sect, Leng Hanmo has only heard of the soul-calling technique, but has never seen it with his own eyes.Only monks with strong mana can reverse yin and yang and summon the souls of the dead.

Seeing the soul of Mr. Li's family standing in front of him, Leng Hanmo suppressed his excitement, and looked at Huo Qingfeng with a little more admiration in his eyes.

Time was running out, Huo Qingfeng didn't notice his nephew's stare, but said to Mr. Li, "Mr. Li, do you still remember us? We met in a hurry during the day."

The pale figure didn't make a sound, but nodded weakly.

Huo Qingfeng continued: "At that time, the monster snake in your stomach had already formed, and there was no way to recover. Although we can't save you, you can tell us who killed you, so that we can subdue this monster and avenge you."

A gust of wind blew past, covering the bright moon, making the deserted alley even more gloomy.Mr. Li stood still, and Huo Qingfeng was not in a hurry.

Time passed bit by bit, and Leng Hanmo finally lost his composure.Just when he was about to say something, Mr. Li's soul suddenly weakened, and then, a white shadow separated from his soul, rushing towards Huo Qingfeng with lightning speed.

Leng Hanmo was shocked, and immediately drew out his sword, intending to stab Mr. Li.

Huo Qingfeng grabbed his hand and said: "Don't panic, he is empathizing. Maybe he can't tell the situation at that time, so he can only use this method."

Seeing that Huo Qingfeng was fine, Leng Hanmo immediately breathed a sigh of relief, but then broke out in sweat again.

The so-called empathy is a kind of empathy ability.It is to pass on the experience of one person to another so that it can empathize with it.Mr. Li did this to let the uncle know the ins and outs of the matter.

But... Mr. Li was raped and conceived by a man in feather clothes. Could it be that Master Uncle has to go through the same experience?

Unbearable even thinking about it, Leng Hanmo wanted to stop it.It's a pity that Huo Qingfeng has already entered into empathy, and forcibly terminating it will only cause unexpected consequences.

Leng Hanmo couldn't help but secretly annoyed: I should have broken up Mr. Li's soul just now, so that my uncle wouldn't... It's a pity that it's too late, what I can do now is to protect my uncle.

Leng Hanmo took off his coat and spread it on the floor, then carefully helped the uncle to sit down, and sat cross-legged next to the uncle himself.After a little hesitation, he still tightly held his uncle's cold hands.

Huo Qingfeng only felt dizzy and in a daze. He could hear the laughter of women in his ears, and the fragrance of powder on the tip of his nose. What he saw in front of him was a dazzling array of cups and cups.

He could feel himself opening his mouth to speak, but what he heard was a very strange voice.Huo Qingfeng knew that he had entered the empathy of Mr. Li at this time. Mr. Li was already drunk, but he was very sober, so he had to get drunk along with him.

The head is getting dizzy, but the body is getting hotter and hotter.Huo Qingfeng could feel obvious changes in Mr. Li's lower body. It was obvious that the wine had been drugged, but Mr. Li seemed very happy to see the results.

A woman's delicate laughter came from next to her ear, and a soft groin caressed her crotch, stroking it lightly and sometimes heavily.Mr. Li snorted a few times comfortably, Huo Qingfeng also sighed softly, and then felt being supported by someone.

A teasing voice came from behind: "Brother Li, what a dream!"

Mr. Li turned his head in response, and Huo Qingfeng saw a handsome and handsome stranger smiling at him.Mr. Li seemed to wave his hand, murmured something vaguely to the young master, and then put his arms around the waist of the woman beside him.Huo Qingfeng only felt that he hadn't taken a few steps before his eyes became dark, and then he lost consciousness.

When he opened his eyes again, he was already lying on a strange bed, his whole body was hot and uncomfortable, but he had no strength at all.There were faint voices of drinking and teasing outside the room, Huo Qingfeng could only roughly conclude that Mr. Li should still be in the same place, just changed the room.

The pain was so severe that Mr. Li opened his mouth to call for help, but what he yelled out was an uncomfortable moan, the voice was extremely sweet and greasy.Although it didn't sound like his own voice, Huo Qingfeng still felt that it came from his own mouth.He couldn't help but fight a cold war in the depths of his soul.

My body is getting hotter and my crotch is very swollen.Mr. Li rubbed on the bed uncomfortablely, and Huo Qingfeng also rubbed along, but he always felt that it was not enough.I wanted to reach out to relieve myself, but unfortunately I didn't even have the strength to raise my hand.

The curtain in front of the bed was lifted, and Mr. Li opened his hazy eyes, but he couldn't see the face of the person coming. Huo Qingfeng could barely tell it was a man by his figure.

Huo Qingfeng could feel a surge of anger emanating from his body, obviously Mr. Li was very angry.What he wants is a woman, why get a man?But now he didn't have the slightest strength to get angry, and could only lie helplessly on the bed.

The person who came took off something he was wearing on his body, and while he was still on the side, he reached out and brushed Mr. Li's sweat-drenched hair, as if he had said something.Afterwards, Huo Qingfeng felt the clothes on his body being untied, and a pair of rough palms caressed his bare/naked chest, and all the way down.

When the fiery skin met the slightly cool palm, Mr. Li felt a lot better immediately, and Huo Qingfeng also felt less uncomfortable.

Seeing Mr. Li's enjoyment expression, the visitor laughed out loud, with indescribable contempt and humiliation in his voice.

After recovering from the laughter, Mr. Li realized that he was being touched casually by a man, and he groaned and groaned. He couldn't help but become angry and began to struggle.The man simply tied his hands on the head of the bed, and his actions became rude.

Huo Qingfeng only felt his body sink, it seemed that the man rolled over on the bed, and then there was a crisp "hissing" sound, which was the sound of his clothes being torn.Then, something hot hit his thigh.Mr. Li's panicked shouts came from his ears.

Having already guessed what would happen next, Huo Qingfeng broke out in a cold sweat.As if he was afraid that he wasn't nervous enough, Mr. Li's body was forcibly turned over immediately, and his loose pants were roughly torn off. Huo Qingfeng only felt a chill behind him, and a pair of rough hands expertly clasped on his back .

His face was forced to be covered under the quilt, and Mr. Li whimpered, "Help me".Huo Qingfeng only felt that the chrysanthemum was tightening, and there were ten thousand grass and mud horses running past together in his mind.He cursed secretly in his heart: "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

small theater

Huo Qingfeng: "In Emperor Yongchang of the Yuan Dynasty, a man from Jiyang was working in the valley. He was resting under a tree because of plowing. Suddenly, a man wearing a feather coat went to rape him. He didn't know where he was. The valley was pregnant. After a few months, he would give birth, and the man in the feather coat came back. , pierced the shadow with a knife, came out of a snake, and went. Gu Sui became an eunuch, and he went to the palace and stayed in the palace." (from "Sou Shen Ji")

Leng Hanmo: "Hehehehehe..." (with a silly smile)

Huo Qingfeng frowned: "Why are you smirking? Do you remember today's content?"

Leng Hanmo: "The uncle who is giving a serious lecture is so charming! I can't help it."

Suddenly feeling bad, Huo Qingfeng raised his vigilance: "What can't help it?"

The corner of Leng Hanmo's mouth curled up slightly: "I can't help but want to take off my uncle's fake and noble coat, and reveal your sullen body."

Huo Qingfeng: "You, you, what nonsense are you talking about, it's class time now."

Leng Hanmo: "Then let's demonstrate the content in class and give a demonstration to many little angels."

Huo Qingfeng: "..."

Leng Hanmo pressed the uncle on the desk with a sly smile, and smiled charmingly: "The disciple has already heard the applause."

The author has something to say:

It has long been known that there are monsters like Yuyiren who wear clothes made of feathers and can impregnate men.At that time, I thought it was a good material, but unfortunately I didn't see any great master who wrote it.I can only show my own ugliness, I hope the little angels will like it.